02x16 - Wishy-Washy

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ah heh heh heh heh!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

I want to congratulate all
of you on your hard work.

You have graduated
to the next level of hula,

the papa mawaena
class, or the intermediate.

After the ceremony
Saturday night,

you will have your
family picture space

along with all the other
graduates from the past.

Hey, weirdlo, isn't
that your sister nani?

Yeah.

She's so pretty.

And what a normal-
looking family.

Yeah. Yeah.

Too bad your picture
won't look normal,

since your house
turned into freak central.

Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha!

I'll be in your picture, lilo.

But all the other girls have
parents in their picture.

I'll only have you,

and you're my sister.

It'll look weird.

What about myrtle?
She's got a single mom.

Exactly!

If I had a nice,
typical family photo

with one man and one woman,

I'd actually be
normaller than myrtle.

She couldn't possibly
make fun of me then.

But that's not our family.

Our family is you and me,

jumba, pleakley, and stitch.

That's family members,

and of them are aliens.

But that's what our ohana is!

What do you expect
me to do about it?

Can't you ask David to
be in the photo with us?

Sorry, lilo. David's
not part of our family.

That's exactly the problem.

If only you were married
like normal people.

Married!

Oof! Ohh!

Pleakley! Watch
where you're going!

I'm sorry!

I just was so engrossed

in this fascinating
earth literature.

That's not literature.

That's a comic book.

Comic book? Hmm.

The hero does occasionally
toss out some witty insults

when he battles the
villain, but beyond that,

I don't really see
the comedy of it.

Obviously I'll need to
do much more research.

You know, being single
is great and all, Sherry,

but every now and then,

I wish I had a husband.

Gimme a sandwich, will you, hon?

Sherry?!

Sherry? You're makin'
no sense again, woman.

I don't know why
we ever got married.

Ah!

Hey, fish head,
what you lookin' at?

School yearbook.

Computer, freeze hologram.

My sweet cinta.

Perhaps if I had married her

instead of joining
the galactic armada,

my life would have
turned out better.

But my foolish pride
wouldn't allow it.

I'd say it's more than just
your pride that's foolish.

Experiment activated.

Granting wishes.

Granting wishes?

Of all the experiments
I've never caught

this one holds the most promise.

Do not try any funny business

wishing yourself the
Emperor of the universe

or some such other nonsense!

You are to capture
that experiment

and send it to me imm...

Once I get the experiment,

I won't need you
anymore, doctor!

Come on, stitch,
get the lead out.

We only have days
before graduation

to get David to marry nani.

Ah kuta!

They have to at
least get engaged

so I can have a picture
of a normal family

like everyone else.

Aka tiki bah bah!

David!

Oh, how's it, lilo?

What's the matter?

Lousy surf today.

Oh. Well,

maybe you can do something else.

Mmm, like what?

Something you haven't done

in a really long time?

Uh... boogie boarding?

No!

Ask nani out on a date!

I've been trying to get
together with nani for weeks,

but she's always too busy.

I was thinking maybe she
doesn't like me no more.

Anymore.

She doesn't like you anymore.

Oh. I knew it.

That's not what I meant.

I was just correcting
your grammar.

There hasn't been a
decent swell for days.

I wish there was some big waves.

Don't change the subject.

You and nani are clearly
meant to be together.

You should even get married,

maybe tomorrow.

I think pleakley's
an ordained minister.

Whoa. Wicked set.

Well, that's it. I'm done for.

Now my picture will
be permanently weird.

Stitch, you aren't
being sympathetic.

Ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

That wave came out of nowhere.

I wonder if there's a... cousin!

Get him, stitch!

Ah kuta!

Aka tookie!

Here, cousin.

Oyy! Aaah!

Grr! Chipi chiba!

I wish we could
just skip to the part

where we've caught him.

Apa tookah!

Uh, experiment :

Fulfiller of wishes.

A wish fulfiller? For real?

For very real.

See Gauge on belly?

Some wishes have
already been used up.

Who used them up?

Uh... Oh. Why
don't you wish to be

evil ruler of the
universe or something?

Mmm. I did.

Was disastrous.

Experiment was a failure.

Was too literal.

Let me guess:

You turned into a ruler?

Programming for wish
fulfillment is very difficult.

They never turned
out quite as expected.

That's just like the wishmeister

in issue of magnificent man.

Wishmeister tries to
trap magnificent man

with his own twisted desires.

But magnificent man prevails

and our hero learns
a valuable lesson:

Be careful what you wish for.

Lilo, I'm home!

