01x17 - Elastico

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ Aloha, oe ♪

♪ aloha ♪

huh?

The last rehearsal
is tomorrow morning.

Everybody practice tonight.

I don't need to practice.

My hula story is
already perfect.

I call it a day in the
life of myrtle edmonds.

I thought it would be nice

to share what
it's like to be me.

What's yours about
this year, weirdlo?

Zombies again?

Not zombies. Mummies.

Big difference.

But no, I have created
an all-new hula dance.

Let me guess. It's
about something gross?

It's about a squid.

Mm-hmm. Gross.

We'll be sure to miss it.

Yeah.

I'm gonna practice, all right.

Until I'm better than perfect.

Yeah! Eeh!

♪ Aloha, oe ♪

♪ aloha, oe ♪

♪ aloha, oe ♪

Stitch, I'm practicing.

Hey! Is that my...
Your hula costume!

He stole it right
off my sewing table!

Off with it, you little monster!

Give it! Naga!

Give it! Naga!

Give it!

Aah!

Oops.

That was my special show skirt.

I spent days picking
all those blades of grass.

Oh. So-ka.

I guess I'll just have to wear

my old hula skirt.

Oh.

Hurry up, stitch. I'm late!

To-ka!

I don't need a drummer.

You ruined my dress.

You're not going to
ruin my rehearsal, too.

Just stay out
here till I'm done.

Huh? Oh!

Oh.

Huh?

Come one, come all

to see the world's
stretchiest clown!

The great elastico!

Cousin!

And when the sun arises,

playtime begins.

Dolls, tea parties,
tormenting weirdlo.

Lilo!

Cousin.

An experiment?

But I'm about to
do dress rehearsal.

Can't you take
care of it yourself?

Lilo? Your turn.

Ohana.

What's the hold up, weirdlo?

Is your hula not
gross enough yet?

Ohana means family.

And family means leave me alone

while I'm trying
to practice hula.

♪ Aloha, oe ♪

♪ salami on rye ♪

♪ ya-da-da-da, da-pei ♪

, have you seen the
entertainment section?

Uh... no.

How many times have I asked you

not to use the paper
for sandwich wrappers?

Hey, that looks
like... An experiment.

Yeah. It's that
clownish experiment

who delights everyone
with his comic antics.

How would you know?

Duh.

Your computer announced
that experiment's activation,

like, weeks ago.

Primary function,
distraction of hostile forces.

All right?

You couldn't jot down a message?

Well, I guess I'm
going to the circus.

Great. Have some cotton
candy for me, would ya?

Oh, listen. Can I have
my wrapper back?

Ah.

Heh heh heh heh.

Sorry, spot. No dogs allowed.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Aha!

Ha ha ha! Plplplpl!

Señoras and señores,

join me in welcoming
the enchanting,

the extraordinary,

the ever-expandable... Elastico!

It's a cousin.

Hmm.

Cowabunga!

Hee hee hee!

That little guy
is indestructible.

Yoo-hoo!

♪ Hee, hee, hee hee, hee, hee ♪

Plplpl!

Hee hee hee!

Gotcha, cousin!

Cousin?

Ladies and gentlemen,

let us hear it for our
surprise circus guest,

the marvelous, the
magnificent, uh...

Uh... stitch.

Oh, no, no, no.
This will never do.

You need a name which
more accurately reflects

your indestructible
resplendency.

Ladies and gentlemen,

meet the incredible...
Indestructerado.

Wow!

Cousin!

Someone... something...

Is taking elastico.

Gantu.

Shark!

Walking shark!

Let's get out of here!

Huh?

Unh? Oh?

Oh.

Where's elastico?

Gone.

Ah!

Finally, I find a performer

who can draw in a crowd.

And he is stolen by a
giant shark-looking man.

Speaking of stealing,

I must point out that you
stole the crowd,mi amigo.

Yeah?

It is true.

In fact, seeing as how I
am in need of a performer,

perhaps you would like
to take elastico's place

in our unique family.

Stop! Get back here!

Gotcha!

I bet you a delicious
monte cristo

he escapes before you
can send him to hamsterville.

Ha! You're on! Hey!

Mm-mmm.

I'm tasting Turkey,
ham and Swiss.

Aah!

Dipped in egg batter.

You... will... Let... go!

All deep fried to
a golden brown.

No more Mr. Nice guy.

Bon voyage.

I'll take that sandwich now.

Ahem,amigos,

I'd like to present to you
our newest sensation:

The incredible indestructerado!

Oh, hi.

He is no elastico.

Grrrr.

Roaaar.

Roaaaaarrrr.

Meow.

He looks so weird.

Dah, wolfman,

he is very odd-looking creature.

He fits right in, no?

That's Gus talk for

welcome to our
family, indestructerado.

