01x03 - Sir Ed-a-Lot/A Pinch to Grow an Ed

[bunniefuu]

[Whistling]

Bllllt! Yeah.

Hey, jonny boy!

Hi, eddy. Nice car!

[Chamois squeaking]

Hello, eddy.

May we shop for meat
in your fancy car?

Keep dreaming, rolf. Ha ha ha!

[Nazz giggles]

Oh... Hi, nazz.

Wow, eddy! Cool car!

Hey, dork! Whose
car is this, you twerp?

[Turns on radio]

[Bass booming] oh! Oh!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Hey, eddy, what are you doing?

Just buffing the wheels.

Whose car is this, eddy?

Beats me. Where's ed?

I called his residence,
but no answer.

Let's hunt him down!

Edd: do you see him? Whoa!

Nope.

Edd: perhaps we
should check upstairs.

He's just hiding.
Unh! Grrr... [Laughing]

Shh.

Dogpile! Dogpile!

[Boom]

[Gasps]

Let's check upstairs.

[Panting]

[Ding]

Oh... Hmm... And I
thought had problems.

Quick! Run away!

[Laughing]

Don't fool around! Run!

Excuse me, ma'am, can
ed come out and play?

Hey!

No one can join my tea
party without dressing up!

Forget it, sarah.

[Sarah fumes] huh?

Tell your stupid friends
it's my way or the highway!

[Inhales]

Good luck.

Sarah, stop it!

Look... She's changing colors.

Huh! Please, eddy,
she's gonna blow up!

Cut it out, sarah.

Eddy, just put on the dress!

No way, ed.

Ed: aaah! She's leaking, eddy!

Sarah, don't blow up!

All right, I'll wear the
stinkin'... Here you go.

I'm the queen, and you
are my servants. Now...

Smashing hat, eddy.

Grrrr!

As I was saying, I am the queen!

And we are your servants.

Next thing you know,
she's gonna want a throne.

A toast to my big mouth.

[Doorbell rings]

Whoa... Aah!

Get the door!

[Sighs]

Arrrgh... It is
i... Prince jimmy!

Sheesh!

Who was it?

The frog prince.

[Doorbell ringing] arrrrgh!

I'll get it, my queen!

Presenting the
honorable prince jimmy.

[Weak fanfare plays]

Prince jimmy has arrived!

Let the games begin!

Oh, goody!

Games? Grrrr...

I am a horse!

You're a horsie.

Hey, you better win!

Grrrr... Grrrr...
[Rummaging in pocket]

[Inhales]

[Playing fanfare]

Go!

[Eddy yelping]

Uh... Neigh!

Whoa!

Yah!

Whoa!

[Panting]

[High-pitched neighing] huh?

Go faster!

Whoa! Nnnh!

Nnnnnh!

Aaah!

[Panting]

Go, eddy, go! Faster, faster!

Ohhh! Arrrrgh!

Ooooh! Aaah!

[Both panting]

Prince jimmy has won!

Sarah: you lost, horsie!

Bad, bad, bad, bad!

This stinks! Huh!

To the dungeon with him!

Hee hee hee!

The dungeon? Oh,
no. I'm so scared.

[Laughing hysterically]

Bye-bye.

Ed! Get me out!

Ed! Double-d!

Bring me my fool!

Ok. Ha ha!

The spoiled brat!

Please, eddy, play along.

Here's the fool!

No way!

Huh?

Eddy's a great fool, huh, eddy?

No!

Sarah: bad baby-sitter!

I'm telling mom you
left me all alone!

But I won't get paid! Ohh...

Did you say "paid"?

Paid?

I'm here for you, pal.

[Playing fanfare]

This is fun!

[Bells jingling]

I just flew in from
peach creek, and, boy...

Are you stupid!

[Groans]

Yeah, so why did the
chicken cross the road?

To lay an egg, just
like you are now!

Huh.

[Yawns] [snickers]

Ah... Say, eddo,

What's a ghost's
favorite lunchmeat?

Boo-loney!

Grrrr! You stink!

Nnnnh...

She has no taste! I
used all my best stuff.

Don't give up now, eddy.

Unh!

Well?

Ha!

Hmm...

Aha!

[Laughs nervously]

Here, eddy, juggle this stuff.

