01x09 - Yin-Yang

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x09 - Yin-Yang

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Huh? What the...

Uhh! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Must I do everything
around here?

Computer: Warning.
Experiments and activated.

By the luck of
the fupaku nebula.

experiments at the same time.

Do you realize what this means?

Dr. Hamsterviel will pay a
double bounty on delivery.

Uh, ?

!

Oh, yow.

Not what I like to see
when I first wake up.

Uhh!

I've been thinking.

Ooh, careful.

Don't hurt yourself
using all that brain power.

It's time you started pulling
your weight around here.

You're going to help me
capture those experiments.

You know what,
babe? I would love to,

but I can't.

It would cut into my
sandwich schedule. Yow!

Add this to your schedule...

A knuckle sandwich.

Just lost my appetite.

Fine. I'll go. Tee!

Whoa. Hold on, brainiac.

Don't you think it'd
be better if we split up

and each went after
one experiment?

What, I just leave
you alone to goof off?

If little gantu needs
me to hold his hand

and go with him, I will.

Fine. We'll each catch our own.

Good. I'll just pack
some sandwiches.

Lilo: Sorry. You're wrong.

Mummies are good, but
werewolves are better.

No way. Werewolves
move too quick.

Slow moving monsters
are way scarier.

You almost ready?

We got to go shred those waves.

Surf's up! Cowabunga!

Stitch! I got to wax it first.

Unh!

Give me that!

Lilo: Whoa! Ooh! Ow!

Way to go, big ears.

You two ought to
be working together

instead of against each other,

like yin and Yang.

Yin and who?

Yang. very different things

that come together to
make one good thing,

like Harmony.

Like the winds from the north

and the current from the south

combining to create
a righteous surf.

Like the lava from the volcano

and the water from the ocean

merging to make an island.

Like lilo and stitch cooperating

to wax a surfboard. Yeah?

Rrr!

Stop eating that!

It'll clog you!

Uhh!

That was the last piece of wax.

This is not Harmony.

Hey, you! Out of the way!

Come on! Move it!

Time share clock's a-ticking.

Oh! Aah!

Oh!

That's cold, you little brat!

Uhh!

Aah!

Uhh!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

I'm telling you.

Balls of fire were
sh**ting out of its back.

It completely melted my x .

It's a walking
volcano, I tell you.

Yeah, whatevers.

So, are you going
to move this thing,

or do I have to write a ticket?

I don't know what
David was talking about.

I could've waxed
that board without you.

Naga tay.

Could to, because I'm smarter.

Hmm. Wah naga tiggy ta.

Ok, so you're faster than me.

Wait up!

Wow.

Cousin?

Ohana or not,

we should stop him from
melting cars and stuff.

If we can just herd him
back into the alley, then...

Stitch!

Wait!

Uhh!

Uhh. Hava ha. Gaba jooka.

You better not be blaming me.

I had a good plan...

Until you came in all, "rarr!"

Ooh! Uhh!

Stitch, you're hurting him!

Help!

Uhh! Unh!

You had him, all right.

Tying up his
arms like a pretzel.

It was hurting
him, you big bully.

Noogis sha.

It was not my fault.

Noogis sha.

Was not.

Was not! Noogis sha!

Experiments identified.

Here is on and .

series all elementals.

Designed for... how you say...

Distraction.

is lava spouter...
Very dangerous.

Same for ... big shpritzer.

Make you soggy in big hurry.

Hello? He's toast,
and I'm soaked.

We know all that.

There is more jumba must inform

little girl and .

Is very important

and do
not come in contact.

Why?

If they were to touch,

could be cataclysmic disaster

of epic proportions.

Why?

Because of massive
release of quantum energy.

plus equal one big boom.

What is it with you
and the big booms

and the evil and
the destruction?

Why didn't you
create any experiments

to do something constructive,

like, say, oh, I
don't know, ironing?

I am genius only,

not miracle worker. Heh heh.

I would've caught that

if koala head hadn't stopped me.

