02x08 - No Funerals

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02x08 - No Funerals

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[intense music plays]

[Nikolai] The Fold
should have fallen by now.

- Did she find the Firebird?
- Long story. It's Mal.

I'm sorry. Did you say Mal is a bird?

Still no sign of Kirigan.

[rumbling]

We go in, we find Alina and Mal.

Here.

Don't you need it?

I've got more experience with pain.

[thunder rumbling]

[Tolya] Follow me.

[Volcra growling]

In there.

- [all exclaiming, grunting]
- [door closes]

Metal hinges. Jesper.

[Jesper] Move.

- That should hold the Volcra.
- [Jesper] We'll see.

[hissing]

Everybody, back.

[growling]

Kirigan's shadow monster.

[splutters] But without the blade,
how do you k*ll a shadow?

All we have is this.

[growling]

Shield your eyes.

Don't move!

Yes! My man.

We haven't actually
put a label on it, yeah?

I mean, he did that.

[growling]

[growling]

Alina!

Mal, stay with me! Mal.

[panting]

Nina! Nina!

[Volcra growls]

Alina. Look at me. [gasping]
I don't have much time.

No.

Please.

[sobbing] I can't.

Make them redraw all the maps.

I love you.

You know where to find me.

[Alina cries]

Yeah.

[sniffles]

[breathing heavily]

[gasping]

Mal.

[breathing heavily]

I love you.

I'll never know a love more than this.

[yells]

[exhilarating music plays]

Extraordinary.

[screeching]

- [all grunting]
- [growling]

Saints! She did it.

Why is it still here?

The sun can't k*ll it!

- [growling]
- [grunting]

[grunting]

Tolya!

[softly] Inej...

[low growling]

[Zoya grunts]

[both grunting]

[breathes heavily]

[gasps]

Mal!

[cries] Nina! Nina!

Nina! Nina, come please!

- Go.
- Nina.

Oh!

Oh, Saints. How long?

Just now. Can you save him?

[breathing heavily]

[crying]

Now... you know sacrifice.

Beyond anything you've ever known.

And look what it did.

Indeed.

Look what it did.

Mal and I changed the world.

We tore down your Shadow Fold.

You have my sympathies
for what comes next,

when you realize that
what you've done solves nothing.

The world doesn't need
a Saint to protect it.

It needs a monster.

And while I remain... [coughing]

[labored breathing]

Let me be your monster.

You think that after everything,
I'd still stand by you?

There is no light without darkness.

Without me,
you have no counter, no balance.

Let me carry the hatred of this world.

Hatred.

Because of the choices you made.

Choices you too will make... in time.

I will never walk your path.

I know you believe that now. [groans]

But soon...

Soon you will have no equal.

The years spent alone
will grind you down, they will harden you.

And who will be there
to shield you from it?

Who will be there to save you?

[groans]

I will save myself.

Your legacy is already written.

There is no redemption.

[grunting]

[gasping]

[growling]

Leave her alone! No! [grunts]

[chokes, gasps]

[panting]

[Kirigan groaning]

You can't control them, can you?

You can't control any of it.

I thought I could control it all once.

Find peace.

And for a moment,

I swear I did.

- [Kn*fe swishing]
- [grunts]

[groaning]

Without me, know they will come for you.

Let them come.

- [Alina grunts]
- [Kirigan gasps]

[labored breathing]

Alina,

you make sure there is nothing left of me.

Please. [chokes] Please.

Blue skies.

[sentimental music plays]

My Little Saint.

[growling]

[Nadia] Kirigan must be dead!

[panting]

[grunts]

[breathing heavily]

[grunts] Come on, you stubborn bastard.

He's putting up a good fight, this one.

Like something's
holding him on the other side.

Give him a reminder then,
what matters over here.

Mal.

Come back.

You'd have to use merzost.
Swear to me you'll never use it.

I swear.

You will not know what price it demands
until it is too late.

Please.

[bell tolling in distance]

[gasps]

[breathing heavily]

[laughing in disbelief]

Saints, you had me worried.

How?

How did you...

Hey, hey, you're okay. You're okay.

[somber instrumental music plays]

What do we do with him?

[Alina] Will you wait with him
until we return?

I don't want any heretics to find the body
and make a martyr's relic of it.

We'll burn him where he fell.

We're on the other side of this now.

There's no turning back.

[indistinct chatter]

Long may the night carry our souls

Until the dawn renews us

Rabinov.

Canto Seventeen.

Seems we both share
an appreciation for life's beauty.

