02x14 - Spats

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Bye!

Man, reading: "Jumba &
pleakley's bed & not breakfast?"

We're having our
grand reopening.

It got washed away in a flood,

but that was only
partly my fault.

What's a "bed & not breakfast?"

It's a bed and breakfast,

but without the breakfast part.

It kinda looks like a spaceship

that crashed into the ground.

There's a good reason for that,

but you wouldn't believe me.

It sounds a little weird for us.

We prefer the term "quirky."

I hope people will
come and stay here.

Nani could really use the money.

We have our rooms
filled this weekend.

So you can just relax.

Now, when I say, "relax,"

I mean, "help me
arrange these magazines!"

Relaxing times?

Yes! Put that one
on the coffee table!

Mr. Cooper, the reviewer,

is staying in this very
room this very weekend,

and we absolutely have
to get a good review.

So let's keep the evil little
monster on a short leash, shall we?

No problem.

Where's jumba?

I sent him to clean out
the bathtub hours ago.

Still cleaning.

Ah.

He's here!

Mr. Cooper, I think you'll find

and write in your magazine

that jumba & pleakley's
bed & not breakfast

is the most relaxing
place on the whole island.

We'll see about that.
So why no breakfast?

Heh. Well, it's just

that we don't
believe in breakfast.

Needless calories.

May I recommend fizzing
tablets for your bathtub?

Most relaxing.

All we care about
at relaxing times

is "ahh, peace,"

and "shh, quiet."

Oh, yes. "Shh" and
"ahh" are our specialties.

Pleakley, the other
guests are here.

Next time, why don't you
try to hit every pothole?

Aloha, Mr. Proud.
Welcome to kauai.

Look at this, Trudy.
Ain't been here minutes,

and they're already
tryin' to sell me stuff.

Oscar, it's
Hawaiian hospitality.

Aloha.

Interestingly,
"aloha" is Hawaiian

for "everybody must
be very quiet. Shh."

What's Hawaiian for
"where's the bathroom?"

Aloha.

I'm lilo, and this
is my dog stitch.

Aloha, lilo. I'm penny proud.

That's a cute... Unh, unh.

Uh, dog, did you say?

You're gonna love kauai.

There's tons of fun stuff to do.

Yeah. Oh, but I
have to write an article

for my school
paper while I'm here.

That won't be much fun.

I think you'll be very happy

with the customized
relax and wrestle package

we put together for you.

Relax and wrestle?

Oh, yes. The prouds
are here to see

wizard Kelly's smack-up
throwdown, Hawaiian style, y'all.

I should've known wizard
Kelly'd put us up in a x .

Uh, need some help?

You call this a closet door?!

It's ajar. It's less ajar.

It's ajar. It's less ajar.

Look, I don't care
how you work it.

It's still small as a jar!

What's this for?

Oh, boy.

Sorry. Not complete
removing old bedroom design.

Mr. Cooper! Mr. Cooper!

Any explosions
you may have heard

were a rare
atmospheric disruption

that only happens once
every hundred years.

From now on, it'll be
all, "ahh," and, "shh."

I promise.

Where's my luggage at?!

Do I look like a bellhop to you?

Heh. More like the Liberty bell,

if you ask me.

Well, now you're the
one who's cracked.

Ow! See?

Ha ha ha!

I'm sorry you lost your luggage.

You can borrow these
until you get your stuff back.

My notebook was in there.

How am I supposed
to finish my article?

Oh, man!

Uh-uh! Nobody loses
Oscar proud's luggage!

I demand a free vacation!

A free set of luggage!
A free something!

This trip was free.

I know that, mama, but
would you work with me?

All right, everyone. Let's
please just settle down.

Everybody just take a deep
breath and count to , ok?

In Hawaii, we say, "shaka."

It means "hang
loose and roll with it."

Everything will be fine.

Yeah! Yeah!

Shaka, bra!

Well, I'm gonna hang
loose in the bathtub.

Come on, puff!
Let's get soakin'!

Oh, yeah! Mm!

This is what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Kickin' back, maxin'
and relaxin'. Ennh.

Put a paw in it, puff.

You make one more sound, and
I'm gonna throw you in the deep end.

And stretch, , , .

Hey, what do you call
this, huh? Fishercize?

Warning! Experiment
activated.

Argument instigator.

An argument starter.
I will capture this one.

No, you won't. Yes, I will.

No, you won't. Yes, I will.

Hey, we already argue fine.

You don't even need it.

Yes, I do! No, you don't.

Now you're just being silly.

No, I'm not. Aah!

Hey, you look like a real local!

Thanks, lilo. It's nice
of you to loan it to me.

Don't worry, penny.
Your luggage will turn up.

Yeah, but it could take days.

I'm gonna have to start
my article over from scratch.

Remember what I
said about shaka?

Yeah, yeah. Hang
loose and roll with it.

