02x14 - Eclipsed: Part II

[bunniefuu]

Previously on justice league...

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This is what these self-appointed
guardians of humanity

Are really about...

Cashing in on their image,

Shilling for whoever's
got the deepest pockets.

No one's asking the other
guys to do this sort of thing.

That's because they don't
have me as their agent.

We believe that our new
a.f.d., Antifusion device,

Will enable us to completely
neutralize enemy warheads

At the point of detonation.

Mankind's time will
be forever eclipsed.

It's him.

No.

Stay back.

Its dark power can
destroy the world.

The glorious one
isn't afraid to say,

"I told you so."

Millions lost power tonight.

Did the "heroes" think of that

Before they took on this weirdo?

How much longer
are we gonna put up

With this kind of
reckless endangerment

And wanton disregard
for public safety?

Haven't you had enough?

Darn straight!

Friends, the will of the
people must be heard,

So I want you to call
on our government,

No, on all the
world's governments

To ban the justice league!

They can't do that.

We have a contract.

Not anymore. Energy
bars, track shoes...

No one will touch you,
not even public access.

But godfrey's full of
it. Why... Not to worry.

Remember, no such
thing as bad publicity.

Your name's on everyone's lips.

That's a good thing.

Then there's got to
be something you can...

Sorry, kid.

Going through a
tunnel. Hello? Hello?

Nice kid, but a few miles
short of a marathon.

I can't remember.

It's all a blank, I swear.

And the costume?

I... I just don't know.

You expect us to believe that?

The antifusion device is gone.

What did you do with it?

I told you. I don't
remember anything.

What makes you think I took it?

You took the other
weapons from the base.

The a.f.d. Isn't a w*apon.

It's purely defensive.
It stops nuclear fusion.

Unless you're planning
to go knock out a star,

The only thing it's good for

Is protection against
nuclear att*ck.

This night couldn't
get any worse.

My sponsor just dropped me,

And they're all
out of iced mochas.

Here. I hope this is ok.

I didn't know how you take it.

Hey, you sure you're ok?

Don't you ever shut up?

Ugh!

Sorry I asked...

Princess.

He claims not to
remember anything.

Do you believe him?

I don't know.

You see how they're
looking at us?

Godfrey's got them scared.

Men are fools.

You dark ones cannot
hide from mophir.

Aw. Our incompetent jailer.

You have our gratitude.

Keep it.

Mophir prefers your head.

You'll not destroy this world.

Hold it, grandpa!

She doesn't look so hot.

I'll get her to the watchtower.

You handle the lunatic.

The heart of darkness is death.

They will have
their vengeance...

So what's the deal
with this guy, doc?

Why did he att*ck my friend?

Delusional paranoia.

We gave him
something to calm him,

But he's not responding.

Death, evil. Now man's time

Forever eclipsed.

Say what?

Man's time forever eclipsed.

Ok, that's the second
time I've heard this tonight.

So either you're
sharing your delusions

With the general or...

Why don't you
tell me all about it?

Long ago, before
writing, before cities,

Man's future uncertain,

For he was at
w*r with ophidians.

Ophidi-whats?

Snakes who walk like men...

Moon worshipers.

After years of struggle,

Man was winning.

Most ophidians dead, wiped out.

Here was born black diamond,

Heart of darkness.

Any who touched dark heart

Are possessed by
vengeful spirits.

Their only goal...
Destroy humanity.

Since that time, mophir's
people guard dark heart.

Mophir is latest
to guard diamond.

But evil wants escape.

Not mophir's fault.

But why att*ck the princess?

Mophir tracked evil to her.

Tried to drive out dark ones,

But ring man stopped mophir

Before he can finish job.

Let's say I believe you.

How do we stop it or them?

2 Ways.

Pure light from mophir's gem

Drives spirits back
into heart of darkness.

Great. What's the second way?

Separate host head from body.

Bummer.

So these dead snake
guys are inside diana,

And they want to
destroy the world.

This is a grave development.

I'm glad you believe me.

I know this mophir
guy sounds looney.

Diana has been acting
strangely since her recovery.

We should keep an eye on her.

Right. I'm on it.

So how are you?

Fine, I guess,

But everything's still a blur.

Just take it easy for a while,

And don't make any sudden moves.

What?

Uh, nothing.

J'onn, I have an idea.

