06x17 - I See Turtles

[bunniefuu]

And that concludes my interpretive dance piece asking And that concludes my interpretive dance piece asking if you want to watch baby interpretive dance piece asking if you want to watch baby sea turtles hatch tonight at if you want to watch baby sea turtles hatch tonight at sunset.

Sea turtles hatch tonight at sunset.

Whoa! Sunset.

Whoa! Who could pass that up?

Whoa! Who could pass that up?

I'm in! Who could pass that up?

I'm in! If we're gonna be I'm in! If we're gonna be at the beach, that means we can If we're gonna be at the beach, that means we can go camping! At the beach, that means we can go camping! You know what goes go camping! You know what goes with camping and beaches?

You know what goes with camping and beaches?

B

-b

-b

-b

-bonfires! With camping and beaches?

B

-b

-b

-b

-bonfires! Sea

-turtle

-hatching/ b

-b

-b

-b

-bonfires! Sea

-turtle

-hatching/ beach

-bonfire party! Sea

-turtle

-hatching/ beach

-bonfire party!

- Beach

-bonfire party!

- Where do we turn off Where do we turn off next, Eileen?

Where do we turn off next, Eileen?

Hold on.

Next, Eileen?

Hold on.

Let me check the directions.

Hold on.

Let me check the directions.

Trail mix?

Oh, no! Let me check the directions.

Trail mix?

Oh, no! This is my recreation bag! Trail mix?

Oh, no! This is my recreation bag! I left the directions in my this is my recreation bag! I left the directions in my school bag by mistake! I left the directions in my school bag by mistake! Wah

-wahhh! School bag by mistake! Wah

-wahhh! Wah

-wahhh! Remember, Eileen, if we Remember, Eileen, if we get lost, moss always grows on Remember, Eileen, if we get lost, moss always grows on the south side of the tree.

Get lost, moss always grows on the south side of the tree.

North side.

The south side of the tree.

North side.

No worries.

North side.

No worries.

I know exactly where I left the no worries.

I know exactly where I left the directions.

I know exactly where I left the directions.

Directions.

Hey, Margaret, are you at home Hey, Margaret, are you at home now?

Hey, Margaret, are you at home now?

Oh, great! Now?

Oh, great! You see that bag on the counter?

Oh, great! You see that bag on the counter?

It has directions to sunset cove you see that bag on the counter?

It has directions to sunset cove in it.

It has directions to sunset cove in it.

Can you read them to me?

In it.

Can you read them to me?

Uh

-huh.

Can you read them to me?

Uh

-huh.

No, we already passed that.

Uh

-huh.

No, we already passed that.

Slight right on lefthand road, no, we already passed that.

Slight right on lefthand road, or?

Slight right on lefthand road, or?

Gah! Or?

Gah! This is taking forever! Gah! This is taking forever! Just put her on speaker.

This is taking forever! Just put her on speaker.

Did you get that, just put her on speaker.

Did you get that, Eileen?

Did you get that, Eileen?

Eileen?

Eileen?

Eileen?

Eileen, are you there?

Eileen?

Eileen, are you there?

Uh, yeah.

Eileen, are you there?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I got it.

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I got it.

Oh, good.

Yeah, I got it.

Oh, good.

If you get lost, just remember Oh, good.

If you get lost, just remember moss always grows on the south if you get lost, just remember moss always grows on the south side of the tree.

Moss always grows on the south side of the tree.

North side.

Side of the tree.

North side.

That's hilarious! North side.

That's hilarious! C.

J.

Just said the same thing! That's hilarious! C.

J.

Just said the same thing! Wait.

C.

J.

Just said the same thing! Wait.

Am I on speaker?

Wait.

Am I on speaker?

I see the turn.

Am I on speaker?

I see the turn.

No more directions.

Bye!

- I see the turn.



- No more directions.

Bye!

- No more directions.

Bye!

- Welcome to youth topia! Welcome to youth topia! Uh, thanks?

