02x24 - Glitch/Woops

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ah heh heh heh heh!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

Dear uncle Joe,

aloha and mahalo
for the red dress.

I've worn it every day
for the last years.

Love, lilo.

P.s. Sorry it took
me so long to write.

I was busy saving the galaxy.

Hmm.

Ugh.

Hey, lilo.

How are the thank
you notes coming?

I'm writing 'em.

Can stitch and I play
zombie slayer now?

Sorry, lilo. You
know it's chore day,

and your chore is catch up
on years of thank you notes.

And didn't you b*at
that game anyway?

Yeah.

Hey! Would
downloading a new game

count as a chore?

Not unless you find a game

called zombie thank
you note writer .

Ha ha.

Yuck!

I wish someone would invent

ice cream-flavored glue.

Ava soha. Blech!

Or maybe envelopes
that lick themselves shut.

You might as well wish for
peace in eastern florgaborg.

Where are you going
to find a scientific genius

to invent a crazy
gadget like that?

Jumba!

Jumba?

What? What do you wanting?

I'm very busy.

Can you invent an
a*t*matic stamp stamper

and envelope enveloper?

Of course!

But first must install
plasma reflecting roof tiles,

in case of att*ck
by galactic cruisers.

Talk about chore.

But I don't think
galactic cruisers

are going to att*ck today.

That's what they said
on umbilicus flaxus.

Then one day, whoomph!

Pretty please?

With sprinkles on top?

Oy! I'm sucker for
imaginary dessert toppings.

Ok!

Ta-da!

Can lick envelopes
and stamps . times

faster than human being and...

Never dries out.

I call it invention
number .

Is catchy, yes?

I'm gonna call it
the lick-o-matic.

Wow! I can't believe
you did this in one hour.

No, I did this in
only minutes.

I did this in one hour.

Please to following me, please.

Envelope-licking
machine was so easy,

I automated entire house.

Robotic shelf alphabetizes
books by author.

Mechanical sofa is
completely stain proof

and guaranteed fluffy.

Windows not only
wash themselves...

They lock out
burglars, stray kitties

and dinner-time sales persons.

We'll never have
to do chores again?

Nah. Computer
brain does work for us.

Come. I show you.

This is nerve center
of whole house.

Computer commands house
to operate electronically.

What'sa fa... aah!

System is totally
self-sufficient.

Requires no input from users.

So it's disaster-proof?

Even better.

It's pleakley proof.

I heard that!

Now all will have free time to do
whatever they're pleasing to do.

Ohh!

What I am pleasing is
some zombie slayer !

Ha ha ha ha ha!

To the rooftop dome,
fellow zombie slayer!

Goo badja!

Goo badja!

There you go, slugger.

Whoa!

Hey!

Fascinating.

Ow!

Oh!

Heh heh heh ha ha!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Golden brown perfection.

Umph! Hey!

Who did that?

Could it be... A
haunted Turkey?!

Let us go shred water waves
like cheese for pizza topping.

Ha ha.

Are you sure we can
just leave the house

in charge of itself?

Is perfectly safe.

No invention of mine
has ever malfunctioned.

Ever!

Eh... much.

You win again.

Hey!

Hey!

Nobody panic.

Is rational explanation
somewhere.

Don't worry! I can
explain everything.

Haunted Turkey.

We do believe in
haunted turkeys, right?

Jumba, what's going on?

Is probably a glitch in reactor.

Please to remain here.

?

Hello, experiment .

I know I designed you

to turn technology
against its owner,

but this is jumba here,

your old creator pal, eh?

Heh heh heh ha ha!

Must warn others.

, open door.

Very good.

Heh heh heh ha ah!

Stay here. I'm
gonna look for jumba.

Jumba?

Aah!

Jumba?

Are you up there?

Aah!

Heh heh heh ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nani's been gone way too long.

This is just like in
zombie slayer ,

where the innocent
villagers get picked off

one-by-one.

Picked off?

What do you mean picked off?

I don't want to
be picked or off.

Relax. I know how
this game is played.

We'll be fine as long
as we stick together.

Come on.

No, no. Not with that
poultrygeist out there.

I'm staying here so
nothing bad can happen...

Pleakley?

Pleakely?

Pleakley?

Where are you?

Heh heh heh ha ha!

Who's out there?

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Look.

If this is a game,

we advanced into
a whole new level.

Aah!

Ha!

Aah!

Aah!

Stitch!

Oh! No!

Ah-ga!

Stitch, help!

Unhh-unhh-unhhh!

No!

Aah!

Unh!

The whole house has gone crazy!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha!

Stitch, that's one
of your cousins.

He's inside the computer system.

We can't let him
take over the house.

We've got to b*at
him at his own game.

Game?

Hey.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Oh, yeah.

Heh heh heh ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh ha ha!

We've got you now, glitch.

Game over.

Aah!

Gather about.

You know,

I could build robot butlers
to clean mess so that...

No!

Oh. All right.

We can do it by hand,

thank you very much.

Wow! This game is hard.

Lilo, enough zombie slayer .

It's chore time.

I'm not playing zombie slayer .

I'm playing against glitch.

I think I found
his one true place.

And that is my chore.

Aw, no fair.

I got distracted.

Heh heh heh ha ha ha!

Ok. Best out of ?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You got to know feebie.

You got to know feebie!

Pleakley, ae you sure
this is going to help?