But that's not gonna
get my article written.

Maybe your article could
be about your vacation.

Then you can do fun stuff

and get your work
done at the same time.

But my articles are usually
deep, you know what I'm saying?

The ocean's deep.
The sand's deep.

So going to the beach
will be like research.

Yup.

I'll even take you there myself.

Penny proud takes
a Hawaiian vacation.

Holla! No, wait.

Shaka!

We've got it all at
jumba & pleakley's

bed & not breakfast.

Relaxing seating device.

Recline degrees.

Acidic fruit fluids,

with miniature light protector.

And cranial tissue
tenderization!

No!

And demonstration of
cultural shifting of weight

from side to side.

Isn't it relaxing?

Aren't you relaxed?

Trudy, I think this
vacation is gonna work out.

Well, I'm glad you're finally

having a good time, baby.

I love you, honey.

I love you first, snookums.

Why you give me that ugly look?

Me ugly?

Your face is so ugly,

it could make onions cry!

Well, when I look at you, I cry!

Ok, I'm out of here!

Good! Your hips are
taking up all the room!

How about going for a spin?

Blblblblbl!

Who's relaxed?

Why'd you play
me like that, Trudy?

I don't know what
you're talking about,

because I don't play!

Mr. Jumba, I came here

to find, ahh, peace,
and shh, quiet.

But, Mr. Cooper, sir...

Would be more quiet if
you closed your big mouth!

What? You will treat
me with respect, sir!

Will not!

There's a big blowhole
right down this road.

What is it, stitch?

Gaba?

Good afternoon!
Welcome to today's tour!

I'd like to remind you
to keep all arms and legs

inside the moving vehicle

as we embark on our
magical journey through town!

Isn't this relaxing?!

I have had no breakfast,

no ahh, peace, nor shh, quiet.

If you expect a good review,

this tour had better
be a good one.

Has been very peaceful.

No, it hasn't!

Yes, it has.

Y'all stop that fussin'.

Step on it, jumbo!

I don't wanna miss
my wrestling match.

Trudy, your arm's in my face!

What happened
while we were gone?

I'm sure everything is fine.

Ekata!

Please tell me that's just

what a cat looks like on kauai.

Hey, wait up!

I thought you were gonna show me

the blowhole after lunch!

Uh, change of plans.

Maybe you should write an
article about catching that cat?

I can't change it now.

My articles is about
a Hawaiian vacation.

It'll all work out if
you just roll with it.

I promise.

Shaka.

Yeah, yeah. Shaka. I know.

Your uncle doesn't
seem like an evil scientist.

He's not evil on the outside,

just deep in his soul.

What is all this stuff?

Naga.

Oh, my bad.

Here he is, stitch.

Experiment .

Invented to start
people arguing.

Why would anyone invent that?

I guess when
people are fighting,

they don't notice someone
else taking over their planet.

Oh, I never thought of that.

If you think like
an evil scientist,

it makes perfect sense.

Well, did he invent a way
to stop people from arguing?

That wouldn't be evil.

Like that.

Gaba eek!

So, we're gonna catch this...

Alien mutation.

Right. Before gantu gets to it.

He's the big dummy alien.

Right.

Because he would
send it to a hamster

who's in space prison.

Dr. Hamsterviel.

He wants to
control the universe.

Ok, I think you all get way
too much sun on this island.

I'm telling you the truth.

In that case, I'm gonna
need some more paper.

There he is!

What do you mean, my
mangoes aren't fresh?!

What do you mean,
my shave ice isn't fresh?!

What do you mean,
getting fresh with me?!

But, dear, it's our honeymoon!

Stitch! He's attacking everyone.

Is he gonna be ok?

Stitch, there's
no time for eating.

Eww!

On your left is a traditional
Hawaiian atm machine.

And on your right, we have...

A -foot amphibian!

So, are there any
questions? No? Ok.

Does this thing get us to
the wrestling match or not?

Uh, yes, it does.

Right now, though,
I'd like to step on

the traditional Hawaiian gas!

Nice and relaxed!
Nice and relaxed!

Everything's ruined!

Shaka, lilo. Remember?

We're gonna lose the experiment,

we're going to get
a terrible review,

and we're never gonna
have any more guests.

You need to do what
you told me to do,

hang loose.

In other words, chill, lilo.

Right.

This is all your fault!

My fault?

I was just chasing
him to help you!

Some help! He's getting away!

I got eyes! I can see who
is and who isn't getting away.

You let him get away!

I did not!

Did, too!

Not good.

Ha ha! Enjoy your
argument, girls.

He's all mine now.

Lilo, I don't wanna argue.

Yes, you do.

I'm only arguing
because you're arguing.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

Lilo? We're arguing
because... Lilo!

The experiment put
us under his spell!

Then why are we yelling?

I'm yelling because you started!

