07x09 - Struck by Lightning

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regular Show". Aired: September 6, 2010 – January 16, 2017.*
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
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07x09 - Struck by Lightning

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The score is 28

-28.

Next touchdown wins.

But who's gonna take it home The tame gamers Or the disaster boys?

Oh, goodness! It's storming! Well, I guess that's that.

Let's go inside.

Oh, so I guess you forfeit?

And risk being struck by lightning?

Yes, we forfeit.

Oh, come on! People don't actually get struck by lightning.

That's just an old wives' tale.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We got a bunch of old wives over here.

Oh, it's on.

Hut, hut! Hike! Hunh! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! Yes! Hunh! Whoo! Whoo! Yes! Whoo whoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Whoo! You know who else likes to mess around in the rain?

My mom! Looks like they're coming out of it.

Where Am I?

Don't worry.

You're in a hospital.

You're perfectly safe Assuming you have insurance.

Now, you've suffered a serious shock, So we need to ask a few questions.

What's your name?

Mitch sorenstein.

Where do you live?

In a trailer with my wife, starla.

Good.

And your occupation?

I work at the park.

I'm a groundskeeper.

Mm.

Looks like everything's normal.

I just have one question for you, doc.

Who's this guy?

Hi.

I'm hi five ghost.

I actually work at the park, too.

I'm surprised we never ran into each other.

Whoa! You guys really don't remember each other?

What are you talking about, mordecai?

Why should we?

Yeah.

I mean, how can I remember someone I just met?

How bad is it, doctor?

They're suffering from a very specific form of amnesia One that only targets the memories of their friendship.

We're friends?

Huh.

Huh.

Is it treatable?

It's my medical opinion that you should go home And try your best to help jog their memories.

So, you're saying we've been friends since high school?

Yeah, ever since you almost d*ed in the crash pit.

Huh.

I don't know if I see it.

No offense.

None taken.

I feel like I remember crashing cars In the crash pit But not this guy.

Hmm.

Same.

You guys really don't feel anything?

Any connection at all?

Hmmmmm.

Hmmmmm.

Nope.

Oh, come on.

You know how rigby and I have all our things like Whoaaa! Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hummus! Hunh! And you guys have your things, like taking off your Shoes?

Take off my shoes?

I wouldn't advise that, bro.

How about doing high Eating chicken wi?

Hmmmmm.

Hmmmmm.

Not really ringing a bell.

Sorry.

Okay, fine.

We'll show you.

Okay! You guys are doing great! Now spin your shirt! No! Like take it off, over your head! Whoo! Whoo! Whooo! Whoooo! Whoooo! Are you guys sure this is okay?

We're really doing some damage to the lawn out here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, this is great.

Nice.

How 'bout you, fives?

You feeling it?

I guess it's just not for me.

No offense.

None taken.

Mmm.

Hmmmm.

Hmmmm.

Man, what an awesome day.

This guy must be the greatest friend.

How 'bout we try some of your stuff, fives Some of what you like to do?

Okay, cool.

You mean, like, going to the record store Or hanging with Celia Or taking my esperanto class?

Uhh Well, actually You didn't do any of that with muscle man, so Ohh.

Hey, we made something that might help.

A film! A fil Well, a video.

We made a video of you guys together.

We went into the archives And put together this film as best we could.

Video.

It's really more of a Oh.

It's starting.

As my best man, it's your job To feed me fried food till I pass out! You got it! Heh heh.

Nice.

Hmm.

Ahh ahh Aw, yeah.

Now, that is funny.

Hmm.

Oh.

Fives, I put on too much tanning oil, And now I can't get up! Don't worry! I'll help!
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