04x08 - Babe Sitter/Mountain Mandark/2Geniuses 2Gether 4Ever

[bunniefuu]

[Mandark laughing]

[mandark laughing]

There is no escape
for you now, Dexter.

What's this?
A laser saber?

The force is strong in you,
young Dexter.

[Humming Darth Vader theme]

[Breathing heavily]

Dexter, it is I, mandark.

There is something
you should know.

Dexter...
I am your neighbor.

No, I do not
believe you.

It is too much for
my puny intellect
to process.

Kaching! Kaching!
Kaching!

Ching!
Kaching! Kaching!

Ching!
Kaching! Kaching!

Ow! My arm.

You hacked my arm
clean off.

Join me, Dexter.
Join the mandark side.

Oh, no.
I'm scared. Aah!

[Gurgling]

♪ La la la la la

thank you for saving me
from my stupid brother.

Ah, Princess Dee Dee,

you look radiant,
as usual.

Hee hee!
And you are so big
and strong, mandark.

I can resist your
advances no longer.

Kiss me, mandark.

I thought
you would never ask.

[Kissing]

[Doorbell rings]

Woman: Susan, sweetie,
will you get the door?

Ah, Dee Dee.

I dream of the day
that we will finally
be together.

I dream of that moment
where our souls merge
in a single kiss

and I can show you
how I truly feel
about you.

Yes, Dee Dee, if only
you were here with me,

right here,
right now,

I would show you
how I really feel.

Dee Dee: Hello!

Da-da. Doh-doh.
Da-di-di.

Woman: Hello, Dee Dee.

Thank you so much
for coming over
to baby-sit Susan.

Susan?
Hee hee!

Baby-sit?

Now, Dee Dee.
This is a list

of everything
you need to do for Susan
this evening.

Mandark.
If you have any
questions about Susan--

mandark.
Or if Susan gives you
any problems--

mandark.
You can call us
about Susan

at the number written
at the bottom that Susan
also knows.

You be good now,
Susan.

Mandark. Mandark.
Mandark.

So, Susan, mommy
first wants you

to have something
to eat.

I hope susie's
hungry.

Susan?

Ah, Princess Dee Dee,
of course I am hungry.

I am hungry
for your kisses.

Appease my ravenous appetite
with your main course--

sweet lips
a la Dee Dee.

Tofu?!

Of course.

That's what
your mom says

that you like
for dinner.

Ah, now don't get
all pouty-wouty.

I know that you like
your tofu-wofu
burgers

cut into
piecey-wiecies.

There. Isn't
that yummy?

Chew it all up
real good now,
Susan.

Mandark.

Now, what else
does mommy have
for us to do?

[Gasp]

Look.
It's playtime.

Why don't you
show me your
playroom?

Wow! This
is amazing!

What's that?

Nothing.

Are those
your dollies?

Do you like to play
with dollies, Susan?

It's playtime,
Susan.

Play with your Dolly.

Play with your Dolly,
Susan.

Play with your Dolly,
Susan.

It's not
a Dolly.

It's an
action figure.

Whatever.

Ooh!

Mommy says,
it's time for your bath.

A bath?!

Hey, Dolly,
let's go give Susan
a bath.

Bath time,
Susan.

Time for Susan's bath,
Dolly.

Olley, olley,
oxen free!

Susan!
Where are you?

Gee, Dolly,
wherever could
Susan be?

What's that,
Dolly?

[Gasp]

Do you think
he's inside

this giant
washing machine?

Maybe
he'll come out

if we start this
giant washing
machine.

No!

Ooh!

Now Susan
really needs
a bath.

Susan, your bath
is ready.

[Breathing heavily]

Don't be shy, Susan.

Here comes
Mr. Brushy-wushy.

Susie-wusie
in the tub.

Mandark.

Susie-wusie
rub-a-dub.

Mandark.

Susie-wusie, susie-wusie,
susie-wusie.

Susie-wusie,
wusie, wusie, wusie.

Wusie, wusie.
Susie, susie, susie.

Susie-wusie,
wusie-susie, susie-wusie.

Susie. Susie-wusie,
susie-wusie.

Wusie-wusie susie.

Susie susie-wusie.

Susie, susie, susie.

Ok, susie, mommy says,
it's bedtime.

Mandark.

Let's see what p.J.S
you have in your closet.

No, Dee Dee! Wait!

[Gasp]

Wow!

No! Wait! Dee Dee,
I can explain.

How long
have you had this?

A moo-cow nightie.

I used to have one
just like it.

[Footsteps]

Bedtime!

Bedtime for susie.

Bedtime for susie.

Bedtime for susie.

Susie, susie,
susie, susie.

Susie, susie,
susie, susie.

Susie, susie,
susie, susie.

