[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL CHEERING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Whoo-hoo!
Man, Benson, you really went
all out for this party.
That catapult--
Uh, uh!
That catapult!
Yeah, you normally get streamers
and just call it a day.
Ha! I haven't even shown
you guys the best part.
I present...
Racki the Wishmaker.
Thanks for sharing,
Benson.
I'm going back to the party.
Cool, I guess.
Wait! You guys gotta
at least try it.
You make a wish,
and it shows you
what would happen if it
came true, but really scary.
Meh.
I don't know.
Listen, I didn't put down
a -dollar security deposit
for nothing.
Just watch.
[CLEARS THROAT]
I wish...
I wish I could motivate
Mordecai and Rigby at work.
A hard worker
is all you desire,
so to their backside,
let us add some fire.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
MAN [ON TV]:
Tired of trying to fit a head
of lettuce in your mouth?
Just try our new
salad guillotine.
Off with your head...
Of lettuce.
Salad guillotine.
Make a salad fit in your mouth.
BOTH:
So cool.
Hey, didn't I tell you
to mow the lawn?
Why are you
watching TV?
I don't know.
Just feeling "blah" today,
you know?
Yeah, kind of got a case of
the afternoon sleeps.
[GROANS]
I don't want to hear it.
Get back to work,
or you're fired!
[BOTH GROAN]
MAN:
Do you have trouble
motivating your employees?
Why, yes, I do.
I'm Puppet King
from Puppet Depot.
Buy my puppet,
Mr. Bossman.
Yells at your workers
so you don't have to.
Best part is, it's not you
doing it. It's the puppet.
Murray, can I
get a glass of water?
Puppet depo-- Wait.
Mr. Bossman.
Show the number.
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Call now, or you're fired!
Aw, man.
[SCOFFS]
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Hey!
Hey, get back to work!
Get back to work
right now!
Bens-- Oh.
What is the--
This is really uncomfortable.
Hey, it's not me
making you uncomfortable.
It's Mr. Bossman.
Get back to work!
Get back to work!
Eh...Okay. I guess...
we'll go.
Wow. They're so
motivated.
[BOTH IMITATING LASER FIRE]
[DISTORTED]
No!
Got you now--
Hey!
Hey, you two,
quit messing around!
Don't get germs
on the cups!
Do what I say, or
you'll be out on the street!
BOTH:
Sorry, Benson.
Not Benson--
Mr. Bossman.
[BOTH GROAN]
MR. BOSS:
Hey! Scrub faster!
Time is
money!
You got a real loose grip,
Mordecai.
Explains why you can't hold on
to a relationship.
Wait-- Wha?
Hey, you-- You-- You--
"You-- You-- You."
Less stuttering,
more scrubbering!
[BOTH GROAN]
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
I'm a good boss.
[♪♪♪]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
MR. BOSS:
Hey, keep sleeping.
Yeah. Yeah.
Roll over on your side.
Yeah.
When you wake up, you should
pack up your bags and leave.
Never-- Never come back!
Huh?
[GROANS]
[♪♪♪]
You don't deserve this job!
I'm the one
motivating the workers!
I gotta support my family!
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Aah!
[WARBLING]
[PANTING]
[PANTING]
What happened?
Benson, are you okay?
There was a doll and a--
The wish just felt
too real.
We should probably
stop using--
Oh, I'm next,
you slowpokes.
[LAUGHS]
Pops, wait!
I wish I could travel more.
Going on a trip
is no easy feat.
With a head like that,
you'll need an extra seat.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[SPECTATORS MURMURING]
Wow, what are the odds
of all of us
getting jury duty on Halloween?
[GAVEL BANGS]
Court is now in session.
Up next,
The State v. John Wolfhard.
[GROWLS]
BOTH:
Whoa, cool.
He's a werewolf.
Mr. Wolfhard, you stand accused
of m*rder. How do you plead?
My client pleads not guilty,
Your Honor.
Yeah!
I never ate nobody.
And if I did,
there'd be no evidence,
'cause I always eat
the bones.
[GAVEL BANGS]
Mr. Wolfhard,
where were you the night
of the last full moon?
If you must know,
I was bottle-feeding
an orphaned baby deer.