I'll get more.

More?

Ha!

Ooh! Dazzling!

Boring!

Ed: here, eddy,
juggle this, too.

Unh!

Aah!

[Beep beep]

Yaaah... Ah!

[Crash]

Aaah!

Aaaah!

[Laughing]

Ed: oh, no. Oh, no!

Naaah!

Aah... Aaaaah!

[Laughing hysterically]

Ohh! Oh... [Laughing]

Aaaaaaah!

Huh!

[Laughing]

Aw, shut...

Oh...

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

That's more like it!

Sarah, don't throw stuff!

Unh!

[Laughing]

Ooh!

[Laughing]

Unh!

[Sarah and jimmy laughing]

I got it! Unh!

I've got...

Double-d?

Hello.

Aaaah! It wasn't me.

Come on, jimmy.

Whee! Whee!

Grab her!

Pllllt! Hee hee!

Unh!

Grrrr!

Ed: eddy! Huh?

Aaah!

There she goes!

Whee! Ha ha!

[Giggles]

Ooh!

[Laughing]

Sarah! Ah... Whoa. Unh!

[Laughing and panting]

Get her, double-d!

Oh, no. I couldn't... Yaaah!

Hey, ed! Hee hee hee!

[Crash]

Sarah!

This is not good.

My money!

Whoo!

[Giggling]

Yay!

Yeee! Oochee!

[Panting]

Unh! Oof!

Yaaaah!

Grrrr... Fore!

Whee!

Hey!

Sarah, no bowling in the house!

Whoa!

Aaah!

[Starts motor]

Ed!

Aaah! Aah!

Eddy, the vase!

Get off of me!

Unh! Unh! Unh!

Oh... Wow. What a dump.

We got to stop them!

Think, eddy, think.

Bingo!

[Giggling softly]

Unh!

Bad doggie.

[Inhales loudly]

[Plays fanfare]

Edd: all hail... The
great king eddy!

Thanks, squire.

King? No king!

I'm queen!

Yeah, right.

Huh?

Unh!

My queen!

Aaah!

I am the queen!

You're a squirt!

Oh, no. Oh, no!

Unh!

Ohh...

My mom's gonna k*ll me!
We gotta do something!

I have a suggestion.

Ahh...

Ed: ha ha!

Oh... [Giggling]

Yeah!

How's it going? Ooh, nice work!

[Laughing]

It's perfect!

Hmm? Aah!

Let's set her up!

Yeah, let's do it!

Ha!

There... All clean and fixed.

Your mom will never know. Ha ha!

[Laughs]

Whoo!

Hah!

Yoo!

Hey! Oh... Hmm...

[Crash]

You're firewood.

Hmm?

Huh?

Hmm...

Ha!

[Laughing]

Pretty baby. Pretty dolly.

Hey!

Eddy, we need a new
dolly. Want to be our dolly?

Yeah. The dolly.

[Laughing]

Hey, squirt, where's
the tall dorks?

[Kids laughing]

Hey, rolf!

Hey! Quick, pass it!

Come on, rolf, pass it!

You are too little,
eddy. I might squish you.

Yeah, right.

[Tarzan yell] whee!

Yeah! Whoo!

Yahoo! Whoa!

Uh-oh. Too high.

Aah!

Yah!

Ouch! Ooh! Aah! Oom! Ow!

Eddy: you call that a jump?

Eddy!

Watch and learn.

Whaa!

Waa ha ha hoo!

Yaaaah!

Unh!

Bravo, eddy!

You've broken another record!

Chin-ups, anybody?

Me first!

Hey!

Huh!

Come on, eddy.

[Straining]

[Laughing]

Eee!

I don't need your help, ed.

Ed: oh, yes, you do.

Stop it!

[Laughing]

Edd: a little boost for eddy.

Knock it off!

[Laughing]

[Straining]

[Thud]

You're too little, eddy.

I'm not little!

A lot of important people
are short in stature.

I'm not short!

But i... I... Huh?

Stop it, ed! We're the
same height, so get over it.

I am not short.

But we like you short.

Unh!

You think you're so tall.

I'm not short. I'm just fine.

I'm perfect!

Unh!

[Straining]

Girl: hi, little eddy.