Welcome to youth topia! Uh, thanks?

Can we go through?

Uh, thanks?

Can we go through?

Your membership cards, can we go through?

Your membership cards, please.

Your membership cards, please.

Oh, no.

Please.

Oh, no.

We're not members.

Oh, no.

We're not members.

We just want to go down we're not members.

We just want to go down to the beach and We just want to go down to the beach and Non

-members! To the beach and Non

-members! Who's a non

-member, Stan?

Non

-members! Who's a non

-member, Stan?

Is it these guys?

Who's a non

-member, Stan?

Is it these guys?

This is a private spa.

Is it these guys?

This is a private spa.

Get out of here, non

-members! This is a private spa.

Get out of here, non

-members! We just want to have a get out of here, non

-members! We just want to have a beach

-bonfire/ We just want to have a beach

-bonfire/ sea

-turtle

-hatching party! Beach

-bonfire/ sea

-turtle

-hatching party! Chah.

These simple sea

-turtle

-hatching party! Chah.

These simple non

-members are kind of cute chah.

These simple non

-members are kind of cute when they're mad.

Non

-members are kind of cute when they're mad.



- When they're mad.



- Come on.

Come on.

Let's park somewhere further Come on.

Let's park somewhere further down and hike to the beach.

Let's park somewhere further down and hike to the beach.



- Down and hike to the beach.



- Did you hear him say all that Did you hear him say all that stuff?

Did you hear him say all that stuff?

Here! Ugh! Here! Ugh! Can you feel it?

Ugh! Can you feel it?

Turtles for generations have Can you feel it?

Turtles for generations have been laying their eggs in this turtles for generations have been laying their eggs in this sand.

Been laying their eggs in this sand.

Nooooo! These tents are pretty cool, when they're not all smashed to bits.

Pretty cool, when they're not all smashed to bits.

I know, right?

All smashed to bits.

I know, right?

Well, I think it's about time we I know, right?

Well, I think it's about time we got our snack on.

Well, I think it's about time we got our snack on.

I think Eileen's got our snack on.

I think Eileen's got snacks in the cooler.

I think Eileen's got snacks in the cooler.

Nice! Remember, only dry wood, rigby.

Dry, schmy.

Big diff.

Wood, rigby.

Dry, schmy.

Big diff.

Dry, schmy.

Big diff.

What's got you down?

What's got you down?

We're doing your turtle thing! What's got you down?

We're doing your turtle thing! Whoo! We're doing your turtle thing! Whoo! It's just Whoo! It's just I wish Margaret could be here.

It's just I wish Margaret could be here.

Why didn't you invite I wish Margaret could be here.

Why didn't you invite her?

Why didn't you invite her?

Oh, yeah the whole Christmas her?

Oh, yeah the whole Christmas kiss thing with mordecai.

Oh, yeah the whole Christmas kiss thing with mordecai.

I get why c.

J.

Kiss thing with mordecai.

I get why c.

J.

Doesn't like Margaret, but I get why c.

J.

Doesn't like Margaret, but Margaret's my friend.

Doesn't like Margaret, but Margaret's my friend.

I don't know.

Margaret's my friend.

I don't know.

I just wish we could all be I don't know.

I just wish we could all be friends.

I just wish we could all be friends.

We got wood! Friends.

We got wood! Huhh! We got wood! Huhh! It's almost time for huhh! It's almost time for the turtles to hatch.

It's almost time for the turtles to hatch.

We've got to find their nest! The turtles to hatch.

We've got to find their nest! You guys go look for we've got to find their nest! You guys go look for it.

You guys go look for it.

Me and mordecai will get some it.

Me and mordecai will get some more firewood.

Me and mordecai will get some more firewood.

Come on, mordecai.

Let's go.

More firewood.

Come on, mordecai.

Let's go.

But we just got come on, mordecai.

Let's go.