Susie, susie,
susie.

It's mandark!

Man-dark!

Mandark! Mandark!
Mandark!

Mandark! Mandark!

Mandark! Mandark!
Mandark! Mandark!

Man-dark!

Ha! Mommy didn't say anything
about a tantrum.

Sounds like Susan
is starting to miss

his mommy and daddy.

Well, don't you worry
one little bit, Susan,

because mommy and daddy
will be home

by the time you open
your little eyes.

Nighty-night.

Oh, mandark,
you fool! You missed
your chance.

I was so close
to getting my kiss.

I'll never be worthy
of a kiss

from the divine
Dee Dee.

[Sigh]

[Door opens]

Whoopsie!

Almost forgot
to give you

your good night kissie
like your mommy said.

Nighty-night.

Aah!

Ah, Princess Dee Dee,
I told you

that you
could not resist
the mandark side.

Yes, the mandark side
of the force

was too overwhelming.

I have only been
coy with you

to mask my true feelings
for you, Susan--

I mean, mandark.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I am evil.

I am genius.

I denounce all
that is good
in science

and harness
the evils of
electricity,

for I am mandark,

and I am king
of technology.

Ha ha ha!

What's that noise?

♪ Kumbaya

that noise--

it awakens
sickening feelings

deep within the fabric
of my very being,

feelings of being
forced to do things
against my will.

The last time
I heard that noise,
we had to go on a...

♪ Kumbaya ah-ah

♪ Kumbaya

♪ Kumbaya ah-ah

oh, there you are,
Susan. Get in.

We're going on a...

Mother and mandark:
Wilderness retreat.

No!

Yuck.

Aah!

Mother nature.

The good
green earth.

The apron upon which
our strings are tied.

But don't let
all these sugar-coated
euphemisms

fool you, Susan.

The wilderness can be a cruel
and unforgiving place,

but fret not.

There are ways
of harmonizing
with the elements.

By mowing it down
and putting in
a parking lot?

Not quite.

But with a few
simple survival skills,

you and nature
can live in peace as one.

[Yawn]

With sticks and tinder

and the spirit
of the forest,

I am able
to draw up fire

for warmth
and protection.

Come on,
forest spirits.

With flint and
lighter fluid and
cool processed steel,

I am able
to summon fire with
the flick of my thumb.

Those
forest spirits

need to get
with the times.

Look here, Susan.

Although
it may be hard
to see at first,

if you look close,

there is a cornucopia
of sustenance to be
harvested

from our great,
giving earth.

Won't you share
in nature's bounty
with us?

Nature's bounty
gives me gas.

Why don't you make
your acorn Berry wraps?

He won't be able
to resist them.

[Gasp]

With a side
of pine cone mush?

Now you're talking.

Here's a useful trick.

Watch me now.

Whoa!

There's water here.

You know,
windbear,

there is no
scientific evidence
that this works.

No, it--it works.

The dowsing rod
tells me so.

Quenched thirst
is but a shovelful away.

Whew!

That a--that water's
down here somewhere.

The dowsing rod
says so.

Wrong.

The water
is up here. Science
tells me so.

With my state-of-the-art
triple-filtering flask,

any liquid source
can be filtered
through

its triple layers
of charcoal,

removing . %
of the organic
wasted impurities,

thus leaving you
with a glass

of clean,
crystal-clear,

ice-cold
drinking water.

[Panting]

No sweat.
Pun intended.

[Gulping]

Aah! Refreshing.

But don't let me
spoil your fun.

I'll see you back
at the Van.

Ha ha ha!

That's it!

I am taking all
your evil techno gadgets

and locking them
in the Van.

There!

Aah! Nothing like a stroll
in the wilderness

to realign
one's chakras.

Under
the moonlit sky.

The fresh air...

The soothing
sounds...

The fragrant smells.

I love nature
at night.

I hate nature
at night:

It's too quiet,
the air smells funny,

I can't see a thing,

the thin air
is k*lling my sinuses,

and i'm...Being
eaten alive out here.

My feet hurt.

Can't we go back?

I have to go
to the bathroom.

When we get back,

I'm turning you two in
to the humane society.

Are you two
even listening
to me?

[Wolf howling]

Windbear? Oceanbird?

Hello?

[cr*ck]

Wha--

what's that?
Who's there?

D--Dexter?

[Growling]

Aah!

[Watch alarm sounding]

Aah!

Aha ha!

My wrist communicator--
I still have it.

No thanks
to windbear.

Just a push of a button,
and my robots will come
to my aid.

Ha ha!

So long, nature.

Hey!

Come back here!
Come back here!

Come back...

Here.

[Sobs]

No food, no water,
no gadgets.

