04x12 - Reprise

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eureka". Aired: July 18, 2006 – July 16, 2012.*
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In the years since World w*r II, the U.S. government has been relocating the world's geniuses (and their families) to the Pacific Northwest town of Eureka.
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04x12 - Reprise

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- Previously on eureka...

- If we're gonna be working
together

and sleeping together,

things are gonna
get complicated.

- I can handle complicated.

- [Shouting]

- jo and i,
we used to be something,

but I don't know what.

And she does.

What are you doing

with my grandmother's ring,
jo?

- there's something
you should know about jo

and the other you.

Behold the world's
first wormhole ftl.

- You cracked manned
faster-than-light travel?

- Dr. Fargo.

I'm senator--
- Senator mikaela wen.

I know who you are.

- You did just launch a rocket

that nearly took out
the international space station.

Get comfortable.

Your future in eureka is about
to get very complicated.

[pink's get the party started]

*

- * I'm coming up

- oh, that can just go
right over there, please.

*

- * I'm coming up

- morning.
Coffee'll be ready in a minute.

Did you want to wait inside?

- Oh, no.

I mean,
i'll wait out here.

That's fine.
I'd just rather not sit is all.

I've been flying
for seven hours.

Well, not me personally.

I was on a plane.

I prefer trains, though,

because you can put your stuff
on the seat next to you,

and people won't sit there,

and you can get up
and walk around...

I'm fine out here.

- So decaf?

- Hmm, no.

- Good morning, larry.

Morning, larry.
- Ow, ow, that hurt.

Oh, sorry.
I'm awake.

- How's the vacation?

- Fantastic.

Last night,
I saw the sunset

on the beach.
- Awesome.

So what's on the docket today?

- You have an 8:00 a.m.
With Dr. Elwood

in biogenetics
about specs

with some containment units--
Not right now.

Not right now.

Conference call
at 8:30 with senator wen.

9:00 a.m. With Dr. Parrish.
- Parrish? Reschedule.

- What would you like
the reason to be?

- How about because I hate
his stupid face

and I can't stand his whining?

- Right.
Message sent.

- No, no, no,
I was joking.

- Oh, yes,
of course you were.

I totally got that,

but I just--have to give
a second right here

to change something.

- Just keep the meeting.
What else?

- Would you like an espresso?

- Oh, no.
I don't drink coffee.

I love a good cup
of herbal tea.

It's so much more calming,
you know?

I'm here on assignment, so my
nerves are a little frayed.

My name's holly.
Did I mention that?

I'm talking too much,
aren't i?

Now it's awkward.

- I'm vincent.

And we have every herbal tea
known to man.

I'll brew you up
something special.

- That'd be great.
Thank you.

- Um, what were you
listening to?

- Oh, nothing good.

Have you heard of
neuro-linguistic programming?

- Honey, this is eureka.

There's nothing
we haven't heard of.

- Great.
I encoded some mp3s with it

to help me manage anxiety
around social situations.

It's my own personal recipe
for success.

[chuckling]
joke.

Get it?
- I get it.

- 'Cause you're the chef.
I work with rockets.

- You are such a blast.
Do you get that?

- I got it. Joke!

I like you.
- I like you too.

- What else?

- Senator wen's representative
is due at 10:00

to conduct an inquiry
into the ftl accident.

- What?
No, no, no, no, no.

They weren't supposed
to be here

until next week.
- An email just arrived

in your inbox
with the timetable change.

- Now I'll be out of a job
sooner than I thought.

- Well, you know,
you did take part

in a non-sanctioned launch

of an untested--
- Not helping, larry.

- Sorry.

- So does our cylon spy
have a name?

- Dr. Holly marten.
She holds aeronautical

and mechanical engineering
degrees from cal poly.

Top of her class,

recruited
by numerous government agencies.

- Why do I know her name?

- Because global dynamics

was one of those agencies.

She said no.

- She turned down a job at gd?

That doesn't happen ever.

- According to her files,

she likes to work alone.

- Well, happy to keep it
that way.

Time to rock
the game face playlist.

[rapid beeping]

doc, you may be smart

and kind of adorable,

but I won't go down
without a fight.

[survivor's eye of the tiger
plays]

*

- could you please not do that
in front of me?

It's traumatizing.

- Is it?

Okay.
- Now are you sure

you can handle this?

