01x04 - Mr. Stenchy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x04 - Mr. Stenchy

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Gantu: Come back here
with that experiment, trog!

Ha!

Don't worry, little
guy, we'll save you.

I'm wearing my seat belt,

so you can let 'er rip!

Meeba!

Whoo!

Unh!

Ugh... Well, where's my big bug?

I'm afraid the little girl
and the abomination...

Again?!

You and your loud stomping feet

and sh**ting blaster

can't get one experiment
from a little girl?

Tell me how lame
you are. Tell me?

Whoa. Hmm, well, there's
no right answer there.

I'd put it somewhere in the s's

between "shockingly
lame" and "stunningly lame."

Please. I'm having a meeting.

Stop it with all the not
paying attention to me!

Now get that experiment
before I come there

and nibble your flabby knuckles,

you blue-tinted
offspring of a fish!

Yes, sir!

Oh, wait! Sorry!
Self-serve only! Aah!

David says when you fill up

you should check
the tire pressure.

You're cuter than
anything on earth,

except maybe a potato bug.

Spuggydo!

Girl: Hey, there's lilo.

Should we invite her?

Weird-lo? No way!

Why would we want her to come?

Hey, guys! Wanna
see my new... no.

I didn't even say
what it was yet.

The answer is still no.

Ok.

If you don't want to see
the cutest thing ever...

You think bugs are cute.

I bet whatever it is it's ugly.

Yeah? Well, you're wrong.

He's even cuter than a potato...

Cuter than a potato?

Look at him! He is
cuter than a potato!

I want one!

I knew you'd like him.

Ahem!

You are formally invited to come

to the next f.H.G.H. Tea party.

Really?

Yay!

Um... what's that?

It stands for future
Hawaiian girls of Hawaii,

but you can only
come if you bring him.

Ok!

Stitch! This experiment

is making my friends like me!

Ooh! Aah!

I totally know the one
perfect place for this one.

He's gonna stay with us!

Yes, is designed
for to be irresistible.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Of course, other experiments
are immune to its charms.

Well, I think he's
absolutely precious,

not at all like
the little monster.

Uh, is... is best not
becoming attached.

It may look
harmless, but in reality

he's a ticking stinkbomb.

Stinkbomb?

This little guy?

Yeah. Very soon,

it will emit odor so noxious,

will make -square-mile area

uninhabitable for
decades! Ha ha ha ha ha!

But yet, he's cute
as garment fastener.

Well, he smells ok now.

is programmed
to start stinking

hours after activation

to allow time to
infiltrate target.

The problem is we have no way
of knowing when it was activated.

Is the smell really that bad?

Trust me.

Will have you losing many
lunches, his disgusting stench.

Well, that's what
I'm naming him...

Mr. Stenchy.

And I don't care
how much he reeks,

I'm keeping him.

No, no, no, no, no.

Tonight I make rocket

for to blast it out
of atmosphere.

But I need Mr. Stenchy
to go with me

to the f.H.G.H. Tea party.

Uh... Fine. Go
to alphabet party,

but remember to keep nose
peeled for starting stinking.

When rocket is ready,
is to say bye-bye.

Lilo: Tea, Mr. Stenchy?

Ahhh...

Pbbt!

And have a muffin.

Uhh! Huh?

Stop it!

Aagh!

Lilo, you get one more chance

to be in the f.H.G.H.

Tomorrow you bring Mr. Stenchy,

but leave your
disconfigured dog at home!

Stitch...

Why can't you be a nice tea lady

like Mr. Stenchy?

Aaah! Piz skizena gatu!

Lilo!

Hurry up if you want
to go to the store.

Kowakeni's closes at : .

Lilo: Coming! Wait up!

Stitch, you take good
care of Mr. Stenchy.

Don't let him put his
finger in any sockets

or flush himself
down the toilet.

Ok.

Have fun!

I know you'll be best friends.

Toni kachi.

Toni kachi?

Lilo?

Soda!

Hmm?

We meet again, trog.

Grrrr!

Aaah!

Ha hah!

Unh!

Ptui!

Noa quista! Ha ha!

One day you'll fail to protect
one of those experiments,

and I will take it away forever.

Iki bah!

I iki bah!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ La Dee dah Dee ♪
whoopsie!

Hah!

Oh, no!

Hah! Aha!

You're hiding him in the pantry!

Clever trog.

I'll take him... And
your tiny raviolis.

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Nani: What happened here?

Uh... ohh!

Where's Mr. Stenchy?

Hmm...

Gantu took him?

Eh... b-b-bye.

He even took the raviolis.

But what are we gonna
do about Mr. Stenchy?

Oh. probably is
being sent to hamsterviel

even as we speak.

Computer voice: Commencing
teleportation sequence.

Hah! I finally got you.

Hey, come on, fish
breath! You're jinxing it!

Still got time to
screw up, you know.

Bye bye.

Well, that was rather... Cute.

Cute little guy.

Cute... little... guy?

Oh, boy!

You are lunching on a
sucker sandwich, my friend,

with all the
trimmings, aren't ya?

I think Dr. Hamsterviel
can wait another day for you.

Nani: Starving yourself
won't bring him back, lilo.

But they all like Mr. Stenchy.

