02x19 - Shush

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ah heh heh heh heh!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bao!

ugly zombies...

ugly zombies...

one ugly zombie.

Zero!

Ready or not, here I come!

Lilo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Stitch, you're not supposed
to tell me where you are.

That defeats the whole
purpose of hide-and-seek.

Wow! Stitch!

What are you doing?

Research.

I discovered a
treasure-trove of treasure

of earth knowledge

wrapped up in these
attractive glossy packages.

See?

Pleakley! Jumba! Stitch is gone!

Some kind of flying French
roll came out of the sky

and took him away!

We're gonna have to
use your ship to find him.

So sorry, lilo. Ship is
now bed-not-breakfast.

Well, if you're not
going to help me,

then I'm going to have
to save stitch myself!

I'm sorry, lilo. You know rules:

No going on dangerous
missions without .

Who could possibly do
the job better than me?

Wait a minute! I know!

The answer's right here!

Kim possible?

The number one international
teen super-sleuth in the world?

All we have to do is go
to Kim possible's website,

tell her we're in trouble,

and take advantage of her
highly efficient secret agent skills.

She's good.

Let me see that.

Hmm. This possible Kim
has quite impressive résumé.

Head of cheerleading
squad. Saving world times.

I probably saved the
world at least times.

And can she hula? I doubt it.

We don't need her.
We can do it ourselves.

This saving business should
be left to the professionals.

Now just leave the
correspondence to me.

"Dear Kim, how have you been?"

No. Too familiar.

"Attention! Urgent matter,

"safety of the world at stake.

Need help a.S.A.P."

And send.

Now all we have to do

is wait for Kim to arrive.

But what if stitch
needs us right now?

So far, so good,

you blue, pointy
villain-type person, you! Ha!

Are you certain this machine
of yours is going to work?!

It will!

Soon our guest will be
replicated a thousand times over

and set free to
cause destruction

throughout the world,
Mr. Hamsterwheel!

Not "wheel," you
creepy-faced ninnyhammer!

Viel!

Veal? Like... The cow?

Hamsterviel! And it's "doctor."

Dr. Hamsterviel!

Your machine better work

because I didn't search out
there for the evil phonebook

and call you to
be treated like a...

What's that? Huh? Oh, sorry.

Your signal is breaking up.

I can't... uh-oh!
Talk to you later.

Charming little lump of fur.

Well, you might as
well get comfortable.

I assure you, where you're
going is much less pleasant.

So, do you know,
like, the king of Hawaii?

I mean, two boo-yas
up for the ride, k.P.

No big.

My dad and the senator
were tight in grad school.

Hey. Maybe we can
hit him up for a luau.

You read the note, Ron.
"Safety of world at stake."

That means there won't be time
for noshing with the locals, all right?

Oh!

You don't think we need to
wait for Kim possible, either,

do you?

I didn't think so.

Where are you going, lilo?

Oh. Um... Camping...
In the kitchen.

Well, ok, but stay close.

You don't wanna miss the
look on Kim possible's face

when she sees my collage of her.

What was that?

Ow!

That's got "bruise"
written all over it.

It's... it's... it's...
Ok. What's with her?

Um... aunt pleakley
is... Top-heavy.

Wha-sha!

Got you covered, k.P.

You are possible Kim, no?

No... I mean... well,
yes. Impossible Kim.

Why are we talking like this?

I'm sorry. Your services
won't be needed.

Whoa. Hold on a sec.

Your e-mail specifically
said it was urgent.

What's the "sitch?"

No. Who's stitch?

No, no. What's the sitch?
It's like a catchphrase.

Stitch isn't a catchphrase.

He's my friend.

Uh, a case of "don't
break eye contact."

Move toward the door.

Kick it!

Look, this is stitch.

Someone on a flying French
roll took him, and he needs help.

Um, let me get this straight.

The world's not
about to be destroyed,

and you need me
to save your koala

from an aeronautic sandwich?

Stitch is an alien.

Ha ha! Of course.
He's from Australia.

is not koala,

and is also not from
down under land.

Is dangerous genetic experiment.

possesses potential

to cause unheard of destruction.

But he's better now.

Hmm. Kinda out there,
but I've heard worse.

We're on it.

Whoo! I just had
the strangest dream.

Someone took stitch,
and Kim possible came,

and... aah!

Kim... Kim... Kim
po-po-possible!

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm sorry.

I get a little excited
around, you know...

The remarkable?

Oh, yeah! The Ron man
has that effect on the ladies.

Just ignore him.

Right now we've got to
focus on saving snooch.

It's stitch!

And I'm going to save him alone.