- Yeah, it's one day.

I can handle it.

- All right.
hey.

You know, it's still
not too late to come with me.

You can change your mind.

- Because going
to a medical conference

with your mom
is just every teenager's dream.

- This is the sarcasm phase.

It's right
after the ignoring phase

and just
before the loathing phase.

Here you go.
- So the best is yet to come.

That's great.

All right,
so everything you need

is in this bag,
and I had deputy andy upgraded

with the latest childcare
techniques, so if you need

any extra help...

- Please, I survived
a teenage daughter.

And apart from running away
a few dozen times

and a brief stint in jail,
she turned out okay.

- [Groans]
all right.

- Okay.
- Mwah.

Okay, bye, baby.
- Say bye.

- Hey.

Keep your eye on him.

- Got it.

- Bye, baby.

I'll be back tomorrow.

- Say, "good-bye."

bye.

Have a nice trip.

[modern english's
I melt with you]

*

- um, I thought you hated
'80s music.

- Well, you know what,
I read, well, somewhere

that marriage
is about compromise.

- Mm-hmm.
This smells amazing.

What is this all for?

- Our anniversary.
- Oh.

- * all around your face

- is it december,
and someone forgot to tell me?

- No, but it's been
six months...

- Since you came home.

- Mm-hmm.

So here is
to my beautiful wife,

a perfect partner

on a perfect morning.

- * there's nothing
you and I won't do *

- mm, if only every morning
could be like this.

- Well, you know, I-I just had
an idea about that.

- Hmm.

- Looking good, lupo.

I meant the new place.

A little small, though.

Didn't know you were building
a tardis house.

- A what?

- Big on the inside,
tiny on the--

Never mind.
When do you move in?

- Getting the retinal scans
today.

- Biometric security.
- Yeah.

- Gotta love the future.
I mean, who needs keys, right?

It's not like we went
through a wormhole

and got stuck in 1947.

- How do you know--

I am going to k*ll him.

- Ow!
What was that for?

- You told zane
about the other timeline.

- It may have come up.

I thought we were gonna die.

- How much does he know?

- That we were stuck in 1947,
and when we came back,

things were different.

- Did you tell him about us?

- What, you mean me and you?

- Me and him.

- He may have guessed right
a couple times.

- Oh. Great.

- But he knows
about time travel protocols.

He's not gonna give us up.

- I don't care
about the stupid protocols,

okay?
I let him go.

And now he's starting
to look at me

in that...

Fargo.

- Welcome to global dynamics,
dr. Marten.

I'm douglas fargo.

- Director, hello.

Um, I'm here to...

- See the ftl drive.
Of course.

Shall we?
- Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

Thanks.
Um, you know,

I've been studying
the design specs,

and I really--
- Do try and keep up.

- Okay.

Whoa.

Oh, this is too cool.

oh.

I'd love to take it apart

and see how it works.

When I was a kid,
this one time,

I reversed the suction
on the vacuum--

- Fascinating.
You know, if you want,

I could give you
a demonstration.

- I thought
it was non-operational.

- I'm the head of gd.

I can do whatever I want.

[electronic beeps and whirring]

- what's happening?

What'd you do?
- Got rid of her.

It's for the best.

So who wants breakfast?

- Um...

- You ftl'd holly marten?
The d.o.d.'s gonna flip.

- She wanted to take it apart.

She would have realized
the design is based

on the einstein bridge,
and then...

[imitates laser]
secret's out.

- Now you care
about keeping secrets.

mm.
What the hell is wrong with you?

- I feel fine.

- Fargo, where is holly?

- Beats me.

- She could be anywhere.

Or nowhere.

- So...

Waffles?

- [Muttering]

- this sucks, man.

- Well, you said you wanted to
hang out like we used to, right?

- Yeah, like when you used
to take me out

on investigations and stuff.

- I never took you out on...
Except when I did.

Then we did.

- Ever since you and mom
got together,

we don't have any fun.

You're all domesticated.

- I'm not...

Domesticated.

I'm...
[cell phone rings]

yeah.
Oh, sh**t.

Come on.

Hey, jo.
I'm on a day off.

Can you call andy?

Fargo did what?

- Do we have a case?

- [Shushing]
- I can help you.

- Okay. Keep me posted.

Hypothetically...

What if there was an accident
with the ftl,

and someone got sent somewhere?

