01x16 - Sprout

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Dear Henry, I received your
last communiqué with great joy.

I'm glad to hear that you
get to go on Liberty soon.

Everybody needs
time to recharge,

especially you
brave men in uniform.

Well... since I last wrote you,

I've become best friends with
an illegal genetic experiment

from another planet.
His name is stitch.

He had a few
discipline problem, s

but he's really come a long way.

Iga. Ha ha ha.

Stay frosty, soldier! Semper fi!

Love, lilo.

Camp Pendleton?

He's my pen pal.

Aah. Blblblbl.

Hey!

Look what I found! It
was right there on the floor!

It must have been
in somebody's mail.

Experiment .

Hmm.

.

Agricultural experiment.

It's a plant?

Experiment... designed to
be violent and indestructible.

Looks like harmless
plant one moment,

but suddenly rises up like
savage beast and att*cks!

Let's activate it so we
can find its one true place.

No, no, no. Is too risky.

But we can make friends with it,

and then it won't att*ck.

You wanting to make
friends with a plant?

Oh, is very compassionate.

Also silly.

No, impossible to activate
without causing extreme destruction.

Of course, is fun for me,

but for planet's sake, am
putting away permanently.

But... end of discussion.

Not looking so sad.

Hundreds of experiments
left on the loose

wreaking havoc on island.

Make friends with those.

Yeah. I gotta go to hula class.

See you later.

I say good riddance
to the water tower.

It's creepy.

But it looks like
a giant pineapple.

That's not creepy.

It is to me.

I can't wait for the fair.

I'm entering a basket I wove

in the kids craft competition.

I am entering the
tomato-tossing contest.

There's nothing like
smashing someone in the face

with an overripe tomato.

I'm definitely getting
the blue ribbon

in the orchid competition.

What about you, weird-lo?

I'm entering... An orchid, too.

What kind of orchid?

A black one... With polka-dots.

You know nothing
of the orchid world.

Do too!

Oh, yeah?

Bet you exclusive
rights at maiapulai cove

for one whole week

that my orchid will
b*at your orchid.

Maiapulai cove?! That's serious.

It's the best and
most secretest beach

on the whole island.

You're not scared
to lose, are you?

Me? Scared? Ha!

Good!

We'll finally get to
go to maiapulai cove

without any weirdos
hanging around.

I have to win the
orchid competition.

I just need to grow an
orchid by this weekend.

What are you looking at?

Ohh!

Bigga.

Hee hee ha ha ha.

Pleakley, can you
help me grow an orchid

for the town fair?

Town fair? What town fair?

Kokaua town fair.

They have rides and food

and competitions
for stuff like flowers.

What about pineapples?

There's a homegrown fruits
and vegetables competition.

Homegrown fruits?!

I can enter my pi-normous.

The pi-normous
will revolutionize

Hawaii's pineapple industry,

and then it will
revolutionize the world!

You are starting to
sounding like evil genius.

Maybe, but I'll be an
evil genius for good!

Always it starts that way.

Here is evil genius fertilizer

you are requesting.

What about my orchid?

Sorry, lilo, I can't
waste my precious time

on something as
banal as an orchid.

My pi-normous needs me,

and the world needs
my pi-normous.

Aah!

My personal Eden is being
invaded by bamboo runners!

Runners?

Underground roots spreading
their grasping, choking evil

from the mother plant.

Couldn't whoever planted
this contain the roots

so it wouldn't keep spreading?

So inconsiderate!

Now who's gonna
help me grow an orchid?

Don't you have a
sister or something?

I'm sorry, lilo, but
I don't have time

to help you with the fair.

I'm working.

But I want to enter something.

Uh, miss? Do you
have another mask?

This one doesn't
fit quite right.

Oh, yes, sir.

Here you go.

If you had told me weeks ago...

But I only just found out today!

Lilo! I have a customer.

Uh, miss?

This mask doesn't
fit right either.

Uh... ok.

Here. Try this one.

But I got to enter something.

Myrtle's entering orchids.

Pleakley's entering a
huge, evil pineapple.

Stitch is gonna be a
cowboy in the rodeo.

Cowboys wear
boots, not flippers.

Look, it takes a long
time to grow an orchid.

Maybe you could enter next year.

Oh, uh, miss?

I'm sorry, but this one...

The mask doesn't fit 'cause
your head is shaped weird!

Ba-shooga.

Heh heh. Kids.

I'm gonna have to stay away from
maiapulai cove for a whole week

if I don't find some
way to b*at myrtle.

Stitch! Are you listening to me?

Yee-haw!

Great.

You're gonna win the rodeo
while I go down in flames,

and alls I need
is a stupid plant.

Wait a minute.

Maybe I can grow
something by tomorrow.

Waah!

Doh!

I need your help!

We're going to steal...
Experiment .

Shh!

I know this experiment's good,

'cause jumba locked it in there.

The best stuff
always gets locked up,

like diamond rings
and unmentionables.

Ka-chee no-stee?

I gotta win somehow.

Do it.

Mmm, pinja.

Mucho mahalo.

This is gonna solve
all my problems.

And some evil genius
fertilizer couldn't hurt.

Hello, blue ribbon.

Cool!

Let's give you an
extra sh*t of muscle.

Hey. You like that.

Good. Now you're
ready for the fair.

See you tomorrow, sprout.

Good morning, sprout!

Whoa, Nellie!

He's beautiful.

Stitch!

Help me re-pot sprout so
we can take him to the fair.

Kata.

Wow.

Howdy.

This is so cool!