But we just got some! But we just got some! So, it's like I don't some! So, it's like I don't want to put Eileen in this So, it's like I don't want to put Eileen in this position, but I just can't stand want to put Eileen in this position, but I just can't stand to be around Margaret right now.

Position, but I just can't stand to be around Margaret right now.

Yeah.

To be around Margaret right now.

Yeah.

But it doesn't change the fact Yeah.

But it doesn't change the fact that Margaret and Eileen are but it doesn't change the fact that Margaret and Eileen are still friends.

That Margaret and Eileen are still friends.

She just needs to know that still friends.

She just needs to know that you're okay with their she just needs to know that you're okay with their friendship.

You're okay with their friendship.

Yeah.

Friendship.

Yeah.

I mean, I know this trip is Yeah.

I mean, I know this trip is important to her and everything, I mean, I know this trip is important to her and everything, but I can't help what you did.

Important to her and everything, but I can't help what you did.

Uh, well But I can't help what you did.

Uh, well Hey, look! Hey! Uh, well Hey, look! Hey! What's that light up ahead?

And Breathe.

What are they doing with those turtles?

What are they doing with those turtles?

Here at youth topia, with those turtles?

Here at youth topia, we've dedicated ourselves here at youth topia, we've dedicated ourselves to discovering we've dedicated ourselves to discovering the fountain of youth.

To discovering the fountain of youth.

How have we accomplished this?

The fountain of youth.

How have we accomplished this?

Simple sea turtles! How have we accomplished this?

Simple sea turtles! There's science

-y stuff in simple sea turtles! There's science

-y stuff in turtles that makes you look there's science

-y stuff in turtles that makes you look younger.

Turtles that makes you look younger.

Just ask this doctor.

Younger.

Just ask this doctor.

Huh?

Just ask this doctor.

Huh?

But enough of that egghead.

Huh?

But enough of that egghead.

Let's see what this 90

-year

-old but enough of that egghead.

Let's see what this 90

-year

-old man has to say about this.

Wow.

Wow.

That's really messed up.

You going to the beach for that's really messed up.

You going to the beach for the turtle hatching tonight?

You going to the beach for the turtle hatching tonight?

You know it, man! The turtle hatching tonight?

You know it, man! Gonna get me a fresh new turtle.

You know it, man! Gonna get me a fresh new turtle.

The younger, the better! Gonna get me a fresh new turtle.

The younger, the better! Yeah, mine's getting old.



- The younger, the better!

- Yeah, mine's getting old.



- Yeah, mine's getting old.



- Ew! Ew! Ew! Eileen's turtles! Eileen's turtles! Come on.

Eileen's turtles! Come on.

We got to warn her! Come on.

We got to warn her! Turtles! We got to warn her! Turtles! Fresh out of the eggs! Turtles! Fresh out of the eggs! Ugh! Fresh out of the eggs! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Non

-members! Ugh! Non

-members! Aah! Non

-members! Aah! You guys are sick! Aah! You guys are sick! Yeah! You guys are sick! Yeah! We're gonna call the cops! Yeah! We're gonna call the cops! They're already here.

We're gonna call the cops! They're already here.

They've got lifetime they're already here.

They've got lifetime memberships.

They've got lifetime memberships.

Ain't that right, officers?

Memberships.

Ain't that right, officers?

Looks like we got some ain't that right, officers?

Looks like we got some troublemakers here, Glenn.

Looks like we got some troublemakers here, Glenn.

Yeah.

Troublemakers here, Glenn.

Yeah.

Real turtle huggers, Hank.

Yeah.

Real turtle huggers, Hank.

Time to take 'em to their real turtle huggers, Hank.

Time to take 'em to their shell their prison shell! Time to take 'em to their shell their prison shell! See what I did there?

Shell their prison shell! See what I did there?

Aah! Ugh! See what I did there?