I did not!

Yes, you did!

Hello!

Did not!

Did, too!

There's no such thing as aliens.

Yes, there is!

No, there isn't!

Then why are we arguing?!

Who's arguing?

You are!

Whoo! I've got to work out more.

Welcome to the smack-up
throwdown, Hawaiian style, y'all.

Courtesy of
myself, wizard Kelly.

Now, who wants some smackin' up,

and who wants
some throwin' down?

You're not listening!

I am, too, listening!

It doesn't look like
you're listening.

That's 'cause my ears
are covered by my hair.

You can't see
them listening, ok?

Penny proud!

Don't you use that
tone on my daughter.

Love to continue
arguing with you,

but my mama's calling me.

I'm out.

Ooh!

Excuse me!

Mr. Cooper! Are you
having a relaxing time?

This is the least relaxing
vacation I've ever had.

Hey, Mr. Magazine man,

why you run away like chicken?

Here is you.

Picky, picky,
picky! Flappy wings!

Nitpicky, picky, picky!

I am not a chicken!

Mr. Cooper, he didn't mean that!

Yes, I did.

No, he didn't.

Yes, I did.

Aah! Get it off me!

I didn't put him there.

Aga chuta!

Hey! This isn't your section!

I said you took too much...

Who you talkin' to,
muscle head, huh?!

You don't know what
you're talkin' about!

Show some love for your
champion, whose contract I own,

ahem, surf and turf, y'all.

And in the opposite corner,

the lava rock!

Gentlemen, smack
up and throw down!

Hey! You really hurt
me that time, brother.

Well, you're not doing
it like we rehearsed it!

I'm trying to do my article,

and lilo's all trying
to chase this cat,

and then she's
talking about shaka.

This vacation was
supposed to be fun.

Ok. Just do what my
mom says and count to .

, , , , , , , , , .

I feel so much better!

I don't feel like
arguing about anything!

Wait! Counting to
is the antidote.

I gotta go tell lilo.

Yaah!

Uhh. Hey!

You're the one
causing all that trouble.

It's too bad, 'cause
you're kind of cute.

I'll take that, if
you don't mind.

I guess there is such
a thing as an alien.

This guy's going to lilo.

No, you're giving him to me.

Don't!

How dare you!

You better get your
hands off my grandbaby.

You no-lips,
seaweed-smelling fish-stick!

Those sound like
fighting words, granny.

Ooh, they're supposed to,

you ugly-eared,
two-tone, chucklehead.

Strong words from
such a wrinkled mouth.

You wanna tangle? Let's tangle!

Ha! I tower over you!

I am times your size and
trained in interplanetary combat,

and I have a blaster.

Hyah!

Guess they forgot to teach you

interplanetary tae Kwon do.

Care to take this into the ring?

Uh-uh! Bring it! Bring
it on, baby! Bring it!

I'm still not talking to you.

You don't have to talk.
Just count to , ok?

, ...

I don't have to do
anything you say.

Lilo, please just do it?

, ... fine, if it'll
make you go away.

, , , , , , , , , .

Hey! I feel... Not mad.

I'm sorry about fighting.

Me, too!

But it wasn't our fault.

Come on, we gotta get
everybody else to count to .

This isn't over yet.

Good! 'Cause I got a little
bit more whuppin' left in me.

Hyah!

How are we gonna get
everybody to count to ?

I know!

Suga mama has the
big dummy-head pinned!

He's down for the count.

Come on, everybody!

, ... , , , , , , , !

Isn't it relaxing when everyone

comes to a mutual understanding?

I'm going home to relax.

And write a good review?

Wait! Mr. Cooper?

It worked!

I told ya!

Hang loose, roll
with the punches,

and everything will be ok.

Shaka.

Holla.

Don't you ever mess
with suga mama.

Come on, puff.

Mr. Kelly, before you leave,

I'd like you to meet spats.

Since your wrestlers
have to fight anyway,

maybe his one true
place is with you.

Hmm.

The wizard has never
seen guys fight so hard.

So, you like the idea?

Like it? I wanna spread
it on toast and eat it.

He's gonna be my number
one wrestling coach.

Bye, y'all.

Shaka.

Sweetie pie, this has turned out

to be the best vacation ever.

We argued a lot at first,

but it just made the
making up all the better.

Yeah, especially because
it wasn't on my dime.

I just wish there'd been a
little bit more competition.

Well, it's good-bye
service industry for us.

We got a terrible review.

Pleakley, read this!

"My Hawaiian alien adventure."

It's penny's article.

It was so good, we took it
to the kokawa town gazette,

and they printed it.

You see, anyone can go on
a regular Hawaiian vacation,

but I wrote about the
best place on earth,

if you wanna see real aliens.

This is even better
than a review!

We'll get tons of guests now!

Guests who wanna
look for... Aliens.

But still guests.