01x21 - Topper

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Lots of people say
"merry Christmas,"

but here in Hawaii, we
say"mele kalikimaka." You try.

Mele kaliki-blah-blah.

We'll have to work on that.

Follow me, and I'll show you

the best part about Christmas.

Lilo... You're not
sneaking around,

looking for Christmas
presents again, are you?

What? Me? No.

Stitch and I are...

Practicing our...
Ballerina walking.

You hate ballerinas.

But if I don't learn their
secret toe-walking technique,

how will I ever sneak into their
ranks and subvert their routine?

It's no use.

I hid the presents
extra good this year.

Shh.

Every year, nani hides
our Christmas presents.

It's my job as a little
sister to find them.

It's another Hawaiian
Christmas tradition.

She's so predictable.

This is where she
hid them last year.

Whoo! Ohh.

Presents!

No! You can't open it.

You never open
presents before Christmas.

That's the rule.

But... You can shake them

and try to figure
out what they are.

Maybe it's the shrunken
head I keep asking for.

I tried making my own,

but myrtle wouldn't hold still.

Huh?

Amataga!

No! You can't have all those!

Ahh! Wa-na-na-no.

Christmas isn't just
about getting presents.

It's ok to like the presents,

just don't act
like you like them.

That's what I do.

♪ Jingle bells,
jingle bells... ♪

Sounds like something's
attacking jumba and pleakley.

♪ On a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ hey! Jingle bells ♪

♪ jingle all the way ♪

♪ oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ jingle through the snow ♪

What's wrong?

Eh! and little girl.

We are wearing
uncomfortable festive clothing.

And vocalizing some of your
traditional yuletide earth chant.

The melodious
counterpoint is fascinating.

I've researched winter
earth holidays like kwanzaa,

Christmas, hanukkah, and
the year-end clearance sale

at mendleton's department store.

I don't think that
last one's a holiday.

If % off everything isn't a
holiday, sister, I don't know what is!

Oh, look! An
electric toasting fork!

Care for some homemade eggnog?

Chunky style, or scrambled?

Ahh...

What happened to
the Christmas tree?

Like it? What I've done

is made a closed study
of evergreen adornments,

and noticed the
preponderance of circular objects

used in a decorative motif.

Usually, Christmas decorations

don't include sports equipment.

That's why I've
saved the best for last.

A -holed, recreational
projectile orb.

A classic tree topper,
if I ever saw one.

Aha! Excellent!
You have k*lled tree.

Is Christmas over now?

Nothing to see here.
Everything's fine.

What happened?

Pleakley broke
the Christmas tree.

Again? That's the third one.

We can't afford any more.

Maybe we can fix it when
I get home from work.

Work? But you can't go.

It's Christmas Eve.

I know. I'm sorry, but
Mr. Wong has me working

double shifts
because of the holiday.

Look, I promise I'll be
home before too late.

But it's Christmas!

We're supposed to have a tree.

Not to worry!
Everything's under control.

I'll be the tree.

Is he all right?

Sometimes I wonder.

Look, don't worry. I'll
be back before too long.

We'll still have Christmas.

♪ On the first
day of Christmas ♪

♪ I just made for me ♪

♪ a sa-a-andwich ♪

Hey, flounder-face,
where you been?

Grab a holiday hoagie
and join the party.

You can waste your time with this
ridiculous earth custom if you want,

but for once, I have
the upper hand.

Hamsterviel's been on a rampage
lately, but this should please him.

I've obtained a
dormant experiment pod.

Now, just ho-ho-hold on
a minute, there, tuna toes.

You're not just going
to transport that pod

to hamsterviel, are you?

It's Christmas!

Everybody's giving
each other gifts.

Perhaps you're right.

If I wrap this up in
holiday paper with a bow,

it might get the little
gerbil off my dorsal fin.

Sure... Everyone
likes getting presents,

even megalomaniacal rodents

with delusions of
galactic domination.

Hmm. I should get this wrapped.

Oh, hey, hey, hey...

If you want to
blend in out there?

You better put on
a red suit and hat.

Everyone's wearing them.

