06x22 - 1000th Chopper Flight Party

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Mm.

[DOGS SNARLING]

Aah!

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[GRUNTS]

[BARKING]

[GRUNTS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SNARLS]

Uh!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Bill... Bill...

Ooh!

Bed-topia coupon.

Papa needs a new comforter.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

You guys got

a couple things too.

RIGBY:

Man, Benson.

Do that with a little less

drama next time.

Yeah. Why can't you be more

like the mail guys on TV?

Because--

[SIGHS]

I don't know.

Whoa, dude,

check it out--

A square envelope.

Hand-calligraphed

addresses?

Hoo! Things just

got fancy in here!

"Traffic's at a standstill

due to a backup

at the Smith residence."

"Some minor congestion

is expected

"at the intersection of cake,

fancy sodas, and a good time

as we celebrate the thousandth

flight of Chopper ."

"We're not seeing any delays in

an RSVP for you and one guest."

Oh! It's a party

for Margaret's dad's

thousandth ride on Chopper !

And C.J. and I

can go too, right, guys?

Uh...

Oh. Ahem.

I promised friends

I'd volunteer

at this river cleanup thing

that day.

Oh... Well...

Just go without me. It sounds

like it'll be fun.

Oh, phew!

'Cause if you were there

and Margaret was there--

[SHUDDERS]

A lot less awkward

this wa-- Ow!

Dude! I'm not saying anything

we don't know!

Rigby's right. Go. Have fun.

Really?

I trust you.

Oh!

I'll bring you a piece of cake

from the party

for being

the coolest girlfriend ever.

[BOY IMITATING g*nf*re]

[BOY IMITATING

sh*t-DOWN CHOPPER]

Chopper down!

Chopper down!

[LAUGHS]

That's not funny,

kids.

Hi!

Oh, hey, guys.

Glad you could make it.

Can you believe it?

Margaret's still at work.

She might not even

make it at all!

Oh! Bummer!

You're smiling.

Sorry. Cheek cramp.

Whoa!

Darrell, come on!

You almost ruined our

special-order cake here!

That's a cake?

C.J.'s gotta see this.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

FRANK: Mordecai!

Huh?

Mr. Smith!

Mm!

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHS]

I want you to meet

my longtime partner

in the skies--

Jackie Carmichael.

What a day, huh?

I can't wait to find out

who's gonna get that extra seat

in the thousandth

Chopper flight.

Extra seat?

There's one for my wife,

one for my daughter,

and one wild card.

Sure would mean a lot.

Even more than

the award I won

for being the top traffic

reporter in the city.

Frank has a lot of important

people in his life, Jackie.

Isn't that right, Frank?

That's true, hon.

Haven't made up my mind yet

about that extra seat.

Have you considered

your daughter's

ex-boyfriend's best friend?

He's not gonna take you,

Rigby. Sorry.

Hey, do you mind if I get

a piece of cake for C.J.?

C.J.?

She's Mordecai's

new girlfriend.

Not totally new,

but newer than Margaret.

Huh.

Here we are now

at the celebration

of Frank Smith's

one thousandth Chopper ride.

Looks like

quite a turnout.

Hug bug! You came!

Of course I did!

Mmm!

Hi, Margaret.

Hi.

Your friend Mordecai here

was just saying

he has a new girlfriend

named C.J.

[SCOFFS]

Dad!

I, uh,

have to go to the bathroom.

Oh, no.

Dude! Wait up!

Got any new hobbies,

Eileen?

Yeah, I do.

[CELL PHONE BUTTONS CLICK]

[CELL PHONE CHIMING]

[CHUCKLES] Gross.

[BANGING ON DOOR]

RIGBY:

You're being weird, Mordecai!

That's fine.

Come on!

You have to come out.

No, I don't.

Margaret's out there,

so if I'm here,

I won't mess things up.

This is the choice

of maturity.

RIGBY: What about the cake?

Ahh! The cake.

[SIGHS]

I'll come out when they cut

the cake, then leave.

That's dumb, dude.

C.J. told you to have fun.

Just come out here.

I'll stick by you

so nothing happens

with Margaret.

Then you can grab the cake and,

better yet, your dignity.

You'll stay with me

the whole time?

Or until you have to go

to the bathroom.

Thanks, Rigby.

Uh! Ow!

That's payback for punching me

on the couch. Let's go.

That was

a really long time ago.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[FRANK CLEARS THROAT]

I'd like to say a few words

before we cut the cake.

Cake.

Chopper , Chopper ,

Chopper .

How many times

have I said those words?

Well, at least ,

plus the three just now, heh.

It's been such an honor

to patrol the skies

so that people know which

highways have less traffic

and more car chases,

but I couldn't have

done it alone.

I'd like to thank

my baby girl, Margaret,

and my beautiful wife,

Denise,

for emotionally always being

next to me in the Chopper.

Today, I'd like for them

to literally be next to me

in the Chopper.

Everyone else,

please grab a slice of cake

and join us in the front yard

while we make history!

Frank! Frank! Aren't you

forgetting something?

Oh, right--

The extra seat, heh.

How could I forget?

Oh, don't worry about it.

I reserved this seat

for a very special person.

Hmm. Ooh!

FRANK: Mordecai!

Mordecai?

I, uh...

[SCOFFS]

Never mind that I won an award,

and I still

don't get respect here.

Guess awards don't count

for a single thing.

Sorry

I got heated before.

It's hard for me

to accept

that you and Margaret

aren't together.

That's okay.

No, it's not okay.

You're family, Mordecai.

At least,

I consider you family.

And I always will,

whether or not you and Margaret

are a couple.

Um...

Well... Thank you...

For that.

Ugh!

Now go grab a piece of cake

for your girlfriend J.C.

before it disappears,

'cause the flight of

a lifetime's about to take off.

Hey, Rigby.

Can I trust you to hold

this piece of cake for me

without eating it?

Dude, it's cake.

[SIGHS]

Never mind.

Whoa! Whoa! Uh!

Should have brought

a napkin too, huh?

[GROANS]

How are things at the park?

Uh! Oh!

Dude!

[GROANS]

Why are you being so weird?

I know a lot's happened,

but I thought we were cool now.

Yeah. No.

It's still weird.

Well, what's it gonna take?

This is a party!

We're on Chopper 's

thousandth ride!

Can't we just try to have fun,

like we used to?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

"Ck, ck. We had a six-car

pileup around Christmas,

but now we're not seeing

any delays,

as we make our way north

through the clouds."

[BOTH LAUGHING]

That's some solid

traffic reporting, son.

Where'd you learn that?

Oh, Frank!

He thinks it takes skill

to do what he does.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

How long are we

supposed to watch it?

Guess I missed

the launch.

C.J.!

Oh, cool. You made it.

What happened to

the river cleanup?

They sent us home

after someone got chemical burns

from the water.

Where's Mordecai?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Mordecai?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Hm. Huh?

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Uh, I can't be here.

I-- I gotta hang

with C.J.

C.J.! Hi! Uh!

Oh, come on! Did you think

I wouldn't find out?

That you could just make a fool

of me forever?

This is the last time!

Are you getting this,

Glen?

[ROARING]

C.J.!

It's not what you think!

There was

an extra seat!

Is everyone okay back there?

DENISE:

We're fi-- Oof!

MARGARET: Mom!

MORDECAI: Whoa! Are you okay?

What's with

your new girlfriend, Mordecai?

I don't know. I guess we're

having another misunderstanding.

No son of mine would bring this

to my one thousandth

Chopper-flight party!

But I'm not your son!

[THUNDER CRASHES]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Mom! Dad!

You're right to be concerned,

Margaret,

but it's gonna be okay.

I'm a professional.

Grab your knees, hon.

BOTH:

Mannon ball!

It really does take skill

to do what you do.

[SIGHS]

It's okay.

They made it.

Yeah, but what about us?

[ROARS]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

C.J.! Please!

[YELPS]

[ROARS]

[MORDECAI & MARGARET SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

Aah!

Margaret! No!

[ROARS]

C.J., listen to me!

It's not what you think!

Really!

Mordecai's telling you

the truth!

He's told you the truth,

like, a hundred times!

We're just friends!

Why should I trust you?

Because...

I have a boyfriend!

You have a boyfriend?

You have a boyfriend?

You... Have a boyfriend?

Look!

He just showed up!

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

Yowza!

Should have grabbed my

windbreaker off the sailboat.

Weekend sports anchor

Del Hanlon?

Hey, Eileen.

Hey.

Hey, Margaret!

[GROANS]

There's nothing

to be upset about here!

But you--

So you don't--

Oh, no.

[BEEP]

Hey, Del!

Margaret.

Mm.

All the cake's gone,

but we still have snacks.

That's okay.

I don't pollute my body

with refined sugar anyway.

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFLING]

C.J.?

I'm not really in the mood

for cake right now.

I'm sorry. I mean,

I did what you asked me

to do, so--

But then--

Don't.

This time, it was my fault.

Margaret's parents almost d*ed

because I freaked out

about nothing.

Yeah, that did happen.

I have to go.

[SNIFFLES]

Dude, is it cool

if I eat the rest of that?

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