02x07 - Checkers

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

There's nothing better
than being outdoors.

Working the soil,

making mud pies.

Ahh!

Lilo!

Sounds like nani found
my mud pie batter.

I bet she wants to tell
me how good it tastes.

Did you do that?

We were keeping the
mud for the pies cold.

And that?

That's my mud pie secret...

Premix the mud to
a fluffy consistency.

What about that?

No comment.

Lilo, you and stitch
are... uh-uh-uh!

Ix-nay on the emper-tay.

Remember what we discussed?

The fascinating child
rearing techniques

of Dr. Deadford drock?

Right.

Discipline with a grin!

Ahem!

Lilo, dear, I'm going to
ask you to take a time out.

Time out to what?

To reflect on your...

Don't say "your."
It's too accusing.

Emphasize my language.

Not your, my...
Reflect on my desire

for a clean refrigerator,

a mud-free mixer and
furniture that's right-side up.

Ok.

I'm reflecting... It's boring.

What?!

Now, nani.

My mud pies could
feed the starving masses.

And people could
watch TV upside down.

It's much better that way.

Look, lilo, I'm in charge here

and we do things my way!

Grinning, nani, grinning.

But I have good ideas, too.

Like using pleakley's
spoon collection

to make a mummy
kitchen scarecrow.

That's genius, right?

Forget this namby-pamby
touchy-feely time-out junk!

I demand justice!

You and stitch are grounded!

Go to your rooftop dome!

What did I say?

This earth recipe
for superheated

noodles with sauce smells yummy!

Aah! Vermin!

Ech! Get away!

Oh!

Hmm!

Hmm?

Come back here, you!

Captain gantu, have
you seen Jimmy?

I have his din-din.

Oh! There you are, Jimmy.

You're feeding this
disease-ridden insect?

Hmm.

Well, what else am I
supposed to do with him?

Exterminate it!

Quiet. He'll hear you.

You'll hurt his little feelings.

Get rid of it now!

Or what?

You'll make me?

Ha ha ha ha!

Hey, sorry, hammerhead,

but you're not the boss of me.

You're not the boss of a guppy!

Ha ha ha ha!

Experiment activated.

Primary function, king maker.

Gives its wearer power of
command over all living creatures.

Power of command, eh?

Just because she's my
big sister and legal guardian

doesn't mean her ideas
are right all the time.

Oof.

But this is an idea that
nobody can argue with.

Naga.

There. My concept
for this year's

merry majesty
royal parade float.

A swarm of locust
attacking a sugar cane field.

What do you think?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

That is the most ugliest,
dumbest, weirdliest idea

I ever saw.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

But the locust will have
wings that flap and everything.

They're audioanimatronic.

But, lilo, what does
it have to do with

the merry majesty festival?

Well, we're celebrating the
rule of king David kalakaua.

Right? Uh-huh.

The locust represent the
hard times that were overcome

with the king's wise leadership.

I'm not spending
one minute building

a bug float!

But it's my turn to be the
chairman of the float committee!

We did your dog float last year.

It was the bestest float ever.

Even Moses said so.

You don't like my locust float?

The truth is, lilo,
it's a little scary.

But it's my turn to
say what the float is!

I'm the chairman.

You know, lilo, being a leader

is more than telling
people what to do.

It's important to
listen to other ideas.

Well, nobody
told my sister that.

I have an idea.

A Princess castle float
for the coconut queen.

A castle sounds nice.

Don't you think, lilo?

It's settled. I'm the
official float leader.

I bet the coconut
queen likes locusts.

Sorkay.

Come back here, abomination!

Gantu!

Cousin!

Now I've got you!

Cowabunga!

Later, dummyhead.

Grrr! That does it!

I have been humiliated
for the last time.

Let's see if we can
figure out what you do

so we can find
your one true place.

Here he is.

"Experiment

"gives its wearer the
power of command

over all living creatures."

I wonder what your
one true place is.

Lilo!

Did you put lemonade
in the shampoo bottle?!

Yep. It's cleansing
and refreshing.

Look at my hair!

You are...

You were saying?

I am... You are my sovereign.

How can I serve you, my queen?

Cool!