The best way to teach
you about Christmas

is for you to see it first-hand,

and the best place
to see Christmas...

Is at the mall.

Plus, they usually have free
cheese log samples here, too.

Hey, get out of here!

Ahh, blah!

♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of Holly ♪

♪ fa la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ 'tis the season to be jolly ♪

♪ fa la la la la la la la la ♪

Sweet merciful kringle!

You're naughty!

Mele kelimal!

It's mele kalikimaka.

Ohh...

You're suffering from
what we in the kid biz

refer to as the
Christmas crazies.

You've got to remember,

if you're bad, Santa won't
bring you any presents.

Aka tiki baba!

Ohh!

What did we just talk about?

Wah! Uh, uh.

Give it back!

Aah!

Mmm. Ahh. Zotno zibi. Mm?

It's his first Christmas.

He's a little excited.

Aah!

What's gotten into you?

This is just like what happened

with the pig at the luau.

He doesn't know what he's doing.

Go easy on him this year.

And you'll notice, if
you check your list,

I'm the one being good, here.

I'm here to pick up a
package I left to have wrapped.

I'm sorry, sir, but
we had an accident.

A little blue accident.

Hmm. Was it an
illegal genetic mutation?

I-I mean, a naughty puppy?

Puppy's not the
word I would use.

That abomination !

It's time I made him
part of Christmas past.

Ow!

Grr! Grr!

Whew!

Stitch?

Lilo... Have you seen stitch?

He's up in the attic.

Oh, and it looks like he did
a lot of Christmas shopping.

Open up, you greedy
little genetic mistake!

What's going on?

Ah! Little girl.

has many gifts that
he is keeping to himself.

Stitch! What are we
going to do with you?

You've torn up half the town,

stolen presents,
made little kids cry.

It's like there's a spirit
of Christmas ruined.

I will teach him to share
brightly wrapped goodies

with evil genius
who created him!

Don't! There's something
wrong with stitch.

He needs our help.

I know a secret way.

Aha! I'm having you now!

Aki taba!

Ow!

Tipata tu!

Aha! Got you!

Jumba, look out!

Ooh!

Are you ok?

I'm ok.

I landed on my patooki.

Ha ha... ooh.

Bad stitch!

Now you're not going to get

any Christmas... Presents.

Wow.

Ah, we'll see who is being
watched canine now, yes?

I can't hear him.

Containment pod is
soundproof, bulletproof,

and most importantly, -proof.

He took everyone's presents
and ruined Christmas.

Why?

Hmm. Perhaps too many visions

of sugar plums dancing
in his head, or maybe...

's original destructive
programming has come back online.

Open container. I will
give adjustments.

Stop!

As an ambassador of
good will towards men,

and the official Christmas
tree for this house,

I cannot allow you to
adjust in such a manner.

Give me the mallet.

Pleakley's right.

We need to find out why

he's acting the way he is.

Now, my little friend...

This brain analyzer
will let us see

what destructive
thoughts are in your mind.

But these aren't
destructive thoughts at all.

Ew!

Aha! You see there?

There was logical
reasoning for 's behavior.

You were after an
experiment pod the whole time?

I'm sorry. I thought

you were just after
the Christmas presents.

Now, we need to figure out
which present has the pod,

then return all the other gifts.

Aah... Maka maka! Salsa!

Oh, no.

It was Santa!

It was horrible!

He took the roof, and
all of stitch's presents!

And he didn't even notice me!

And I'm the Christmas tree!

Ho ho ho.

Hey, what is wrong?

Why the long branches?

I'm doing my best

to represent a
coniferous evergreen

indicative of the
holiday season,

but no one seems to care!

Oh. Maybe maybe you
need festive parcels.

What?

Presents for to
have underneath you.

Of course!

Presents under
the Christmas tree!

I've been going
about this backwards!

Christmas isn't about the tree.

It's about the
presents under it.

and little girl
are stalking gantu.

They will bring presents.

No, no, no, I have
to get my own.

Otherwise, it
doesn't really count.

Jumba, it's time
we took a little trip...

To the mall!

The big whale head

must have all the
presents inside the ship.