If I show up for the tea
party tomorrow without him,

they won't be my
friends anymore.

Ohh.

Is that what this is about?

Lilo, if they only liked you

because you had a cute
pet, then who needs 'em?

You gotta know who
your real friends are.

Like who?

Hmm? Like stitch, for one.

He's a royal pain,
but he's loyal,

and he'd never, ever, ever

do anything that would hurt you.

That's a true friend.

I know. Stitch is the best.

I wouldn't trade him
for anything or anybody.

Oh, lilo.

Aloha, myrtle.

Sorry.

I couldn't bring Mr. Stenchy.

What do you mean?
He's here already,

but he's acting kind of weird.

Stit... uh, I mean, Mr. Stenchy!

What are you doing here?

Mr. Stenchy, would
you like a cup of oolong?

That's Chinese for tea.

Epp.

Um, I'm kinda running out.

Ahh!

- Ehh.
- Ahh.

Is being weird contagious?

Because I think Mr. Stenchy's

catching it from lilo.

Mr. Stenchy's
turning into a monster!

He already is a monster!

He's lilo's disconfigured dog!

Fugicha! Blecch!

Aaaaah!

The window!

My mom's gonna
ground me for life!

Aaah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa... Whoa, whaaah!

Can you get
grounded for infinity?

Lilo, softly: Come on, stitch.

You are out of the
f.H.G.H. Forever!

Lilo: Stitch...

I know why you dressed
up like Mr. Stenchy.

Huh?

You were trying to
impress the f.H.G.H. For me.

Uh... yeah, yeah.

I wish I was more like you.

Me?

You were being a true friend...

loyal and unselfish.

Not me.

I only kept Mr. Stenchy

to make the f.H.G.H. Like me.

If I hadn't had done that,

gantu wouldn't
have found him here.

And now Mr. Stenchy will
never find his one true place,

even though you tried
so hard to protect him.

Yeah.

Chipa.

Hah!

There you go, nice and comfy,

right next to daddykins.

What is that?

It's a beddy-weddy for the
little guy's nappy-wappy-poo.

I think I'm gonna
be sicky-wicky-poo.

You're not jealous, are you?

Ah, for ju... me? Please!

All that sugar just
makes me queasy.

I gotta get some air.

Here's a beddy-weddy
for his nappy-wappy-poo.

Hah! Never made
me a cute little bed.

Akata!

Ah, do we have to do this now?

I just ate.

Akata!

Trog in the house! Gantu!

Yeah, I can do that move, too,

if I wasn't so bloated.

Nagakata!

Hello, abomination!

Chuta!

Let's see now...

We need a nice desert asteroid

for the little trog
to call home.

Mr. Stenchy: Toni kachi.

Cute little guy.

Mmm, mmm.

Best sandwich I've ever had.

How can he even say that?

Does he toast
your bread for you,

hand-slice your pickle,
does he? Does he?!

Stitch: Oh, dajully so itza?

No! I am not jealous
of that little ratball!

Uh-huh.

I'm not!

Imika wipo.

You can do that?

Oh, yeah.

Stitch...

Could you turn off the computer?

That looks like... Gantu's ship!

Stitch went to save Mr. Stenchy!

Ah, this looks like
a nice desolate spot.

Let me out of here!

What happened? Where's ?

He's a lot more
motivated than me.

I didn't stand a
chance. He is so strong!

Yee-hah!

Gah! What the... trog!

Can't see!

Hey!

There, there.

Ooh!

Ha haah! The bigger they are,

the more their landing.

Or something very close to that.

Stitch!

Lilo!

Come on! Let's get out of here!

Pagadu gogo!

Come on, little guy, come to me.

No! Mr. Stenchy, come to us.

We'll find the one
place you belong.

Eh... eh... huh.

That's right. Come to me.

I would never do what he did.

What who did?

That abomination locked
poor little guy in a pantry.

Stitch would never
do something like that.

Never!

Iki.

You mean... You did?

Uh-huh.

But why?

Were you jealous of Mr. Stenchy?

Ehh.

Ok, I'll forgive you for locking
Mr. Stenchy in the pantry

if you forgive me for
letting him hog all the love.

I mean, jealousy stinks,

but we're still friends.

Ok.

Both: Come on, Mr. Stenchy!

Come to me, little guy.

I'm your friend.
I... Ugh! That smell!

is about to blow!

Ahh!

This delightful aroma is what
everyone's worked up about?

P.u.!

You like it?

On my planet, this
would be considered

a rare, valuable perfume.

Ahh!

Smells like my first date.

No. It can't be
true. It's a trick.

It's true. is full of stink.

Give to me. I have
rocket in buggy.

We can blast him away.

Away? Never!

I'll never... phew!

Ok, take him.

Oof! Ika!

You make great choice
but for wrong reason.

I still slime you.

Uhh... oof!

Looks like it's just
you and me again...

Daddykins.

Bye, Mr. Stenchy.

Thanks for all the fun!

How can you be so heartless,

blasting him into deep space,

all alone?

Not to be worried.

Lilo chose the one perfect
place for Mr. Stenchy,

a place where he is to be loved.

Where is that delicious
aroma coming from?

From that little guy!

Ohh, he is so cute!

And he smells just
like our first date.
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