- You mean someone got zapped?

- Hypothetically.

- Well, they might be
at the bce site.

You know, the boson cloud--

- Yeah, the catcher's mitt.
I remember.

- But if the coordinates
from the bce

were the last ones in the drive,

the ftl
might have sent 'em there.

We should go.

- No, no, hey.
S--no.

But it's a good idea,

and I will let jo know.

- Sheriff,
your order is ready.

- What's the occasion?

- Oh, big party later.

- Getting started a bit early,

don't you think?

- Oh, it's never too early.

To par-tay.

That's good.

- [Giggles]
- [laughs, mutters]

you might be--
[car engine turns over]

oh!

kevin!

Kevin!

- And he just took off?

- Yeah.

He's on some sort
of crime-fighting kick.

I guess old timeline me used
to take him on ride-alongs.

- That is so cute.

He wants to be
your little deputy.

- Jo, he stole my jeep.

- Yes, well, there's that.

Dr. Marten!

- Kevin!

And fargo, he, what,
just disappeared her?

- Yeah, he claims
he was protecting us.

I don't know.

This holly chick
has him acting crazy.

Well, crazier.

- Well, he's scared
for his job.

I mean, you don't act rational
when you're freaked out.

- Okay, there is irrational,
and then there's homicidal.

You didn't see his face.

It was...

It was like he didn't care.
- Jack! Jack!

Jack, I found her.

- Dr. Marten.

- Global dynamics
is not that way!

- Are you okay?
- Are you kidding?

That was amazing.

The first direct ftl flight
of a vehicle-less life-form.

Oh, I can't wait to tell
everyone I know.

Not that I know
a lot of people.

I'll have to write a paper.

Maybe I'll call it
"beam me up"

or something less dated
and more irreverent.

Oh, hi, I'm holly.

- Hi, I'm jack.

- Can I go again?

- Well, we can talk
about that at gd

when we get you checked out.
- Okay. Bye.

- Okay, look,
I know you're probably mad.

- Oh, you think?

[cell phone rings]

- oh, come on, jack.
Please don't do it.

Who's your best friend?
- She is.

Hey, allison.

- Hey, yourself.

Everything okay?
How are my babies?

- Um...
Well, kevin just--just, um...

Uh...uh, found something for me
that I lost.

- Oh, that's good.

Carter, hey, you know what,
i'm losing you.

I'll call you when I get
to the hotel.

- Okay. Sounds good.
Miss you.

- I Miss you too.

Hello?
[loud pop]

whoa!

Oh, my god.

Hey, are you all right?

- Oh, thank god!

He's trapped down there.

He was in front of me,

and he just lost control and...

- I know.
I drove over the same debris.

- I tried calling

for help,
but I can't get a signal.

What do we do?

Please, you have to help me.
That's my dad.

- One second, honey.
It'll be okay.

I'm a doctor.

[grunts]

- are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

Just watch out
for passing cars, okay?

- Where's fargo?

- Resting comfortably
in your office.

- You locked him
in my holding cell?

- What, you'd rather he
roam free while red here

is sniffing around the ftl?

Who knows
what he'll do next?

- I have to call the senator and
let her know what's going on.

This is gonna blow her mind.

Have you seen Dr. Fargo?
I want to thank him.

- For?
- For the demonstration.

- To be honest, I don't do
a lot of work in the field.

- Really?

- So this has been
a real education.

I did my thesis
on einstein's field equations,

and are you familiar
with the gauss-bonnet theory

which posits
that exotic matter

need not be present
to superluminally traverse

two points in space time?

- Must have been sick that day.

Speaking of which,

we should probably get you
checked out by the docs.

It's a standard procedure
for superluminous travel.

- Right.
Of course.

- Let me show you to the...
- Infirmary?

I know the way. I memorized
the blueprints on the plane.

- Of course you did.

What?

- There might be a way

to disguise the origins
of the ftl,

keep her from figuring out

that it's a spin-off
of the bridge device.

- Great.
Do it.

- How about some quid pro quo?

I'm at a bit
of a disadvantage here, jo.

We used to be intimate.

And you've seen me naked.

I'm just saying
it's only fair.

- I'm not playing games
with you.

- Come on, jo.
We have to deal with this.

- No, we don't.

We don't exist.

Not in this or any timeline.

