01x08 - Yapper

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

That's it.

"Eggs, bread, peanut butter."

Didn't we buy all
this stuff days ago?

What? Mmm!

Didn't you eat it?

Oh... right.

You ate everything.

Good morning, lilo.

Damoona!

Stitch!

Hoo-hoo-ah! Whah ha ha!

You know you're not
supposed to eat coffee

after that incident
with the rooster.

Oh, no, thank you, dear.

I just had my tetanus booster.

Oh, your dog's thirsty.

I can bring him a bowl.

It's ok.

Arrrgh!

Unh!

He just ate too much coffee.

Ooh! Arr! Blb-bb-rrrr!

It makes him disregulated.

Ooh! Ah!

Stitch!

Looks like your weird dog

needs to go to obedience school.

Yeah! Yeah!

Stitch is obedient.

He just has a
problem with coffee.

Stitch, shut it off!

You have a dog?

We prefer the term "fur person."

I found her, and
her name is gigi.

She's going to the
national junior dog show

in Honolulu this weekend.

Hmm...

But you wouldn't know
anything about dog shows.

I know everything
about dog shows!

Aah! Stitch! Owrrg!

Sorry. It's the coffee.

Gigi's coiffeur!

Lilo: Found it.

Come on, gigi. Let's
get you to the pet salon

and away from the riffraff.

Lilo: We're going to Honolulu.

Stitch is gonna
be in a dog show.

As soon as he comes
down off the java.

Ah! I can't go to
Honolulu. I'm too busy.

Well, we gotta go.

Myrtle bragged about taking gigi

to the junior dog
show in Honolulu

and called us riffraff.

That's bad... Right?

Why don't you just stay
away from those girls?

Because they're my friends.

People who are mean
to you aren't your friends.

But they're the only ones
I've got besides stitch.

I bet if stitch wipes the floor
with myrtle's dog at the show,

myrtle will beg to be my friend.

Lilo, to make a friend
you have to be a friend,

not wipe the floor
with their dog.

Why not let the
little girl to go?

What can it hurt?

We will... how you
say... Chaperone.

You promise to watch her?

As if she were
precious treasure.

Crossing my heart.

And I will make sure
she brushes her teeth

and wears her seat belt

and never talks to rangers.

Strangers.

No strangers?

But some of the most interesting
people to talk to are strang...

Right. No strangers.

Pretty please?

I have been dying
to see Honolulu.

Ok, she can go.

Yay! Yay!

Not to worry, larger girl.

We'll take very good
care of small sibling.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Hey, goin' out to catch a
useless experiment, huh?

Useless, perhaps.

But this one should be easy.

Yeah, right, Halibut head,

that's what you said about
the other or dozen.

Oh, but I have a new strategy.

Since the little girl
and the abomination

always seem one
step ahead of me,

I'll simply follow them.

Heh heh heh heh!

Ugh! Thundershower.

Hmm. Maybe hamsterfield
doesn't need this experiment.

He's in jail, anyway.

How would he find out if...

That's exactly
what he said, sir:

Maybe hamsterfield
doesn't need this experiment.

Don't forget your umbrella.

Grrr!

How are we gonna
get to Honolulu?

In style.

I've got this.

They gave you a credit card?

A credit card? Oh, no, no, no.

They gave me ,

and I'm not even a citizen.

Is this a great planet or what?

All aboard for Honolulu!

Honolulu?

Well, that was just fascinating.

I ordered bottles of
perfume and a watch,

and they gave
me... Free peanuts.

Earth technology is
like flying in tin can:

Loud and bumpy.

At last... The big city.

Oh, ha ha! Heh heh heh!

I know you've always
wanted to see a big city.

Ha! See big city?

programmed
to destroy big city.

But he won't

because he wants to be good

and help me win the dog show

and show myrtle
we're not riffraff!

Right, stitch?

Mm-hmm.

Mr. and Mrs. jukeeba...

adults, one child and one dog.

Aah!

Digaday!

Stitch, no fighting.

Now, how did you
want to pay for this?

Pay? Whatever do you mean?

I have this baby.

Dog's name?

Stitch.

And what exactly is
your dog's breed, dear?

Blue-furred ectoplasmic
detection dog.

Ancient Egyptians used him

to contact their mummy
relatives in the underworld.

Uh... I don't see
any... he's very rare,

probably the last of his breed.

Only the top dog people
even know about him.