So you can go now.

What a little joker.
Always joking.

"Joking lilo" is
what we call her.

Actually, if we could keep
her away from any danger,

that would be... Spankin'!

You got it, aunt blinky.

So, where did you
last se sn... uh, sn...

Uh, the little guy?

Well, we were in
the forest playing,

and that's when
the French roll came.

It only got stitch...
It cannot be.

Pleakley!

Do you see creature in
pocket of spot-faced boy?

Sure. Pink, naked.
What's the big deal?

I tell you what is big deal.

Creature is not earth rat.

He's eating like experiment .

Are you sure that's
experiment ?

Of course I'm sure.

Wouldn't be two such
uglies in universe.

So I think we should use the
x-buggy as an aircraft and...

look, lilo, I really
appreciate your help,

but don't you have
something else to do?

You know. Something
a little less dangerous.

Well, I was making a baking man.

His name is light bulb.

He raises penguins
for their milk.

Eww.

Notice deceptible and simple

and innocent-looking design.

Would never suspect
tiny experiment could work.

Fabric of space and time

causing entire universe
to collapse upon itself.

Sorry.

Excuse me. Your
pink little companion...

Is he for sale?

What, Rufus? No way,
man. He's my best bud.

I wouldn't part with this little
dude for all the nacos in melton.

That is very
heartwarming to hear.

However, I will be taking him.

Haa! Hey!

Stop the experiment .

Got him. Eww! It's naked.

Of course he's naked.
He's a naked little rat.

So he's your rescue team?

Old friend, that's
your aunt and uncle?

Broken family.

Don't worry. I'll find him.

Show me the crime scene.

I'm thinking stitch was
kidnapped by hamsterviel.

He's an evil space gerbil
who thinks he's a hamster.

I'm telling you, if we
used the x-buggy...

Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't you sit down quietly
and safely while I look for clues.

You mean... Like this?

Oh, don't tell me.

There's something written on it.

It says, "if found, please
return to Dr. Drakken.

It was a gift from my mother."

Wade, give me a b*at on Dr. D.

Looks like he's about
miles southeast of your position.

But that's in the
middle of the ocean.

We're gonna need
some major air transport.

We can use the x-buggy.

Thanks, but I promised your
aunt I wouldn't let you get hurt.

I won't get hurt. I promise.

Lilo, please.

This just isn't a
kid-friendly sitch.

I'll be back in no
time with snotch.

Stitch.

All right.

Yaah!

Hah! In your face, alien.

These bars are charged with
over , volts of electricity.

Yeah, about that.

Do you have any idea

what that's gonna
do to your electric bill?

Chump change, compared
to the fortunes we will reap

once my plan comes to fruition.

It's all going on
credit cards anyway.

Uh-huh. Still a little
fuzzy on the plan, though.

Oh. What is there
to be fuzzy about?

According to that
hamsterviel character,

our little guest has
the innate ability

to destroy entire
cities single-handedly.

If we duplicate that power
a thousand times over...

Whoa. What is it with
you and the cloning thing?

It never works for
you. You're, like, for .

Yes. Don't remind me.

Well, then why do you keep...

Because it's going to
work this time, that's why.

And I'm in charge,
and you're not.

In charge?

You're hired help for a gerbil.

Hamster. And it's a
limited partnership.

Yeah, what's your split?

- .

But you do all the work. That's bad
business. In my boardroom, you're fired.

Why can't you be supportive
like most sidekicks?

Words hurt, shego.

Try being helpful
with your suggestions.

Ok. You want a suggestion?

How about we stop
that thing from escaping?

After him.

Not so fast, lint ball.

You sure these
coordinates are right?

I don't see a ship or anything.

They're right on. Drakken's
got to be there somewhere.

Only one way to find out.

Lilo, what are you
doing in my parachute?

I have a problem with authority.

I promised your aunt
I would keep you safe.

I am so in trouble.

Aah!

Lilo, you do me a colossal fave

and go back to the island, ok?

But I can help.

I know why you
can't find the evil lair.

It's under water.

Stitch can break out of
pretty much any prison.

But he can't swim 'cause
his molecules are dense,

and there's a wicked current
out here called the people-eater.

Lilo, I've jumped
out of burning planes,

out-skied avalanches,

and looked Josh
mankey straight in the eye.

I think I can handle
a little rushing water.

Ok. Then I guess I'll just have to
save you when you get in trouble.

Please and thank you.

Um, steer for a sec?

Wade, I've got a stowaway.
Send the copter back.

Yecch! I'm covered in...

Hmm?

Ha ha!

In a little over your
head, aren't you?

