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Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rocket & Groot". Aired: March 10 –; May 1, 2017.*
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Before becoming Guardians of the Galaxy, Rocket and Groot were bounty hunters trying to get a ship.
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01x03 - Black Tie Only

Post by bunniefuu »

So beautiful but we're not gonna get that ship by just dreaming about it.

Enough bottom feeding, Groot.

We gotta start aiming for the top.

Bounty on this guy is 500,000 credits.

- That new ship will be mine.

- I am Groot All right.

Get in the restaurant, nab this alien without any fuss, and be on our way.

- Hey, we got somebody to meet in there.

- I am Groot.

I could never permit someone with such horrid personal hygiene to enter this establishment.

I haven't taken a shower in six years and I ain't about to start now!

I'll show you some personal hygiene, you stuffed shirt Groot, put me down!

No way.

I am not getting in there!

Hey!

Hey!

Stop it!

Don't touch me!

Not getting in there!

I cleaned up to get into your stupid restaurant.

Let us in.

I was not speaking of your hygiene.

- I was referring to his.

- I am Groot.

Imagine, an unpruned topiary in this establishment.

- Not now, not ever.

- I am Groot.

I am Groot.

Oh, I'll tell you when it's short enough.

I am Groot!
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