After we win blue ribbons,

let's ride the hurl-a-whirl.

Where's the competition?

My pi-normous is heavy.

There's room on my
wagon if you want.

Uh-uh!

That thing might
hurt my pi-normous.

Oh, yay!

There's the competition.

Blue ribbon and eternal
fame, here I come!

I think this looks
just like an orchid.

Don't you?

Mmm, nada.

Howdy, stranger.

I hear you're the
only other bull rider

in this here competition.

You see this?

I got of 'em.

One for each time
I won the rodeo.

And I don't expect
to lose the sixth time...

To a stranger.

Ah kata.

Help me get sprout in place.

Then you can kick that
cowboy's rear in the rodeo.

Va-choo.

Ha ha ha!

Hey, son, a real cowboy
don't get told what to do

by a little girl.

Shimmy-ching.

Rock-a-hula!

My little sprout's
all growed up.

Nee-cha!

I know. I know.

It's almost time for the rodeo.

You're not an orchid.

Aah! Aah!

Uh-oh.

I've been hoping this orchid

would grow up to be a contender,

but the competition
is so stiff this year.

Did you see Mali
makakau's cymbidium?

I mean, really.

I don't have a chance.

Well, it's not whether
you win or lose.

It's how you play
the game, right?

This is one
remarkable pineapple.

Pi-normous, please. Pi-normous.

Well, I certainly
haven't seen anything

to rival the pi-normous.

Yes, indeedy.

I think the pi-normous
deserves the blue ribbon.

Oh, thank you. Thank you!

You've no idea how
much this means to me.

All my hours of toil rewarded

with this sweet, sweet victory.

What is that?

Oh! There's another one!

Aah! No!

Well, here we are, moments away

from the bull
ridin' competition.

Can Zach makeli hold on to
his -year run as the champ?

Or will a new competitor
known only as "the stranger"

give him a ride for his money?

Yee-haw! Whoo-hoo!

Zach makeli's in
rare form today, folks.

He only needs to
hang on for seconds

for an official ride.

And there it is!

Let's see what the
judges have to say.

Boy, howdy, it's a !

Hello! Zach makeli
beats his own record!

Chew-bata.

Ride 'em, cowboy!

Bajo.

Well, folks, this
stranger may be small,

but he's determined.

Good night, Marie! He's
standin' on one hand.

Stick a fork in
Zach makeli, folks.

That ol' cowboy is done!

... ... .

Aah!

This is so bad.

Ooh. Pa-jumba?

Ochaka!

Oh! Aah!

I think I unleashed
botanical evil

on the town fair.

What do we do?!

Waa.

Tractors, mowers,
chipper-shredders?

It's like
evil-plant-battling heaven.

Aah!

Waa! Chekava grisna!

Whack 'em, stitch!

Stitch!

I need trimming!

Ooka yada!

We gotta get to higher ground.

They're everywhere.

All my fault.

Jumba locked the
experiment in a drawer

'cause he knew it was dangerous,

and I took it anyways,
just so I could b*at myrtle.

I messed up everything.

You could at least pretend
I didn't mess up so bad

just to make me feel better.

I cannot.

Aah! Why?! I'll...
look. There's sprout.

All these other plants must
have spread from the original.

It's like the evil bamboo
pleakley told me about.

He said he wishes someone
had contained its roots.

Maybe if we put the original
sprout's roots in a container,

it won't be able to spread.

Uh.

But sprout is mongo size.

What'll we put him in?

Ah, vangeva.

Whoa! Wait!

Where are you going?

Hey! I can see my
house from here.

Hurry up!

They're spreading!

Yee-haw!

We're here at the
kokaua town fair

where apparently a giant orchid
has burst out of it's pot and...

Huh?! ...Causing pandemonium.

Jumba!

What? What is emergency?

What do you know about that?

I've never seen
anything like this.

It's as if alien plants
have taken over the fair.

James, are you getting this?

Oh, no! Oh, no! Aah! No!

Is ,

but look much
heavier on television.

Little girl has been
breaking big rules.

Stitch! Hurry!

Whoa, ba-chia.

Ha ha ha!

Yano streeta.

Hey, stranger,

let me give you a hand. Catch!

Much obliged.

Right on, stranger.

Yay, stitch! It worked!

Hey, stitch, how're you
gonna contain his roots?

Ha!

Works for me.

I don't know if it's
his one true place,

but that's about the only place

I think sprout could go.

Unh eh.

Well, would you look at that?

Wasn't that one of the entries

in the orchid category?

Why, yes. Yes, it was.

I think we've found
our blue ribbon.

Here you go, dear.

You know, if it hadn't have
been for that overgrown dandelion,

you'd have b*at me in the rodeo.

Aww.

No. No, sir, you would have.

I gotta admit it,

because a real cowboy
either wins fair and square,

or he loses fair
and square, partner.

Oh, Cho-chamba.

Here.

Is this a trick?

No, you won it fair and square,

and I didn't.

Maiapulai cove is
yours for a whole week.

Really?

Yeah.

Hey! We get to go
to maiapulai cove

without the weirdo
for a whole week!

Hooray!

A real cowboy
knows how to lose...

Fair and square.

Lilo!

Oh, lilo, are you ok?

I'm ok.

Am I grounded?

What do you think?

I guess a month would be fair.

How about a week?

My... my beautiful pi-normous.

Innocence lost.

If we start planning
for next year,

I bet you can grow orchids

that will kick myrtle's
orchid's butts.

Wow!

I didn't even know
orchids had butts.

Oh. Yippee-ki-yay.