Interesting--
So you wouldn't recognize...
this patch of werewolf hair
we found at the crime scene,
would you?
Uh... That could belong
to any werewolf...with my DNA.
Then there's this entry from
your diary from that same night.
"Dear diary,
ate a guy today.
This is not a joke.
Till next time,
signed John."
RIGBY: He's guilty.
MORDECAI: Don't know about him.
We've heard enough.
Let's get this over with.
Ooh! Ooh!
Your Honor,
may I use the bathroom,
please?
Okay, sir, but make it quick.
Good show.
Uh... If he's allowed to go,
I am too, right?
Who am I to judge?
[CHUCKLES]
[DOOR OPENS]
Should he be in there
without supervision?
Eh, that frail old man
will keep an eye on him.
[WHISTLING]
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
[♪♪♪]
[WHIMPERS]
WOLFHARD: Ah, for-- Hey!
Yes?
Do me a solid.
I'm all out.
Oh. Um, of course.
WOLFHARD:
Thanks.
Now I just need one more favor.
Yes?
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]
Hold still!
[CHOMPS]
[POPS SCREAMS]
Hey!
Don't make me come in there!
Sorry, old-timer.
It's you or me.
[WHIMPERS]
Where are you going?
I'm going someplace
where they treat werewolves
with respect--
London.
Wait!
[WHIMPERS]
Goodness!
[GRUNTING]
That's it!
[GRUNTS]
Freeze!
Oh, dear.
I can explain.
Come quietly, son.
I don't wanna have to blow
this dog whistle.
Let's just
talk this over.
[BLOWS]
Aah!
[GRUNTS]
[WHIMPERS]
So, when you inevitably
find Mr. Wolfhard guilty,
you can add destruction
of property, eating a juror,
and attempted escape
to his list of crimes.
Wolfhard?
Oh, no!
[POPS WHIMPERS]
Jury,
have we
reached a verdict yet?
Your Honor,
we find the defendant--
Objection! I mean, wait!
You're making
a terrible mistake!
I've been framed!
It's me-- Pops!
ALL: Pops?
Wait. Let me get this straight.
You're saying the real k*ller
att*cked you in the bathroom,
turned you into a werewolf,
tore a hole in the wall,
and then escaped, leaving
you to take the rap?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
That actually makes
a lot of sense.
But my gut's telling me
to have fun with this.
Let's stick with "guilty,"
see how it pans out.
Mr. Wolfhard, you are hereby
sentenced to life in prison.
This can't be!
Let's go, you animal.
No!
Stop him!
TOGETHER:
Yeah!
[PANTING]
[MOB SHOUTING]
Stop him!
[♪♪♪]
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
Eat it, Wolfhard!
Huh?
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTS]
MAN [IN BRITISH ACCENT]:
Last call for Flight
to London.
One ticket to London,
please.
Sure. Go on up.
Good show.
[MOB SHOUTING]
Sorry. All full.
Oh. Hey, old-timer.
You made it.
Sorry about
mauling you earlier.
No hard feelings,
right? Hah, heh.
Water under the bridge,
my good sir.
Great.
Say, me and the boys are gonna
get tea at the royal palace
when we land in London,
maybe eat the Queen.
You in?
Oh, tea. Good show.
WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]:
Flight to London, England,
is ready for takeoff.
Fellas, this one's for you.
♪ A-hoo
Werewolves of London ♪
♪ A-hoo ♪
♪ A-hoo
Werewolves of London ♪
♪ A-hoo
Something, something ♪
♪ Werewolves from London ♪
Okay. So, I'm confused.
Is Racki scary or just lame?
Oh, no, I'm not lame.
I'm definitely scary.
Boo! See?
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Um, if it's okay, I guess
I'll give Racki the Wishmaker
one more sh*t to see
if he's actually scary.
Okay.
Uh, are you sure?
Someone else can go first.
Uh, I can wait.
No, you go.
Well, okay.
Just let me know
if I go too long.
Celia's in Prague doing a guest
lecture, and I really miss her,
so I wish, um-- Well, I guess
I wish I could visit her.
Does, uh,
that sound good?
You wish to hang out
with your lady?
Then you will-- Will, uh--
Ahem.
