02x17 - Secret Society

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02x17 - Secret Society

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Tie them up.

Make sure everything's secure.

A guard over at prime tech

Is reporting a
robbery in progress.

Sounds like a friend of ours

Is back in business.

Shade.

How'd you... I keep forgetting.

Finished?

Uh! Ooh!

Uh!

I'll try upstairs.

I'm sensing him in
the laboratory.

I'm close.

Tiny chip, big money.

I've got him. I've got him.

Oh! Uh!

You should have held back.

I had him.

I'm not the mind reader, am i?

Need a ride, handsome?

Don't mind if I do.

The name's giganta.

Appropriate.

It's not a problem
for you, is it?

Quite the opposite.

My place would have been closer.

But my friends are here.

Friends?

Yah!

Yummy. Ah...

Now I get it. You're
trying to set up

Another injustice
g*ng, aren't you?

We call it a society...

A secret society.

Call it what you
want. It won't work.

I know. I've tried...

Twice.

What's that old saying?

The third time's the charm.

That chip could have done

A lot of damage in
the wrong hands.

Indeed. So we had to make sure

It stayed in the right ones.

It's lucky you were around.

We do what we can.

We've got an appointment.

You'll have to excuse us.

I can't stand that
hero-worship stuff.

But isn't that what we are?

Not tonight.

Not when two of us can't
stop someone like shade.

What's the problem?

Us. We're not working
together as well as we could.

Come on. We're batting
close to a thousand.

A lot of that has been luck.

We've taken some pretty
bad hits along the way.

What are you suggesting?

Practice.

It's that or more of what
happened to us tonight.

What do we really have to lose?

Time.

A little more teamwork
wouldn't hurt any of us.

Looks like you're outvoted.

You gonna do it? You sure?

I told you I would.

You know what'll
happen to you if you don't.

Just get on with it.

Yeah!

Your turn.

I don't think this
is such a good idea.

Don't be such a girl.

But, I mean, I'm a little
heavier than I look.

Trying to get them to
trust each other, huh?

Not the easiest
thing for loners,

Sociopaths, and psychos.

Ow.

Imagine the childhoods
they must have had.

Imagine what's going to happen

When someone makes
them a better offer.

None of us is in
this for the money.

Sinestro's sworn a blood oath

Against all green lanterns.

Parasite simply hates superman.

Giganta is totally
devoted to me.

What about the other one?

k*ller frost? She
just likes to k*ll.

And me? I suppose you
got that figured out, too.

You're a master criminal, shade.

But you could be a
master of the world.

I've tried. I'll settle
for where I am now.

How are you going
to feel in 10 years,

When you're still being chased

Around warehouses and rooftops,

Joints aching, lungs burning?

This is a chance
to rid ourselves

Of the league once and for all,

To see how far we can go

When there's no one in our way.

The league's just so powerful.

How do you stop them?

By watching lots of television.

No!

Not bad.

It's not over yet.

So far, so good.

Behind you!

Don't! Wait!

Aah!

Ooh! Uh...

It was booby-trapped.

How was I supposed to...

Either of your partners
could have told you.

One's psychic, and the
other's got x-ray vision.

You're right. Good
lesson. Can I go now?

Go? We're just getting started.

What country is this?

It's not a country.

One man owns the whole island...

Morgan edge, collector.

Of what? Art? Jewels?

And other things.

He keeps it all
in the main house.

Allow me.

This just gets
better and better.

Aah!

Next time, look before you leap.

Frost.

Sinestro.

Time to let those
destructive impulses loose.

Hey! That was my bad guy.

Happy?

Call me when it's
important... And not before.

Huh?

I believe it's time for
another cold snap, my dear.

Cool.

The water. Only the water.

Aw...

I'm just a chef here.

In alligator loafers?

Mr. Edge, he gives
me his old shoes and...

Ah!

Aah!

Now, where are the canisters...

Mr. Edge?

Whatever's in those canisters

Better be good
if we're passing up

All this other stuff.

Will you do the honors, my dear?

Hey, can't you see the label?

This stuff's dangerous.

That's exactly
what I'm counting on.

Go ahead.

Mud?

Living mud.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I give you the final member
of our secret society...

Clayface.

Impressive.

Thanks.

But did you really need
to take all that abuse?

I could have used my mace on it,

If you'd given me a chance.

And it never would have
been able to lay a glove on me.

When have I heard that before?

Hey!

They're making a good point.

You've got to trust
your partners.

I do, but the fact is,

I'm the invulnerable one.

Every punch I take is a
punch they don't have to.

Are you saying we can't cut it?

That's what it
sounds like to me.

Now hold on. We're a team.

But we're not all equal.

You can't deny that...

Everybody, knock it off!

We're going to keep doing
this till we get it right.

Should have used
your heat vision.

But nothing appears to have
been stolen from the island.

Police have called
in a haz-mat team

To investigate 4
mysterious empty canisters

Found at the scene.

What kind of guy
would lock somebody up

And keep him as if
he was property?

Edge was sick, honey.

But you don't have to
worry about him anymore.

Nobody has to.

I'm grateful to you.
Don't get me wrong.

But I'm not really one of you.

See, all I want is
to be normal again.

And give up all your power?

I can offer you the
best of both worlds.

Yeah, right.

This is giganta.

She was a lovely child,

Don't you think?

If I could do that for her,

Think what I can do for you.

Uh... Ah!

Aah!

Always trying to
find a cure, aren't you?

Can you blame me?

No, but it's made
you predictable.

This is the only company in the
world that makes what you need.

Now, where's shade?

Over there.

You didn't think I'd come here

Without reinforcements, did you?

Wish I'd thought of that.

Oh, wait. I did.

I'll take the big one.

I'll take her.

Aah!

J'onn!

Come on!

Why didn't you
let us finish them?

In a warehouse?

That's far too small a stage.

It was 7 to 6. We
had the advantage.

Where'd you go? I
was counting on you.

Lantern was hurt,

And I recall you saying

That you could take her.

So much for practice
makes perfect.

I thought we were
practicing teamwork,

Not one guys tells
everybody else what to do.

Somebody has to be in charge,

And it couldn't
very well be you.

You know, I'm getting
really sick of...

Will you both shut up?

I've had better luck
handling whole armies,

And you know why?

Because I didn't have to
worry about anyone but myself.

Then why don't
you go back to that?

You think I haven't
considered it?

This whole stinking
group was your idea,

And now you don't
want to do it anymore?

You men. Unless you
do it on your own,

It doesn't count.

It's not just the
men, you stuck-up...

Stop it! Stop it right now!

I arrived here not
knowing a soul,

And you took me in.

You became my new family.

But what's the use of a family

If it diminishes
us as individuals?

Well... What are you...

I'm saying I survived
the loss of one family,

And I'll survive this one, too.
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