02x08 - Maid of Honor: Part II

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Previously on justice league...

What brings you to
the city of lights?

I never miss a good party.

Diana, I'd like to
introduce you to my fiance.

Vandal savage is
a n*zi w*r criminal.

He was... My grandfather.

Vandal savage iii.

A pleasure to meet you.

Look at what we've got so far.

A kasnian operative
stealing m*llitary secrets.

Kasnia spearheading the
international space station.

Good cover to circumvent

The weapons embargo
they're supposed to be under.

Platform one is ours.

It's wonder woman.

Why don't you have
a word with her?

Aah!

It's the king.
He's had a stroke.

If my father cannot
rule, my duty is clear.

For the good of kasnia, I
must assume the throne

Until my father is able again.

The people need reassurance

Of the royal
family's continuity.

Our wedding will
take place immediately.

Ahh. Ohh.

Easy.

That's quite a sh*t you took.

I miss anything?

Plenty. Your friend audrey's
moved up the wedding.

It's happening right now.

Like hades it is.

You go there uninvited,

You'll be breaking
international law.

I get my hands on savage,

That's not all I'll be breaking.

You coming?

Hera!

Huh!

Huh!

Aah!

Dearly beloved, we
are gathered here

In the presence of
god and this company

That princess
audrey ii of kasnia

And vandal savage may be united

In holy matrimony.

This relationship

Is an honorable and sacred one

Designed to unite two
sympathies and hopes into one,

And it rests upon the mutual confidence
and devotion of husband and wife.

Therefore, it is not by
any to be entered into

Unadvisedly or lightly

But reverently,
discreetly, soberly,

And in the fear of god.

Into this holy estate

These two persons present
come now to be joined.

If anyone has cause why this couple
should not be united in marriage,

Let them speak now or
forever hold their peace.

Aah!

Audrey, stop!

I won't let you marry him.

Aah!

Does anyone else
have any objections?

Introducing for the first time
her royal highness queen audrey

And her husband
prince vandal savage.

What was diana thinking?

Has she lost her mind?

Well, it's obvious she's
grown quite attached to you.

I'm fond of her, too, but
her behavior is inexcusable.

Banish it from your mind.

Today is your wedding
day, my beautiful queen.

I know that you only
married me out of duty,

But when I look into your eyes,

I want to give you
the whole world.

Sometimes, I almost believe
you would if you could.

We'll see.

Vandal?

Where is my husband?

Attending to a minor
diplomatic matter.

I'm to tell you that
he will return shortly.

If her majesty
requires anything,

I can send a chambermaid for it.

If I need any assistance
taking a walk,

I'll let you know.

How dare you burst in
here and ruin my wedding.

Aren't you even curious
about what savage is up to?

He's dangerous.

Why? Do you think
he might throw a t*nk

Through my wall?

Grow up. He's
obviously using you.

He's amassing m*llitary
and political power.

For what?

What do you think?

He's got to be stopped!

You're a raving lunatic.

Not to say you weren't
fun to go clubbing with.

This isn't a joke, audrey.

I think savage is responsible

For your father's
sudden illness.

And I think you've
just crossed a line.

Don't walk away, audrey.

You're making a big mistake!

I can do whatever I please.

Surely you've noticed by now.

Busy?

Merely fortifying our defenses.

Wonder woman
penetrated them too easily.

She just accused you of being
some sort of power-mad monster.

Did she?

We go out live in two minutes.

Vandal, what?

Shh!

You'll spoil the surprise.

Batman to watchtower.

Hey. Hope you're having fun.

I'm up here watching
the paint dry.

Wonder woman's
being held c*ptive.

She's too well guarded
for me to extract her.

Need backup? I'll grab
the two johns, and we'll...

Flash, green lantern,

Join me in the monitor room.

We have a developing situation.

What is it? I've got
bats on the other line.

Well, look who's back.

Today, the world changes.

Kasnia is at the
forefront of that change.

Crucial to these changes
was kasnia's contribution

To the international
space station,

Platform one...

A contribution somewhat larger

Than you've been led to believe.

No. Even he wouldn't.

This device is
called a mass driver,

But I prefer its more
colloquial appellation, a railgun.

It's all very complicated.

Perhaps a
demonstration is in order.

The asteroid is mostly iron ore.