Hmm?

He's so cute!

[Kisses loudly]

Sheesh!

Look at that baby face!

He's such a little brat.

I'm not little!

Got it?

Not so fast, pipsqueak.

Hmm... Hold it, stubby.

Hmm... Where are
you going, shrimp?

[Laughing]

Let's kiss him!

Uh-oh!

Aaah!

Aaaaah!

Eddy! Eddy!

Oh, eddy!

Ed: eddy?

Boo!

Hey!

Ed: wait up, eddy! Huh!

Eddy!

Unh! Unh!

Eddy!

Ed: eddy?

No tall people allowed!

Ed: we can help you be tall.

Eddy?

You can?

Aah! Aaaaah!

Look! Eddy's so tall!

Sarah: ed!

Uh-oh!

What are you doing?

Making eddy tall.

I'm telling mom.

I want to be tall.

Sarah: come on, jimmy!

Aaaah!

Let's try plan "b."

Plan "b."

[Groans]

Say "ahh."

Ahh. Wider!

Ahh! Eat this.

[Gulps]

[Air hissing]

Well, he's definitely wider.

Grrrr!

Eddy! You're tall!

Aaaah! Unh!

Ooh! Oh... Unh.

No time for rest, eddy.

The plans are complete.

To my garage!

Unh!

Ed: oh, we are in
so much trouble!

[Laughing]

[Panting]

[Straining]

Saw.

Heat.

Hmm... Aah! Aah! Aah!

It's not done yet, eddy.

Unh!

Grrr...

[Spitting]

[Laughs]

Ok, ed, they're ready!

Let him in!

Oh!

Waaah! Hmm.

[Laughs] so?

Behold... Walking braces!

Hmm? [Laughs]

Edd: you will become a
giant among the low set.

Do I look like a clown? Hey!

Come on, eddy, try them on.

Put me down! I don't want
to put on your stupid boots.

But, eddy, they'll
make you taller.

Taller?

Hmm?

This remote control,
when pressed, activates...

Give me that!

Ah!

[Buzzing]

Huh?

[Groans]

Nice boots, mr. Inventor
smarty-pants...

Aaaah! Yii!

Uh-oh.

Nice pants, mr. Smarty-boots.

Nice...

Careful, eddy. That
button is very sensitive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Cool!

Bravo, eddy!

Eddy: come on, boys!

Whoa!

Check it out.

[Giggling]

Hello, dollies.

Uh-oh. Eee!

Aaaah!

Hey, playing with fun!

You big ape!

Big! And don't you forget it.

[Music playing]

Hey, nazz!

You're looking tall.

Tall. I like the sound of that.

Those supposed to be?

Just the latest
footwear. Check 'em out.

Ohh!

[Laughing]

Huh... Heh heh!

All in a row. Ja.

Bet you can't do that again.

I'll make you
believe, small fry.

Do it! Eeek!

Hee hee!

Whoa!

Nice try, rolfie.

[Muffled yells]

I love being tall!

Maybe now I'll get some
respect around here.

If it ain't tater tot.

And his two corncobs.

Stand back, boys.

[Buzz]

Are you talkin' to me?

[Laughing]

Sure are.

Would you look them!

He's got himself a
pair of big shoes...

Like a circus clown.

What's this? Hey!

Let's see does.

No!

Hmm.

[Buzzing]

Aaaaah!

Oh, dear! They're
not meant high.

Whoa... Whoa!

[Thud]

[Buzz]

Huh?

Yaah!

Ohh!

Ha ha ha. Unh!

Ow!

[Buzzing]

[Grunting in pain]

Give me that!

[Buzz]

My turn!

Eddy: waaah!

Ohhhh!

Uh-oh.

[Creaking]

Aaaaaah!

[Thud]

Cool!

Hi, eddy!

Waah!

Punh!

Ed?

[Screaming]

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Huh?

[All screaming]

Aaaah!

Whoa!

Huh...

[Shrieking with laughter]

Timber!

Uh-oh.

Aaaah!

[All screaming]

Yaah! Yahh!

[All screaming]

[Screaming]

Unh!

[Drinking milk]

[Burps]

Oh, look... Goochily-goo!

Cute little fella.

Hey, you know, double-d?
He's got your eyes.