07x18 - Crazy Fake Plan

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And now commentary from rgb2.

If you ask this old

-timer, TV peaked in the '80s.

Why don't shows have laugh tracks anymore?

Sorry to keep you guys waiting.

I know you're hungry, but my famous peanut butter And celery appetizers will be out in a jiffy.

Daringly modern.

Contrapposto.

Avant

-garde.

These are all words you might say When you gaze upon my piece "seeds of agony.

" You won't want to miss this cultural event Before it is taken by blimp Back to my minimalist Parisian studio And destroyed.

The venue?

A transitional locale between the realms of light and dreams.

Off of spruce and I

-95 at dusk by the cheezers.

Saturday only.

Whimsical! Wow.

That looks crazy.

Crazy enough to work! Dude, what are you talking about?

Can you guys keep a secret?

I'm taking Eileen to see that tomorrow.

And you guys are coming with! And you're not gonna ruin the surprise! What?

It sounds a little intense.

And why's it got to be a surprise?

Is it a special occasion or something?

No, and that's the point.

She'd be expecting something if it was.

I've made her laugh, cry, Scream with terror when she fell into that cave hole.

All the big emotions.

But she's too smart to be surprised.

No way.

If there's a mystery, she has to solve it.

Whenever I try to surprise Eileen, She figures it out immediately.

Good evening, my lady.

I'm 'ere to warn you that trouble's afoot.

You see, there's been a mur Aah! You're taking me to a m*rder mystery, right?

Uh, yes.

Great! I already picked out a dress a week ago! Surprise! I'm taking you To the conjunction of the moon and Mars up on lookout mountain?

I know! I'm so excited! Hello you're taking me to the biannual mating season Of the hermit crabs?

You're the best! She's smart like that, dude.

So I thought up a plan so crazy she'll never figure it out.

Will you guys help drive us around?

Dude, you're being kind of crazy, But at least it's a nice kind of crazy.

I think that's sweet, rigby.

Of course we'll help you.

Who wants celery and peanut butter?

Wait, I smell a surprise brewing.

No! You don't! You're taking me to a movie after this! Ha! No! Is there even a surprise at all?

Who's to say?

Hello, Eileen.

I have something for you.

Wait.

I'm gonna say, based on your beach casual look, Combined with formal jacket and corsage, We're going to Beach prom! That's the most fun party of the year! Oh, Eileen, Eileen, Eileen.

I have a different surprise in store for you.

And this time, you're never gonna be able to guess it.

Now, ditch the apron.

We're heading out.

Wait, but I still have to work.

Talked to your boss.

It's taken care of.

Hey.

Are you gonna remember bussing tables Or the greatest adventure of your life?

Now, get out of here, you crazy kids.

Rigby, I don't know who that is.

He's a guy who gets it.

But don't worry.

I did talk to your boss.

Hmm.

If it's not beach prom, are we going to Costa Rica?

No need to guess.

Just enjoy the surprise.

Maybe your outfit is a red herring.

Whoa.

Crazy running into you guys.

So random.

Need a lift?

But that could also be a red herring of said red herring, Meaning Beach prom! Just get in the car! I'd say we're about 15 miles outside of downtown, Heading northwest.

The temperature has dropped approximately three degrees, Which puts us near that shoe store I like.

But Yep, we'd overshoot it by about 900 feet.

Ah! Sea turtle fan club! I just paid my dues.

That's so nice, rigby.

And time to turn around.

Huh?

Uh, make a u

-turn up here.

Okay?

All right, everyone get out and go behind the house.

Hmm I've got it.

You're building a hot

-air balloon with all this stuff For us to ride in.

That stuff's for a birthday at the park later, Which you guys better be back for.

I'm not working it by myself after last time.

Look, I'm sorry about that brush fire, But I don't think we'll make it back in time.

Rigby's plan might last all month.

Speaking of which, round 'em up! Back in the car! Not cool, bros! Rigby, I have to say this is the best surprise you've ever done.

But that doesn't mean I won't figure out what it is.

Well, you won't, unless you know what's that way!