I am pooped.

Too many people,
too few snorkels.

Why are you looking
at me that way?

I was just wondering

what do you find
attractive in a man?

Why do you want to know?

Uh...

'Cause I think I have
a crush on a boy,

and I want to know if
it's for the right reasons.

Is it keoni?

Ew! No. Last year's news.

These days I'm more
into a guy with a lot of...

Brains?

Brains!

Yep! That's it.

What does nani
really want in a man?

Brains.

And now, we have a wishing
experiment that can help:

Wishy washy.

Aga bata?

I could wish for them
to be married already,

but you heard jumba.

I think to get the
wish to turn out right,

you need to keep it simple.

Ooge taka.

I'll be super extra
careful with this wish.

Trust me.

Oh.

Those big waves sure are, uh...

Uh, big.

You said it, bro.

Ahem. I wish that David was

the smartest man in the world.

Strange.

The surf is ascending at
an abnormal apex fashion.

Considering the seasonal
mile-an-hour trade winds...

Yeah. Whatevers.

Whoo-hoo!

Hmm. Isothalic polyester resin.

David!

Hello, lilo.

What you doin'?

I was fascinated by the
isothalic polyester resin

on this... cha baga!

Yeah. How about you do
something else besides surf today?

Eh... such as?

Now you look like the
smartest man in the world,

which you are.

I... do not believe that
one can become cognizant

of a person's intellectual
capacity nearly by... uh-huh.

Pleakley, will you baby-sit
wishy washy for me?

Oh, no!

In order to "baby-sit,"

that would have to be
a baby, not a monster.

Besides, I'm very busy designing
my magnificent man costume.

I just can't decide

if I want to go for the
nostalgia of a vintage costume

or the sleek elegance
of the redesigned version.

So, you see, I'm far
too busy to baby-sit.

Magnificent man would do it.

He... he would?

Sure. I remember reading it,

issue... uh... , I think.

? ?

Are you sure?

Because I distinctly remember

it was a special
anniversary issue.

Huh?!

Hey!

I do believe I've
been hoodwinked.

Snorkeling is a lot of fun.

You two are gonna
have a great time.

Just remember to kick.

Aloha!

David, hi.

Eh... hello.

What's with the monkey suit?

Uh... this?

Ah, um...

Well, I am not technically
attired in a primate costume.

I'm arrayed in a variety
of engineered fibers

of varying degrees of comfort.

Oh, no. He's
crashing and burning.

Psst! David... Give
her a compliment.

You have
pulchritudinous corneas.

What?

Uh... beautiful eyes...

Except for a slight
evidence of conjunctivitis.

Ok... um, David,
I got customers.

Can we talk later?

Now, when you say, "talk,"

do you mean the noun form of an
instance of conversational exchange

or the verb form,

meaning, "to articulate words

in order to express thoughts"?

Hey, buddy, either rent
something or move it!

David, could you leave?

L-leave?

Yeah. You're freakin'
out the customers. Leave.

Maybe I should have just wished for him
to be the smartest man on the island.

Eh.

It's ok. We can try again.

We have tons of wishes.

Pleakley!

Oh, back so soon?

I didn't expect you. I
would have, uh, uh...

Baked a pie.

You stole a bunch of wishes!

I didn't mean to.

I started out with just one...

I mean, there were so many.

So... What'd you wish for?

Oh! Lookee here! Rare
and magical devices

from the back of these
old magnificent man

decoder ring...

Ooh! Ahh!

Ooh!

Laser squirt g*n...
And best of all,

ooh... I can see
right through you

with these X-ray spectacles!

I can't believe you
blew all those wishes.

Well, you shouldn't have
tricked me into watching it.

You know how I am.

Gantu!

Take that and that!

And that and that!

And that!

What do you want?

I wish to have experiment
in my possession.

No!

Grrrr!

Eh heh heh!

You're gonna wish
you hadn't done that.

Ehyaba tooga!

Unh!

Gantu took wishy washy.

Now I've lost an experiment

and the chance to have
the normal family picture.

May I be of assistance?

I don't think so.

Look, lilo, I'm not stupid.

In fact, I'm a genius,

and I know I didn't
used to be a genius.

Did you do something to me?

I asked my wish experiment to
make you the smartest man in the world

so nani would like
you and marry you

and the of us would be in my
hula graduation picture together.

I see.

Don't you like being so smart?

Not particularly.

Nani could not comprehend

a single one of my utterances.

I don't know what you're saying.

Exactly.

Being smart is... difficult.

