01x10 - Kixx

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Oh, the natural
beauty is stunning.

Just perfect for your
next condo development.

Next time, we
take the helicopter.

Ahh.

Beautiful.

Let's go.

Hai! Hai hai!

If we ever take another
hike, we're driving.

Naju jeetah! Hai! Hai! Hai!

Oh, what is it?

Some kind of wild pig.

Just walk around it.

Yowgli.

Ok, you don't want
to mess with me.

I know important people.

I'm a vice president... oof!

I... Have a parking... Space.

Heh heh ha ha ha!

So, what'll it be today?

Ham salad or...

Today's special,
peanut butter...

And pineapple?

Can't you make anything
beside sandwiches?

Oh, yeah. Panini.

Hmm... what's that?

That's Italian for sandwiches.

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Hand-to-hand combat.

Ha! No match for me.

I'll have this one
caught in no time.

Wow.

Hmm? Hmm.

Yeah.

Hey.

Oh, man.

You are a skateboard genius.

Thanks, lilo.

Uh, what's your dog doing?

He's just curious.

Hmm.

Ta-ta. Tee-tee.

Oh!

Hey, my shoes!

He only eats the left ones.

Ah!

Oh, my macadamia nuts.

Can I try your
skateboard? Thanks!

Whoa! Dude, I don't know.

I should give you a
couple lessons first.

I don't need
lessons. I'm a natural.

Suit yourself.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

Um, why don't
you just try it again?

Put all the weight on your
nose and lean forward.

I'm skateboarding
queen of the universe!

Whoa!

Crazy bail.

Are you ok?

Skateboarding is stupid.

Hey, no pain, no gain.

You can't expect to
learn it all in one try.

I tried twice!

Heh. This time, I'll
teach you how to stop.

I know how to stop.

I'm stopping skateboarding.

Let's go, stitch.

Looki bah.

If keoni had a
better skateboard,

I wouldn't have fell.

Are you ok?

Why are you walking backwards?

Maybe you just
need a coffee break.

This is a grande.

That's café talk for large.

Better? Unh.

Eww, what happened to you?

You look like my doll scrump

after she got run over.

We were att*cked
on your so-called

tranquil makika trail by
some hideous purple pig

with arms. I'm
a vice president.

Did you hear that, stitch?

A purple pig with arms.

Blah. Cousin.

Blah...

Jumba: Ah, yes, x- .

Oh, is trouble. He is big bully.

Sole purpose is to pick fights.

Will defeat anyone,
except, maybe, .

No experiment can b*at stitch.

Stitch is undefeatable.

Right, stitch?

Deh blah. Dess blah.

Come on. We've gotta catch .

And you're driving.

Lilo: You really aren't
yourself today, are you?

Oh, man...

b*at up a
bunch more tourists.

Drive faster!

Now, keep your eyes out.

is around here somewhere.

Aah! Pujahta!

Naju jeetah!

Miga!

Ohh.

Blah blah. Hai hai hai.

Egonala kushtah!

You don't scare stitch!

He's the greatest
fighter in the universe!

Show him, stitch!

And he can see forever.

Even in the dark.

Dabiah?

And he can lift ,
times his weight!

So, get ready to have
your keister kicked!

Ohh...

As soon as he pulls
his face out of the mud.

Hai! Hai! Hai!

Stitch, you ok?

Blah blah.

Boogalah! Hai!

Don't mess with me!

I took on myrtle edmonds.

Of course, she only has arms.

Well, what have we here?

Big stinky-head!

Looks like your little pet

was no match for .

Ha! Hai! Hai!

What? You want to fight?

You think you can take me, trog?

Yeah!

Well, bring it o... oof!

Stitch... get up.

Move your tail.

Huh?

We gotta get out of here.

Now!

Come on.

You want a piece of me?

He doesn't need a sh*t, does he?

We'll see.

Is printing test results now.

What on earth is that rattling?

Sweet marmalade, jumba.

What have you done
to the little monster now?

Jumba's diagnosing
stitch 'cause he's sick.

What are you knitting?

My very own earth sock.

So, what's wrong with him?

I will be knowing in one moment.

Hmm.

What's that? I see.

I have diagnosis.

What is it?

He ate macadamia nut.

That's it?

Is that bad?

Normally, macadamia
nut is delicious snack,

but data indicates he
also ate tennis shoe.

A left one.

But he spit it up.

Not soon enough.

Combination palmitoleic acid

in macadamia nut oil

and tennis shoe rubber

created same chemical
compound as kresonite.

