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[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Hee hee hee hee!

He's headed for town!

Get him, stitch!

Wakka takka!

Ahh, is about to
take on experiment ,

the de-forestator.

I never tire of watching .

He has exceptional
cornering capabilities.

That experiment
will not escape me.

It probably will escape me,

and I'm ok with that.

Wah! Whee!

Whoa... whoa... whoa! Ooh whoo!

Huh?

Sussa.

Chivvi chibba!

Akuta nagga peetoo!

Okee takka.

Captured and turned back
to good in minutes flat.

That's a new record!

Hand over that experiment now!

Ooka takka.

Chippee yigga!

So, what'd I miss?

Well, that wasn't so bad.

Easy for you to say.

A mere consequence of battle.

A real warrior would
not be concerned.

Er... blitsnak.

Nice undies, gantu.

Chikki badda.

That's tiki bah bah like
I've never seen tiki bah bah.

Little girl is right.

Your improving performance
has exceeded all expectations,

and to think I made you.

Stitch is the most specialist
thing you ever made.

Jumba nagga meega pochu.

What?!

I'll never make anything
specialer than you?

Is that so?

Give it up for the greatest,
the bestest, the baddest,

the king of kokawa town stitch!

Finally! I was getting worried.

You should never worry,

not when I have stitch
with me to kick butt.

Lilo! Such language was outlawed

by the balorian
universal talking treaty

and your big sister,
who had to work late.

Now, will you assist me

in setting out the
Thanksgiving dinner?

Thanksgiving?

Again?

It is once a month, right?

Is there pumpkin pie?

Of course.

Yep, once a month.

Help set the table, stitch?

Oh, ok.

You did earn your
keep pretty good today.

Gabba ghi!

Stitch, we say please
around here, remember?

Stitch special!

Yeah, you're special,
but don't be bossy.

If you keep it up, you'll
end up like that guy

in that movie who
bossed people around

and then zombies ate him.

He deserved it.

The little monster could
stand to learn some manners.

As long as he asks
for something rudely,

we won't give it to him.

Stitch!

Unless he hits me with potatoes.

Migga nagga cheetah koota!

says mashed potatoes
no longer good enough for him.

Stitch special!

Tch, tch, tch, perhaps
is getting too big

for fuzzy blue britches.

That is all!

I will show you to disrespect
evil genius scientist creator.

Jumba, you in here?

I brought your dinner.

Your fave. Mashed potatoes,

and some of it hasn't
even been in my nose.

I'm sure stitch didn't
mean what he said.

You should get mad... aah!

No, no, no. You don't
see what you see.

Giant eye play tricks.

But that's a... That's a...

New experiment
pod, yes, I admit it,

but is greatest invention yet.

Greater than stitch?

Sure. thinks
he is cream of crop.

I have proven other way.

I have done him
one better, literally.

Allow me to be introducing

experiment !

Grr!

Has all strengths of
, none of weaknesses.

Does not sink in water, available
in tasteful earth tone colors,

and absolutely, positively
cannot be turned to good.

Why would you make
such an awful, snarling,

clawing, growling little monster

who can only say... Grr!

Ah, needed a reality check.

Besides, had
plans laying around.

You know evil
genius, use it or lose it.

This is completely
against galactic regulations.

In all good sense,
I'm going to...

I have other old plans,

like maybe for
experiment with giant finger

for poking someone's giant eye.

Well, maybe the others
don't need to know just yet.

As long as it
doesn't do anything...

Don't worry.

is nice and
safe in container.

No evil to worry about.

I'm getting horrible feeling

I've forgotten
something very important.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Evil, evil!

Ooh, yes.

Just remembered,
has super skills of escaping.

Oh, no. This isn't good.

It's the opposite of good.

It's a disaster!

You have achieved a
new record for failure,

my sponge-brained puddy!

I am becoming
reluctant to show my face

around the galactic
overlord's cell block!

Associating with this la-hoo-ser

is not doing wonders
for my rep, either.

Perhaps if I wasn't
forced to baby-sit a half wit,

I could get something
done on this orbiting mudball.

Silence!

I should be smacking you
both firmly about the head,

not even caring if I accidentally
poke you in the nose!

Call me when you manage
to do something right.

You know, chowder chops,

I'm not so sure our current
arrangement is working out.

Maybe you oughta find
yourself another sidekick.

What is that?

Aah! Drool out! Gross!

Evil! Evil!

Great. Disgusting and evil.

Evil!

Evil! Evil! Evil!

Hmm...

So just as I was talking
about what a doorknob you are,

this experiment
fell into my lap.

Sure was easy to catch him.

Anyway, I just thought
it'd be a good sidekick

for you to chase
experiments with,

then both you knuckleheads
can get creamed

by the little girl and .

Grr!

Meanwhile, I can stay
home and do what I do best.

Nothing.

You've got something
I need: Power.

This could be the start
of a beautiful relationship.

Experiment ,
a living laser bolt.

Barnyard animals and laser
beams don't go together.

All right, you're
wanted on the set!

Stitch, I think you should know

you're starting to
act really stuck up,

like you're better
than everybody,

and for your information,

really cool people
don't act like that.

Uh-uh. Stitch special!

Meega booto.

Oops.

Nice work, show off.

Gantu.

What are you doing here?

No offense, but I've
seen more than enough

of your undies.

I thought I'd introduce
you to my new assistant.

Evil...

That is one gnarly-looking
cousin, stitch.

Ha ha ha! Meega jabba.

Graah! Raah!

Lucky sh*t.

Meega doota.