Can you do one of those
martian mind probes on diana?

Not now.

There's been a
breach in our security.

Where? In the javelin bay.

Didn't I tell you?

It's that vengeance
snakethingy. It's inside diana.

Impossible.

She's been in the medical
bay the whole time.

But it's got to be her.

Before we start
pointing fingers,

Call up the javelin
bay security tapes.

J'onn?

I don't understand.

I have no memory of doing this.

Where have I heard that before?

Keep an eye on him.

Ok, that crazy old coot said

This would drive
out the bad spirits.

Come on, be serious.

You've got to admit something
weird is going on here,

So unless you
got a better plan...

Hold still.

You're clean.

So is diana.

Superman?

Aah! Ugh!

Pathetic humans.

We shall lay waste
to your world.

Careful! Don't touch it!

No one will ever again. Hyah!

Nice move.

But you might want to warn
us next time before you...

Uh-oh.

This has got to be a nightmare.

When the sun comes up,
you'll all still be human...

In a super-powered,
possibly alien kind of way.

Humanity has witnesses
its last sunrise.

Right. I'd love to
hear more about it,

But... Hyah!

Come on! Come on!

Aah!

Whew!

How fitting for
the humans to die

By their own w*apon of w*r.

When this hits the sun,
the star will collapse.

And the descendants
of the mammals

Who destroyed our proud people

Will themselves be destroyed.

Hey, bats, mayday.

Hello!

Aah!

Aah!

Great! Perfect!

Oh, jeez.

What is it?

What... What's happening?

No.

Mophir has failed.

The snakes have won.

Folks, we're
getting a live report.

What? This can't be right.

Mommy...

Over here!

He's below.

What I wouldn't give
for another amulet.

You've lost, human.

Maybe you're right.
Maybe it is hopeless.

But like granny
flash used to say,

Why curse the dark

When you can light up
a 700,000-watt candle?

Everyone ok?

I'll be seeing spots for a year.

If you're lucky.

We have a situation.

How can we stop it?

There is one possibility.

To halt the process,

We would need to create
an einstein-rosen bridge

To drain off the infecting
antifusion matter.

Create a what to do what?

Make a wormhole to
suck away the bad stuff.

Oh.

We can use the javelin.

It's got a wormhole generator
for interstellar travel.

Uh...

More bad news.

How long will it take
to repair? Too long.

We don't need the whole
ship, just the generator.

But without the
ship's engines behind it,

We'll never get close
enough to light speed

For the generator
to trigger a wormhole.

Even I can't fly that fast.

No, but...

Give flash the
generator. Excuse me?

I'll use my ring to give
you a running start.

Our combined speeds
might be enough

To get the generator
to open the wormhole.

That's crazy.

You've got a better idea?

According to
j'onn's calculations,

The wormhole has to open

Exactly 7 1/2
minutes into the run.

Any earlier, it'll be
too far from the sun

To have an effect.

Any later and you risk
tearing the sun apart

Through the wormhole. Got it?

No pressure, huh?

Let's get this cosmic
treadmill rolling.

Bring home the gold, hotshot.

Oh, my.

Lantern, is he...

He's in one piece.

I think he's all right.

You hear me, buddy?

You better be all right.

Swirly lights...

Fuzzy grilled cheese...

Huh? What happened?

Flash...

You did it. You saved
everyone today.

How are you feeling?

Actually, kind of faint.

I think I need some
mouth-to-mouth.

He's fine.

That was the scene today

At a rally held to
honor the justice league,

Who apparently saved
the world this week.

Now, to the sponsors who
dropped me, I just want to say,

I know I've sometimes
appeared critical

Of the justice league,

But it's only because I care.

And if you feel it's
possible to care too much,

Then here I sit
guilty as charged.

Friends, starting next week,

Look for the glorious
one at our new time...

4:15 A.m., Right after
the farm report.

Can you believe this guy?

Talk to me.

Great news, bunky.

Mercury sport shoes called

And people like us magazine.

Sport shoes, huh?

What did I tell you,
babe? You're a star.

Uh, sorry, artie.

The endorsement thing is
really not working for me,

But I know someone

Who might be looking
for representation.

Mophir's job to
preserve the world.

So when mophir need
fast, fast, fast relief

From cramping, burning, itching,

Mophir always
reach for gluxitol.