01x11 - Splodyhead

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

By the power vested in me

by the state of Hawaii,

I pronounce you man and... aagh!

What??

Duck and cover, padre!

Ooh!

Hee-hee hee-hee!

Eh, can I kiss her now?

Game point!

Whoa!

Ptt-yah!

Huh? Huh?

Aah! Aah!

Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha!

Stitch!

Wa-a-a-atch... Out!

Doo-dah?

Aaaah!

Oof!

Uh-oh.

You and your pet toddler
were lucky this time, trog!

Zacala krista!

Let him go.

I know old whale-face
is a big blowhard,

but he's just doing his job.

Naga Toto!

Ee kapa tooki!

He's not totally evil.

Everyone's got good
in them somewhere.

Even you did.

Grrrrr!

It's headed toward niihau,

the forbidden island.

Come on!

Aloha, nani!

Going to niihau!

Bye!

Lilo!

Almost made it.

You are not crossing
miles of open ocean alone.

But I'll have stitch with me.

Stitch sinks. Remember?

Then why don't you come?

I can't. I told David

I'd help him at the resort luau,

setting tables and
lighting tiki torches.

But this is an epic showdown.

You see, although I believe
all creatures have good in them,

stitch thinks
gantu is pure evil.

So he really wants to get
this experiment pod we're after.

Uh-huh!

No, stitch, wait!

Unnhh! Argh!

Ba babah!

All right.

You can go, but
house rules apply.

I know! Take jumba and
pleakley and be home for dinner.

Thanks! And good luck with
your big torch-lighting gig!

And good luck fighting evil!

What am I saying?!

Ahh! The cheese sandwich.

First, original, and
still the greatest.

Ahh! My lovely Swiss,
cheddar, and Jack.

What have I done
to deserve thee?

Or you, my little french ami?

Mm-mm-mm-mm! Aha!

Hey-hey, g-man!

Uh-oh!

You have that got-my-butt-kicked-
by-a-small-child-

and-blue-space-koala look.

Well, it's ... no,
no... straight losses

to my do-good cousin
and his pet tyke, right?

Your cousin is no do-gooder.

He's a trog, an abomination.

Pure, unmitigated evil!

Why don't you tell us how
you really feel, blubber buns?

Good always triumphs over evil,

and I am good, very good,

therefore I will get
that experiment.

I'll believe it when I
see a pod in your flipper.

Until then, I'll be here,

kickin' it with my
sandwich pals.

That reminds me:

I haven't packed any food.

You and your pals will
accompany me today.

Only open mouth
to insert sandwiches.

Why is small, isolated land
mass called "forbidden island"?

It's probably got
some kind of ancient

evil mojo tiki
curse or something.

Huh! Ridiculous!

There's no such
thing as an evil curse.

Famous last words.

Ah-soo! Yecch!

Goo-do nim nisah!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Aah-gnnnrrr!

Ahh!

Huh?

According to my research,

niihau is the most unspoiled
of the Hawaiian islands,

untouched by civilization
and modernization.

I can't wait to explore it...

In my new safari disguise!

% off at the papaya republic.

Jumba, I thought
we were packing light.

Did pack light.

Only essential essentials

for essential purposes.

Gunh!

Rest, relaxation,
and readiness center.

Complete experiment archives

with tracking array.

Heh heh!

Plays DVDs, too.

Sweet.

Nana gatay!

Maka maka! Ozata!

What's your hurry?

Miya krista.

Gantu!

We're not after
big, tall, and ugly.

Let's just concentrate on
getting the pod before he does.

Ok?

Jumba and pleakley!

Gantu!

Jumba!

Pleakley?

Forbidden island, huh?

Tough sell for the tourists.

Maybe you should
rename it something like,

oh, I don't know,

"come get yourself
blown up" island.

Aaah.

What happened?

Fireballs rained from sky.

Blew up everything real good.

Is very odd weather,
even for cursed island.

Huh? What's this?

Hmm.

Weapons-grade plasma.

Was no accident.

We were att*cked.

Now, who do we know who
uses plasma as a w*apon?

Uh-oh.

Grrr! Naga dah
miza krista! Gantu!

With gantu's evil ways,
is fed up to here.

Or maybe only here.

It's hard to translate.