[Nikolai groans]

Are you okay?

A moment of sun
before we deal with our losses.

Dominik.

He did exactly what any of us
would have done for each other.

For you.

[man shouts in distance]

You should have this.

It doesn't belong to me.

It belongs to a Saint in Shu Han
who wanted you to wield it.

You can keep it safe
until you can return it.

Thank you for saving my life, again.

I told you, my hand is yours
whenever you need it, Sankta Alina.

Please, just Alina.

Thank you. Sankta... Alina.

Could you tell Nikolai about Zoya?
I'll... I'll be there in a moment.

[Jesper] Saved!

[both laughing]

And Kirigan?

Dead. Zoya is protecting the body.

Alina wants it b*rned.

[Nikolai] Thank you.

My country might have
been sunk if you hadn't arrived.

Again.

We'll settle those thanks in gold.

He's right, you know.
We do have our adventures.

[Jesper sighs]

We should hire a writer
to jot down our story.

What will we call it?

The Four Charming Rogues of Ketterdam.

- Yes.
- There's five of us.

Right.

Five of Ke...

[Alina] You all right?
What are you doing up here?

Remember what I told you about true north?

Cardinal north?

Of course.

You were talking about us.

About home. How you could always find it.

I don't feel it anymore.

It left me as I d*ed.

Who I was. What I was.

Whatever gift I've been given.

So now I'm not sure we'll ever know.

Know what?

Why I walked past three
other orphanages until I found Keramzin.

Whether my bloodline and your powers
were the only reason we ever met.

The only reason we fell in love.

What does it matter?

I can't imagine my life without you,
I don't want to imagine it.

We've both known for a while now
you were meant for more.

And now...

I don't know what I'm meant for.

You're meant...

I was meant for you.

As a mythical amplifier to help
raise you up and achieve the unachievable.

And I've fulfilled that.

But now?

Now... you're alive.

Yeah.

[Kaz] You might be a saint, now.

Bringing someone back from the dead.

I wish I could take credit.

Wasn't me.

She's the real saint.

Once the world stops
looking at her with gratitude,

they'll start to wonder
if she's outstayed her welcome.

That'll be dangerous.

She may be the first person I've met

who is both of the two
most dangerous types in this world.

And which two are those?

[Nina] Those defending
their happily ever after.

And those who don't know
how to find their way to one.

- Sounds like someone else I know.
- I can make peace with this place.

I'm not giving up
on my happily ever after.

I'll claw my way to one. If he'll let me.

Let me help you.

[indistinct chatter]

- [breathing heavily]
- [Nina moaning]

This was to save your life.

Matthias, please.

[exhales sharply]

[indistinct chatter]

I want you to put me into the fights.

Someone's paid the guards to keep
your name off the roster until now.

I'm assuming that's Kaz Brekker.

- I don't even know him.
- Hmm.

Then rest your fate in my hands, lad.

We're gonna make a fortune.

You keep your money, Rollins.

I just want to feel something different.

Good.

Then someone's going to hurt.

David?

[Adrik] May the Saints receive you.

Adrik, have you seen David?

I thought he was with you.

I'll help you look.

[Genya breathing heavily]

This is the last place you saw him?

I can't feel his heartbeat.

[piercing cry]

Hey.

I've got you.

[crying softly]

[breath trembling]

[sobbing]

[fire crackling]

You go.

You both have every right.

For David.

[Alina] No grave.

Nothing left.

Goodbye, Aleksander.

[Nikolai] Today is a new beginning.

For all of Ravka.

Hell, for our whole world.

It's a bit daunting, isn't it?

Knowing where to go from here.

We've had a singular focus for so long.

So much blood has been shed.

After hundreds of years
separated by the Fold,


we can celebrate a unified Ravka.

[people chattering]

Our neighbors to the North
will see us united and will aim to strike.

But often it's not the battle
that takes the most from us.


It's the aftermath.

The chance to put
the pieces of our lives back together.

When a Firebird rises from the ashes,
it is not the same.

But in that rebirth, is potential.

Potential for new purpose.

Thanks to what Alina has done for us,

we all have a chance to better the world
now that the Fold is gone.

And above all, you must trust.

Trust in each other.

In yourselves.

Trust in the fact that
this is the start of better days to come.

And it won't be easy, of course.

Nothing is.

I had hoped to end that
on a more uplifting note, but here we are.

I'm sorry, this is a celebration.
We should go and find the...

Hey, hey, hey. Come here.

Hey.

You're a hero, you know that?

I don't want to be a hero.