Get it? Because the
water's over your head

and you can't swim.

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I don't think I'll
ever stop laughing.

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Hmm?

Guess what. We've got you now,

you over-hairy mugatrog.

Now, prepare for a cloning

of the unrelenting variety.

Ohh!

Don't worry,
Rufus. I'll save you.

Stop. He's not some
freaking weirdo.

He's a naked mole rat weirdo.

Really?

Well, have a look-see at this.

Specifications of weirdo
mutant experiment

made personally by me.

Looking familiar, hmm?

Kim possible here
and caught in a current.

Bonus.

Activate intake valve.

Evil genetic experiment or no.

This is my buddy. Give it back.

Impossible.
is too dangerous.

Where is ?

He's being rescued
by the super sloth.

My desire to accessorize
with bracelets is so over.

But communicator gloves...

This fall's must-have.

Wade?

I figured you
could use an assist.

Spankin'. Patch me
through to Ron's cell.

Hey, Kim. What? Where are you?

Trapped in drakken's lair.

At the bottom of the ocean?

See? I told her to look
out for the people-eater.

Now I have to save her.

Don't worry, k.P.

I'll save you from
drakken's underwater lair.

Whatever you
do, don't tell lilo.

Uh... sure.

Ha... ha.

She's right here, isn't she?

Uh, yeah.

Ok. Whatever you do,
don't let lilo come with you.

It's too dangerous.

Right. Ix-nay on
anger-day with ID-Kay.

Kim's in trouble. I
have to save her.

'Cause I promised.

Oh, goody. A chance
to play super spy.

Wig closet, here I come.

Ah, ha ha. Without
even lifting a finger,

I've captured the elusive

and invariably
irritating Kim possible.

Invariably? Wow.
-syllable word.

You get a gold star.

Ahh, prepare to witness
my ingenious plan.

And me without my camera.

Behold the device which
will clone experiment

and destroy the meddling teen.

Look at the size
of that cup holder.

So what sort of
mileage this thing get?

Uh... oh-oh.

Possible fuel cell trouble.

There's only one thing to do.

I have to swim
down there myself.

What? No way.
It's too dangerous.

Freckled-skin
boy has valid point.

Water is too deep for
such diminutive lungs.

We Hawaiians learn to
free-dive first, crawl later.

I'll be fine.

Eesh, well, at least
take to help you.

What? Oh, come on. Wh-what
happened to, uh, " too dangerous"?

Might be useful for
destroying evil lair.

No way, man. I'm...

I am not putting my
little buddy in harm's way.

Alien or not, Rufus
just isn't capable

of destroying machines
and pulling off huge rescues.

Come on, it's gotta
be through here.

Ok, Ron, you can
show up anytime now.

Whoa!

Ah... aahh... I can't hold on.

Aah! Aah... ohh!

Whoaa!

Don't tell me this
is your rescue team.

We're old friends.

Do you really think a little
girl and a rat can save you?

Well, uh... You bet I can.

Ha ha ha! Sure you can.

Hee hee hee. Prove it.

Wow. Spanking "a."

No big. Now, go
do your job, .

Ok!

Nice work, lilo.

I didn't know you had it in you.

I did.

Gah.

Agghh!

Shego.

I've got this one.

Go, Kim!

Yaah!

So, how's it going?

Yeah, well, a little
explosiony, but fine.

Drakken, you are
untruthfully lying to me.

I should never have trusted you,

you pony-tailed plan
wrecking wrecker.

Put a sock in it, whiskers.

No!

All right, lilo, let's
blow this clambake.

No! Wait! Noooo!

Open the doors, stitch.

Iwizo sadirn dow.

Don't worry about
the water, stitch.

We'll save you together.

Yeah, together.

Gaahhh!

Is everyone ok?

That depends.

Are you wearing a wig?

Why, yes?

Then I guess I'm ok.

Don't say a word.

Not a single word.

Somebody pinch me.

I can't believe I'm actually
standing next to Kim possible

after she saved the
world for the th time.

It was lilo who did the saving.

Pleakley was right about you.

You're remarkable.

Plus I couldn't have
done it without Rufus.

Yes, it so happens had
integral part in big heroic rescue.

But now it's time to blast
him back to black hole.

Bye-bye.

Careful, . Experiment
very dangerous.

Not a cousin. Mole rat.

Are you sure?

Hmm.

Was certain he was
experiment . Huh.

Even if he's not an experiment,

I still know the one
true place he belongs.

In your pocket.

Good call.

Now that that's taken care of,

you guys wanna go to a luau?

Well, they say I
can do anything.