01x19 - Injustice for All: Part II

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on justice league...

This is the end of an era.

The end of your era, maybe.

Ack! Uhhh! Ohhh!

My tests indicate you have a
rare form of blood poisoning.

It's terminal.

Lex: cheetah, sapphire, grundy,

Glad you could make it.

And of course, you all
know the ultra-humanite.

You will all be paid
most handsomely

If you can do one simple job...

Destroy superman
and the justice league.

Hyah! Aah!

That venom almost
k*lled you. So?

So, you're staying here.

You're the only one of
us without special powers,

But you don't need
to prove yourself.

Aah! Ugh!

Ohh...

Joker: wakey, wakey, batman.

Batman: joker.

I should have known
you'd be in on this.

Really? Ha! I must
be falling into a rut.

You're not going to
leave him like this, are you?

Why?

Hello?!

He's still alive.

And he's going to stay that way

Until I say we don't
need him anymore.

Lex, lex, listen to
someone who knows.

Don't wait. Do it now.

You don't like my
decisions? Leave! Oof!

And they say I'm crazy.

What?! Those restraints
are pure titanium.

He'll never get loose.

And that stasis field

Will prevent the
martian from locating him.

Now, batman, you must
have some kind of pass key

Or access code I can
use against your friends.

Where is it?

Guess.

Grundy?

Ugh!

Oof.

I told you.

Shut up!

Bring that upstairs.
I'll get it open.

Ohhh.

Humanite, grundy, watch him.

Grundy,

What's luthor
paying you for this?

Money... Lots of it.

As much as he's getting?

I don't know.

Look at all you've
had to put up with.

You should be getting more.

More than me? Preposterous.

Is it?

Fascinating.

Careful.

Just because you
won't live to see old age

Doesn't mean the rest
of us don't want to.

What was that?

I should have known.

Humanite: unhand me,
you worthless zombie!

Grundy: take that back!

Lex: stop it right now!

You imbeciles are k*lling me
faster than the kryptonite.

Both: sorry.

You did this, didn't you?

Well, it won't happen again.

Cheetah!

Take over here.

If our friend causes
any more trouble,

Gag him!

What's wrong?

You don't look so good.

Maybe we should get paid now.

I'm fine.

Now get out!

I've got work to do.

Humanite: they're right.

You don't look good.

Can't give up now.

I just need to buy more time.

Can't you help?

Perhaps, but...

But what?

It will cost extra.

I keep telling you, I
don't know anything.

I'm just an innocent...

Flash and copperhead:
victim of circumstances.

Yeah, yeah, we know.

Copperhead, when are
you gonna get some sense

And tell us where luthor is?

Ooh, this must be the part

Where I get so
scared I spill my guts.

I'm warning you!

What are you
gonna do, boy scout,

Short my sheets?

Give me a wedgie?

Guards!

Take him back to
the holding cell.

Hasta la vista.

That went well.

How does batman do it?

And then what happened?

My research opened
whole new worlds.

There was so much to do.

But so little funding.

You know about that.

You didn't have enough
for research subjects,

So you used yourself.

And now I'm a freak.

That's not what I see.

I see someone who was willing

To give up everything

For a cause she believed in.

How do you know
so much about me?

Let's just say cats aren't

The only ones who are curious.

Too much curiosity
can be dangerous.

Maybe... I like danger.

Do you?

Try me.

Mmm.

She's been down there too long.

Forget it. There's no way

I'm going to leave
you alone with him.

But, lexy, where's
your sense of fun?

Besides, it won't
cost you a cent.

Humanite, go relieve cheetah.

Can't you send grundy?

Just do what I say.

It's your funeral.

Finally!

Hey, what are you looking for...

Batcar keys, batbreath mints?

Ooh!

Careful, you idiot!

Wait. This is it.

What?

The key to our victory.

Grundy: whoa!

Grundy not like heights!

Hang on. We're almost there.

What?

Intruders.

Oof!

Well done, grundy.
Shall we get to work?

Still no word from j'onn?

Not since he sounded the alarm.

Something's wrong up there.

I can feel it.

Then let's go!

Joker: show time, everybody!

Live and in color,

The end of the justice league.

Don't make me laugh.

Ha ha ha! It's no joke!

There's a surprise hidden
in your little clubhouse.

And once your chums
get there... Kablooey!

Popcorn?

Oh, well, more for me.

Joker, you nauseate me.

Ohhh!

He's going to miss the show

And the sequel.

What sequel?