Aah! Ugh! Sit tight, non

-members! Aah! Ugh! Sit tight, non

-members! Now let's go get some fresh baby sit tight, non

-members! Now let's go get some fresh baby turtles so we won't look old now let's go get some fresh baby turtles so we won't look old anymore! Turtles so we won't look old anymore! Turtles! Anymore! Turtles! Turtles! Turtles! Turtles! Turtles! Turtles! I'm not seeing any turtles! Turtles! I'm not seeing any turtles, Eileen! I'm not seeing any turtles, Eileen! Are you sure this is the spot?

Turtles, Eileen! Are you sure this is the spot?

Give them a minute! Are you sure this is the spot?

Give them a minute! They're shy, misunderstood Give them a minute! They're shy, misunderstood creatures They're shy, misunderstood creatures Like me.

Creatures Like me.

It's almost sundown.

Like me.

It's almost sundown.

Where are mordecai and c.

J.

?

It's almost sundown.

Where are mordecai and c.

J.

?

They're gonna miss it! Where are mordecai and c.

J.

?

They're gonna miss it! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! They're gonna miss it! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! We've got to get out of here Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! We've got to get out of here before those creeps get to the we've got to get out of here before those creeps get to the turtles! Before those creeps get to the turtles! Quick! Call Eileen! Turtles! Quick! Call Eileen! Quick! Call Eileen! Come on, Eileen.

Come on, Eileen.

Come on, Eileen.



- Come on, Eileen.



- Come on, Eileen.



- Come on, Eileen.



- Huh?

Huh?

Ugh! I forgot! Huh?

Ugh! I forgot! I took her phone from her ugh! I forgot! I took her phone from her earlier! I took her phone from her earlier! Ugh! Earlier! Ugh! Well, the cops are no good.

Ugh! Well, the cops are no good.

We got to call somebody well, the cops are no good.

We got to call somebody for help! We got to call somebody for help! For help! I can't believe I'm doing this.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

It's moving! It's moving! It's moving! It's moving! It's moving! They're hatching! It's moving! They're hatching! Right on time.

They're hatching! Right on time.

Thanks for making our job right on time.

Thanks for making our job easier.

Thanks for making our job easier.

Gauge 'em and cage 'em, Glenn.

Easier.

Gauge 'em and cage 'em, Glenn.

But you're officers Gauge 'em and cage 'em, Glenn.

But you're officers of the law! But you're officers of the law! Why are you doing this?

! Of the law! Why are you doing this?

! 'Cause without these turtles, why are you doing this?

! 'Cause without these turtles, my face would look like a ball 'cause without these turtles, my face would look like a ball of raisins and an old leather my face would look like a ball of raisins and an old leather jacket.

Of raisins and an old leather jacket.

Look in the sand! Jacket.

Look in the sand! No turtle can resist the look in the sand! No turtle can resist the cage.

No turtle can resist the cage.

No, little ones! Cage.

No, little ones! It's a trap! Don't go in! No, little ones! It's a trap! Don't go in! "Lettuce" persuade them, it's a trap! Don't go in! "Lettuce" persuade them, Glenn.

"Lettuce" persuade them, Glenn.

See what I did there?

Glenn.

See what I did there?

No! See what I did there?

No! Grrrrrrrrrr! No! Grrrrrrrrrr! Let those turtles go! Grrrrrrrrrr! Let those turtles go! Let those turtles go! Sand

-boning! Sand

-boning! Aaah! Sand

-boning! Aaah! Get to the turtles! Ugh! Oof! I got my rights! Don't worry.

Oof! I got my rights! Don't worry.

You'll understand when you're don't worry.

You'll understand when you're older.

You'll understand when you're older.

Older.

Hey! Could it be?

Hey! Could it be?

Chopper 6, right on time! Hey! Could it be?

Chopper 6, right on time! Margaret's dad?

! Chopper 6, right on time! Margaret's dad?

! Are we late for Margaret's dad?

! Are we late for beach

-bonfire/turtle

-hatching are we late for beach

-bonfire/turtle

-hatching party?

Unique New York.

Unique New York.

Okay, I'm good, Murray.

