01x12 - The Brave and the Bold

[bunniefuu]

What's the saying?

Mad dogs and englishmen?

All for a good cause, my dear.

What's this?

Let me see.

It appears to be older than
the aprocomsul africanus.

This could be the
greatest discovery

In the history of mankind.

Aah!

Humans!

What was that?

Flash: so there I was, cornered.

Solomon grundy thought
he had the drop on me,

But he didn't, and you know why?

Because I'm the flash...

All: the fastest man alive.

You told us.

Did i?

Anyway, so when grundy
tries to grab me, i...

Aah!

Would you excuse me?

Are you ok, man?

He's a madman!

Ran me right off the road!

Someone's got to stop him.

Right.

Later, ladies.

And you didn't want to
give him our phone number.

Oops.

Sorry.

Whoa!

Ok, pull over.

Hey!

Uh-oh.

Lose something?

I was handling it.

So I see.

What are you doing here?

Responding to a police call.

Someone h*jacked a load
of radioactive isotopes.

No wonder these guys
were in such a hurry.

Ohh.

Where am i?

You h*jacked a truck
and drove it off a bridge.

Any of this ringing
a bell? What?

Let's see some i.d.

Professor arthur chin
and dr. Mark stevens.

Both work at the river
bluffs research center

Where the isotopes were stolen.

And I feel guilty when I take
paper clips from the watchtower.

Let's see if we can get
to the bottom of this.

Woman: I'm sorry. I can't
explain their behavior.

They're both highly respected
experts in their fields.

They certainly don't fit the
profile of armed robbers.

To be fair, they've been
under enormous pressure

To finish their current project.

It's possible they simply
snapped under the strain.

I wish I could help you,

But frankly, the whole
thing just seems so...

Preposterous.

What are they working on?

That's classified information.

Want one?

Hey!

If you'll excuse me,
I have work to do.

Would you hurry up?

We're supposed to be
conducting an investigation.

Can I help it if I have

A hyperaccelerated metabolism?

Besides, it's just
a little snack.

Now what?

Man: get out of my way!

There's a gorilla on the loose.

Aah!

Whoa! Move!

I'm on it.

Wait! I'll go... With you.

Not without paying for that.

There he goes!

Cool.

Whoa!

All right, watch
him. Watch him now.

Fire!

Hey!

Stop him.

My insurance doesn't
cover a second driver.

Now there's something
you don't see every day.

Huh?

Having fun, mojo?

Flash: easy, boy.

We'll have you back
behind monkey bars

Before you know it.

Get your stinking paws
off me, you filthy human.

Say what?

Aah!

Aah!

Huh?

Ahh.

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Hey, wake up.

Huh?

Come on. You're in my spot.

Where am i?

You justice league hotshots

Think you can do
whatever you want.

Not in my city.

But...

Let's go, red.

You've got a lot
of explaining to do.

Sit.

Hey, easy.

What did I do?

This is a surveillance tape

From the police impound.

See that stuff?

The isotopes from the robbery

You and green lantern broke up?

Watch.

I don't understand.

Too quick for you?

Let's try the freeze frame.

Recognize anybody?

Detective: let's
go over it again.

There's nothing to
go over. I'm innocent.

So that's not you on the tape?

No.

I mean, yes.

I mean, I don't remember.

Where did you
stash the isotopes?

Just tell us your side.

I'm sure the d.a.
Will understand.

After all, you're a hero.

Was a hero.

Forget his statement,

We've got the tape.

He's right.

If you want to
help yourself out,

You got to do it now.

I can't think.

I'm tired and hungry.

Maybe some coffee will help you.

How do you take it?

Cream and 37 sugars.

Really.

Green lantern: put it in a paper
cup. He'll be taking it to go.

You actually posted
bail for this lowlife?

If he were really guilty,

Do you think you
could have held him here

With a pair of handcuffs?

Thanks for sticking
up for me in there.

Ow!

What were you thinking?

I wasn't thinking anything.

Obviously.

Look, if I wanted
the third degree,

I could have stayed in there.

Like I told 'em, I
don't remember.

All right.

Then let's start with the
last thing you do remember.

Let's see. After I
caught the gorilla,

It told me that...

The gorilla talked to you?

Yeah. Right after
I stopped his car.

I'm supposed to believe this?

Hey, we've both got a martian's
phone number on our speed dial.

I think I deserve the
benefit of the doubt, here.

Let's check it out.

Together this time.

Looks like he's still at large.

Wait. I've got something.

Was that really necessary?

Ok, so he can talk.

Who are you?

My name is solovar.

I'm chief of security
for gorilla city.

Gorilla city?

You've gotta be kidding.

I assure you this is
no laughing matter.

Go on.

Safely hidden from humanity,

We apes have lived in peace
for thousands of years...

Until the black day when a
power-mad genius named grodd

Tried to conquer our city

With advanced mind
control technology.

We were able to
thwart his evil plot...

But we couldn't
prevent his escape.

It wasn't until later
that we discovered

He had also stolen our
city's security plans.

Grodd has sworn terrible revenge

On all who reside
in gorilla city.

So that's why you're here?

Yes.

To stop him from
carrying out his threats.

If it's true he has a
mind control device,

That could explain
the isotope thefts

And your memory loss.

He needs those isotopes
to power his devices.

So where is he?

My investigation showed

That grodd had been carrying on

An e-mail correspondence
with a local scientist,

Dr. Sarah corwin.

I knew there was something
weird about that lady.

We better call the others.

Why?

You think we can't handle
one dumb old gorilla?

No offense. It'll
be a piece of cake.

Wait. First you must...

He's very fast.

Yeah. What were you gonna say?

These headbands will protect us

From grodd's ray.

We'd better catch the kid

Before he gets into
anymore trouble.

Don't move.

Ahem.

How...

You blinked. Where's grodd?

I don't know what you mean.

Don't play cute with me, doc.

Grodd, your little
monkey pen pal.

Aah! Uhh!

That's for the banana.

I hate bananas.

Foolish humans.

They're so easily deceived.

Aren't they, doctor?

Don't move, grodd.

Solovar, you're a
fool to come here.

You can't control us
while we're wearing these.

Actually, I wasn't thinking
of controlling you.

Destroy them.

Aah!

Should have seen that coming.

Flash, snap out of it.

Come, my dear.

Hold still.

Uhh!

Are you all right?

Yes, i...

Look out!

I hate to do this.

Unh!

Unh!

Sorry, kid.

Had no choice.

The system is operational.

Then we'll take our leave.

Not this time.

My apologies for the hasty exit,

But I have a city to destroy.

No!

Aah!

Aah!