Come on, everyone!

We've got to go
save wishy washy.

Did you say, "save"?

That's the reason
for my existence!

Did you waste a
wish on that costume?

Nope. Made it myself
from an old sleeping bag.

You are going to be the key
to my happiness, little trog.

Now, what would
make me truly happy...

Power?

Eh, I've had power before.

It left me empty.

Why don't you try a
bacon croissant club?

Always works for me.

All I want is to live in
peace and happiness

with nobody bothering me.

Aha!

I knew you would betray me,

you faithless and
treacherous traitor!

I knew I should not
have trusted you!

Always, I'm trusting you,
but why? Because you...

Ahh!

Ah eeh ah dah dub dah... mmm!

Oof!

Ok, everyone, listen up!

When we get to gantu's ship,

stitch is gonna find a
way to sneak inside.

Jumba, you and David
cover stitch's back.

Affirmative.

What do I do?

Uh... Oh, come on!

I'm not totally useless.

By day, I may be a
mild-mannered alien ant,

but by night, I'm
brimming with heroism!

There's nothing there.

You don't think I'm
brimming with heroism?

No. Gantu's ship is gone,

and so is wishy washy.

Don't worry, people.

I'll use my psychic powers to
discover where gantu took the ship.

Did you wish for psychic powers

when you were stealing wishes?

My mind is like a
supernatural radar.

I can see the unseen!

Any moment now. Any moment.

You don't have
psychic powers, do you?

I know I wished for them,

so where are they?

Pleakley wished to have
magnificent man's powers,

but magnificent
man doesn't exist.

So... neither do his powers.

I warned you about
experiment 's literal nature.

Nonsense! I do have
magnificent man's powers!

Watch! Up, up, and away!

Ow.

Look, pleakley landed
on something invisible.

I found the ship.

And now I think magnificent
man's part of the story...

is done.

Aw, what's wrong now, sport?

All the riches in the world,

and you still feel empty?

I suppose this wish
made me happy,

but it didn't last.

You know what? You got
plenty of wishes. Try again.

Yes. Perhaps I will.

Now that I live like a king,

I need a queen,

the one I let slip
through my fingers.

I wish for my sweet cinta!

What's going on here?

Eh-ahh!

Gantu?

Well, what are you doing here?

You know, it is so sad when
people let themselves go.

And what's with
that absurd getup?!

Oh, you never
did have any taste!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Undo this, experiment.

Undo!

Ah... whew.

Huh?

Jurh keep aw-wahba! Yeah.

You are trespassing
on my sanctuary, trog!

Whuh!

Whoops!

Argh!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Buh-bye!

Argh! Ehrrr... Arrrr!

Experiment, I wish for my
blaster to be times as powerful.

Try to escape
from this blast, trog.

Pbbblt!

Why you little...

I wish for gantu's blaster to...

Turn into a salami.

I wish the salami were
in an Italian sub sandwich.

Ha!

Mm-mmm mmm!

There's only,
like, one wish left.

Stitch, we have to get
wishy washy out of here!

Come here, you!

Unh! No!!

Argh! Unh! Uhh!

Argh!!

Argh! Arrr!

Arrrr!

Mm-mmm!

Yes, there's only one wish left.

Well, why don't you
wish for more wishes?

Cannot. Is programmed to
reject wishing for more wishes.

I could wish that nani and
David would be married already,

but then David would
still be super smart.

He's not happy that way.

I wish that everything would
go back to the way it was before.

Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh... hey.

There's silverware on the floor.

That's the David
we all know and love.

Hello?

I'm home from work!

Oh, hi, David.

That's "hi," as
in "salutations."

Uh... what?

Aloha.

Oh, aloha.

Listen, sorry I asked you
to leave my work today.

No worries. I know you're busy.

You've got a family
to take care of,

a family of .

I know. It's kind of lolo.

Are you kidding? This is
the tightest ohana I know.

I wish I had a
family like yours.

Pssst! Ask... her... out.

So, uh, nani, um...
You want to, uh...

Go out?

I heard you, guys.

Yeah, I'd love to go out,

but I'm kinda busy this weekend.

Lilo's graduating
to intermediate hula.

Sounds like a date to me.

Congratulations, yuki.

Congratulations, Elena.

Congratulations, Teresa.

Ah, there she is.

Congratulations, lilo.

Mahalo.

Everyone's talking about your
picture on the graduation wall.

It's so unusual.

Yeah. I used to wish
for a better family,

but you gotta be
careful what you wish for.

You might already have it.