Unique New York.

Okay, I'm good, Murray.

Let's roll it.

Okay, I'm good, Murray.

Let's roll it.

We're here at lovely let's roll it.

We're here at lovely sunset cove, where a scene we're here at lovely sunset cove, where a scene that's anything but lovely is sunset cove, where a scene that's anything but lovely is happening.

That's anything but lovely is happening.

Youth topia spa is allegedly happening.

Youth topia spa is allegedly using baby sea turtles for youth topia spa is allegedly using baby sea turtles for anti

-aging purposes.

Using baby sea turtles for anti

-aging purposes.

Youth topia employees, do you anti

-aging purposes.

Youth topia employees, do you care to comment on this?

Youth topia employees, do you care to comment on this?

Uh Care to comment on this?

Uh And you you're Uh And you you're officers of the law! And you you're officers of the law! What do you have to say for officers of the law! What do you have to say for yourselves?

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Well ugh! Yourselves?

Well ugh! There you have it, well ugh! There you have it, folks.

There you have it, folks.

The use of baby sea turtles may folks.

The use of baby sea turtles may make you less gross on the the use of baby sea turtles may make you less gross on the outside, but it's sure to reveal make you less gross on the outside, but it's sure to reveal how gross you are on the inside.

Outside, but it's sure to reveal how gross you are on the inside.

How gross you are on the inside.

Baby sea turtles, listen to me! Baby sea turtles, listen to me! You don't have to make old baby sea turtles, listen to me! You don't have to make old people look young! You don't have to make old people look young! You can live! People look young! You can live! You have a choice! You can live! You have a choice! Go, little ones! You have a choice! Go, little ones! Be free! What is that?

I think those are Eileen's turtles.

I think those are Eileen's turtles.

Fresh turtles! Eileen's turtles.

Fresh turtles! Straight from the egg! Fresh turtles! Straight from the egg! Huh?

Straight from the egg! Huh?

Aaaaaaaaah! Huh?

Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaah! And Breathe.

Just keep breathing! Keep breathing! Just keep breathing! Keep breathing! Aaaaah! Keep breathing! Aaaaah! Ugh! Ugh! Aaaaah! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ohh! Cancel my membership! Ugh! Ugh! Ohh! Cancel my membership! Ohh! Ooh! Aah! Aaaaaaaaah! Aah! Come on! Aah! Come on! Let's get out of here! Hey, Hank, is that our cruiser?

Come on! Let's bail! Let's see if these pigs can fly.

Huh?

! Fly.

Huh?

! Did you see what I did there?

Huh?

! Did you see what I did there?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Whoa! Turtles are awesome! Eileen! Turtles are awesome! Eileen! Are you okay?

! Eileen! Are you okay?

! I'm fine.

Are you okay?

! I'm fine.

But how did you know we were in I'm fine.

But how did you know we were in trouble?

But how did you know we were in trouble?

C.

J.

Called and trouble?

C.

J.

Called and told me the whole story! C.

J.

Called and told me the whole story! Wait! Told me the whole story! Wait! C.

J.

Called you?

Wait! C.

J.

Called you?

On the phone?

C.

J.

Called you?

On the phone?

On your phone, on the phone?

On your phone, actually.

On your phone, actually.

Actually.

Somebody had to save Somebody had to save those turtles.

Somebody had to save those turtles.

We couldn't call the cops, so those turtles.

We couldn't call the cops, so the news was the next best we couldn't call the cops, so the news was the next best thing, and it just so happens we the news was the next best thing, and it just so happens we know a newswoman.

Thing, and it just so happens we know a newswoman.

Besides, I figured you wanted know a newswoman.

Besides, I figured you wanted all of your friends here for besides, I figured you wanted all of your friends here for this.

All of your friends here for this.

- This.

- Oh, you guys! Oh, you guys! Uhhh Eileen?

Oh, you guys! Uhhh Eileen?

Just a little Uhhh Eileen?

Just a little longer.