Oh, that blue-furred ectoplasmic
detection dog, of course.

Now, in what competition
would you like to enter your dog,

agility, retrieving,
or best in breed?

Myrtle: How about best in freak?

You're not actually entering
the dog show, are you?

Hmm.

Your disconfigured terrier
doesn't stand a chance.

Grrr...

Enter stitch and me
in all the competitions.

Well, that's a first.

Just what are you
trying to prove?

That we're not riffraff,

that stitch can b*at
your..."Fur person."

Ha ha! Ha!

No way! Besides, we're not
entering all the competitions.

Shoulda known you'd be scared.

Scared?! Ha!

Myrtle edmonds never
turns down a challenge,

and neither does gigi!

Enter us in all the
competitions, too.

Tomorrow's judgment day,

and you and your freakish mutt

are goin' down!

Rise and shine, people!

It's a beautiful
day in Honolulu.

So many sights to see!

It's : !

We overslept! Stitch, wake up!

Oh, no! He went out
to destroy the city.

Ooh! I've always
wanted to witness that.

Udada?

Oh, I thought...
Well, never mind.

I don't believe it!

I drank sodas and ate
all the nuts and candies

in this little box yesterday,

and it's restocked
itself magically!

I thought my planet
was advanced.

But we've got nothing
on the magical box.

Come on, stitch.

We've got a dog show to win.

Announcer: Aloha
kids and canines!

Welcome to the ninth annual
national junior dog show!

I'm mitzi suzuki, president
of the junior kennel club.

Joining me is kato Stewart,

teen surf champion
and all-around nice guy.

Just call me the dog
dude today. Yeah.

Please welcome this
year's junior handlers

and their proud pooches!

Ok, now let's show
myrtle what you're made of.

We have some really
interesting dogs here today,

including the very rare

blue-furred, ectoplasmic
detection dog.

Is it that blue dude over there?

Mitzi: I believe it is, kato.

Apparently, the blue-furred,

ectoplasmic detection dog

is an ancient breed
used by Egyptians

in the great beyond.

Sit your dogs, please.

Uhh. Uhh.

That was good.

Now around the ring, please.

Grr!

Ha ha ha!

Kato: Half-Nelson! Cool!

This is just like pro wrestling.

Pleakley: Isn't it magnificent?

Diamond head, the most
famous volcanic crater

in the world.

It was once called Lea'hi

or "brow of the tuna" by
the ancient Hawaiians,

though it doesn't look
like a tuna brow to me.

Jumba?

No more... Hiking!

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

It's good for you.

Must to be... Sitting.

Would you just
look at this view?

It makes me feel so alive.

It's as if I'm at one

with everything in the universe.

Hyperaware, you
might say, jumba.

Hyperaware.

Woman: Wow! Look at her.

Man: Yay!

Mitzi: That lovely shih tzu is

certainly in the
running for first prize

in the agility category.

Yeah, and it's got the "looks like
a rat in a wig" category sewn up.

I mean, do they breed
'em like that on purpose

or is it some kind of mutant?

Break a leg... Or .

Now we're talking!

Kato: Here comes the blue dude!

Man: Yay!

Man: Wow!

Yay! Whoo!

Yes!

You gotta stay hydrated.

Mitzi: Well, obviously
the blue-furred,

ectoplasmic detection dog
is quite the little acrobat!

He rocks.

Ho ho ho ho!

Uhh! Aah!

Whoa! Now that is agility!

Ah! Eee! Ah! Whaa! Eee!

Wadolla.

Ta-da!

Uhh!

Shih tzu takes agility.

In your face, riffraff.

Ohh.

Aloha, and welcome
to iolani palace,

the official residence
of king David kalakaua

and his queen kapiolani

from until .

Look!

Genuine native Hawaiian garb.

And I thought they
only wore grass skirts.

Isn't this place fascinating?

Well, at least
there's no hiking.

Look!

An antique bi-hold water
skimming transport system!

Pardon me, earthform,

have you seen any
abominations in the vicinity?

Yes, is very pretty,
but no weaponry.

Look!

Gantu?

What is he doing here?

Must be experiment loose.
We should be following.

Listen, so what if gantu catches

one little experiment.

We've got sightseeing to do!

Yeah, only problem is

experiment could be
turned to evil purpose.

Would upset little girl.

We promised bigger girl
to be taking care of her.

Well, then keep all four eyes

peeled for the experiment.

It could be anywhere.