- Oh, there's sheriff carter
and your big brother kevin.

He just perpetrated
a code 503.

That's grand theft auto,

yes, it is.

- Sit.

Sorry for sticking you
with babysitting duty.

- No problem.

It was kind of nice actually.

Did you find Miss marten?

- Yeah, we did.

Well, he did.

I don't know how or why,
but he did.

- I don't know.
I had to.

I knew where she was,
and I wanted to help.

- Well, if you're
still in the mood,

I could use some help.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- What's going on?

Is there, like,
a nanobot outbreak?

Did a quantum window open up
somewhere?

- No, you can hold jenna
while I answer the phone.

- It's not ringing.

- I set the ring
to an infrasonic frequency.

Jenna's been napping.
It's been kind of crazy.

Sheriff's office.
Hold, please.

I could use another hand,
though.

- Order one.

Today,
you're putting out the fires.

Watch him.
- Deputy andy,

how may I be of assistance?

- It's jo.
Is carter around?

- Uh, he's indisposed
right now.

- Can you just let him know
i'm going

by my house,
and I've got everything...

Under control.
- I'll do that.

- My house.

My new house.
What happened?

- Oh, hey, jo.

- Just give me one reason
why I shouldn't sh**t you.

- Oh, come on.
We can talk about this.

- You b*rned down my house.

Okay, we are way past talking.

- Well, maybe if you listened.

- This is revenge?

For what, not getting naked?

- Maybe.
- Okay.

That's enough.
You, I'll let you out of there

when you calm down.
You, sit.

Now what's going on?

- She was ignoring me.

I tried to talk to her
about us.

The other us.

- What's he talking about?

- Nothing.

So we're telling everybody now?

- Fargo told him.

- Fargo.
- Mm-hmm.

- [Softly grunts]

- maybe that's it.

- It what?
- What fargo did

to--to what's her name.

- Holly.
- Yeah.

And now zane's gone postal.

What do they have in common?

- They're both idiots?

- The ftl flight.

They were in the capsule
together.

- Oh, you think that it
may have altered them somehow?

- No one's ever used

faster-than-light technology
before.

It's got to have
some side effects.

- There's nothing wrong
with me.

- You set jo's house on fire

to get her attention.

- Okay, I see your point.
- Okay.

Got to get you and fargo
checked out at gd.

- Finally some action.

- Uh, we, not we.

You're not going anywhere.

- Well, I can take zane.

I won't k*ll him.

Promise.

- That's reassuring.

- So does this mean
we finally get to talk?

- Go.

- Oh.

And now zane has to watch out

for jo committing a 187
after he 1071'd her house.

yes.

- Now this is the best idea
you've ever had.

- And you inspired it.

- Hand me the laser torch,
would you?

- Well, wait, don't you want
to use the f-crimper on it?

You don't think so.
Okay.

Here you go.
- All right.

Give it to me. Okay.
Let's see.

[buzzing]

told you.

- Well, you know,
I was just--

It was a test.
- Mm.

[cell phone rings]

- it's--it's jack.

- Well, it'll have to wait.

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, so here.

Right there.
- Right there?

- Yup.

- Is he okay?

- He's not here.

There's a small silver case
in the glove compartment.

Bring it to me.

Be careful.

- Dr. Marten,
we are sorry for this.

- You think what's happened
to them will happen to me?

'cause if the ftl travel
altered their brain chemistry

in some way, that means
it'll change me too, right?

Obviously, I don't know
that for sure.

I'm only a rocket scientist.

- Don't trust her, jo.

She's working against us.
You have to get rid of her.

- You know,
he's really quite sweet

when he's not trying
to destroy you.

[dogs barking]

- dogs.

- What the hell is going on?

[cell phone rings]

carter, have you talked
to henry?

- He's not answering
his phone.

We're headed
over to the garage now.

How are things over there?

- Um, fargo and zane
are out of commission,

and the only person
who knows anything about the ftl

is the one person
we can't ask.

Henry needs
to check it out

before things get
any weirder around here.

- I'll find him.

Whoa...whoa!

Hold on, jo.
- Carter, what is it?

- Well, things just
got weirder.

- Hi. You're not jo.

- No, I'm holly.
We met earlier.

I'm not surprised
you don't remember.

- I remember.
- Jo sent me.

She's busy herding dogs.
- Excuse me?