Stitch... Remember how I said

maybe gantu has good
in him somewhere?

Maybe he just needs some hugs.

Chibbi chiva!

has no time for
the huggy-hugging.

He's off to defeat gantu
with, how do you say,

ruthless and extreme prejudice.

Stitch, wait!

Aa katah!

Why am I covered with slobber?

Hey, I see you
caught an experiment.

What? Where?

Gotcha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah, you're way too easy, g.

So... did you find anything?

Only ocean and a wall of rock.

The trog probably got
to the experiment first.

Hey, is that the experiment?

Ha ha. Very funny.

No, no, no. I mean it.

I'm not falling for it.

You weren't kidding.

Unh! Unh!

Figured that out by
yourself, did ya, fish flanks?

My blaster!

Cheesy!

You'll make it.

Some fresh lettuce,
a Mayo infusion,

and you'll be fine.

Noooooo!

Who would do this?

Who would have the
glamyevs to take out our camp?

Only one creature in the
universe, the abomination!

He has been a barnacle
on my back long enough.

I am going to destroy him!

Vizi tah!

Excellent. You're mine, trog.

Maga taaah!

No!

Don't worry.

is absolutely,
completely indestructible.

Almost.

Unnngghh!

Rrrowr! Rrrowwr!

Evil little monstrosity!

Suu negel sa jasa miga!

Stop!

Neither of you did anything!

It was... Splodyhead up there!

Grrr-azza!

What is that... a
bad mojo spirit?

A tiki cave demon?

Ahh! Is my experiment !

Thought I recognized
boom-boom plasma ball stylings.

!

Hello!

Please, no more sh**ting
at evil genius creator!

Aw! always
had attitude problem.

Attitude adjustments
are our specialty.

Get him, stitch.

Uhh! Miga-biga!

Oh, no, you don't.

Heh heh! Heh heh!

Why are you laughing?

Well, because is
excellent evil genius work.

Vicious, relentless,
inexhaustible firepower.

We could be trapped
here for years.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Daah! Hate it when
evil is biting self in foot.

It's the curse! We're
all going to end up

like little charred
pieces of toast.

Toast. Mmm.

Kita makuda.

I only retreated
because you did.

Ok, things are not
working out like we planned,

but they could be worse.

Worse than being
trapped under this rock

and stranded on
this accursed island?

Without food and water?

Don't forget, is
waiting to blast us to pieces.

And the sun is going down.

Well, we could have the mumps.

We just gotta think.

We're gonna need food
and warmth to survive,

so we all need to work together.

Hmph!

Naga! Togata!

refuses to cooperate
with evil shark-like behemoth.

He says he will provide
food and warmth.

I won't accept help
from an abomination.

As the member of
a superior species,

I will do it myself!

Ow!

Hmph!

Heh heh heh heh!

Hey, hey, hey,

looks like we got a
little survival challenge.

Gantu versus my cuz,

tete-à-tete, mano a
mano, which means

we don't have to do a thing.

Ta-da! Ha ha!

Food! The little
monster got food!

Waah!

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Behold!

I, gantu, the great
provider offer you...

Hey! Ooh-wah!

Bye-bye.

So much for dinner.

Maybe we can at
least have a fire.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Arr-rrrowwrr.

Nice work, guys.

Now it's dark, and
we're all cold and hungry.

And cursed! Don't forget cursed.

And it's all because you
both think the other guy is evil!

Now, wait... not me...

At least my evil
genius experiment

has not att*cked for some time.

Heh! Sorry, but he is designed
for to cause mayhem and misery.

At least he has an excuse!

Lilo!

Anybody?

Lilo?

Nani? It's David.

You still coming by to
help set up the luau?

Ohh! Lilo went to
niihau with the aliens.

She was supposed to be home
by now, but of course she isn't.

So... Rescue mission?

Bingo.

Why doesn't splodyhead just
come down here and splode us?

Because now he is outnumbered.

But is single-minded

and relentless in
blasting of targets.

Are we supposed to feel better?

Only probably saying sooner
or later will pick us off...

One by one.

One by one?

Marking us each
for a fiery demise

till one of us
is left all alone.

Well, it won't be me!

Isn't that right, coco?

Coco here was raised
on the forbidden isle

and knows the
secrets of its evil curse.

Strange fruit has
secret information?