Well, I can't think of anything
that rhymes with "lady,"
so I'm just gonna go ahead
and start.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[♪♪♪]
Oh, this seems like
a nice place.
[WHISTLING]
Thirty-sixth floor?
That's quite the hike.
Maybe I'll treat myself
and use the elevator.
Uh, excuse me.
Sorry to bother you, but, uh,
is this elevator working?
I need to see my girlfriend
on the th floor.
Girlfriend, huh?
Well,
you're in luck.
I just got this baby fixed up.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
Oh, what a relief.
Thank you, sir.
You two love birds
have fun now.
Yeah, we're probably gonna get
some Chinese foo--
Ahh. I can't wait to see Celia.
[ELEVATOR BANGS]
Huh?
What the-- What's happening?
Oh, I sure hope
I'm not stuck.
[SIGHS]
All right, Fives, keep calm.
Survey the area.
When you are lost
in times of strife,
to look around
may save your life.
Eureka! An intercom button.
Maybe I can call for help.
MAN [OVER INTERCOM]:
Yeah? What's the problem?
Is this the repair guy?
I'm stuck in the elevator.
We talked earlier.
I had the flowers.
Oh, of course. We'll have it
running in no time.
How about some music
while you wait?
That sounds great.
Thank you.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
Uh, do you have anything
a little less ominous?
Oh, sure.
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
You know-- You know what?
I changed my mind.
Could you turn off the music,
please?
Uh, hello?
Oh, no.
I don't wanna be trapped
in here. Not like this!
I never paid off
my student loans!
I don't want
to burden my family!
Aah!
[MUSIC STOPS]
Oh, sorry, buddy.
I-I couldn't hear you
over the smooth jazz.
Hey, looks like
I got the elevator working.
[RUMBLING]
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Aah!
Aah!
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMING, GRUNTING]
Celia's flowers!
No!
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
MAN:
Sorry about that, kid.
Pressed the wrong button.
You have a good night.
Thank you, sir.
Fives!
[GASPS]
Celia!
I got you some flower stems.
They used to be flowers.
Thanks.
But who were you talking to?
Oh, I was just talking
to the elevator repairman.
He's nice.
I should get his e-mail.
Fives,
the elevator's broken.
The repairman d*ed
years ago.
What?
Yeah, I've been taking
the stairs.
Thirty-six floors
is quite the hike.
Yeah. That's why I used
the eleva...tor.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
Wait.
[BOTH GASP]
[GROANING]
[SCREAMS]
Aah! Aah! Celia!
Celia!
Snap out of it, bro.
Oh, man, it was so real.
It was so real.
All right,
I think we've all had enough
of Racki the Wishmaker
for one evening.
No way, man.
I'm still doing mine.
I've wanted this one
my whole life.
Dear Racki,
I wish I was popular as a kid.
This seems to me
a wish that all should see.
[ALL CHATTER]
ALL:
Huh?
[♪♪♪]
RACKI:
Your wish is
to be Mr. Popular.
Well, let's see how you like
being Mr. Popular.
Hey, you can't rhyme "popular"
With popul-- Aah!
[ALL GASPING]
[♪♪♪]
Hey, it's RGB .
Awesome!
Dude, your costume's, like,
the best one out tonight.
Thanks.
It feels good to be at the top.
Mm-hmm.
Looking good, Kim.
Why, thank you,
Mario.
Hmm! Ahh. That was cool.
Thanks, Racki.
Um, if you could just wait
till the end.
Nah, I'm goo-- Aah!
Hey, look!
[ALL LAUGH]
Oh, no way!
[GASPS]
Oh, no, dude.
You didn't paint the back?
It looked done
in the mirror.
Guess
the Sweatpants Bandit
got a tummy ache
from too much candy.
[GASPS]
That's you!
You're
the Sweatpants Bandit.
But I'm Super Mordecai.
It's not his fault his mom
made him wear layers!
It's gonna get
really chilly out tonight.
[CHUCKLES]
Don't you mean windy?
Pbht!
[ALL LAUGH]
Man. We can't even be cool
on Halloween.
Hey, you wanna be cool?
Go take a piece of candy
from that house over there.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
[GULPS]
I'm okay with us
not doing this, Rigby.