- No, no, not hurting.
Herding, with a "d."

- With a "d"?
- Yeah.

Someone let all the dogs out
of the behavioral science lab,

which I totally get.
[chuckles]

I mean, yes, research requires
test subjects,

and, no, they weren't
being harmed.

But they're all cooped up
in there, and--

Whoa!

- I know, right?
- Yeah.

- Uh, so what is it?

- It's a landslide,
but the rocks aren't moving.

It must be some kind
of stasis field.

- Stasis field?

Like a frozen bubble
in time?

- Well, it only looks like
time has stopped.

Stopping time would violate
the uncertainty principle.

The rocks are still moving,

only at a rate imperceptible
to the naked eye.

Have you ever played
warhammer?

Never mind.

And it looks like
it's still expanding.

Check this out.

- What happens if a person
gets stuck in there?

- It's...not good.

- Because there's not enough
to worry about.

[engine revs]

[tires screech]
whoa!

Seriously?

Kevin!

- I just had
to look something up.

- You--you--

You can't drive!

Okay?
- Not legally.

[telephone ringing]
- uh, sheriff?

- Hey, jenna.

[clears throat]

- sheriff's office.
Deputy andy.

Oh, be careful, she just...
[wet cough]

ate.
- huh.

- Oh, dear.
Gotta go.

- Can you watch kevin?

What's happening to him
is happening to everybody.

So...

- You're putting me
in custody?

- Oh, froooo...

- Man, I am so telling mom
about this!

- Is this what you needed?
- Thanks.

- I flagged someone down.
They went to go get help.

Why would my dad
leave the car?

- Well, I think he may have
a head injury.

And he was confused
and wandered off.

Don't worry, honey
we'll find him.

- What is that?

- You know how search teams
track people using bloodhounds?

This is sort of a gps
for dna.

- And you just have this
in your car?

- Come on, let's hurry.

This device will lead us
right to him.

- In the last hour,
it's expanded half a kilometer.

- Who cares about
some stupid stasis field?

We all know what
the real thr*at is here.

- How long till
it reaches us?

- I'll run some calculations.

- Seven minutes, at the current
rate of expansion.

Or thereabouts.

- Is there a way to tell
where it's coming from?

- The point of origin
seems to be somewhere

in this radius here.

- * bad boy, bad boy
what you gonna do? *

- so much for my day off.

- * what you gonna do
when they come for you? *

- you're singing the theme
from cops?

- * bad boy

man, it's stuck in my head.

It was the first song
on that playlist.

- What playlist?

- I downloaded a bunch of songs
off the server this morning.

You know, the stuff
we could crank up

while we drove around?

Like we do every time
we hang out.

- Songs about what?
Like crime-fighting?

- Mostly, yeah.

- Huh.

What else is
on this playlist?

Who let the dogs out?

- What's that, boss?

- Uh...
That's something holly said...

About someone letting the dogs
out of a lab.

Where's this server?

[pink's get the party started]

*

- the jukebox
is the hard drive

for all the music in eureka.

It doesn't matter
where you listen to it--

Ipod, home stereo,
car radio--

You download them from here.

It has every song
ever recorded.

- Well, could it have
a virus in it?

- It's possible.

It says there was an
a*t*matic update this morning.

Maybe there's a bug
in the software.

- Shut it down.
Shut it down.

- * everybody's waiting for me
to arrive *

[ringtone plays]

- hey, carter,
we might be able to--

- Don't you touch that,
sheriff!

- Because...

- Because we are here
to pump up the volume.

Break down to the b*at!

Because that is how we do,
and these hips don't lie!

- Right.

Jo, was zane ever a fan
of the talking heads?

- Carter, what is going on?

- Jo...it's the music.

- * I'm coming up

- perfect!

- What'd he say?

- He wants to know if you're
a talking heads fan.

- I was listening to them
on my run this morning.

Um, the greatest hits
album.

And she was,
once in a lifetime...

- Burning down the house?

- Yeah, probably.

- Fargo, were you listening
to music today?

- You know, it's really hard
to think clearly

in such a confined space.

- Fargo.

- I may have been listening
to something.

- Something that made you want
to target holly?

- * eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight *

* rising up to the challenge
of our rival *

* and the last known survivor
st*lks his prey in the night *

* and he's watching us all
with the eye *

* of the tiger

- * I'm coming up, so you
better get this party started *

[cell phone ringing]
- hey, jo.

