01x06 - Sit in the Hot Tub 'Til You're Sick!!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gurren Lagann". Aired: April 1, 2007 – September 30, 2007.*
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Japanese anime is set in a make-believe future in which humans have been forced to live in isolated underground villages and follows two teenagers, Simon and Kamina, who wish to go to the surface.
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01x06 - Sit in the Hot Tub 'Til You're Sick!!

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This is the tale of a man who has yet to realize what his destiny is.

Aday, a village that worships an ancient Gunmen as a god.

That place had a cruel rule meant to ensure the survival of their people.

Still harboring resentment in their hearts, Simon and Kamina's journey continues, having acquired still more new companions.

Episode 6: There are Some Things I Just Have to See!

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I don't see anything around here that seems like a likely candidate.

No doubt about it.

Judging from this map, the recall point ought to be right here.

Are you sure we didn't pass it?

It's hard to believe that we could overlook a facility large enough to launch Gunmen.

I suppose I need to look over Gurren's data one more time.

Huh?

What's wrong?

It's moving.

Moving?

How is that possible?

Beats me.

But judging from the data, it would mean that the recall point itself is moving.

Is that even possible?

I haven't the slightest.

It might mean that this data isn't reliable.

Damn thing is useless!

Huh?

What're you doing?

Point your face somewhere else!

Huh?
What?
I can't hear a word you're saying!

What's the matter?
Are you feeling ill?
It stinks!

Stinks?
What stinks?
Where?
You guys reek to high heaven!

Try brushing your teeth and washing up every once in a while, damn it!

It's some Gunmen!

You out there in the Gunmen!

Listen and be amazed!

Look and be amazed!

My angry flames burn to ash any Gunmen brazen enough to cross my path!

You face the mighty Kamina, indomitable leader of the invincible Team Gurren!

Geez, can't he fight without running his mouth off?
Come at me however you want!

They hardly put up a fight at all!

Is it just me, or are these Gunmen getting weaker?
Awesome!

Awesome!

I think it means that we're getting tougher.
Right, Simon?
Y
-You really think so?

Wait a minute.

One of them is getting away.

Yeah, let's k*ll 'em all!

Kamina, do you suppose we might arrive at the recall point if we follow that fleeing Gunmen?

That's it!

Come back here, you long

-eared Gunmen varmint!

Crap, where did it go?
!

It's hopeless in this fog.
Hey!

Bro!

Something's out there!

A Gunmen?

No, it's too small.

What're you doing out here, Gramps?

Do you think he can understand us?

I wonder if there's a village somewhere around here.

You want us to go that way?

Hey, pops!

What's out here in the mountains?

Huh?

I can see something up ahead, Bro.

This building is blatantly suspicious.

The air is warm.

And it's giving off steam.

Everyone, we've delivered the old man safely, so we should leave, and You are going inside?

We'll, he seems to want us to follow him!

Maybe he's gonna give us a reward or something.

Welcome!

This is getting more and more suspicious.

Something fishy is going on!

Trust me!

Well, well, if it isn't the mighty Kamina.

"How do you know who I am?

" You are about to ask?

There isn't a single human on the surface who hasn't heard of Team Gurren.

Not a one!

Your many exploits have given hope and courage to villagers far and wide, prompting them to take to the surface themselves.

You are the hero of the entire human race!

You're our hero!

Moron.

Gimmy, you too?

You ladies and gentlemen by the door, please, join us.

Come in, come in!

This is so fishy!

It may look delicious in one sense, but in another, it might contain poison so deadly it can k*ll with a single Hey, Rossiu!

You've already eaten 9/10ths of it Yeah, and if you don't hurry up, I'm gonna eat the tenth that's left!

A man's stomach knows no limits!

Keep it coming!

How manly!

Is this safe?
Oh, my!

Kamina!

I knew it, it's Kamina!


- I missed you so!


- Um, who are you?

Don't you remember?

We're the three sisters of the Black Siblings Friends of yours?