Let me see. Give me that.

Stay away from coco!

We have a plan.

We're not staying
here a second longer.

Run, coco, run!

Escape the forbidden island!

Ohh, the indignity!

And the evil curse.

Forget the curse.

Splodyhead is
going to barbecue us

unless we put our
differences aside

and come up with a plan.

Fine. But I will lead us.

Naga! Me go!

Follow coco,

and ye shall have salvation!

We'll take a vote.

Raise your hand if you
want gantu to be boss.

Yes! I am in the lead!

Raise your hands if you
want stitch to be boss.

Sorry, big guy,

but that vote only
counts as one.

It's a tie!

I nominate the little girl.

What?!

Hey, come on, kid's
got her act together.

Ok, all in favor of the tyke...

Coco and I have
changed our minds.

We vote to choose lilo.

Looks like we got a winner!

Listen here,

a former captain of
the galactic alliance

will not take orders from
a newly hatched earthborn.

I demand a recount.

Sorry, gantu.

Our tribe has spoken.

Ohh, blitsnak.

Ok, splodyhead must
have some weakness,

like stitch with water.

Jumba?

Ahh, water.

Yes.

Perhaps if 's nose gets wet,

no more fire for little while.

All right, splodyhead won't
come down till he thinks it's safe.

So here's what we're gonna do.

We'll have to work together.

All right, steady now, cousin.

Come on, come on, don't drop it.

Chop-chop, spanky.

Unnggh!

That's it, big g.

Come on, this is a team effort.

Put your gills into it.

Yes, coco, I know this would work
better with real knitting needles,

but we're a little bit stranded
on a desert island right now!

Hey, come on,

easy does it, monocle face.

The team's right here with ya.

Especially him.

He's big enough to be
a team all on his own.

Hah! Oh, I slay me.

Seriously, though, good work.

And you! Way to...

Do something really easy.

Never mind.

That is the best
thingamabob I ever saw.

And the beautiful part is

we did this as a team.

Everyone contributed.

Are you feelin' the love here?

Everyone contributed except you.

And what we need now is a decoy.

Yeah, sorry, not love.
Might've been heartburn.

Oh, would you look at the time!

Heh heh... aah! Oh!

Arr-rrowwwrr!

, as if reciting:
Oh, joy of joys.

We are all escaping aboard
this makeshift raft now.

That fire-spitting cave rat
could not possibly stop us.

And... we're outta here.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Nah-ha ha ha hah!

Surprise!

Waaaaah!

Gotcha! Aya taba!

O brave coco!

Your sacrifice
shall not be in vain.

If he reaches that
cave and dries off,

we're finished.

Creecha. Manjai.

That's crazy.

Just crazy enough to work.

Hunh-rah!

Neee-aaah!

Oof! Gotcha!

Nice rescue.

Well, but that was purely
about catching splody,

uh, this experiment.

Any rescuing was coincidence.

But you and stitch

got a cool Frankenstein
and the wolfman

team-up thing going together.

Itaba kinika?

Out of my face, trog.

We're not a team,
and I win this round.

I'm gonna punch you so hard!

Gantu good.

Somewhere.

Muta hagata.

Yeah!

Maybe in his toe.

Ah, stitch, I'm so proud of you.

Oh!

Over here!

Get us off this cursed,
evil forbidden rock.

Sorry we're late for dinner.

And there was evil and a curse!

And... save it.

Just get on board.

Don't mind if I do.

But I think someone my size
will need both those vehicles.

Now, don't make me
stomp you to get them.

Abata iki.

See, now, if you'd
asked nicely...

I know there's
good in you, gantu.

But as long as you
act like a bad guy,

stitch and me are gonna
treat you like a bad guy.

Eh!

You're not gonna
leave us here, are ya?

All alone?

Without sandwiches?!

We'll give you a ride.

You just have to give us
splodyhead as payment.

Nnnn-runnhhh!

You did it, coco.

You finally escaped
the forbidden island,

though not its evil curse.

Not its evil curse.

Niihau is not called
forbidden because of a curse.

It's forbidden because you
need an invitation to visit.

No curse?!

Of course! I knew
it all the time.

Good job, splodyhead.

You and the luau are
gonna get along just fine.

What can I say?

He likes everything...
Well done.