01x37 - Slugger

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

All right, men...

and evil geniuses

and genetic mutants
from outer space,

we are here today
for one purpose

and one purpose only...

to destroy myrtle's
softball team.

So let's get out there and
really tear up the base paths!

Rrrrrrah!

I didn't mean
that literally, stitch.

Eh, question.

Uh, once team is beaten,

do losers become
our servants for life?

What?! No!

Hmm. It's how team sports
work on my home planet.

- Check it out, girls...
- Team weird-lo.

We're called lilo's lasers.

Prepare to get zapped, myrtle!

Sorry I'm late. I had
to put on my gear.

Baseball, anyone?

She should've named
her team lilo's losers.

Pleakley, that's
a tennis outfit,

not a baseball outfit.

Heh heh. Oh, I beg to differ.

I wrote my masters thesis

about earth sporting events

and their attendant fashions,

gleaned from hours
of exhaustive research.

You should read it.

You might just learn something.

What kind of grade did you get?

Well, heh... I was
going through some

difficult personal
problems at the time.

Just take left field.

Bring it on!

Wind and deliver, splody!

It's yours, pleakley!

Pleakley, what are you doing?!

I'm looking for the legendary

baseball diamond.

It must be really
big and valuable.

No! Get the ball!

Oh, ok. Aah!

Hey, where'd it go?

Is under your third leg!

Which one is that?

Nice try.

Ouch!

Chooby-chiva!

That's my team one,
your team nothing!

It's ok. We can get 'em back!

Come on, stitch!

Ooh! I mean Kenny!

Home run!

Way to go, Kenny!

Thank you. Thank you.

Whoa!

Aah... rrr-ah!

Oh!

Ok, pleakley,
outs, bases loaded,

bottom of the ninth.

If you get a hit, we win.

I won't just get a hit.

I'm gonna get a touchdown.

Stee-rike one!

Stee-rike !

Swing harder.

Whoa!

Oof!

Strike ! You're out of there!

I got strikes?!

How do you like me now, huh?

Who da man?

Yeah, we win! Whoo-hoo!

Yay! All right.

Pleakley, strikes are bad.

Oh, no, that's where
you're wrong, young missy.

If you roll in a row,

it's called a Turkey.

And if you roll in a row,

it's a perfect game.

Strikes are good.

Strikes in bowling are good.

Strikes in baseball are bad!

, , , , who
did we humiliate?

Weird-lo, weird-lo, booooo!

Thanks a lot, pleakley.

I'm going home

and locking myself in my room

with all the lights off.

I'm thinking maybe
we had a chance

if it wasn't for the
one-eyed wonder.

All right, keep your
eye on the ball...

Unh! Whoops.

How are we
supposed to get better

when our coach can't even hit?

Let's, uh... Let's
try that again.

Wait, this isn't a softball.

Brrrr!

Go fetch, boy.

Mmm...

Hmmph!

Come on!

Pick up the pace already!

Don't rush me.

Earth board games
are deceptively complex.

Ok. I'm ready.

Great move!

Thank you.

King me, bubby.

Aw, checkers just isn't my game.

At least you're consistent.

You're a loser... At
pretty much everything.

Why, you little...

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Primary function,

deflection of incoming
enemy projectiles.

Mm. It's your lucky day.

I haven't the time
to pummel you.

I have an experiment to catch.

Whoa! Unh!

Brother, what a sore loser.

Let's go get a treat at kiki's.

That'll cheer us up.

Hey, weird-lo!

Forget it, myrtle.

I'm not in the mood.

Well, at least you're
good at one thing...

Being a sore loser.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Next time, you're the one

who's gonna be the loser!

Next time?

You want to get whipped again?

Just name the time and place.

Any time, any place, any game.

Fine!

But let's make it interesting

this time.

How?

You win, you get my dolls.

I win, I get your Elvis records.

My Elvis?!

I knew you'd be too scared.

I'm not scared.

You're on!

I love the smell of
trog in the morning.

No abomination can hide from me.

Hmmph!

I know that experiment
is here somewhere,

and I will find it.

Why did you let me
agree to a rematch?

As long as pleakley's
on our team,

we don't stand a chance.

Stitch!

Stop slurping so loud.

I'm trying to complain.

Ahh.

Ooh! Blblbl!

Daba eek!

Hey... where'd that come from?

Cousin!

Found you, abomination.

Come on, stitch.

Rescue time.

Ahh.

You're not as strong as
some of your trog brethren.

Unh! Cousin!

Rrr-ah!

Hey, there, little guy.

We're not going to hurt you.

We're here to give
you a new home.

But see that guy over there?

Unh! I'm going to
vaporize you, trog,

just as soon as I can see you!

Well, if you come with us,

we'll keep you
safe from him. Ok?

Coconuts, avocados?

Wow, he really likes
to bat things around.

Mmm.

Guacamole!

Experiment will SWAT
at many different things.

In addition to deflecting
airborne projectiles

launched by enemies,

he is also programmed
to SWAT away balls,

toys, and fruit
thrown over fence

by annoying neighbor children.

He hits balls?

Tomorrow, lilo's lasers
hit the practice field.

We're gonna b*at
myrtle's team yet.

Ooh, for the rematch,

will we be the home team

or the away team?

Because according
to my research,

the home team wears
a white uniform uh...

While the away team...

You know what, pleakley?

It's just practice,

and you're so good already,

you don't have to come.

Oh. Ok.

Thanks.

All right, slugger,

just do what comes naturally.

Whoa!

Team, I think
we've got a ringer.

I'm here for practice!

I know you said I
didn't need to come,

but as a loyal
member of the team,

I felt it was my duty.

That's an ice hockey outfit.