Fava no poogy.

is not agreeing.

In fact, he is saying he
would've captured ,

but you were throwing
monkey tool in works.

That is so not true!

I can totally capture an
experiment without you!

Dubba da!

Meego dogga! Ungasa!
Woojo naga dogga!

Again denies all your words.

He says he can catch
experiment without you.

Get it?

You're on!

Fee boogoo!

Oh, ho!

accepts little
girl's challenge.

Of course, genetically
superior

will easily catch his target

before little girl. Ha.

Pshaw! He's
nothing without lilo.

She has earth
brains, earth instincts.

He's just a monster.

Perhaps willing to make a wager?

Willing? I am dying to,

but galactic wagering
rules require stakes.

Ha ha. Stakes are best part.

Let's see. Ha.

Loser of bet must perform

dreaded glocknar
ceremonial dance.

The funky glocknar?

The witless dance
of a thousand hours?

Ha ha.

Is one eye scared like
bock bock earth fowl

which crosses road?

Not this one eye,
senor four eyes.

Hey, experiment tracks.

Come to papa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, this is too easy.

There, now.

You just get
comfortable while I...

If I had a little help,

this sort of thing
wouldn't happen.

!

You worthless twerp!

Huh? What? Ohh. Oh, gantu.

I was just, uh, listening...

For a place to dig a trap.

I knew you'd goof
off if I left you alone.

You're coming with me.

All right. If you need
me to come bail you out,

I suppose I can do it.

Nobody bails me out.
I do my own bailing.

And don't let me catch
you goofing off again.

Hey, hey, hey!

You didn't even notice
my sandwich trap.

That took me, like,
one minute to set up.

I am so underappreciated.

must prepare.

Competition not to take lightly.

For catching lava experiment,

we have lazy oven mitts.

Except I can't remember
why I call them lazy.

Ha! Not lazy, laser.

Now I'm remembering,
use all my brains.

As a competent
experiment catcher

is a well-prepared
experiment catcher,

I've broken into my
personal collection

of state of the art earth
anti-water technology.

Prepare for armament.

Pressurized buoyancy hoop.

Check.

Anti-water eye shield.

Check.

Sub-surface breathing apparati.

Check.

Webbed appendage
locomotive aids.

Check.

And this is laser shield.

Ooh.

Ha! Cha!

Huh?

Mmm.

Waah! Ooh!

Laser shield not for snacking.

Water eliminator squares.

Lilo: Ok.

Absorbency sheets.

Right.

Manual dryness promoter.

Got it.

Bathing cap. We don't
want to get our hair wet.

Hmm?

Don't worry this
time. Not laser.

Blaster is loaded
with anti-heat foam.

Ow!

Whoa! Ohh.

Again, my mistaking.

Heh heh. Ok.

Now is loaded with
anti-heat foam. Heh heh.

One sh*t, all lava is stopped.

Oh!

Oy.

And you absolutely must have

this expanding
h- -o shield array.

Check.

To quote the exciting
action-adventure genre

of earth entertainment,

you are ready to rock and roll!

Uh, lilo?

Lilo!

Oh, no! I've buried her alive!

Why, oh, why didn't I stop?

Hang on! I'm coming!

Somebody dial those numbers!

She's been smushed to atoms,

and it's all my fault.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

May the best hunter
win. Heh heh heh.

Of course, I mean huntress.

In your sleep time
delusions, buddy.

Ha ha ha ha!

There it is. I see it.

It's fascinating. Do you see it?

It's right there. I
can't believe I see it.

You see it, right?

Lilo: Shh!

I'll take that as a yes.

!

Little girl is about to win bet.

I mean challenge.

They're closing in. Hurry!

Yaah! Waah!

Stitch: Ooh!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Ohh!

Well, if this isn't just peachy.

Is about to get more peach like.

Lava and water experiments
have seen each other.

World can only hope

experiments go separate ways.

Eh, so much for hope.

At least we have good
seat for big disaster.

When they make contact

is going to be disaster
of end-worlding size.