Bla bla bla bla!

You can do it, stitch.

This is our last chance
to b*at myrtle and gigi.

Try fat chance.

Wait! Wait for me!

No waiting. Is wasting time.

Well, for your information,

it wasn't a total waste.

I didn't get to go on the tour,

but I did get these
genuine replica earrings

based on real door
hinges of the iolani palace.

Bah! In your species

is too much eye,
not enough brain.

Where is gantu going?

Looks like he's
heading to our hotel.

You know, maybe he's not here

to catch an experiment at all.

Maybe he's on vacation.

Gantu never go on vacation.

Ye-ah!

You know, this shreds.

I thought it would
be a total drag

hanging out with all
these dog show geeks,

but look at you.

You're a total hottie
in those glasses.

Ok... Now it all
comes down to this.

Mitzi: The big
kahuna best in show.

Ectoplasmic blue dude!

Ectoplasmic blue dude!

Lovely coat...

But this one has
such rare coloring.

Yes, quite strong and
sturdy with exotic markings.

Grr!

Judge: Hmm, these teeth
are simply remarkable!

Perhaps the best
specimen of a blue-furred,

ectoplasmic detection dog

I have ever seen.

What's the strongest
coffee you have?

Uh... It's for my mom.

We have a lovely Espresso.

Stronger.

Oh, well I do have something

for the adventurous connoisseur.

Special sumatran
triple bean blend.

I must warn you,
it's very potent.

Lay it on me.

We're doing great.

Now all we gotta
do is not mess up.

Now stay hydrated.

Oh.

Ooooh.

Yack! Uhh! Uhh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Blaaa! Blaaa!

Security!

Naga!

Stitch?

What's wrong?

Did you have... coffee?

Judge: Shih tzu
takes best in show.

Good riddance, losers.

Myrtle.

Please, earthforms,
do not panic.

I'm only here to
capture the abomination,

then I'll be gone.

I smell abomination.

Uh, looks like we
have a late entry

into the show.

He's some sort of
big, scary looking dog.

Definitely not in the toy group.

Grr! Grr!

What's gantu doing here?

Experiment must be
loose somewhere in arena.

Rarr!

Waaah!

Ow! Trog!

Aah! Uhh!

Stitch! Are you ok?

Laser battle.

Mitzi, how do teach
a dog to do that?

I'm leaving.

You have no respect
for dogs whatsoever.

What?! I love dogs!

Mitzi!

Gantu: Bah!

Uhh!

Look out!

Ooh! Ooh!

Stitch!

Are you ok?

I'm ok. I'm fluffy.

Uhh! Uhh!

Bummer.

The little blue dude is down.

Gantu: Grr!

Don't hurt me!

I'm gifted!

It's not you I want.

My gigi!

My experiment!

Pleakley: Your what?

Dr. Jumba: Experiment .

Did not to recognize

after so many grooming
and much ribbons.

Gigi... Is an experiment?

Sure, very early project.

Can lay down, sit, fetch,

annoy neighbors
with evil shrill bark.

He's taking my dog.

No, he's not.

I'm generally against the
use of caffeinated beverages,

but this is an emergency.

Ah, ah, ah... Ohh!

Hyah!

Aah!

Gigi!

I almost lost you.

Let's hear it for the blue dude!

Best in show! Best in show!

Best in show! Best in show!

Crowd: Best in show!

Hear that?

They're cheering for you.

Blaa. Hmm.

Crowd, chanting: Best
in show! Best in show!

Best in show...

Here. Gigi and I don't need
this stupid trophy, anyways.

We know we're the best.

I think that's thank
you in myrtle language.

Guess we should find a container

so you can do your whole

find the one place
it belongs thingy.

I think the little yapper
already found its home.

You would leave
experiment with mean girl?

It's like nani said.

If you want to make a friend,

you need to be a friend.

But she's not being
friends with you.

No, but she is with gigi.

That's a start.

Lilo: Maybe someday
she'll graduate

to being friends with me, too.

Pleakley: Soaps, shampoos...

Bath robe... Love it!

It's just like being there!

All the mail was
for you, pleakley.

Looks like it's all bills.

Bills?

What are bills?

Bills are what you
owe when you charge

on your credit cards.

Oh? As in money?

Nobody ever asked
me for any money.

Oh, my goodness!

Is that a balance due

or an intergalactic zip code?!

Pleakley: How can
they do this to me?

I'm not even a citizen!