Oh... I thought this
was an extra-special bat.

Oh, well, at least I brought

a catching implement.

Pleakley, maybe
baseball isn't your game.

But I've been studying
my thesis all day.

I'm ready.

I know, but... Pleakley, look.

You're a lousy player,
and I need to win...

Really, really badly.

Oh. Ok.

I understand.

Nothing personal.

No, no, don't worry about me.

I'll be fine.

I have plenty of activities

to fill my day. Really.

Hmm.

Don't look at me that way.

With pleakley on the team,

we would have lost.

And with slugger, we'll win.

Besides, pleakley
said he'd be fine.

Oh... come on. Let's practice.

Nice one, slugger.

Blast that .

I'll never be able to
just steal an experiment

with him around.

I need to take another tack.

I don't know why you
bet lilo her records.

What are you gonna do with them?

Who cares?

I just want lilo to suffer.

Hey, someone's using the field.

It's lilo's losers.

And they got a new player.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Whoa!

He's a ringer.

Doesn't mean she'll win.

She's gonna win.

We just need a
ringer of our own.

Somebody big and strong.

Maybe a Samoan.

Perhaps I could be of service.

You're perfect.

Good. I just have one
condition for joining up.

All right, guys, it's go time!

Splodyhead, pull up your socks.

Hey, weird-lo, ready
to meet your doom?

We're going to destroy you.

You're cheating.

You put gantu on your team.

So? You have a new player, too.

It's not the same.

You're just scared.

I'm not scared.

Then let's sweeten the bet.

Whoever wins gets him!

Slugger?

I bet I know whose idea that is.

Heh heh heh.

You're on.

I'll even let you
have first at bat.

Who said we were
playing baseball?

I thought we'd play
basketball this time.

What?!

You did say "any time,
any place, any game."

I... I did?

Uh... you did.

But I... I didn't mean to!

What a dirty trick.

What are we gonna do?

Uh, perhaps we
should concede defeat.

And give up slugger?

No way.

We just gotta figure out a way

to counter gantu.

Pleakley, cheering:
Lilo, lilo, she's our man.

She'll dunk myrtle
in the garbage can.

Go, lilo!

Pleakley, what
are you doing here?

Supporting my team.

Go, team!

Oh, but... I dumped
you from the team.

I know, but I've
always been loyal.

Can't help it. That's just me.

Hey, can we get
this game started?!

I'm dying to get my hands
on your Elvis records.

My mom needs some new coasters.

Let's do it.

Ok, who's gonna tip
off against our ringer?

You're the tallest.

Jump up and try to
knock the ball to us.

Oh, no. You know
what they say...

Evil geniuses can't jump.

Miga hogata.

We meet again, on
a different b*ttlefield,

but this time the
rules favor me.

Ok, we're playing to .

May the best team win.

Lilo's!

Tookie bah waba!

Yes!

Oh... sh**t!

So they're bigger and badder,

we're smaller, but gladder.

We could b*at 'em real good

if we just had a ladder!

Yay!

Rrr-heet-heet-heet!

Whoa!

Unh! Ooh!

Ok, maybe slugger can
be our basketball ringer, too.

Let's get him the ball.

Slugger, you're supposed
to catch it, not hit it.

Gimme an "s." "S."

Gimme an "m." "M."

Gimme a "y." "Y."

Gimme a "z." "Z."

Gimme another "z." "Z."

Gimme a "y." "Y."

"Gimme an "x." "X."

What's that spell?

Smyzzyx!

Smyzzyx?

It means "b*at their
pants off" in florganon.

Rrrrr-row!

Offsetting mayhem. Jump ball.

I can't believe
this is happening.

Aw, cheer up.

Sporting events are supposed
to be about having fun.

Yeah, but myrtle's going
to get all my Elvis records

and slugger.

I have to win!

You just need a little break.

You toss the ball, I'll
give you a breather.

No, wait. I-I'm fine!

All right, let's play this
game like it oughta be played.

Ooh la. Ha ha ha ha ha!

I'll pick the big guy.

Get out of my way!

Wow! Pleakley's got game!

Rrrah-huh!

Ooh-gabba!

Go, stitch!

Go, pleakley!

Nice jam!

We won!

You made me lose my dolls!

I tried my best.

He's just so... Springy!

I should've known
you were a loser.

Don't call me that.

Never call me that!

I don't care what the terms
of our agreement were.

I'm taking that trog.

Loser. Hmmph!

I have had enough!

Whoa-oa! Unh!

Ready?

I'm not losing this time.

Whoa!

Now, about those dolls.

Pleakley, I just wanna say

thanks for being loyal to me.

It made me realize I
should have supported you

when you were on
my baseball team.

Oh, I don't blame
you one little bit.

I was awful at baseball.

It doesn't matter.

Loyalty to your friends is
more important than winning.

It's even more important
than a stack of Elvis records.

Please... I'm getting all teary.

You didn't tell us you
could play b-ball, though.

It turns out that
earth basketball

is virtually identical
to priznolabrack

on my home planet.

I was a -time priznolabrack
grand champion.

Well, thanks to you,
we got to keep slugger

and help him find
his one true place.

Batter up!

I got it.

Oops.

Aw, don't worry,
Bobby, you'll get it.

Ok, slugger, same spot.

Way to go, Bobby!

With slugger hitting
fielding practice,

this team will be in
first place in no time...

Thanks to lilo.

Hachubida?

Oh, yeah. Myrtle's
dolls need to find

their one true place, too.

Hmm... I think the
children's hospital

would like all these
pretty dolls. Don't you?

Ya! Hee hee.

Maybe we should let
myrtle keep one of them.

Nah. Nah.