- They're acting out songs.

- Yeah, it's happening to kevin
and vince as well.

- Um, somebody order
99 red balloons?

99 red balloons?

- Pretty much the whole town.

- For, um...nena.

- You ever hear of
a little ditty called

it's the end of the world
as we know it?

Well, these are the people
who can make it happen.

- It's already happening.

The stasis field has got to
be connected to this.

And it's still expanding.

- How long before
it reaches gd?

- Is now good for you?

- All right, jo,
get out of there.

- I've already ordered an evac
of all personnel,

but we're not going anywhere

until we figure out
who's doing this.

[device beeping]

[beeping faster and faster]

- we're getting close.
Come on, hon.

- Daddy?

- Daddy...oh, god.

Is he okay?
- Okay, he's alive.

Go meet the paramedics,
tell them where we are.

now!

- Okay, I downloaded
the jukebox's recent playlist

before we shut it down.

I can trace every song
that was accessed today

back to the people
who played them.

- Is there any song
about stopping time?

- I'm not sure.
I can check the lyrics database

for key words.

[beeps]

- stop the world
and melt with you.

Who played that?

- Running backtrace...

now.

- It's got to be more than
just a bug

in the a*t*matic update.
I mean--

I hate her!

Sorry.
- It's okay.

Maybe there's
a predisposition at play.

The songs are feeding an impulse
that's already there.

- I didn't want
to burn down jo's house.

- But you wanted to get
her attention.

The song gave you a way
to do that.

The meso-limbic system
is the part of the brain

responsible
for hypnotic suggestivity.

If the region
were hyperactivated

due to frequency progressions
within the music,

it would explain why
you felt compelled

to act on the lyrics.

- So we've been hypnotized?
- Influenced.

Like with neuro-linguistic
programming.

Oh...

Oh...

- What?
- Uh...

Say someone new to eureka
had an ipod

filled with nlp-infused
mp3 files.

- Well, the jukebox
wirelessly downloads

all music files
from any outside source.

It could have embedded
the hypnotic programming

into all the music files.

- You caused this?

- Now I really hate her!

- Can you reverse it?

- Maybe.
Uh, probably.

I would have to adjust
the pitch frequencies

to reprogram everyone
individually.

Theoretically--

- Oh, god!
Can you do it or not?

- Yes.

[monitor beeping]

- the stasis field
has breached gd.

- There won't be time
to cure everybody.

- What if we reprogram the
person who created the field,

get them to stop it--
It'll buy us some more time.

- If we can find them.

- So where is the point
of origin?

- See how these pockets are
fanning out wider as they go?

If it's here now,

and we first discovered it
over here

in a smaller area,

we just have
to connect the dots

to find the vertex
of the angle.

- "X" marks the spot.

- Wait, isn't that...
- Henry's garage.

That's where the song
was accessed.

- That's why we can't
reach him.

- You think henry and grace
are caught in the stasis field?

- This isn't an accident.

They're trying
to live out the song.

Get kevin and jenna as far away
from eureka as possible.

- You can't go out there
by yourself.

What if you get caught
in the field?

- I'll manage. Okay?

- Okay, not to rush you, but
we kinda gotta get out of here.

- If you guys know
how to re-tune

neuro-linguistic frequencies

using acoustic algorithms,
then by all means, assist.

- Yeah, of course
we know how to--

Whatever.

- All right, uploading
the cure to my player.

Got it.
Let's go fix henry.

- Wait.

Wait.

- We're trapped.
- What do we do now?

- No, jack, wait!

- Oh, easy there,
little fella.

You heard what
the sheriff said.

I have to get you
and your sister to safety.

- You don't understand.
He's in danger!

- From the stasis field?
- From bob marley!

- * I sh*t the sheriff

* but I didn't sh**t
no deputy *

* oh, no, oh

* I sh*t the sheriff

* but I didn't sh**t
the deputy *

* ooh ooh ooh

- * yeah

[bird screeches]
* all around in my hometown

* they're trying
to track me down, yeah *

* they say they want
to bring me in guilty *

- you okay?

- * for the k*lling
of a deputy *

* for the life
of a deputy *

* but I say

[cocks p*stol]

* if I am guilty,
I will pay *

- what are you doing?