I like who I am,
and I don't need to prove--
Don't embarrass me.
Fine,
we'll take some candy.
Move your feet, Mordecai.
They're watching.
[GROANS]
I can't do it.
Something might pop out.
[SIGHS]
Come on,
what's gonna pop out?
There's not even a scarecrow
up there.
It's just a bowl.
Of candy.
Yeah.
[WIND WHISTLING]
You go first.
[GROANS]
Fine.
I'll go first.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[♪♪♪]
[WHIMPERING]
[WHIMPERS]
[WHIMPERS]
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
Gotcha!
Oh, don't do that.
Okay, we did it.
See?
These kids are cooler
than I thought.
Yeah, that's right.
We're so cool,
we're taking the whole bowl.
[DOOR CREAKS]
Should've brought
another pumpkin.
Huh?
Huh?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BOYS SCREAMING]
BOTH:
Huh?
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
So...
you thought you could take
more than one piece
of candy, eh?
No! I mean, yes!
Usually there's
a "Take One" sign, so--
Well, then, have some more.
[BOTH SCREAM]
BOTH:
Huh?
Whoa!
It's all chocolate.
Really?
We can eat this?
Like a zombie eats his brother.
Okay. Interesting way
to say yes.
[CHOMPS]
Mmm.
We thought for sure
you were
a scary witch
who was gonna chop us up.
[GULPS]
I'm glad you're
just a harmless, old hag.
Let my face be a lesson
to always wear sunscreen.
Oh, I know. My mom's super good
about reapplying too.
[CHOMPING]
Hey, this is really good.
[GULPS] Yeah.
I mean, going back
to the zombie thing earlier,
it's weird how it's shaped
like body parts,
but it tastes much better
than what I'm used to.
[CHOMPS]
That's because it's homemade.
Whoa! So cool.
I guess you get into
a lot of hobbies
when you're so ugly
that everyone's scared
to talk...to...
Um...
[GASPS]
Mordecai!
I can't feel my--
I can't feel my...chocolate.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
I know what you're thinking.
"Oh, sugar!
I 'nougat' something like this
might happen."
No! That's not
what I was thinking.
Aah!
[MORDECAI SCREAMING]
No! Mordecai!
[GRUNTS, GASPS]
Super Mordecai!
WITCH:
Now with nuts.
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
isn't it?
No! It isn't!
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
Hey,
look at me!
I hope you saved room
for dessert!
Stop talking!
[PANTING]
[WHIMPERS]
[GRUNTING]
KIDS: Ooh!
Chocolate.
What's that?
What's this?
Hey,
Rigby's chocolate.
Yeah. He's so rich
and smooth.
Mmm.
He's straight-up delicious.
Mmm.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa.
Did that kid
really turn into chocolate?
That's the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
[ALL CHOMPING]
Rigby's the best.
I want
another piece of him.
[ALL GROANING]
Well, that's not exactly
what I hoped for.
I think we can all agree
that Racki the Wishmaker
is terrifying.
Wait, what the...?
Where's Racki?
Hey! That's my wallet!
And our TV!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[IN JAMAICAN ACCENT]
Come on! Get in the truck, mon!
Stop! Don't do it!
Not with all our stuff!
[LAUGHS]
And the next time
you'll see them
is at the pawn shop for
a hefty markup.
So long, suckers!
[RACKI LAUGHS]
Oh, no!
Step on it, Rhombus!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Looks like someone's wishes
for riches
has hit a few hitches.
Dude,
that sounds just like
something Racki
would say.
[ALL LAUGH]
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Wait, why are you laughing?
Because now you'll never
get your security deposit back.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
No!
[PANTING]
How'd your wish for throwing the
best ever Halloween party go?
Terrible.
I'm not renting this thing
if I can't get my deposit back.
I'm taking my business
to the trusty streamer store,
thank you very much.
Come on, Racki!
We'll never be able
to rent you out
if you keep scaring off
the customers.
If rentals aren't arriving
as desired,
then perhaps your boss
should have you fire--
[ELECTRICITY HUMS]
Dumb rapping robot.
[♪♪♪]
07x10 & 07x11 - Terror Tales of the Park V Pt. 1
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.