Eventually they'll want to
celebrate the fact that you are.

[scoffs] Oh, no. [chuckles]

No parades. This is your victory.

Your chance to rebuild Ravka.

And you?

Could you really see yourself
as the captain of my guard?

[sighing]

Standing on the sidelines?

You deserve a life of your own.

How do you feel...

[sighs]

I've been told there is a vacancy
that might be more to your liking.

It's not as a tracker, is it?

[chuckles]

Privateer.

It's a life, Mal.

And was this your idea or his?

He's not the enemy.

I know.

He never was.

I don't know what happens next.

Where our paths will lead.

Or who we'll be
when we find each other again.

If this path... leads me back to you,

we'll know what we have is ours,
and ours alone.

Choice.

Not destiny.

Choice.

That's the real true north.

No chances left untaken.

You whip this place into shape.

Protect it the way you
protected me all those years ago.

I think I'm going to need
more than a letter opener.

This entire country
will become your blade.

[sighs]

[cries softly]

[footsteps approaching]

Lantsov paid up.

Everyone will get their cut.

And Nina?

She'll receive a pardon for deserting
and another for her Fjerdan.

As long as he stays out of trouble,
the charges will be dropped.

I also

wanted to say goodbye.

I didn't think
you were the sentimental type.

I was hoping
to have a lead on this by now.

I've been sending spies to the auctioneers

to see if anyone remembers a slaver
by the name of Gregor or Griggs.

Nothing yet.

But you can start here.

With the auctioneers.

You've been looking for my family?

For how long?

My brother is never coming back.

Yours still can.

Thank you.

I know this won't mean much to you...

but I pray for him.

For Jordie.

I don't want your prayers.

What do you want then?

To die, buried under
the weight of my own gold.

More money.

More scores to settle.

Was there never another dream?

[Kaz] Stay.

Stay in Ketterdam.

Stay with me.

And what would be the point?

I want you to.

I want...

I want... you.

And how will you have me?

Gloves on?

Fully clothed?

And your head turned,
so our lips never touch?

[sighs]

I will have you...

without your armor, Kaz Brekker.

Or I will not have you at all.

[breathing deeply]

[breathing deeply]

[exhales]

[indistinct chatter]

- Sure you don't want to come?
- These feet were meant for solid ground.

- Take care of her.
- I think she can take care of herself.

But O! Wouldst thou weather all storms

Ride at the tides into the nights in...

That's enough poetry
for today, get on with it.

[Mal] Hold up.

Well then.

This is good news.

It took me a while
to come up with a nickname for you.

I think I finally found it.

Safe travels, Sturmhond.

[scoffs]

I'm not a captain.
I don't have the right to be...

No one said captain.

I mean, you wear the coat, play the part.

The world needs a Sturmhond.

And I need the Volkvolny's eye
on other countries.

Tamar and Tolya are in command.

Shall we?

I think we shall.

[both] Don't touch that.

Thank you.

Welcome aboard.

[speaking Ravkan]

[in Ravkan] Thank you.

[in English] What?

Hey. Come on. Give it back.

[engine accelerating]

[triumphant music plays]

[indistinct chatter]

I know my job, axes.

Tolya.

How's it looking?

Almost there.

That's it! The slaver ship!

[Mal] Nadia! Bring us in.

[triumphant music plays]

[Pekka] Friends of the Hellshow,

lay down your money,

and prepare your nerves,

for tonight, for one night,

[spectators clamoring]

I give you something special.

[all cheering]

A clash of conviction

and rage.

Enter... Fjerdan.

[cheering]

[Nina] No.

Matthias! Matthias!

[cheering]

Hiemstra! I have
a letter from the King of Ravka.

Back off, people!

Matthias Helvar has been pardoned.
You must stop this immediately.

[people shouting]

There's no stopping this.

What? No...

No, please! Please!

Take me to who's in charge!
Take me to who's in charge!

Enough of that. Back off, people.

[people cheering]

[wolves growling]

Rollins!

This was not the deal.

[growling]

Rollins!

[barking, snarling]

[wolves whimper]

[booing]

Do not hurt them.

Bring me anything else
and I will fight it.

[snarling]

[groans]

No.

Djel will absolve me. I am clean.

[wolves barking]

- Rollins! Rollins!
- [man grunts]

[people cheering]

[whistling]

Rollins! Stop this now!

[whistles]

Get her out of here!

Bastard!

No!

[Nina yells, grunts]

Matthias!

[panting]

Nina.

Matthias!

[yells] No!