Señoras y señores,

we present to you
our newest sensation:

The creature which
cannot be destroyed!

Ugh! Rah!

Ha ha ha ha.

Um, can we have
your autograph, mister?

Oh, you were magnificent.

Tonight's show
is already sold out,

but here are some
special passes.

Ohh.

Invite your family!

Family.

Ugh!

Lilo, me got a cucavita.

Not now, stitch.

I have to make a
niihau shell necklace

for my dance.

It's hard 'cause these shells

are so fragile.

Unh. Unh. Unh. Unh.

Ah. Aah!

Now look what you made me do.

Could you please leave me alone?

Oh.

Gantu!

Uh... uh... sleeping on the job?

No, sir.

You think you're so funny

with your pranky little pranks.

Uh, pranks, sir?

Sending me nothing but shackles?

Where is my experiment?

Grrrr.

Aah!

Ha ha ha.

Gotcha.

Hey, don't worry,

I'm all man and no wolf.

I'm just really extra hairy.

Oh, you're ok.

You're fluffy.

Ahh, see, you understand,

but a lot of people don't.

It can be pretty
lonely out there.

That's why our circus family

is so tight.

This way we're never alone.

Indestructerado,

I have wonderful news for you.

Your contract is
ready for signing.

Now, um, where is it?

Aha!

Here it is.

Sign this,

and you come on the
road with us tomorrow!

You will join our little
circus family forever.

And family means:
Leave me alone.

Hmm. Yeah.

Welcome, compadre.

Say good-bye once and for all

to the life you've known here.

Adios, ohana.

It's showtime!

Lilo?

Li-lo!

In here, pleakley!

Oh, there you are.

I just finished your headpiece.

On to the show.

Wait! I forgot my
niihau shell necklace!

Stitch, we gotta go.

Come on, we're late!

No time for hide and seek.

Stitch?

"Indestructerado"?

Special delivery.

What is this?

Elastico! He he he!

I knew you'd come back!

Our family is whole once again!

Cousin.

Thank you, myrtle,

for that lovely hula
about a day in your life.

I'm sure our next dancer

will be more, um... Traditional.

Remember to smile,

and don't step on your skirt.

Stitch was supposed to be here.

He's gonna miss it.

Well, his loss.

But... I ignored him.

He ran away and
joined the circus.

He's a tough little monster.

He'll be ok.

Now go out there and dance!

Dance like you're
the bell of the ball!

I can't dance.

Not without stitch.

All right, now it's
time for lilo's hula

about a squid with no friends.

Where's lilo?

Sorry, kid, show's sold out.

You can catch us in Las
Vegas tomorrow night.

Las Vegas?

You've gotta let me in!

I have to see stitch
before he leaves!

Hey, indestructerado,

the grand finale
is in minutes.

Ugh. Ok. Ok.

Stitch, is that you?

Lilo?

I know you're mad at me

'cause I was too
busy with my show

to pay attention to you.

You aren't really going
to Vegas, are you?

You'll never see
your ohana again.

Circus means family,
and family means

stitch does not get left behind.

I never meant to
leave you behind.

Whoa!

Ooh hoo! Hee!

Oh, this is too easy.

Ooh. He he he.

Grrrrr.

Hey, mister man,

you are chasing
away the patrons!

Out! Out!

Uh, on second thought,

ha, the ring is all
yours,mi amigo.

Hey, where'd he go?

I hope you know
what you're doing.

Ha ha ha. Yeah.

Show yourself,
you cowardly clown.

Pffft.

Not funny.

Hey, what? stop!

Ha ha!

Yee-hah!

Huh? Huh?

Bulls-eye!

Ugh!

Ta-da!

Rockin' hula, stitch.

He he he he he.

Stop!

Hold still, tramp!

Oh, no!

Huh?

Stitch!

Rah ha rah wa.

Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!

That abomination is mine!

Not so fast, bandito.

You will have to go through us.

Huh?

Roarrr. Roarrrr.

Aah! Ow!

Ho ho ho ho ho.

Gracias, amigos.

Gracias!

Uh, it's, uh, broke-aba.

It's ok.

I can always make another one.

Yeah?

I should never have ignored you

because of my
dumb old hula dance.

Being there for you

and helping you
find your cousins

is so much more important.

Well, indestructerado,

we must leave for Las Vegas.

It is time to say
your good-byes...

Ah. Oh. Um...

Unless you have reconsidered

joining our family.

But, uh, contract.

Ah, yes. You signed a contract.

Hmm. This contract was written

in the name of indestructerado.

But you signed
the name "stitch."

Ah! This contract
is null and void.

Go. Be with your real family.

Good-bye.

We'll never forget
you, indestructerado.

Ta-ka!

My shells!

Stitch and his cousins

strung 'em back
together for you.

It all started with a
lonely squid named mort...