01x18 - Injustice for All

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Luthor: so, this is how it ends.

You know, I've carried
this around for years

Waiting for just
the right moment,

But now that it's here,

I almost feel a little let down.

Almost.

Unh! Unh!

Any last requests?

Luthor, I have to know,

Those weapons you sold
to the t*rrorists, how...

How did I get them
through customs?

A gift here, a bribe there.

When money talks, people listen,

Like stafros, of the
shipping company.

Or schneider, the interpol agent

Who looked the other way.

Sounds like you're going

To have company in prison.

It can't be! The kryptonite!

Won't protect you any longer.

No!

Batman: you're usually
more careful, lex.

You slipped up.

And you're going down hard.

Ugh!

Mission accomplished.

J'onn: so much for your image

As the benevolent businessman.

This is the end of an era.

The end of your era, maybe.

Ugh!

Oh!

Why do they always run?

Unh!

Aah! Ohh! Oh!

Unh! Uh! Phew!

Unh!

Lex?

Lex!

You!

Lex, this is dr. Patel.

He's got something to tell you.

No. I've got
something to tell you.

Whatever I said to the
martian won't stand up in court.

I'll get the best lawyers,
the best witnesses, the best...

Lex! None of that
matters anymore. Listen.

Mr. Luthor, you had a seizure.

Has this happened to you before?

My tests indicate you have a
rare form of blood poisoning.

Impossible!

Remember that
chunk of kryptonite

You carried around for years?

What about it? Kryptonite
only affects you.

Actually, we're finding that
it can affect humans, too,

But only if they're
exposed over a long period.

This is your fault! All of it!

What's the treatment?
Radiation? Chemo?

Unfortunately, there is no cure.

Then find one!
Price is no object.

I'm sorry.

There's nothing I can do.

It's terminal.

Happy, superman?

Lex, if there's
anything I can do...

You've done more than enough.

Aah!

Uh! Aah!

Hey, keep it down! Can't a
body die in peace around here?

Exquisite.

Humanite!

How can you stand
that caterwauling?

Music is one of the meager
pleasures I'm allowed in here,

Along with a few
other necessities.

You should try the
culture channel.

It might improve
your disposition.

There's nothing wrong
with my disposition

That a little freedom
wouldn't cure.

That's not what I hear.

I need your help,

And I can make it
worth your while.

What do I need with money?

Everyone needs money.

The only question
is... How much?

Dinner, humanite.

I'm afraid I'm a little
under the weather.

Could you please
wheel it in here?

What do you think?

Well, he is a model prisoner,
but why take chances?

Aah! Aah!

Ugh! Unh!

Ohh...

Salisbury steak? Really!

Luthor!

Impressive, but
let's not linger.

There they are!

Open fire!

Hang on!

Radio: all units, 2 prison
inmates have escaped.

The ultra humanite
and lex luthor.

They are considered armed
and extremely dangerous.

What we need is
a small diversion.

Aah! Ow!

Call the rescue unit!

That should keep
them busy. Come on!

Daddy, help!

I need backup here, fast!

I'm scared!

Don't be. It's going
to be all right.

Unh! Ahh!

Batman: unh!

Trina!

Daddy!

I'm used to being thanked
when I save someone.

I'm not used to being saved.

Where are luthor
and the humanite?

We couldn't pick up the trail.

No biggie. It's just 2 guys.

How much trouble
can they give us?

Easy, lady, easy.

Who are you?

The name's copperhead.
I'm here about a job.

So am i. Somebody called me.

Was it you?

No, but maybe we'll
be working together,

Closely together.

Aah!

Witch!

Oof!

Unh!

Ha! Nice kitty.

Hands off!

Aah!

No one hurts grundy!

Unh!

Oof!

Grr!

Arr!

Hey, who turned out the lights?

The shade: I did.

And I'll do worse if you don't
stop behaving like unruly children.

Who do you think you are?

The shade.

And my nightstick is more
than powerful enough

To handle you amateurs. Hey!