What was that thing

that I wasn't listening
to windbear saying

about surviving
in the wild?

Take a stick
and a Berry,

and if you rub
the together,

you'll get water.

I'm doomed.

[Sobs]

What am I to do?

What am I saying?

I mandark, evil genius,
possesses a superior mind

to over come
any obstacle.

I will tame
this wild beast
called nature.

I will survive.

I will survive.

I will survive.

I denounce science.
I throw away technology.

I embrace the natural

and harness the powers
of the forest spirits,

for I am
mountain mandark,

and I am king
of the mountains.

Ha ha ha!

What's that sound?

[Cars honking]

Civilization?
Technology?

Thank goodness.
I got to get out
of this rotten place.

I'm coming home, lab.

Ha ha ha!

Well, I guess
that about
wraps it up.

Pun intended.

Ha ha ha!

At last,

my darkest creation
is completed.

With a push
of this button,

I will unleash
a mind-bending
transmitter,

which will
put the world
under my control.

[Beeping]

Who is it?

Dexter:
Hello, mandark?

This is Dexter.

How dare
you call me.

Ah, you see?

That is exactly why
I am calling.

This constant feud
of good and evil

just is not working
for me.

Well, get used to it,
because you'll never
defeat me.

Exactly my point.

I'm glad to hear

you're
finally beginning
to see the light.

When you're
so diabolical...

Uh-huh.

Right.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

You see, that is why
I am giving you my lab.

Yeah, so deranged,
so...

Did you just say...

That is right.

I'm sorry,
can you repeat that.

I didn't hear you.

I am giving you
my laboratory.

Well, you are
probably thinking,

what is that
poor little genius
up to?

But I promise,
no tricks.

How stupid
do you think I am?

I'm not stepping one foot
in your lab.

Hey, man,
how's it going?

Welcome to my home.

I don't know
what you're up to, but--

relax. Relax.

Everything
is cool, man.

Once you see
the lab, you will--

hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Would you like me
to hang your cape?

Heh heh!
Hang my cape?

Thanks.

Hmm...

Now just behind
this unassuming bookcase
lies--

mandark, would I
really go through
all this trouble

for some prank?

That's the way.

Behold. Dexter's lab.

Follow me, please.

Aha! A trap!

No!

Why?! Why?! Why?!

[Sobbing]

Mandark.

Mandark.

Huh?

Let me know
when you are done,

and I'll show you
the rest of the lab.

Here we have
the main directory.

My lab is divided
into sectors:

Artificial
intelligence,

synthetic
technology,

biochemistry,
electromechanics,

and top secret stuff.

Anything
you would like
to see first?

Um, top secret stuff?

Good choice.
Right this way.

To your left,
we have your basic
robot army,

alien communicator,
atom smasher,

teleporter,
giant robot,
time portal.

Yeah, I'm sure you
got all this stuff

back at your lab.

Uh, oh,
yeah, totally.

Ah, yes, this is
a personal favorite.

By a process
of neural infusion,

I am able to harness
the collective
unconscious,

thus,
for a limited time,

becoming
the smartest being
on earth.

Not specifically
diabolical,

but hey--ha ha ha!--

it couldn't hurt,
right?

Right.

I mean, I guess.

Would you like
to try it?

Just stand over there
and hold still.

Hold it. Nice try.

I see what
you're up to.

Really, mandark.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Now hold still.

Ah, if you must,
but you will see.

If "x" is
a hypersulfuric surface

composed of future
inextendable null
geodesic generators

without equastics,

I.e. The expansion
of the nil geodesics
comprising of the horizon,

cannot become
negatively infinite.

It worked.

Well, of course
it did.

Like I said, mandark,
my lab is your lab.

Use it as you would
your own.

For evil?
Whatever.

How about a mind-bending
transmitter,

which will allow me
to control the world?

Why stop there?

Why not control
the universe?

Yes, the universe.

Shall we
get started?

[Crash]

Whew!

Ah, all done.

It's about time.

Well, let's see
what we've got.

Ah!

At last,
my darkest creation
is completed.

After you.

May I?

With a push
of this button,

I, mandark, will
unleash a mind-bending
transmission

which will put
the entire universe
under my control.

And that means you,
too, dorkster.

I have
double-crossed you
once again.

And now it will all
be mine.

Ha ha ha!

Ha!

Ha! Well, well,
well, mandark,

who double-crossed
whom?

This was supposed
to be mine, Dexter.

All mine, not yours.
Mine.

Well, like
I always say,

if you can't play
with the big dogs,

stay on the porch.

Ha ha!

Hey! What is going on?

I am trying to
wax poetic here.

Man:
Enter at your own peril.

Pass the bolted door

where impossible things
may happen that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows

♪ his experiments

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab