00x01 - Slime Diaries: The Residents of the City of Monsters

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Rimuru: A completely normal, uneventful life...

Rimuru: is what I thought I was living.

Rimuru: But the next thing I knew, I had reincarnated in another world,

Rimuru: made friends here, built a city...

Rimuru: And now, I'm just peacefully sunbathing... as a slime.

Rimuru: And.... hup!

Rimuru: I got my hands on some valuable paper,

Rimuru: so I decided to write down my experiences in diary format.

Rimuru: I'll start it off with... hmm...

Rimuru: "I got reincarnated as a slime."

Rigur: Strong one...

Shizu: "I'm not a bad slime."

Lizards: Gabiru! Gabiru!

Orcs: Trample all! Trample all! Trample all!

Benimaru: Show us who you really are, evil majin!

Gazel: Haze: Thunder of Heaven and Earth!

Shuna: Great Rimuru, these pages are all blank.

Rimuru: I knew it would run long, so I gave up.

Text: Slime Diaries End

Text: Slime Diaries ?

Title: Day : The Residents of the City of Monsters

Rimuru: Just over a month after the Orc Disaster had the forest swirling in chaos...

Rimuru: No one lived in this tiny village except me and the Goblins,

Rimuru: but then many more allies joined us,

Rimuru: and its population surpassed , .

Rigurd: I cannot agree to this!

Shion: This falls under a secretary's jurisdiction.

Shion: I will not compromise on this.

Rigurd: The very same goes for me!

Ririna: Please, calm down, both of you.

Rimuru: But when you have , monsters living in one town,

Rimuru: it takes a while to get everyone on the same page.

Rigurd: As I see it...

Geld: But wait...

Gabiru: Then what about my idea?!

Shion: Wait just a moment!

Geld: I object!

Kaijin: Damn... We're getting nowhere here.

Benimaru: We need Great Rimuru's opinion!

Geld: Yes.

Rigurd: This does affect all of our morale.

Benimaru: Shuna!

Benimaru: Are you ready?

Shuna: Yes.

Shuna: Now, then...

Shuna: We have this somewhat precocious outfit...

Shuna: And this cute, cheerful outfit.

Shuna: Which would look better on Great Rimuru?

Rimuru: Look...

Rimuru: Is this really that important?

All: Yes!

Text: Residential building

Text: Stand-alone house

Text: Home Construction Supervisor

Text: Geld

Rimuru: Construction's really coming along now.

Rimuru: Maybe I'll go out and inspect everyone's work today.

Shion: Pardon me.

Rimuru: Oh, hey, Shion.

Shion: Greetings!

Shion: There.

Shion: Now...

Shion: For Great Rimuru, as always...

Shion: I will give...

Shion: all I've got!

Rimuru: Uh, Shion, if you're doing all this for me,

Rimuru: there's a better way.

Rimuru: It'snot giving all you've got.

Shion: Great Rimuru! I've brought tea for—

Text: Long Life

Shion: I'm sorry...

Great Sage: Enacting emergency measures.

Great Sage: Pain Nullification and Ailment Nullification activated.

Great Sage: Commencing self-regeneration.

Rimuru: It's okay. Everyone makes mistakes.

Rimuru: Even if it's every day.

Rimuru: And even if this tea you made...

Rimuru: is some kind of toxic substance, not tea!

Rimuru: You really are an excellent secretary, though, Shion-kun.

Rimuru: You're perfect...

Rimuru: As long as you don't move!

Rimuru: 'Cause it's only your looks!

Shion: G-Great Rimuru...

Shion: H-How could you...

Shion: ...shower me with such praise? I'm honored!

Rimuru: Nothing gets through to her...

Guy: There's no need for you to go personally, Sir Benimaru...

Benimaru: It's fine. I'll be back soon.

Rimuru: What's this about? The great general's going on patrol himself?

Benimaru: This is the only talent I have.

Benimaru: But in this, I will come in second to none.

Benimaru: Whatever it takes, I will protect this town

Benimaru: and your smile, Great Rimuru.

Rimuru: Damn, he rattles off those pick-up lines so naturally!

Rimuru: This is why I can't stand hot guys.

Benimaru: Now, then...

Benimaru: I'm sorry!

Benimaru: Those girls over there just gave me these!