[thunder rumbling]

[clamoring]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

No more malt liquor.

I want port wine,
Kaelish whiskey and spiced rum.

And go to the Menagerie
and look for a girl named Kesh.

Tell her I'll buy out any indenture

who'd rather work as
a serving girl at the Crow Club.

Drinks, waiting tables,
charming the customers.

No skin trade.

This is a salaried position.

[knock on door]

Come in.

You are expected shortly
for the processional.

I'll be there straight away.

Suppose I am the guest of honor.

Any words of advice from your time
ruling in my family's stead?

Some might have cautioned you

against staging this celebration
on the night of Hringkälla.

The most notable Fjerdan festival.

And some might call it
a strong opening salvo.

What should I call you?

Certainly Apparat is not your birth name.

You look very much like a Lev.

You are drawing a line in the sand.

You are demanding to know
who has Ravka's back

based on the attendance list.

That's the general plan. Yes.

And you will face scrutiny.

Distrust.

Could lead to further problems.

For instance, your claim to the throne
might be called into question.

Any other optimistic words of advice?

Leonid?

Without being betrothed to the Sun Saint,

you would not have made it this far.

[scoffs] You're only as strong as her.

For a man of faith,
you don't seem to have a lot in me.

I put my faith
in those who have earned it.

One more thing.

There is no place for secrets
when you sit upon the throne.

[scoffs]

Such sage wisdom.

I'll see you in the chapel.

[groans softly]

[gasps]

[sizzling]

[growling]

[breathing heavily]

[dramatic music plays]

[door opens]

A visit from the King?

Well, not until the Apparat
drapes a dead animal on me

and bonks me on the head with a scepter.

It's very noble, this whole royal thing.

Are you checking in on me?

Or are you hiding from what comes next?

Can it be both?

Can it be me coming to thank you for...

I would be so very incredibly, ultimately
alone in this moment, were it not for you.

All of Ravka loves you.

Though Fjerda
might not be quite so thrilled

with the coronation falling
on the same night as Hringkälla.

Let me phrase it differently.

Were it not for you,

I would be
the loneliest king in the world.

You're the Sun Summoner, savior of Ravka.

I'm honored to have you by my side.

You're not going
to have them clink glasses

and make us kiss for them, are you?

No. [chuckles] No kissing.

Not unless you're thinking of me,
instead of trying to forget him.

- [door opens]
- [indistinct conversation]

Oh. Genya and Zoya are my escorts.

Well,

I shall leave you to it.

- Well, that one's a mess.
- [door opens]

I could fix him. [chuckles]

You really could have asked for my help
instead of whatever team Nikolai sent.

I miss pulling straw from your hair
after scrapping with this one.

We're on the same side, now.

I mean, as much as that might be boring,
I'm actually rather pleased about it.

[Alina] And Ravka is next.

I think the three of us
can begin to fix what's been broken.

You're asking for our help.

Of course she is. We're fantastic.

Where do we start?

I'd like you to oversee things
here at the palace.

I'd like it to be a refuge for anyone,

Grisha or otkazat'sya,
who needs a safe haven.

Like the Spinning Wheel.

And you, I'd like for you
to be in charge of Grisha training.

I think I can whip them into shape.

As long as no actual whips are involved.

I make no promises.

And I don't want Grisha
to be defined by their orders.

No more colored Keftas.

- That's a lovely idea.
- But I look amazing in blue.

And as for me,

I wouldn't be here
if it weren't for my friends.

And I think Ravka could do with some, too.

I have a very important blade
I have to return to Shu Han

and I'm hoping to
make some alliances while I'm there.

We've been estranged long enough.

The three of us
can do a lot of good together.

Our little Triumvirate.

[Kaz] You three...

An opportunity has presented itself.

The most lucrative job we've ever taken.

There's a new w*apon
about to hit the market.


If it does, it could make
the destruction of the Shadow Fold


seem like a spring picnic.

Every corner of the world
would feel the effects.


It's a drug called jurda parem.

Highly addictive.

And if Grisha take it,

their power is amplified
a thousand times over.


The chemist who created it fled to Kerch
once he realized what he'd done,


but the Fjerdans caught him.
He now awaits trial.


If the Fjerdans weaponize this drug,
the consequences would be unimaginable.


Everything we've ever known,

every strength
we've relied upon, shattered.


Any questions?

[speaking Fjerdan]

- [ominous music plays]
- [people screaming]

[heart pounding]

[yells]

[breathing heavily]

[people coughing]

[ominous music plays]
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