Kresonite? Aw, eww.

It's toxic stuff.

It ruins your complexion.

Ruined mine, anyway.

So, what'd that
stuff do to stitch?

Caused system to shut down.

He is like computer crashing.

Wipe out all training memory.

's superpowers
go super-kaput.

How will he stop if he
can't remember how to fight?

Ahh.

We'll have to
re-train from scratch.

You did it once.

You could do it again.

Right? Wrong.

Last time, training
gave me slipped disk.

So, who's gonna re-train stitch?

Me?

Excellent idea.

Here are training manuals.

Must re-train in agility,

hand-eye coordination,
and strength.

Wishing you for good luck!

Ekahta!

You're supposed to
jump out of the way.

But... no pain, no gain.

We're still in training.

It's like keoni said,
"no pain, no gain."

If you don't practice,
you don't get perfect.

Training blah.

Ha ha!

Oof!

Ha! Ha! Hee! Ha!

Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ohh...

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Newscaster: This just
in, the purple pugilist pig

was just seen
running down pier .

It appears he's
headed for muscle bay.

Ogahta! Ogahta!

Almost. But not yet.

We've got one more
training manual to go.

Fighting four-armed beasts.

Stitch ready.

Don't you think this
might come in handy?

Kualajistah! Ya ya ya!

Stitch, no!

You're gonna get
your keister kicked!

Stitch!

Could I borrow these? I'll bring
'em back. I promise. Thanks!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Hey!

Unh!

Whoa!

Aah!

Whoa!

Aah!

Whoa!

Keoni!

Look out!

Whoa!

Lilo!

I can't stop!

How do you stop this thing?

Thanks, keoni.

I gotta go!

Whoa. What's the big hurry?

I was teaching stitch
how to fight a monster,

and he ran off
before he was ready.

Just like a friend of mine

who ran off before I could
teach her how to stop.

Ok, I'm wrong. Now, gimme!

You're not going
anywhere on a 'board.

Not till I teach
you how to stop.

Ok, but hurry.

How could it b*at me?

I'm an expert at
martial arts.

Judo, galaxian
jujitsu... you're lyin'.

The only martial art you know
is tai Kwon get your butt kicked.

I will not be made a fool of.

Too late.

I will capture you.

Ahh.

Koweezah kwah.

Hee hee ha ha.

Sabatuah jeetah!

Wait your turn, brother.

Whoa!

That's the purple pig that's
been beatin' on everyone.

Let's get him.

Kweez dachay!

Unh.

Ok, I'm good for today.

Yeah, don't want to overdo it.

Ok, yeah, that's it for me.

Yeah, I have to,
uh, pick up my mom.

Yeah!

Stitch: Togahdah kwistah! Huh?

Uhgohdah kwistah!

Ugahta.

Ungabba.

Gabba... whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Stitch. It's me.

Ohh, jumba?

Pretty close.

Lilo! Blah.

I think I can save you.

But you have to
let me teach you.

Chapter .

Fighting four-armed monsters.

Hai! Hai! Hai!

It says, "roll into a ball."

Uhh!

Now, uh, butt-head.

Huh?

I mean, a head-butt.

Slide to the left!

Hey, squid eyes.

The little guy's
gettin' slammed.

Now's your chance.

I'm waiting for
them to tire out.

Right. You're just chicken.

Whalah!

Wahchee wah!

Uh-oh. Triple flingo!

Triple flingo...
Triple flingo... Here!

"Defend with a
kezorkian bazungi bat."

We don't play bazungiball here.

Aah!

"Finally, capture your
four-armed monster

with a laxurite lasso."

You did it, stitch!

Ogahta... ogahta... Oga...

Nap time? I understand.

You rest, I'll drive.

Now's your best sh*t.

Unless you can't
handle the little girl.

Heh heh heh.

I'll take both of
these tired little trogs.

Stay away from
them, stinky-head!

Ow! Careful! That's my bad leg.

Buh-bye.

All right, you little
brat, you asked for it.

Hey, stinky-head! This way!

Stop calling me that!

Ha! Gotcha!

Oh, blitznack.

Aah! I don't know how to stop!

I'll teach you!

Aah!

Aloha!

Stinky-head.

Ah! Ha ha ha!

There goes that tae
Kwon get your butt kicked!

Thanks. Teaching is good.

Yeah... good.

But what are we gonna do
with your little cousin kixx?

Teaching is good.

Hai! Hai! Hai!

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Hey, stinky-head.

Just order the tape already.

Don't call me that!

Ow!