Benimaru: What do I do with them?!

Rimuru: Wow, you sure got it rough!

Benimaru: That's quite the smile you have...

Goblina: Sir Benimaru! Look over here!

Rimuru: I'll gladly give you advice!

Text: Bulletin Board Lost Children: Lost Items:

Gobchi: Seems a lot more crowded here these days.

Gobto: Yeah.

Gobto: Monsters from all over the forest are coming here.

Gobchi: Hey, what race of monster is that?

Gobto: Which one?

Gobchi: Next time we see a cute girl...

Gobto: Uh-huh.

Gobchi: We should offer to show her around town and...

Gobto: Uh-huh.

Text: Hit On Her

Gobchi: Hit on her!

Text: Hook Up

Gobto: And hook up!

Both: That's it!

Rigur: Hey, you two.

Rigur: Don't forget that you're on the town watch.

Gobta: That's right.

Gobta: A single action by any one of us can change the impression people have of this town.

Gobta: If you get carried away, you'll pay for it... and it's gonna hurt.

Rimuru: Hey, you're starting to understand the gravity of your role, Gobta-kun.

Rimuru: Even the look on your face seems a bit different.

Gobta: People do learn...

Gobta: and grow, after all!

Text: Ever Progressing

Text: Rimuru

Rimuru: Let's all grow.

Rimuru: Hey, Kurobe!

Kurobe: Hey, if it isn't Great Rimuru.

Rimuru: What're you up to?

Kurobe: I was just working on the kitchen Kn*fe Princess Shuna requested.

Kurobe: I'm just about to finish it up.

Rimuru: Oh, okay. Sorry for interrupting.

Rimuru: I'll come back later! See ya!

Kurobe: When I left the Ogre village,

Kurobe: I was sure I'd never strike iron again.

Kurobe: I wasn't incredibly strong or smart.

Kurobe: But I can still strike iron.

Kurobe: For Great Rimuru, for the people of this town,

Kurobe: and for myself.

Kurobe: When I have a lump of iron that's still nothing...

Kurobe: I just need to put every last bit of the nothing I am into it.

Haruna: Princess Shuna, Master Kurobe sent this for you.

Shuna: Oh! My kitchen Kn*fe!

Shuna: He finished it already?

Shuna: I'll try it out right away.

Haruna: Wow, Princess Shuna...

Kurobe: Whew. Sure hope she likes that Kn*fe.

Souei: This concludes today's training.

Souei: Back to your posts.

Both: Yes, sir!

Soka: Master Souei...

Soka: Normally,

Soka: he's as cold as ice...

Soka: as mean as a demon...

Soka: and as ruthless as a man-eating beast.

Soka: But I know the truth.

Soka: Look, at this very moment, he's having so much fun playing with a little animal.

Souei: You just d*ed.

Souei: Fool.

Soka: Oh, God, he's hot!

Rimuru: You've got some issues yourself.

Rimuru: The sealed cave, where I first met Veldora.

Rimuru: After the battle with the Orc Lord,

Rimuru: it became home to the Lizardmen, who prefer to live near water,

Rimuru: as well as a place to grow the valuable hipokute herbs used in healing potions.

Gabiru: What kind of moves were those?!

Gabiru: Do you really want Great Rimuru to see you like that?!

Sukerou: We're sorry, Sir Gabiru!

Gabiru: If we want our savior, the Great Rimuru, to accept us,

Gabiru: we can't afford to stand rooted in place!

All: Sir Gabiru! Please... Please give us one more chance!

Rimuru: They're a lot more diligent than I realized.

Gabiru: Very well! We'll start with the basics!

Song,Lizards/Text: Three, and...

Song,Lizards/Text: In the Forest of Jura...

Song,Lizards/Text: Deep within...

Lizard: Yeah!

Song,Lizards/Text: The one we all admire

Song,Lizards/Text: Looks so...

Kakushin: Indeed!

Song,Sukerou/Text: Strong!

Song,Kakushin/Text: Revitalizing!

Song,Yashichi/Text: And beautiful!

Song,Lizards/Text: Our brightly shining first star!

Song,Gabiru/Text: (Line) If you're a man...

Song,Gabiru/Text: Even if you... embarrass yourself...

Song,Gabiru/Text: Never lose...

Song,Gabiru/Text: your pride!