Yeah.

Yoko, when did you have kids?

No way!

Did you and Kamina As if!

Come to think of it, where's Kittan?

He had some things to take care of.

We're on our own today.

Actually, we were waiting for him near here, but then some Gunmen showed up.

Yes, that's right!

And then while we were chasing them, this odd haze sprang up, and just when we got lost You were guided here by a mysterious old man?

Right!

So Who are you?

Ladies and gentlemen, once you have eaten your fill, feel free to soak away your battle fatigue in our prized hot spring.

Hot spring?
!

Hot spring?

What the hell is that?

You see, hon, a hot spring is a place where This is awesome Totally awesome!

Take your time and enjoy yourselves!


- This hits the spot!


- This feels so wonderful!

Bro, where are Rossiu and Ron?

Don't know, don't care.

#Encodergasm Presents Gurren Lagann #Encodergasm Presents Gurren Lagann This hot spring is great Right, Bro?

Hey, Simon?

Yeah, what?

One of these days, you and me need to try to go to the moon.

Moon?

You mean this?

No, THAT!

I don't think any amount of wishful thinking will make that happen.
Moron!

Reject common sense to make the impossible possible!

We made it up here to the surface, didn't we?

It can't be impossible to go to the moon!

When you say it, I feel like we really could.

Come on, stop trying to feel me up!

Come on, Yoko, your breasts look so touchable!

Breasts?

Mine are nowhere near as big as Kiyoh's.

But yours are shaped better, Yoko.

Shape?

I'm jealous of you two.

Mine are just like THIS.

Like what?

What about me?

Don't worry, Darry.

Yours will get nice and bouncy soon.

Bouncy?

Yeah, they'll fill out, and they might get so big and bouncy that they'll burst!

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-We shouldn't be doing this, Bro Don't worry, I'll let you see 'em after I'm done!

See anything, Bro?

Hey, Gimmy!

Find a hole!

Hole?
A hole!

Look around for a hole!

Hole Hole A hole?
A hole!

OW!

Gimmy!

Coming!

Ouch Did you see anything, Simon?

See what?

Quit screwing around!

You saw something, DIDN'T you?

Well I could see from the shoulders up C'mon, Gimmy!

Poke me in the butt!

Huh?

He's gone.

It's so cute!

Come on, let's get those important bits washed!

Feels so good Simon!

Your drill!

I'm gonna drill this wall!

Drill it hard!

Please, let's just call it quits!

Do you know what a man's path is all about, Simon?

It must have mountains, valleys, and adventure!

You've never seen REAL mountains, have you?

Not if you only saw from the shoulders up.

Don't you want to see them?

Those lovely peaks and treacherous valleys?

They're so big!

And soft!

And they smell so nice!

O
-Oh, boy I sure do.

Great!

You handle this, and I'll try another approach!

No luck I can't see a thing.

Drill, drill, drill Drill, drill, drill Bro!

I'm through!

Gross!

I'm not the least bit interested in Kamina!

What, really?

I might make a move on him, then.

F

-Feel free, don't let me stop you!

What about Simon, then?

Pass.

I know what you mean.

Simon's still such a little kid.

He's always latched onto Kamina.

He has no identity of his own.

- He's so unreliable.

- And he's wishy
-washy.
He sure is!

But if he worked at it a little harder, he could become a good man.

What makes you say that?

He might be a mess most of the time, but he comes through when it counts.

I guess I have a lot of faith in him.

Well, I'll be!

There's something going on here, all right!

Cut it out!

It's not like that at What's the deal?

Did you give up?

Yep.

This is fishy Very fishy Too suspicious by half At long last Finally, I've made it!

I have scaled these lofty heights!

Ready or not, here I come to where no man has gone Damn it, I was so close T

-This bathhouse was a Gunmen?
!

Now, I believe it's time to begin our human hunt!

Hey, you're a Beastman!

Coming out at night is against the rules!

