01x31 - Felix

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Hao!

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Ha ha ha.

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♪ no malihini ohana ♪

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a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

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♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Gantu!

I'm sending experiment
back to you!

He is driving me bananas!

No. Please, I...

and no fishy little whining

or complaining or making with

the "please, don't
send it back!"

But... very well.

You do have fishy
lips, you know.

Eee!

Blitsnak! I thought
we'd seen the last of you.

Get out and stay out,

you miserable needle-nosed trog!

Oh!

Ohh.

Huh?

There is no escape, stitch.

Huh?

It's bath time!

Noga!

Stitch! Come back!

Lilo, I'm home.

Lilo!

Nani?

I thought you were at
the werewolf recruiter drive

in Honolulu.

I just came home to pack.

And it's a seminar
on executive careers

in tourism.

That is what the werewolves

want you to think.

Grr!

I can't be a fin and
snorkel rental girl forever.

This seminar could be my step up

to something really great.

Like president werewolf?

Yeah.

And I'll tell you what...

Clean this mess
up, and keep it clean,

and you might be my
wolf girl vice-president.

But cleaning is a pain,

and it's boring.

Yeah. Boring.

I know it's boring, but...

Besides, jumba
says a little clutter

keeps the place
feeling lived in.

Uhh!

Jumba is evil, remember?

No wonder the place
always gets trashed

whenever I leave
you alone with him

and that walking
noodle pleakley.

Don't you worry
about a thing, nani.

Not... a... thing.

This "walking noodle"
just happens to be

an absolute neat freak.

I'll whip these two little
messy-makers into shape.

I'll make 'em mop and vacuum

and Polish and scrub

until their scrubbers are sore.

Just like if you were
here to nag us yourself.

Well, ok.

But I want this place spotless

when I get back. Got it?

See you tomorrow.

Ok, troops,

let's get out the mop and bucket

and have some good clean fun!

Hee hee hee!

Get it? Clean?

And we're... hey!

Whoo!

Nani's gone till tomorrow!

Vacation!

Let's go play beach
mummy invasion.

Whoa! Huh?

Hold up.

What's happened to
our beautiful beach?

Someone better clean
up this mess quick!

Looks like beach
mummies were here already

and trashed the place.

Ha ha ha!

Naga. Naga!

Cannonball, I know you
love making good waves,

but you're messing up the beach.

I mean, it looks good to me,

but the grownups won't like it.

You try to explain.

I'll clean up the beach.

No, wait, I'll talk to him.

You clean up the beach.

Ohh!

Ha ha ha!

Ugh.

Huh?

Aloha.

Ok, cannonball's going
to tone it down a little bit.

Huh?

What's that?

Cousin.

It's some kind of spic and
span raider or something.

Let's catch it.

Shameeko!

Uhh! Spabota!

Hide him!

Moses is back.

Huh?

Oh, weird!

And, uh, that's
how we put litter

in its place.

Lilo, did you clean up

this whole beach by yourself?

Stitch helped.

We all always like
to clean up the beach.

And then, uh, sit
on a picnic basket.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Well, you did an excellent job.

It shows great...

Taking care of the beach.

That means we're
like good deed doers.

You two should
come by halekaionu.

For an ice cream
rewarding our good deed?

Heh heh heh.

No, to help with
the spring cleaning.

Blah!

Sorry, we have a full schedule

of basket sitting.

Right, stitch?

Yeah. Bark! Bark!

Ok. Well,mahalo.

Ohh!

That was close.

Aah!

Little girl and ,

meet experiment .

I'm naming him
Felix because on TV

all neat freaks are named Felix.

Aloha, neat freak.

You should have seen
him cleaning up that beach.

He was all voom-voom-voom,

and poot-poot-poot,
with his nose.

Nose... ha...

Is not just rudimentary
olfactory device.

Is sophisticated biosystem

of tiny brushes and
hormonal detergents.

has threefold duty.

Automatically tidy
up all messes...

Digest process all
garbage and trash...

Antisepticize against
all unhealthy germs

and sources of filth.

So he's hung up on dirt,
just like nani and pleakley.

I heard that!

You're talking about me.

Aaaah!

Mele kalikimaka!

Another monster in the house?

No, no, no, no, no.

I forbid it!

But Felix is just like you.

You two would
probably get along great.

Are you kidding?

It's nothing but a walking sack

of jumba's evil geniusness.

It's dangerous!

Jumba? He's not dangerous.

Is he?

If I am remembering correctly,

could not tell difference

between dirt for cleaning up

and unbathed evil
genius for leaving alone.

But I'm quite certain I
fixed that loooong ago.

Yes, now little
is so gentle,

would not hurt
even tiniest earth fly.

Grr!

Dirty.

Ugh! !

Wilted lettuce.
Lunch meat wrappers.

Don't you ever put away...

Not my fault, fish wit.

You had a perfectly
good mutant cleaner

in your hand, but
you kicked it out.

It was driving me bananas!

But I'm beginning
to think I kicked out

the wrong experiment.

Hey, you and me
both. What a stench!

Sweet sulphur gas,

how I wish I'd get
kicked out of here.

Grr.

I'm surprised you're here, lilo.

I thought you and your dog had

a full schedule
of basket sitting.

We finished early.

Well, I think we have
the outside under control.

If you want to start inside...

Sounds good to us.