Song,Lizards/Text: (All) Ah, Sir Gabiru, Sir Gabiru...

Song,Lizards/Text: (All) The Dragonewts' ray of hope!

Gabiru: Stop!

: You fools! I told you to change that to

Gabiru: "Ah, Great Rimuru, the hope of our great alliance"!

Gabiru: Honestly! You boys are still lacking in love!

Gabiru: We must raise these hipokute herbs with love!

Soka: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Lizards: Yes, Sir Gabiru!

Soka: I know he acts like that, but he's not a bad guy!

Rimuru: Slime Diaries will continue!

Title: Slime Diaries

Title: That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime

Rimuru: By the way, how's construction on the new sector coming along?

Shion: I just collected these records on the matter.

Shion: Here you go.

Rimuru: What's going on? You're suddenly acting like a real secretary, Shion!

Shion: Oh, please!

Shion: I'll do my best with the cooking and cleaning, as well!

Rimuru: W-Well, no need to worry about the cooking yet...

Rimuru: Uh-oh! I think there's a mistake in these records!

Ranga: I am Ranga.

Ranga: I rarely make any appearances outside of battle,

Ranga: but even when I don't, I reside in these shadows,

Ranga: improving myself for my master's sake.

Ranga: Oh! This is—

Ranga: This power...

Ranga: I must show it to Master so he'll pet me!

Ranga: Master!

Ranga: Look! I've learned some sort of incredible power!

Rimuru: I know.

Rimuru: How nice.

Gobta: What's this little tree?

Rimuru: It's called a bonsai tree.

Hakurou: Great Rimuru taught me about them.

Rimuru: Don't drop it!

Hakurou: Having been born a swordsman, I have lived for centuries with a sword at my side.

Hakurou: But I had no idea that forgetting the sword would allow me to see a new world.

Hakurou: The scales have truly been lifted from my eyes.

Gobta: When you're like this, you just look like a withered old man.

Gobta: Maybe it's time for you to retire—

Hakurou: I was just pruning it.

Gobta: You haven't forgotten the sword at all!

Rimuru: The temple school.

Rimuru: It's where the children of the town come to learn.

Ririna: What is this letter?

Kids: A!

Ririna: And what does this say?

Kids: Apple!

Ririna: Very good!

Ririna: And what is this letter?

Text: O

Kids: O!

Ririna: That's right!

Rigurd: Great Rimuru.

Rigurd: Look. The students were asked to draw someone they respect,

Rigurd: and they all drew you.

Rimuru: Huh? Me?

Rigurd: How I envy you!

Rigurd: Here, take a look.

Rimuru: Jeez, this is embarrassing...

Rigurd: This child captured your majestic dignity perfectly!

Rimuru: They're all masterpieces!

Kid: Oh! Great Rimuru!

Kids: Great Rimuru!

Rimuru: See you later.

Kids: Aw, you're leaving?

Rimuru: Make sure you study hard!

Rimuru: Hey, aren't there any other slimes around here besides me?

Rigurd: I rarely see them around this time of the year.

Rimuru: This time of the year, huh?

Rimuru: Hey, you guys!

Rimuru: Have you ever seen any slimes other than me?

Hakurou: Hmm... I suppose we see them when the weather is hot.

Kurobe: It lets you know summer's on the way.

Shuna: Their clear bodies look nice and cool.

Shuna: They're a great symbol of summers in Jura.

Rimuru: Huh...

Gobta: Oh, yeah!

Gobta: They taste great cold!

Gobta: You just slurp 'em right up!

Rimuru: Huh...

Shuna: Oh, that sounds lovely.

Rigurd: Yes, truly a delicacy!

Shuna: Great Rimuru? Where are you?

Gobta: Great Rimuru!

Kurobe: Where'd you go?

Rigurd: We were only joking!

Garm: Hey, Shuna, where do you want these?

Shuna: Thank you for bringing them.

Shuna: I'm going to cut them, so please put them on the table.

Kaijin: Shuna, got a minute?

Shuna: Yes, I'll be right there.

Shuna: I'm sorry, Gobichi.

Shuna: Would you mind starting the preparations for dinner?

Rimuru: Everyone depends on Shuna. She's turned out to be pretty reliable.

Benimaru: Since she was given an official position, she wants to give it her best.