I tried to warn him.

Rapid movement of body
makes breathing heavy

and skin to become wet.

They don't call it a
tournament for nothin'.

Hyah!

But it's a tournament
for toppling dominoes.

It's the international
tournament of toppling.

And this year, the
kokaua toppling titans

are going to take it! Shew!

The world record is held by
the Dutch domino dominators.

, !

We never even got
'em to , before.

And don't even talk
to me about the !

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

That isn't funny!

Do you realize every
team I played on has lost?

And according to
my earth research,

being a loser is bad.

The kokaua dart devils
came in eight place.

The kokaua paddle ball
queens came in fourth.

And the kokaua bowling
brahmins have never won anything.

Ever!

I have to win this one.

Have to! Have to! Have to!

I hope the discovery of
this pod pleases you, sir.

That would be a switch, you unpleasing
person who does not please me.

Ooh!

Ohhhh!

Experiment !

Perhaps a prototype of .

My records indicate he has
all the strength and powers

of the blue trog here on earth.

Excellent!

I think this
experiment collection

brings me one step closer to breaking
free of this bad-smelling prison!

Then I shall overthrow
the galactic council,

then rule the galaxy and...

Take a vacation! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha! I'm going away! Ha ha ha!

Everything ok in there?

I'm fine. I mean, hey,
it's prison, but I'm fine!

Haka naka tabanga!

Encrypted voice match complete.

Now, my army of evil,

watch as I release
another of your ranks

from its dehydrated form.

Be free! Ha ha ha ha!

Hee hee!

Ayiee... woops!

Gently now, my
savagely evil monstrosity.

Ooh... woops!

Aah! What is wrong
with this creature?!

Perhaps a side effect of the
interplanetary transportation?

Stop. Stop at this moment
that I am saying stop!

Woops!

Ow! Ee! Aah! Ow!

We're coming in!

You can't lock me up!

What is going on in here?

Just serving my
well-deserved prison sentence.

Ha ha ha.

Sir, I don't understand.

What part do you not understand

when I say there's
been a change of plans

and quit being so irritating?!

All this time I've been
transporting them to you.

I have had a near-miss with
this leathery lizard person guard

thanks to that ridiculously
clumsy clumsy experiment!

Well, what am I
supposed to do with them?

Well, keep them until I tell
you to no longer keep them.

And get rid of that new one.

He is giving me a headache!

Woops-ooh-ohh!

Yes! I am outta here!

Unh, blitsnak.

Good riddance, I say.

That nose is almost as
annoying as this goofball.

So, uh, what are you
going to do with him?

I have a little present for you.

You're just giving
us an experiment?

What evil thing does he do?

Steal purple paint?

Turn people into
chocolate bunnies?

He's just a little clumsy.

He stomped all over my azaleas.

He broke my blaster.

He's driving me crazy!

All he can say for himself is
woops, woops, woops, woops.

You're the one who always
wants these abominations.

You take it.

Ok. How bad could he be?

Unh! Woops.

Eeh. Ohh.

Woops.

I'm going to go
out on a limb here

and name you... Woops.

Ha ha ha ha.

Are little girl and coming to
pleakley's domino tournament?

Sure. And woops
can come with us.

Experiment ?

No, no. He is too clumsy.

That would be very...

Intriguing idea.

, ... , ...

Step aside, step aside.

Dominoes coming through.

, ...

What's so evil about an
experiment that's clumsy?

Nothing. I attempt to create
indestructible experiment

who could do everything,
but instead create

destructive experiment
who can do nothing!

He's so close.

May we have
absolute quiet, please?

Dominoes takes
concentration, focus,

mental clarity and... wait.

What number are we on?

One, , , ...

Almost there, team.

Oh, no!

Hey, pleakley, we
came to watch you win.

I don't want those
little monsters

anywhere near
my... ooh! Waa! Waa!

Aah!

Woop... ra chucha!

Eh, ha ha.

You get that little
monster out of here!

I cannot be on
another losing team.

Take him away.

Far, far away and lock him up

and put away the key
until this tournament's over!

Don't worry, we'll
keep him safe.

Come on, woops.

Sorry, woops.

It's just for a little while.

Ah-choo!

Woops!

Yeow! Woops!

Ooh! Aah! Oh! Woops!

, ... , ...

Attention, everyone!

Aw, brother.

With this single domino,

the koala toppling titans

will overtake the record of
the Dutch domino dominators,

making us the new
international champions!

Abba lucha!

Oh, no. Oh, no.

No, no, no!

Stop! Stop!

Stop!

Shi mikal!

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Ah-choo!

Woops!

No!

Aah!

Oh, no!

Huh?

Woops.

Ha ha ha.

"Ha ha ha." We lost.

Do you hear me?

L-o-s-t. Did not win.

Eh, you did not b*at
other team's record,

but you b*at your own record.

You made it to , !

Ohh!

And we could've
won if it wasn't for

your evil experiment
designed to... to

not be good at anything.

Hey, pleakley, what's
your next team sport in?

Well, the bowling brahmins have

a tournament coming up,

but I'm not getting
my hopes up this time.

No, siree!

Hmmm.

Here you go, little guy.

Do it again.

Woops!

It's a perfect game!

The bowling brahmins win!

I actually won something!

Woops is good at one thing...

Knocking stuff over.

Uhh!

Woops, woops, woops, woops!