- * I sh*t the sheriff

* but I swear it was
in self-defense *

- * I sh*t the sheriff
- what are you doing?

- * and they say
it is a capital offense *

- jo!

Look, you don't have
to do this.

- Yes, I do.

He put the uniform on.
Why did he put the uniform on?

- Jo, this isn't you.

It's the music
that's making you do this.

Please...
We're running out of time.

Hand me the g*n.
- I can't.

He's the sheriff.

- The device that's causing
this stasis field,

it's in the garage--
We have to shut it off.

- I'll be right here.

- If I cut off the field,
you'll k*ll him.

Jo, please, you don't want
to do this.

He's your friend.

He's your friend.

Look, I can fix this.

I just need to find
the right song.

- What are you doing?
- Just listen.

- * why can't we
be friends? *

* why can't we
be friends? *

* why can't we be friends?

* why can't we be friends?

* I seen you around
- carter.

- Not yet.
We can still save him.

We just have
to time it perfectly.

- * why can't we be friends

- ready?

- Ready.

- Three, two, one, go!

- It's gone.
We're safe.

- Not little fargo.

- I like him better
like this.

- You. This is your fault!
- No, no, no.

- I think we should try out
that cure of yours now.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- [Groans]

jo. Hey, hey.
You okay?

- [Coughing]

- kevlar vest.

- Damn, that stings!

- [Chuckles]
yeah.

- I'm sorry
I tried to k*ll you.

- I think I can
forgive you.

Come on.

- [Coughing]

- thanks.

- It's the least
that I could do.

But I'm not the one
that you should thank.

- Jack!

I told you I could help.

- Nice job, deputy.

- If it wasn't for
your stupid self-help tapes,

none of us would be
in this mess!

I hope you're gonna
put that in your report!

- Okay, first of all,
tapes?

Are we living in 1982?

Second, what report?

- The report you're sending back
to senator wen.

About the accident.

- I'm not filing a report.

- Everyone knows you're just
a senator's henchman.

- Hench person!

- Admit it, you're just here
to shut us down.

- I'm here to evaluate
the ftl's potential

for use in long-term
space exploration.

Before the grant
becomes final.

- What grant?

- The $20 billion
you're getting

to build an ftl-powered
spacecraft

capable of reaching titan?

- [Whispers]
20 billion?

- Did I not mention that?

And now it's awkward again.

- Well, they say
he's going to be okay.

I don't know what
I would have done

if you weren't here.

- I'm just glad
I was here.

- I will never
forget this.

- Neither will i, honey.

Go ahead.
- Okay.

- Well, I'm a little
disappointed in you.

You could have been
a little bit more helpful

through all of this.

But you sleep and you eat
and you poop.

And I think that's
what you're about.

- Hi there, little friend.
Hi. Come here.

- [Chuckles]
- hi.

The neural-linguistic
programming cure

has been successfully
deployed, boss.

I think we got everybody.

That is a code 10-48.

All clear.
Yes, it is.

[dance music plays]

oh. Maybe not everybody.

- [Sighs]

- there you go.
- Come here, sweetie.

- Um...hey.
- Hi.

- Why are people out there
dancing in the street?

- Oh, long story.

- Okay. There's my baby.
I missed you guys.

- Hey.
- Mmm.

- Mom, how was the conference?

- It's a long story.

[piano note]

- maybe you can take up
the violin.

- Did you come here
to finish the job?

There's a few uncharred books
over there on the shelf.

- I don't know what to say.
jo.

I'm really sorry.

- I guess that's a start.

- How can I make it up to you?
Name anything.

- Just stay away
from me.

- Yeah, except that.

Listen, I know
I can be insensitive sometimes.

Okay, most of the time.

- What do you want
from me, zane?

Do you want
to see me naked?

Would that do it for you?

- I want to know
what we were.

Although I'm not opposed
to the whole naked thing.

- Everything is just
a joke to you!

- Look, if we were something
to each other before,

maybe we're supposed to be
something to each other now.

- We're not.

- How do you know? Hmm?

- See? Nothing.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I just, um--

I just have a headache.

I Miss you too.
Hello?

Hello?

Whoa!

- Hey...are you all right?

- Hello, allison.

[device hissing]
- unh!

- You sure
she won't remember anything?

- She'll remember what
we want her to remember.

You're about to have
quite an adventure.
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