Spare us. Without this
you're less than nothing,

Little man.

Common criminals.

Is this what I've
been reduced to?

Luthor: criminals,
yes, but common,

Most certainly not.

Lex luthor?

Well, the plot thins.

Cheetah, sapphire, grundy,
glad you could make it.

And, of course, you all
know the ultra humanite.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Copperhead: cut the
courtesies, luthor.

What do you want?

Each of you is the
best in the world

At what you do, and I have need

Of your unique services.

My talents don't come cheaply.

You'll all be paid
most handsomely

If you can do one simple job.

What kind of job?

Destroy superman
and the justice league.

Ha.

And I had those flames
out before the firemen

Even stepped off their trucks.

That's fast.

Fastest man alive.

Which might explain
why you can't get a date.

Yeah. Hey!

What's that supposed to mean?

Quiet.

Man: a dangerous
hostage situation

Developing at the
federal building.

So far, the ultra
humanite has refused

To speak with negotiators.

A freak of science, the
humanite is reportedly a genius

Who is also
extremely dangerous...

No biggie, right?

Humanite! Let a hostage go,

And I'll give you one
of my men in return.

What do you take me for,

A troglodyte? No deal!

What?

Drop the w*apon, magilla!

Oof!

Look for other hostages!

Right!

Unh!

You're safe now.

But you're not! Unh!

Unh!

Oof!

Ugh!

Oof!

Unh!

Surprised?

Unh!

Unh!

Oof! Ugh!

Superman: oof! Unh!

I'm going to enjoy this.

Oof! Unh!

Unh!

Ugh!

Oof! Ugh!

Down, boy!

Let me go!

Relax, lady.

This will all be over
before you know it.

That's what you think.

Hey!

Oof!

Ugh!

Unh! Oof!

Oof!

Unh!

Ugh! Oof!

Unh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Unh!

Oof!

Finish him off!

Ugh.

Ahh!

Oof! Unh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Oof!

Unh!

Luthor: ahh!

There goes our paycheck.

Oof!

Ohh...

I'd hate to see anything
happen to you, lex.

I'm sure.

Aah!

Ahh!

Oof!

Unh!

You ok?

Don't worry about me. Stop them!

Unh.

Luthor, they're too
well organized! Ugh!

Let me get us out of here.

It's either that
or prison again.

All right, just do it!

They're gone.

Look, we've still
got one of them.

But they got one of us.

The venom antidote,
it's working.

Welcome back.

We were afraid we'd lost you.

Luthor and the others,

What happened?

They got away,
all but copperhead.

I'm headed down to
striker's to interrogate him.

All right. Let's go.

No. You're staying here.

That venom almost k*lled you.

So?

So, you're staying here.

You really should be resting.

I know this must
be hard for you,

Feeling vulnerable.

You're the only one of
us without special powers,

But you don't need
to prove yourself.

You're a valued
member of this team,

And we're only trying to...

I'm taking the shuttle,

Unless you want
to try and stop me.

No.

Luthor: the best at what you do.

What was I thinking?

We did everything we could.

Did you?

Did you fight like your
lives depended on it?

Did you fight to the last man?

You get what you
pay for, luthor.

Are you saying you
want more money?

You want to be
rewarded for failure?

I ought to take the
whole lot of you and... Unh!

And what?

Go ahead, do it.
You'll be saving me

From months of bedpans
and feeding tubes,

And you'll also guarantee

That none of you will
ever see a penny from me.

You're crazy.

And what's wrong with that?

It's done wonders for me.

Get out of here.

Oh, lexie, I'm hurt!

How could you
have this little party

Without inviting me?

It's not a party.

Grundy, get rid of him.

Grr.

Oof!

But seriously, lex, you need me.

Like I need skin rash.

Maybe so,

But I know something
you don't know.

I know how the bat thinks.

How long we wait here?

Patience, grundy, patience.

Grundy not like waiting.

Unh!

Oof!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!