Ouch.

This, at last, is power.

It looks good on me.

It was incredible, like
nothing we've seen.

It was even tougher than stitch.

Akka tabba.

So thinks severe pounding
was one-time only fluke, eh?

Well, I don't,

and whichever experiment it is,

we gotta figure
out how to b*at it.

I see you're searching jumba's
database of old experiments.

I wonder if he has a file
of more recent experiments

made as recently
as, say,yesterday?

You mean like experiment
made to pop people in eyeball?

Huh?

Uh, if creature
you're looking for

is as amazing as you say,

should be studied for science,

preserved in museum and...

Is one-eyed big mouth
trying to tell you something?

Something about you
having a screw loose.

Ah, my silly friend, he
is one with screw loose

if he think's I would let
him tell you that I built .

Oh, I am very busted now.

?! You made a ?!

Hah! Who's afraid of
the finger now, big boy?

Who's afraid now?!

I confess, I confess. But now,

you see brilliant
scientific achievement.

You know that is
even better than .

Stitch special!

Yes, , you are
smart, funny, cute,

and as we know, fluffy,

but has powers of
different experiments.

Rrarr! Mega chooby! Jiba !

You would prove
you're better prove it?

Stitch, are you sure?

Ehh! Dabba ehh!

Waah!

Ha ha ha!

Ohh!

Oh! Hee hee! Ow! Oh!

Aah!

Aggabee oogabee eggabee oh!

Aah!

Blaah!

Eeh!

Wuhh!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Evil!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Perhaps I made boo-boo
when I constructed .

Oh, well. Living
and learning, eh?

Heh heh heh heh!

Stitch, I've got a new
plan for how to b*at up .

Stitch not special.

Yes, you are.

So you're not king
of the block anymore.

You're still king of my block.

Unnnhh... bluhh!

We'll think of something

to b*at that thing of gantu's.

I know we will!

Maybe an army of vampires!

Muhh!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, I'm so glad you joined us.

Where is gantu?!

You're wearing a cape?

Ah, that's not any cape!

That's his take
over the galaxy cape

with matching boots
and wrist thingies.

Fancy capes mean nothing!

You're still only
my fishy flunky!

Not any more, Dr. Hamsterviel.

I am now the supreme
order bringer of the universe!

More like of the
unitard. Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

In case it isn't clear, I quit!

Waah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Enough! It wasn't that funny.

But it was very interesting.

We will return to when
winger does att*ck

after this.

Still moping? When are
you two gonna cheer up?

Me? When I figure
out how to b*at .

Stitch, when existence
ceases to be meaningless.

Nonsense! Remember the
battle cry of grooveplok ...

"never give up!"

What happened on grooveplok ?

They gave up.

Hey, jumba, you're
an evil genius.

Can't you just unmake ?

Little girl must be joking!

Hydration process is extremely
complicated and technical.

No method known
for going backward!

Once experiment is hydrated,

absotively, posilutely
impossible to be dehydrated!

Do you need
something dehydrated?

Well, now, it's possible!

We present the
instant dehydrator!

Dries out fruits, vegetables...

Even people you don't like!

Worth a sh*t.

Hello? Customer service?

Hook me up!

Excuse me. I have another call.

Hello?

Listen, it's me...
gantu's... Ex-sidekick guy.

Sandwich boy,
why are you calling?

Because I can help
you b*at experiment .

It's a trick, right?

Why would you want
to go against gantu?

Trust me... ow! I
have... ow! My reasons!

That really hurts!

Uh-huh.

Really?

Ok. You've got a deal.

Jumba,

any chance could have
a little problem with laughter?

Hmm. Hmm hmm hmm...

I gave him extra everything...

Evil, strength...

So it's possible he has
extra sense of humor.

Could be getting bad
case of the giggles.

Stitch, I think I know
how to make your day.

Ehh, dooba kee.

Ok, so you got
too full of yourself.

A big, fat head, right?

Big.

So, learn from your mistake.

Put on your humble shoes

and do what you do.

You're still the
baddest, bestest,

most specialist evil genius
creation I've ever known.

Yeah. Eeka pachooka.

Who's the jive supreme
order bringer of the universe?

Day two!

Blah! Pbbbt!

My crown!

How did the abomination
breach our security?

Oops. Musta been
me. Ah, just missed him.

Today we take care of that little
blue nuisance once and for all!

Don't worry,
stitch. They'll come.

Evil, evil, evil!

What is that?

I am now the supreme
order bringer of the universe.

Well, at least you're
wearing pants.

Yoo-hoo!

Toja mega patootie!

Evil!

Eeh! Uhh! Ow! Eh! Yow!

Blehh!

Rrarr! Whoa!

Ow! Uhh!

Blehh!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, watch it! Stay focused!

Ha ha...

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That's enough! Stop laughing!

Grrr!

Oh! Ow!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Stop it! Stop it!

As supreme order
bringer, I order it!

Looks like we found
his weakness...

Which means he'll never
win another battle again.

No! Noooooooooooooo!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

You slayed him, stitch!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Just put any item in
the instant dehydrator,

and presto.

This Thanksgiving
dinner will be fascinating.

The sweet little monster said
we waited on him hand and foot

so now it's our turn.

Ta-da!

I'm very proud of you, stitch,

for learning to be
so cool and humble.

Ohh!

And I hope jumba
has learned his lesson

about making those silly
evil genius experiments.

We ought to make
him do the dishes!

Yeah!

Hey, where is jumba?

So much for
experiment . Uh...

Perhaps I will
have better luck...

Next time.