After the b*mb
gets your friends,

I get you!

Flash: j'onn!

He's out cold.

What could have happened?

I'll take him to
the medical bay.

You find batman.

Any minute now.

Any minute.

And then we get paid, right?

Please, can't you let me
savor this one moment?

Sorry.

Hawkgirl: we've
looked everywhere.

Batman's gone.

And so is the shuttle.

That must be him. Hello?

I beg your pardon? Where?

Hello? Hello?!

What did he say?

It wasn't batman.

It was someone saying
there's a b*mb up here.

Must be some kind of joke.

No, this is serious.
That's a secure line.

Then what are we waiting
for? Spread out and find it.

Nope.

Zilch!

Nada.

Unh!

Not here.

Upper levels are clear.

Nothing on this deck.

Keep looking.

Wait. I've got a
thermal pattern.

It's faint, but...

Flash!

I'm on it!

Unh!

Yes!

No!

It's not fair. They
should be cosmic dust!

Unh!

Luthor, calm down.
Your condition...

What do you care?

You're just a bunch
of incompetent,

Money-grubbing crooks!

That's it.

I don't know about
the rest of you,

But I'm out of here. Me, too.

Wait! I'll double your pay.

What's the point? It's over!

No. We can still win
if we lure them here.

I have a plan, but we've
got to stick together.

Grundy not that dumb.

All right then, triple!

Batman's still not answering.

J'onn: it was star sapphire,

Grundy, and the shade.

I saw them coming, and
then everything went black.

How could they have gotten in?

Only one way...

With batman's transmitter.

Oh, they ruined the punch line.

But I can still have my fun.

Oh!

Ugh!

Not funny, bats!

Ooh!

Luthor not want
you alone with him.

Oh, come on, grundy, old pal.

What's a couple of
nicks between friends?

Go away.

Party pooper.

Batman: thanks.

If you hadn't come
along when you did...

Could I have some water?

Ok.

Grundy: hey!

Thanks.

Uh-oh.

Batman, thinking: j'onn,
can you hear me?

I know where he is.

Ohh!

Will he be all right?

This containment unit
should stabilize his condition.

The next few minutes will tell.

Mr. Luthor?

Mr. Luthor?

Batman broke
that... Static thingy!

He's probably already
contacted the martian.

They'll be here soon.

What are we gonna do?

Lex: don't panic.

We'll be ready for them

Once we get rid of the traitor.

Traitor?

Lex: think about it.

The only way they could have found
the b*mb is if someone told them...

One of us!

Fortunately, this
old place still has

Functioning
surveillance cameras.

No, I didn't! I wouldn't!

You can't think...

Get her!

Ugh! Oof!

Unh!

Hello, kitty.

Aaahhh! Unh!

And they say I'm
not a team player.

Lex: grundy,

The pretty kitty's all yours.

Unh...

No, it wasn't me.

You've got the wrong one!

Wait!

Now, let them come!

There!

Batman's definitely inside.

And so are the rest of them.

Green lantern: then it's
a hostage situation.

They may try to
use him as a shield.

Not if I can help it. Wait!

Batman?

J'onn, don't!

Aaahh!

Ohh!

Lex: and so, it begins.

Time's up.

Now we do it my way.

Unh!

Oof!

Oof!

Ahh!

Ugh!

Oof!

One down.

Ugh!

Oof!

Ugh! Oof!

Catch!

Mama!

Ugh!

Ahh!

Oof!

Ugh! Oof! Unh! Ugh!

Duck!

Unh!

I tried to warn her.

Lights out, shade.

Unh! Oof!

Oh! Ahh! Oof!

Whoa!

Oof! Oh!

Enough!

Where's luthor?

Right here!

Unh!

And I'm going to enjoy
every moment of this.

Why so surprised, superman?

It's a basic rule of business...

Turn every weakness
into a strength.

Of course, that's a lesson

You may not live to appreciate.

Neither will you, lex.

Ooh...

Et tu, humanite? Oof.

Green lantern: don't move!

I surrender.

Whoopsie. Time to run!

But there's still one
unfinished piece of business.

What?!

Unh!

Oof! Oh!

No fair!

How'd you get free?

I could have escaped anytime,

But I thought I'd stick around

To keep an eye on you clowns.

Oof! Oh...

You're despicable.

Wait!

You'll keep our bargain?

Yes. Double what
luthor was paying.

Flash: what was that all about?

Humanite!

You'll pay for
this, you turncoat!

Do you hear? You'll pay!

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