The large coils are a
magnetic accelerator.

The target is anywhere I say.

At this time, were I the
u.s.s. Avington carrier group,

I'd pick up my pace
substantially.

With our railgun in orbit,

Kasnia has the
ultimate high ground.

I am now the dominant
m*llitary power on earth,

And there are going
to be some changes.

Item one...

That w*apon must be destroyed.

Its destructive
potential is unimaginable.

I don't have to imagine it.

I saw the yungar of
omega centauri use one

To blow an inhabited
moon out of orbit.

You get all that?

Most of it. We'll have
to fend for ourselves.

Taking out that
w*apon is top priority.

What's the plan?

Plan? We blow that
thing out of the sky.

It is possible that there
are still hostages on board.

Astronauts are m*llitary.
They know the risks.

Still, if we can save
them, we should.

I concur.

If I were them, I'd want
you to save the world,

Not waste time
coming back for me.

Yeah, but we'd come anyway.

Spotters identify the
bogey as the javelin-7.

May we...

By all means.

I can't control this thing!

Counterpull.
Avionics are off-line.

Brace yourselves.
We're going down.

Target destroyed.

Vandal, what do you
think you're doing?

Destroying the justice league,

Building a railgun,

Assuming total dominion

Over the nations of the earth.

You're ranting like your
grandfather in an old newsreel.

Ha ha ha!

Sweet, foolish child.

Wonder woman
was right all along.

Ridiculous. You'd have
to be over 100 years old.

I'm far older than that.

The first time a meteor
granted me power

Was over 25,000 years ago.

While my fellows
cowered with fear,

I dared approach the
strangely glowing rock.

It was warm, and the
night was very cold.

I slept curled up next to it,

Not realizing what its
rays were doing to me,

But over the millennia
that followed

As I watched those
around me grow old and die

While I remained unchanged,

I discovered the truth

And came to accept my destiny.

Destiny?

I live to rule.

Delusions of grandeur aside,

I rule kasnia.

That's why I married you.

It's also why I
poisoned your father.

You... Poisoned?

Aah!

Unh!

Unh!

Guards, confine this
brat to her quarters.

Ohh!

Unhand me! I command you!

Let me go! Unh!

You have any idea what this is
gonna do to our insurance premiums?

I don't suppose anybody
brought the keys.

Oops.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Secure the control room.

I'll find the hostages.

Unh!

That won't distract
them for long.

Unh!

Hold these, would you?

Sucker.

Aah!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Is this everybody?

Yeah.

Stay with me.

Once we shut this place down...

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Let me out, do you hear me?!

I demand that I be
set free immediately!

Oh. Hi.

Audrey, we need your help.

I can't even help myself.

Vandal's usurped
my father's throne.

You're the queen. You have to
take command of the situation.

How?

You can start by taking us

To the control room.

They're stalling, vox.

Sir?

The nations of the world.

Instead of paying me tribute,

They're stalling and
plotting against me.

They'll have to be
taught who's in charge.

It's a shame really.

I rather enjoyed paris.

Hang on, buddy.

Ohh!

He's inside.

Stay here.

Can I borrow your earrings?

Heck of a time to accessorize.

Breathe easy.
You're gonna be ok.

Yeah? Wish I could
say the same for them.

Ooh!

You find the control room?

Yeah. Follow me.

Ohh!

Unh!

Unh!

Ohh!

Unh! Aah!

Apparently, you
didn't get the message.

Let me make it loud and clear.

Unh!

Not another word.

They really are a
girl's best friend.

You're in my way.

Can't you shut this thing off?

Batman, we couldn't prevent

The railgun from discharging.

Me neither, but I did
manage to change

The targeting coordinates.

Where'd you send it?

Right here.

Hey, we can't just leave.

What's to stop somebody else

From taking control
of that thing?

That.

You've got a great
deal of rebuilding to do.

I never liked the palace anyway.

Drafty.

But maybe this is a chance

For me and kasnia
to make a new start.

Aah!

You sure can pick them.

Seize that thing.

I don't know how you survived,

But I promise that you'll pay

For your crimes in full.

Do your worst, child.

I'm immortal.

I can't be k*lled.

We'll see.

You know, we never did
get to finish our dance.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

If you say so,

But you're still
taking me dancing.