Yeah. Bark! Bark!

Great. The weird
factor is here to mess up

all our hard work.

Right?

We already have one neat freak

too many in our house.

So that's definitely not
the one place you belong.

But maybe you could
be the janitor here.

Ah!

Feels good to give back

to the community, huh?

Ehh.

Nice job, Felix.

Hmm.

Dirty.

No! Bad neat freak!

Uhh!

That's not trash.
It's priceless.

You can't eat it!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Aah!

Aaah!

Oh, no.

Eech!

Lilo!

Oh, lilo.

I'm sorry.

I guess I got a
little carried away.

You know, with the cleaning.

Ohh. This was over
years old, lilo,

made by queen
lili'uokalani herself.

I'm really sorry.

I think maybe you've
helped out enough for today.

What are we gonna do with you?

What's wrong?

My new king sweeper ...

that's what's wrong!

It's supposed to be the
ultimate cleaning machine,

but look.

Click, click, click.

Nothing!

It doesn't work at all!

Oh, online shopping,

how could you forsake me so?!

Never mind. Felix
already cleaned up.

Wow.

Heh heh heh.

Ha ha ha.

He's good.

Ground-in dirt...

Glug! Glug! Glug!

Coffee stains...

Even ink spots...

This little guy's even more
obsessively, compulsively,

annoyingly neat than I am.

I have found my soul mate!

He's staying with us!

Laundry pressed and starched.

Linoleum buffed
to a blinding Polish.

It doesn't get any better.

Pleakley, your "soul mate"

just threw out my
collection of sea shells

that look like presidents!

Salty sea junk? Who cares?

And it chucked out stitch's bed.

Worm-eaten pineapple
crate? So what?

I have been working on cure

for pesky earth viruses.

Has anyone seen
my petri dish cultures?

Cure for the common cold?

Better off without it!

Dirty.

Trashy old sewing
machine, who needs it?

Yeah! Just a heap
of scrap metal...

Wait!

That's not trash, it's retro.

It's retroooooo!

Ohh!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

It had an original s bobbin!

I never thought I'd say this,

but there's such a
thing as too clean!

Whoa.

Felix out-pleakleyed pleakley.

Ohh! Hey, now!

Open up that door!

Don't make me count to !

... ... Uh-oh.

Ah-oh. I'm just rememering,

I did not fix flaw in
's programming.

Great.

Now you remember.

So what was the flaw?

Logic problem in
's third function.

Antisepticize against
all unhealthy germs

and sources of filth,

which is what he sees us as...

Filthy, huge germs
to antisepticize.

That's something like
taking a bath, right?

Yes, like taking a bath.

The last bath you'll ever take!

Huh?

Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!

Jumba! Lilo!

What's going on in there?!

We are running for lives!

Hurry, before Felix
antisepticizes us!

Dirty!

Aah!

Ooh! Aah! Ooh!

Dang.

Waaah!

Ohh.

Waaah!

And now is the time
for the reprogramming

I should have done years ago.

I don't know, maybe
reprogramming

the little fella is
a bit too much.

After all, cleanliness
is next to pleakleyness.

Hey, even you said
Felix was too clean.

Yeah, but he did
disinfect all the silverware.

That's good.

And he nearly sanitized
us to kingdom come.

That's bad!

You're so picky.

Well, did it work?

All I can say is,
it better have.

That was my last
pair of rubber gloves.

Ahem.

Presenting . , the upgrade.

Reversed polarity,

so is no longer
obsessively neat.

Well, let's try him out.

Ohh... What price science?

Yes, see?

No reaction at all
to big mess-making.

Heh heh heh!

Ohh!

Hey, what's he doing?

I'm evil genius,
not fortune teller.

Now Felix is an Oscar.

A total dirt freak!

Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!

Interesting.

Perhaps I reversed
polarities tiniest bit too much.

Gee, you think?

Hello?

Hey, kiddo.

Nani?

How's Honolulu?

Oh, you were right,
lilo. I should have gone

to the werewolf
recruiters instead.

Executive careers
sound so boring.

I'm coming home early.

How early?

I'm at the airport right now.

I should be home
in about minutes.

Oh, make that
minutes. There's my ride.

Lilo! Ohh.

Come on! Come on! Come on!

We've gotta get this
place cleaned up!

Can you make Felix
into a neat freak again?

Yes.

But would need minutes.

Go get your king sweeper !

We've got no time!

Oh, I thought you
liked things messy.

Not this messy.

It's like too much
of a good thing.

Well, it's too late
to start appreciating

my tidiness now.

You want clean,
clean it yourself.

Ohh.

Lilo, I'm home!

Hey, the place
doesn't look too bad.

There's a layer of
grime on everything,

but I guess I can't
expect you to be too clean.

Besides, it gives the
house that nice lived-in feel.

Oh, it's good to be home.

Yep, I think they
learned a little lesson

about the importance
of being clean.

But just clean enough,

not obsessively, dangerously,

scary clean, like some people.

What are you, an
after-school special?

Speaking of clean,

what are we gonna do with Felix,

who isn't so clean anymore?

Hmm. I gabba patoota.

There!

Finally got the place clean.

Uh-uh-uh. You missed a spot.

The entire kitchen.

Say...

Experiment ! You're back!

We never should have let you go!

, look, it's... hey,
what's he doing?

I don't know,
but I don't like it.

Aaaah!