I can't look!

I mean, I can. I
just don't want to.

Lilo: We got dibs
on those, big dummy.

They're ours. Now go away!

I'm so sorry. I don't see

your name on them anywhere,

which means I win.

As you earth forms say, aloha.

I guess this
means the bet's off.

Ohh! designed to never quit.

Yeah? Well, me, neither.

Come on, pleakley.

Let's find gantu and
give him a wedgie.

But he's so well-armed.

And then there's the whole
boxers or briefs question.

Aah!

Nugasa no fini.

Jumba: Yes, , is true.

Little girl may be
cute and family,

but in this contest, we
must crush her like bun.

has super speed.

Flip you on the seaside,

my one-eyed, soon to
be glocknar dancing friend.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Bye-bye!

If stitch wins,

I'll be doing the
dreaded glocknar

until the bovines
return to their domiciles.

Don't worry. I know a shortcut.

Oh!

Pleakley: Wait up! Oh!

Ha! Double bounty.

What shall I buy?

Hmm. Some earth form
dropped a sandwich.

Egg salad.

Hey!

Oh, great.

All right, I got you,
mister... gantu?

Did you hear that?

Both experiments
have escaped again,

thanks to you.

Ohh. Oh, no.

Oh, that is so pathetic,

that you have to blame
me for your screw up.

Hmm. If we had worked
together in the first place

like I said,

we wouldn't be in this mess.

The big dummy is right, stitch.

Eh.

Maybe if we work together...

Never mind making up.

First be finding and

and making certain they do
not make with the touching

or tapping or patting.

Why do you keep saying that?

If I'm telling once, I'm
telling more than once.

Lava genius experiment
and water genius experiment

must not touch.

Well, wait a minute.

That's not what David said.

And what does local
surfer boy know of this?

Maybe it was what
he was trying to tell us

about yin and Yang.

very different
things come together

to make one good thing.

Like peanut butter and jelly

or doughnuts and mustard.

Stitch and lilo?

Yeah.

Ohh. Little girl is right.

Lava and water
together is expl*sive, yes,

but good is making land.

Huh. Missed that one.

Am having off day for geniusing.

Come on, partner.

Goo badga.

Cute little girl
once again reunited

with hideous
monster of destruction.

So beautiful.

Is our bet still on?

You better believe it, one eye.

Unh!

Oh!

Ha ha! Lilo's
clever plan worked.

I win!

No, no, no. It was
's strength and agility

that caught experiment.

I am winning.

Nope.

We caught him at the
same exact time together.

Right, stitch?

Uhh. Uhh.

Which means we tied.

Yeah... oh. No. Is not good.

Intergalactic wagering rules

state, in the event of a tie,

both parties must pay the bet.

We both lose.

Pleakley: Oh, ha ha!

Hee hee heh heh ha ha ha!

Whoo!

Hee hee hee!

♪ Dance that funky
glocknar, four eyes ♪

♪ you're dancing
witless glocknar, too ♪

Both: ♪ we're glocking
for a thousand hours ♪

♪ stick out your glocknar ♪

♪ and shake it till you're
glocka-glocka through ♪

Hee hee! Like glue!

Hee hee heh heh ha ha ha!

Ooh, fascinating.

Ok, I'm cramping up.

Keep dancing.

hours and minutes left.

Now it's time for you guys

to learn about yin and Yang.

Yin and Yang!

I totally forgot about David.

So, lilo, what does this

have to do with yin and Yang?

It's when opposite things

come together to make one thing.

Right? Watch this.

Wow. They're making
a whole new island.

Now, that is yin and Yang.

And stitch and I are
yin and Yang, too...

Brains and brawn,
earth girl and alien,

combining to make one kick-butt

experiment-catching team.

Uhh!

Do you think mummies
and werewolves

could work together

to make one really
scary monster?

Nah. Mummies kick
all over werewolves.

Wanna bet? Loser
does the glocknar.

Ok.

What's the glocknar?
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