01x07 - Golden Nuggets

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(MUSIC PLAYING) ROCKET: If we're ever going to get the money for our new and fancy ship, we need to try new and fancy tactics.

You see that creature there?

That ugly thing

- creates droppings of pure gold.

- I am Groot?

No, they aren't those kind of droppings.

(FARTS) Well, I don't think they are.

All that matters Gold!

Now be real stealthy.

Trust me, you do not want to wake this thing up.

Bingo!

That ship will be mine!

(GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(GIGGLING) Groot!

(CLANKING)

(GRUNTS)

(GROWLS SOFTLY)

(SIGHS) Phew!

(GASPS)

(THUDDING)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(ROCKET EXCLAIMS)

(ROARS)

(ROCKET SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(PANTS)

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

(GROOT PANTING) ROCKET: Oh, come on!

(SHRIEKS)

(CLUCKING) ROCKET: We only got one of those things, but it might be enough to get us that ship.

(CRACKS) I am Groot.

(WHIMPERS)

- I am Groot.

- I am Groot.

Ugh!

Now we gotta go back and return this hideous baby.

Can't I win just one time?