Ok. Things are going to be

a little different around here.

We're going to try
some of my ideas

for building a better ohana.

Of course, your majesty.

Here's my first decree.

Whereas stitch doesn't
like to eat broccoli...

Blech!

He therefore doesn't finish
his vegetables at dinner

and so you ground him.

I therefore decree that coconut cake
be served as the vegetable course

with every meal,

'cause then stitch will eat it.

Your wish is my command.

Coconut, yes!

Ooh whoo!

And what about
you, my loyal subject?

Uh-uh. Naga. Cousin.

Ohh!

It's the other experiments
aren't affected thing.

Oh, well, this is
still one cool cousin.

Umba chua.

I'm gonna call you... Checkers,

because you king people.

Come on, stitch.

Time for us to order
up some improvements

on a certain parade float.

Yuki, I told you not to
use carnations in the moat.

But... carnations are pretty.

In the moat, they're ugly.

Oh, this looks all wrong.

The tulips are totally
out of proportion

with the grass.

Where's Elena?

I'm making the castle door,

but we're running
out of pumpkin seeds.

I didn't say pumpkin seeds.

I said sunflower seeds!

Ohh! Rip it all down!

You've ruined it!

We're going to have
to redo the whole thing!

And this time,
we'll do it my way.

Who's with me?

Me ga!

Me, too, your highness!

Me, too, your majesty!

Don't you dare, yuki.

I'm with the queen.

I cannot believe
what I'm hearing.

All hail queen lilo.

Now that we're all in agreement,

let's get to work.

We've got a float to build.

You heard her majesty.

Get to it, and no lip.

Come on, people.
Get the lead out!

Queen lilo needs a float.

Hup, hup, hup!

Are you happy with
our work, queen lilo?

We are well pleased.

Sign this, your majesty.

What for?

It gives your royal
enforcer the power

to get rid of any troublemakers.

Well, I guess no
troublemakers is a good idea.

Let's go home and rule
over my family for a while.

Okee taka.

Hmm. Naga. Naga. Naga!

Mmm! Look at this!

Meat!

That's my rump roast!

Put that down,
you little monster!

Brrr!

Hello, pleakley.

That's an entire week's
worth of food, young lady!

Stitch and I are in charge now,

and it's lots of work.

Therefore stitch
needs lots of fuel.

I am not worthy,

your supreme majestic eminence!

Let your Minion eat
rump roast at will.

Wow! Didn't expect that.

Ah, you can take your
face off the floor now.

What is commotion?

Oh, no. Do not tell me that is

experiment .

You shall call him checkers.

Oh, and bow before
me like pleakley did.

That's kinda cool.

Little girl, do not think
that I am susceptible

to experiment's power.

Only the weak will...

What can humble
servant do for tiny queen?

That's better.

Now, listen up, my subjects.

Whoa!

Your highness!

It's all my fault!

You may use me as your
own personal throne, highness!

Please sit on me, please?

It's not your fault.

This place is just
not fit for a queen.

I think if I had a more
royal atmosphere,

I'd issue better commands.

Everyone, pack your bags.

It's for the good of the island.

What do you mean I'm overthrown?

I mean I'm the queen,

and this is my royal palace.

But that's absurd!

Are you questioning your queen?

Of course not. Queen lilo.

Now we're in properly
royal surroundings.

And pleasantly cool,
for which we thank you,

royal sibling.

Plitto. Done now?

I'm just getting
started, stitch.

I've got some really great
ideas to turn this island around.

Attention, citizens
and visitors of Hawaii.

Whereas Hawaii's economy
is dependent on holiday travel,

and whereas everybody
works too hard anyway,

I hereby proclaim every
day of the week a holiday!

Henceforth, every
Monday shall be Halloween,

Tuesday shall be Thanksgiving,

and Wednesday Christmas!

And what is today,
your highness?

Today... Is everyone's birthday!

Excuse me, your highness,

but if nobody has to work,

how will we get
food, electricity,

police protection?

Troublemaker.

Off to the dungeon with her!

Yeah! Yeah!

But wait! Your majesty!

I didn't mean... trust
me, your highness.

It's better this way.

Will allow?