We'll have to figure out
a way to sneak inside.

We'll have to be
quiet, and not... stitch?

Eee aah!

Hey, hey, hey! Keep
it down out here!

I'm taking a Christmas nap!

Ah, for the love of...

I'm ok.

I'm fluffy!

I mean it! Pipe down!

Ow.

Ok, then.

We'll storm the place!

Be on your guard.

I do not want to be trampled
in holiday shopping frenzy.

Look!

There he is!

It's Santa!

Sabata!

Aha!

Santa? Hey, you're
not Santa claus!

You're not any claus at all.

Wrap him up, stitch!

I'll find the presents.

Shuggiba!

Hey, I was saving
that nog for later!

There's no presents.

Ah, look.

Gantu took all the
presents, all right?

Took them? Where?

Oh, hang on. I should get that.

Hello.

Is and little
girl being there?

It's, uh... It's for you.

Jumba, gantu and
the presents are gone.

Both are here at mall.

Although at first we
thought gantu was Santa,

but he was an impostor!

Oh, no, you don't, lady.

I saw it first!

Aah! You must hurry.

Shopping on Christmas
Eve is very dangerous.

Come on, stitch.

You wrapped a
small parcel for me.

It's among these others.

I can't seem to find it.

To hamsterwheel,

from your space buddy gantu.

Have a cosmic Christmas
and a nebulous new year.

Show off.

Finally!

An unactivated pod
that I can hand over to...

Magata!

Abomination!

Gantu, don't you know?

Christmas is all about giving.

And you're going
to give that back,

or by the crest of
the tanlars moon, I'll...

You'll what?

I am asking.

Gantu...

In accordance with
galactic stand-off regulations,

you, my friend, are outnumbered.

Or, in the immortal
words of Santa claus,

ho ho ho.

Hey! That's not fair!

You can't do this
to a Christmas tree!

Hand it over.

Oh!

Oh!

Jumba, be careful!

You're twisting my tinsel!

Your elbow is in of my eyes.

Stop that, you little trog!

Whoa!

I'm looking for a shrunken head.

Fake, of course.

Shrunken head?

Sorry, lady.

Head shrinking is not part
of Hawaii's cultural heritage.

Try South America.

What was that?

Look! It's Santa!

And his mutant elf!

Hurry! Take this!

Hand it over.

I don't have it, you big dummy!

My Patience is growing thin.

Ow! Hey! Stop that!

Oh... oh... oh...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Ha! Got you!

Oh, blitzen.

That's the biggest
Santa I've ever seen.

At last!

Freedom!

Sweet holiday freedom!

Aah!

I've lost my decorative orbs!

Lilo, are you all right?

I'm fine.

I should have done
this a long time ago!

Go ahead!

You've already ruined Christmas

for everyone.

I ruined Christmas?

You're the one
who took the present

I was planning to
give to hamsterviel.

You...

Were going to give
hamsterviel a gift?

Well, yes.

Isn't that what your
Christmas holiday is all about,

giving presents?

Actually... You're right.

Igulligoo?

It's not about getting presents.

It's about giving.

Santa?

Do I get a present?

You? A proto earth form?

Don't be ridiculous.

Why would i...
No, that's not fair.

Stop looking at me like that.

Cease using your ocular
orbs to gain sympathy.

This is an infectious holiday
you have on this planet.

Perhaps this is a
present we can all enjoy!

I can always find something
else to send to hamsterviel.

Oh... experiment .

This is experiment I designed

as a beacon to
signal alien armada.

I think will make
excellent gift.

I'm gonna call you... Topper.

And I know the
perfect place for you.

See!

I knew I made a
great Christmas tree!

Oh... The blinking
lights tickle.

And best of all...

I now have the
perfect tree topper.

You see?

Makes wonderful decoration

for Christmas tree, no?

And here's one for little kikoa.

One for pakeesha.

And this one's for James.

Is good.

I am liking this
holiday more and more.

Ohana is the best gift of all.

Mele Karma chameleon!

That's mele kalikimaka!

Hey! Who turned on
the signal beacon?

Who cares? They got
fruitcake down there!

Come on, guys!