Benimaru: I'm proud as her older brother,

Benimaru: but it feels as if she's growing more and more distant.

Rimuru: Hey, c'mon. How can the unbeatable Samurai General say that?

Benimaru: Now, when fighting as a group, your distance from your opponent should—

Shuna: Brother! Brother, are you here?

Shuna: Honestly!

Shuna: How many times must I tell you, Brother?

Shuna: Don't leave your underclothes lying around!

Shuna: Also, your room was a terrible mess.

Shuna: I cleaned up all the things you left under your bed.

Shuna: And look at you!

Shuna: Your eyes are all gooey. It's disgusting.

Shuna: Be home by sundown, all right?

Shuna: I'll have dinner ready.

Benimaru: Maybe I shouldn't say "distant"...

Benimaru: She feels more like a mother.

Rimuru: Ah, you're no match for your mother, Samurai General.

Shuna: Brother!

Shuna: I found some manly clothes for you!

Shuna: I have it in black, too!

Shuna: The sun's already setting.

Rimuru: I hope he's not working too hard.

Benimaru: Yes, he is rather industrious.

Rimuru: I'm gonna check on him real quick!

Shuna: See you soon. Take care.

Geld: We start over here.

Geld: We'll go as far as here today.

Geld: Let's finish this by sundown!

All: Yes, sir!

Geld: I want to finish the groundwork before the end of the day.

Geld: Can you handle that?

Orcs: On it! We'll get it done!

Geld: Take those to the new sector as soon as they're ready.

Geld: No issues here, I take it?

Geld: I'm going to follow up with the next sector.

Orc: Roger!

Geld: Wait a moment.

Rimuru: I keep telling you, you work too much.

Rimuru: You gotta do something besides work sometimes.

Geld: I work for you, the one who so graciously accepted my clan.

Rimuru: You don't have to worry about me.

Geld: I will do what I can.

Treyni: My! With all of you working so hard,

Treyni: the town will be complete in no time.

Rimuru: I guess. But you know...

Rimuru: I want everyone here to live more freely.

Rimuru: I mean, that's how I live.

Rimuru: But everyone here just loves saying "For Great Rimuru, for Great Rimuru."

Treyni: Goodness, what an enviable problem to have.

Treyni: I'm certain they all simply wish to repay their debt to you.

Treyni: Because you showed them the way,

Treyni: and because you made a place for them to belong.

Treyni: So innocently and awkwardly, no less.

Rimuru: A place to belong, huh?

Rimuru: Can I really keep being their "place to belong"?

Rimuru: So... what are you doing here, Treyni-san?

Rimuru: Shouldn't you be watching the forest?

Treyni: Okay, more grape juice for you, then?

Treyni: I have potato chips, too.

Rimuru: Ready to go?

Ranga: Yes, Master!

Goblin: Oh, Great Rimuru!

Goblin: Great Rimuru!

Goblin: Hey, it's Great Rimuru!

Goblin: Good morning, Great Rimuru!

Goblin: Good morning!

Goblin: Fine weather today, isn't it?

Goblin: Good morning, Great Rimuru!

Rimuru: Morning.

Rimuru: Looks like it's finally done.

Ranga: Yes.

Ranga: This is our new assembly building.

Rimuru: Hup.

Rigurd: Good morning!

Rigurd: Great Rimuru, how shall we prepare for the upcoming banquet?

Rimuru: Banquet? Did something happen?

Rigurd: Did you forget?

Rigurd: It's to celebrate the passing of days since we Goblins met you!

Rimuru: Are you a needy girlfriend?!

Ranga: Then my clan must celebrate the day we met you, too!

Kaijin: And we gotta celebrate the completion of our construction.

Gobta: We can have a banquet for any reason!

Shion: Don't forget the day we Ogres received names, as well.

Gabiru: Please allow us to join you!

Shuna: A banquet, you say?

All: Banquet! Banquet! Banquet!

Rimuru: Okay, okay! We'll do it! We'll celebrate all those things!

Rimuru: The days are as lively as the number of people I've met.

Rimuru: I wonder what today has in store.

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Gobta: Great Rimuru!

Shuna: Where are you?

Rigurd: We were only joking, Great Rimuru!

Rimuru: Next time, "The Air in Spring and..."

Rimuru: Crap!