Sorry, but my kind is nocturnal!

This way!

I set them up so they could be used at a moment's notice!

Thank you!

So warm Let's do it, Simon!

Yeah!

I think not!

Look at this!

Damn it, Kamina, hurry up and rescue us!

She has Yoko and the girls!

That's dirty!

What's this stuff that makes it so I can sorta make out what's behind it, but not really?

If you want me to remove the mosaic filter, step out of your Gunmen this instant!

What?
!

Is she kidding?

Team Gurren would never fall for that trick!

Can you remove those blocks?

Bro?

Forgive me.

Okay, I'm out!

Now, keep your end of the deal!

M
-Moron!

Very well.
DON'T SCREW WITH ME!

Let's combine, Simon!

Bro, look!

You Gurren
-nappers!

That was horrible The whole bathhouse started moving all of a sudden.

Where in the world did Kamina and the others get to?

Why, this is Gurren!

What're we gonna do, Bro?

- Save us, Kamina!


- Save us, Kamina!

Right!

Jump up and latch onto its face, Simon!

What were you thinking, you pinhead?
!

It was obviously a trap!

What kind of idiot would agree to get out of his mecha for that?
!

Your brains must be rotted out, you big pervert!

I am so dead, Bro!

Suck it up!

Crap!

Get outta my way, toadies!

Wow!

Kamina!

You're safe!

Yoko!

Kamina, you complete moron!

How could you fall for such a stupid stunt?
!

How are you supposed to fight without Gurren?
!

I'm sorry!

There are some things I just have see!

T
-Then you should have just said so!

If you want to see them that badly, I can show them to you any time!

That didn't come out the way I meant it!

L
-Look, we need to deal with this Gunmen!

You're history!

What happened?
!

Engine room here!

Those women that escaped are Damn them!

Right!

Ready to go?
I think not!

W

-What?

What's going on?

What the?

Stay right where you are.

If you try anything else, I can easily crush a few of their ribs.

But you needn't worry.

I won't k*ll them.

The women will all be sent to the Spiral King as tributes!

"Spiral King"?

Indeed.

The Spiral King is the mighty god of this world who resides in the Capital!

Now I understand.

He's the final boss Meaning he's the root of all evil.

I won't stand for any insults to the Spiral King.

I see that you need to be housebroken right away.

Way to go, Gimmy!

Toss it to me!

We have no need of men!

The next time you move, you die!

Now, give that back!

Gimmy, turn the dial!

The other way!

The other way!

Huh?
Turn it some more!

Give that back!

What're you doing?
!

Hurry!

Turn it!

Give that back!

Now!

Prove that you're a man!

Turn it, turn it, turn it!

Now!

At long last!

The moment has come!

Wha?

What the hell?

They lent these to us, saying they were for use in the outdoor bath.

It's a special service for our customers!

Is there some sort of problem, sir?

A problem?

Do I have a problem?
!

You took the heights of the human spirit, of the male soul, and you stomped it into the dirt, smacked it around, and smashed it!

I'll follow all of you bastards down to the deepest pits of hell and k*ll you a million times over!

Simon!

Bro!

Pile in, everybody!


- We can't all fit!


- I'm falling out!

Close the canopy, and we'll fit!

It's so cramped Won't this make it too heavy to move?

No, it'll work!

Look!

It's Gurren!

Just like you said, Kamina, I was able to power it with fighting spirit.

Way to go, Forehead Boy!

Okay, let's combine!

Um, shall I get out?
There's no time!

Man's Wrath What?
!

expl*sive Slash!

We did it!

We did it!

We did it!

Good mornin', sunshine W
-What was that?
!

It's been a long time, naked ape!

Um, who's this guy again?

To Be Continued Next Time There are times when a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Sometime, somewhere, maybe here, maybe there, you might come across a golden opportunity.

Whether you live or die is up to your ability!

You're Gonna Do lt!

Next time on Gurren Lagann, "You're Gonna Do lt!"
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