Well, I'm just trying to
make everyone's life easier.

Mrs. Hasagawa was being...

A troublemaker.

Maka Bo cheefa!

To the dungeon, troublemaker!

♪ Her majesty will surely love
this special Thanksgiving Turkey ♪

Thanksgiving is Tuesday!

To the dungeon with her!

What?

But I'm the queen's
most loyal servant!

Not the dungeon!

I would never do anything
against her liloness!

Not the dungeon!

My aunt pleakley's
in the dungeon?

Uhh!

What'd she do?

She was roasting a Turkey.

Your majesty clearly decreed

that Tuesday is Thanksgiving.

And to day is not Tuesday.

What?!

Who else is in the dungeon?

Oh, no!

I never meant
for this to happen.

But your word is law, highness.

Well, maybe it shouldn't be.

Uh-uh.

I just wanted to make
everyone's lives better,

but maybe I went
a little overboard.

Is that what you've been
trying to tell me, stitch?

Yes.

Moses is right.

Listening to other people's
ideas isn't my strong suit.

I'm done being
queen now, checkers.

You can come down.

Now we can find
your one true place.

His one true place is with me!

Uh, is this thing on?

What is your wish, your majesty?

Finally, after all this time...

I, king!

Make way for his most
royalest high highness,

king gantu!

Oh, yeah. All hail king gantu.

King of the doofus people.

Troublemaker!

Hey, what are you... wait! Wait!

That's right, puny earth forms.

You shall obey me!

Excuse me.

Aah!

Were you sent
here by queen lilo?

No, no. Gantu's in charge now.

There's been a regime change?

Oh, dear. I've been trying to
keep a record of my time here,

but as the hours pass and
one day runs into the next,

I lose count.

How long ago was
lilo overthrown?

I don't know. hours ago maybe.

Precious time.

Oh, no, not you!

You buzza, salsa!

Don't talk to him!
He's a troublemaker!

Our sentences will get extended.

Get off of me.

Yeah, I want to get out of here.

What do I have to do?

You know, gantu, the sharky one?

We're overthrowin' him.

Good. You in?

Atsoo baba!

You buzza!

Mikki haat!

Ahchooga loopa!

Does his majesty need anything?

Well, I am feeling
a bit peakish.

Food for our leader!

Your majesty.

Huh?!

Unh!

Stop it, abomination!

You can't do that to our leader!

Mm aah!

Let go of me!

It won't work.

I will not release my crown.

Yeah, that's a
good look for him.

You ready, Jimmy?

Good. Listen, you pull this off

and you get special
din-dins tonight.

You have failed, abominations.

I am still king.

All your treachery
has been... what?

What's that?

Vermin! There's vermin on me!

Hmm! Ooh!

That was a dirty trick,

but I am still king.

att*ck the intruders!

Wait! What are you doing?

I'm your king!

I still wear the crown!

You're not the
boss of us anymore!

Dummyhead!

Ha ha ha!

Nice work, Jimmy.

I can't wait to tell hamsterviel

all about your bravery in
defeating the evil king gantu.

Rounding up your
cousins for a rebellion

because you're not
affected by checkers,

now that was a
good idea, stitch.

Lur tau.

Maybe you're the one
we should be calling

your majesty.

The merry majesty festival!

I was so busy being queen,
I forgot about the parade.

It's just terrible.

We should've stuck
with my float idea.

Or maybe we can
use all of our ideas!

I have some ideas!

Me, too!

Me, !

But there's no time
to make any changes.

Stitch, maybe your cousins
would help us rebuild the float?

Uzzo papa?

Abba lu teto, chi-ka
ta reebekah en taka.

Oy!

Wow!

It's beautiful.

Ahh! Po chi-ka.

It is beautiful.

Too bad the coconut
queen called in sick.

I think I know just who

the coconut queen
should be this year.

Someone who deserves
to be treated like royalty.

Here they come!

She looks so beautiful!

I could get used to this.

So you want to be king, do you?

Very well, you may be king...

King of the lavatory!

Ha ha ha!

Scrub, your majesty!

Scrub!

Well, at least he
gave you a crown.

Right? Hee hee.

Arrghh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, missed a
spot there, your highness.