07x26 - California King

[bunniefuu]

- Speech, speech, speech, speech!

- Ahem.

Thanks for coming, guys.

As you all know, this is a big day for me.

I've been here at the park for a long time now.

I've spent a good chunk of my life up in that room, but it's time for a change.

You don't grow by standing still.

I've decided it's time to say goodbye To trampy The trampoline that I sleep on.

I just had to say, "rigby, you're a man now.

It's time for a change.

" Also, I won a sweet new bed in the 82nd annual "hotdog horf" this weekend.

What will become of old trampy?

I'm gonna send her off in style.

Does anyone want to say a few words?

Can we wrap this up?

There's lot of pipes in the park that need snaking.

Right.

Sure.

Whoa.

In style! Did you Did he You ready?



- As I'll ever be.

Farewell, old friend.

Ahh.

New beginnings, right, mordecai?

Sorry the bed's so big.



- It's cool.

At least it smells better than trampy.

Night, dude.

Goooood night.

Mm.

Hmm.

Didn't really take.

Huh.

No.

Can't Get Comfortable.

Don't panic, rigby.

It's just a new experience.

You'll get used to it.

Trampy.

I've made a huge mistake.

Wait! Stop! Stop! No second chances.

Trampy.

No! Dude, the garbage man probably just didn't see you.

He saw me.

I saw him see me.

Mordecai, you got to help me get it back.

No way.



- Oh, please.



- No.

Oh, please, please, please.

Uh, I don't know.

Oh, please, please, please! Ugh.

Fine.

I'll go get the kart.

Hi, sir.

We need to go in there so I can get my trampoline back.

Well, well.

Threw away something dear to you without thinking it through, did you?

Yeah.

So can we go in, or You'll find your trampoline at the very tip of garbage mountain in Ziggy's shack.

But beware! There are many pitfalls along the way, and Ziggy does not take kindly to visitors.

Find your item and escape before sundown, or face grave consequences.

Why sundown?

Liability.

It's a union thing.

Fine.

Just let us in.

Can we just come in?

Oh, that's not up to me.

That's a job for the gatekeeper.

Through this gate you two can go, if the answer to this riddle you know.

Dude, look.

Let's just go through that hole in the fence.

H

-hey, hey! Don't you do that! Y

-you're lucky I'm trapped in this gate! It smells like muscle man's couch cushions.

Whooooa! This is the hugest dump I've ever seen.

Eh, I've seen bigger.

So, what do we do now?

We start walking.

Sheesh, did our town make all of this?

Aw, come on! What's the matter?

We're walking in circles.

How can you tell?

We've passed this stupid old can of corn five times.

Who you calling old, you jerk?

Dude.

That can just talked.

You're darn right, I did! And I don't appreciate being kicked around like garbage.

I mean, I literally am garbage, but I still don't appreciate it.

Geez, sorry, man.

We're just here to get my trampoline back.

I threw it out by accident.



- Get it back?

! I don't think you guys realize how this place works.

Ziggy ain't gonna allow that.

Huh?

Who's this Ziggy guy?

The king of the dump?

Yeah, and he'll mess you up.

I'm gonna be straight with you guys.

This place sucks.

You should cut your losses and go home.

No way! Not without trampy.

Wait.

You live here, right?

Couldn't you just take us to Ziggy?

Me?

W

-w

-whoa, there.

I got, uh I got to go.

Good luck!

- Fine! The only can we need is our can

-do attitude.

Come on, man.

We're gonna find trampy with or without him.

He looks mad.

What are you gonna do if he gets here?



- Quiet!

- Whoa! They'll never make it past the frozen caves.

Man, what kind of dump has caves?

Whooooa! Look at all these broken tvs.



- Broken?



-We're perfectly functional, thank you.



- Yeah! Perfectly!

- Blame our owners.

They left us on too long and b*rned these images into us.

They they discarded us.



- Sorry.



- We didn't mean to disturb you.

I'm just trying to get to Ziggy's shack.

Do you guys know how to get there?

We're lost.

Of course we know the way.

Yeah, but Ziggy'd be real mad if we told you.

Unless you can answer these three questions.

Ugh.

Another riddle?

Fine.

Question 1 What kind of animal Whoo! Do not go in there, everybody.

Oh, hey, what's going on?

We're trying to get to Ziggy's shack.

Oh, sure.

You just scoot through the secret tunnel in the back of the cave.

Then it's a hop, skip, and a jump up garbage mountain road.

You can't miss it.

Ugh.

You blew it, Gary! Come on! We've rehearsed this riddle a million times! Geez, grow up, you guys! Grr! Ugh! Dude, the sun's almost down.

Ah, we're so close! The shack's right past that gate! Ugh! Old spaghetti?

Aah! Oof! Aaaaah! Huh?

Where are we?

Corny! Dude, we're running out of time.

Can you help?

Uh I I want to, but Ziggy always says, "no second chances.

" Please.

Trampy was like family to me.

I just realized it too late.

Can't you understand?

Family.

I know a shortcut.

Let's go.

Whooooa! Look at all these trampolines.

I guess they really were a fad.

No.

No.

No! Where is it?

Looking for something?

Trampy! Give it back, Ziggy.

It's mine! Was yours! No seconds chances! Sir.

Please, hear him out! Silence, trash! Aah! Corny! You monster! You're the trash, Ziggy! You wouldn't be so tough without your minions.

You really want trampy so badly.

If you want the thing for which you came, you must defeat me in a game.

Rigby! In order to reclaim your trash, no missteps, or you'll be ash.

It's an easy game, rigby.

If you cross the finish line first, you can keep trampy.

If you fall, you'll relinquish it to me.

Also, you'll be incinerated.

You're on.

Fall! Aah! What?

Burn! Whoa.

No! Aaah! Trampy! I'll never leave you again, no matter how bad my back gets.

Rigby! Dude, we got to get out of here.



- Ziggy?

! You can't have it, rigby.

No second chances.

Dude, I just watched you fall to your death! You're literally taking a second chance at life right here.

That doesn't count.

Did I get a second chance when I accidentally threw my portable cassette player away No! And did I get a second chance when I broke into the dump and they caught me and the judge made me live in the dump as punishment?

No! Wait, they made you live at the dump?

For 20 years?

Well, technically, it was just for one night, like a "scared straight!" Thing.

But I got used to it.

Now, hand over trampy before I make your friend another trampoline

-safety statistic.

Rigby! Give me your beloved bed, or I will crush your best friend.

Hey, Ziggy.

Can it! Corny! I've wanted to do that for 20 years.

Oh! Ow, ooh, oh! Ouch.

Ooh! Dude, corny, you saved us.

Is there anything we can do to repay you?

One word recycle.