[♪♪♪]
[MAN VOCALIZING]
[MAN & WOMAN
SINGING IN JAPANESE]
ANNOUNCER:
Everything seemed perfectly
normal for our heroes.
Just another ordinary day
at the park until...
Yah!
Now, that's
what I call...
playing with fire,
ha, ha!
BOTH:
Oh...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now,
a word from our sponsors.
Carter and Briggs love to spin
doughnuts in their car.
And we like to spin circles
around the competition
with our toys.
Hi.
We're Playco Industries.
If you know us,
you know our name is synonymous
with quality, innovation,
and just the best darn
toy products on the market.
Isn't that right,
Carter and Briggs?
[DEADPAN]
Yep, we sure like
your toys.
[DEADPAN]
Our contract
says we have to.
Whoa! Carter and Briggs
are doing commercials now?
Man! I can't believe
they sold out like this.
[LAUGHS]
Those guys!
And now a special look
at our new line
of Carter and Briggs
figures.
Say it.
Uh...
BOTH:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
MAN:
Carter follows Briggs
into a time portal to become...
[MAN READING ONSCREEN TEXT]
Alien crime lord att*cks.
BOY :
Gimme all your credits!
MAN:
Carter swoops in
with his hover suit.
Briggs hits the bad guy
with non-lethal fractal kick.
BOY : Hi-ya!
[BOY GRUNTS]
BOY :
You have the right
to remain dead.
BOTH:
Travel through time,
tough on crime.
MAN:
Carter and Briggs toys
sold separately. From Playco.
Playco!
MORDECAI:
This piece of junk cost $ ?
It looks horrible.
No kidding.
Mine's eyeball looks like
it's leaking into his face.
They can't even stand up
on their own.
I know. You have to
lean them against each other.
And Carter's shirt--
They painted it skin color
so it looks like
he's just shirtless.
I hope somebody got fired
for that one.
How about the fractal kick?
Does that work?
Fractal...
[GROANS]
You ruined my tomato bisque
with your ridiculous toys!
They're not toys.
They're collectibles.
At least,
they're supposed to be.
Yeah, these are
pretty much garbage.
Playco--
More like Play-no.
[GRUNTS]
[CRYING]
Pops,
what's wrong?
I was att*cked
by a prehistoric beast!
You mean, like,
a dinosaur?
A dinosaur!
Have we-- Have we seen
one of those before?
Huh. Well, I guess
today's the day.
It's not a dinosaur.
[GROANS]
Come on,
let's scope it out.
Aw, man.
[♪♪♪]
[SNARLS]
What?
That's not a dinosaur at all.
It's a double-wattled
cassowary--
An extremely aggressive
gladiatorial bird.
Its claws can tear through
just about anything.
Wow. This looks like
a perfect job
for Mordecai
and Rigby.
Get that thing out of here
or you're fired.
I strongly recommend
wearing protection.
[♪♪♪]
[POTS BANGING TOGETHER]
Oh!
Aah!
[TOY CRUNCHES]
BOTH:
Aah!
I'm scared, dude!
I'm scared!
If I don't survive this,
don't touch any of my stuff.
Turn it into a Rigby museum.
BOTH: Aah!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[HORN HONKS]
Dude, it's working!
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
Aah!
[COUGHS]
Oh.
[BOTH SCREAM]
Dude, call him! Call him!
[STUTTERS]
[♪♪♪]
Baby ducks.
ALL: Hey, dudes.
Time to send this cassowary
back to the cemetery lot.
[♪♪♪]
ALL:
Huh?
Did you guys
order a limo?
It's not
our birthday yet.
Baby ducks.
Playco.
You fell right into our trap.
Now, sign the toy contract.
Or we'll be forced to use
more extreme measures.
BOTH:
Toy contract?
They've been bugging us
about this for months.
We'll never sign.
Mordecai and Rigby,
we need you to sign too.
What?
That duck warrior
you and the baby ducks
turned into--
It would make an amazing toy.
So what do you say?
Sign over your likenesses?
Oh. No way. Your toys suck.
Ew.
Yeah, Playco.
More like Lame-co.
Wait, wait.
More like Lame-bros.
TOGETHER:
Oh!
Hmm.
Well, is this lame-bros?
You think a month's pay
is gonna change our minds?
Fair enough.
But maybe a look
at our prototypes will.
Careful, dudes.
BOTH: Hey!
MORDECAI:
These are horrible.
They only have
three points of articulation.
And they don't look
anything like us.
Maybe if you at least got
the colors right.
Hey! Who here runs
a billion-dollar toy company?
Cool it, Neal.
[LAUGHS]
Look, guys,
it's too expensive to change
the molds at this stage.
Come on.
Kids won't notice anyways.
You screwed up
the Carter and Briggs toys.
And the us toys
are even worse.
No deal!
We thought
you might say that.
So we invited some friends
to help convince you.
[HONKS ANGRILY]
Geese!
[SCOFFS]
They signed months ago.
Join us.
Become immortalized
in plastic and cheap paint.
Never!
I've heard enough.
How'd you hear?
You've been yelling
this whole time.
Just sign the contract
and get that cassowary thing
out of here.
You too, Benson?
Listen, be sensible.
Selling out can be
very lucrative.
Those toy royalties
could really beef up
your retirement fund.
No.
You can call us
a lot of things--
Lazy, slacker,
irresponsible.
But there's one thing
we're not, and that's sellouts.
We're drawing a line
in the sand.
I respect that.
Nice, bros.
They don't get it.
Hmm, looks like we're gonna
have to force your hand...
to sign!
Never seen that before.
[YELLS]
[ALL GASP]
Mordecai and Rigby,
remember what to do with these?
Yes, we do.
No, no, wait a second.
Everybody just--
BOTH:
Hyperduck extreme.
Fusion mode--
Ready to fight.
[HONKING]
Hyperduck extreme?
Really?
That's all you got?
Moto-Goosowary X!
BOTH:
Whoa!
Looks like we're gonna
need some help.
You guys...
ALL: Huh?
Pump your fists
and help us take a stand
against poor
aviary merchandise.
ALL: Right!
[BOTH GRUNT]
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
[GRUNTS]
This is pretty wild.
[LAUGHS]
[♪♪♪]
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
If it'll get rid
of the bird...
[SCREAMING]
Huh? What the...?
[SCREAMING]
Huh? What?
[GROANS]
Oh.
[PANTING]
Huh?
[COUGHING, GAGGING]
[COUGHING]
Make it stop!
All right!
Hyperduck extreme.
Park variant.
Ready for battle.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[ALL SNARL]
La-la-la...lasers.
[GROANS]
In your face!
[SNARLS]
[ALL SHOUTING]
Hmm, looks like we'll need
some extra insurance.
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
[ALL GASP]
[♪♪♪]
[SATELLITE BEEPS]
Barry, did you eat
all the astronaut ice cream?
We only had five left!
We're gonna starve!
What the...
Never seen that before.
Party mode activate.
[ALARM SOUNDS]
[♪♪♪]
This contract
is non-negotiable.
[PEN CLICKS]
BOTH:
Time to close this deal.
[♪♪♪]
BOTH:
Aah!
Benson, use the Medusa
Reflection Technique.
The what? How?
Just button mash.
You only have one button.
Aah!
[♪♪♪]
Sign the contract!
BOTH:
Never!
[PLAYS DISTORTED GUITAR CHORD]
[g*n COCKING]
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
[ALL SHOUTING]
Lunar Goosowary X--
Omega warrior.
The moon?
Oh, we can't fight the moon!
It's been an honor
kicking robot goose butt
with you, bros.
DUCKMAN:
Hold on, dudes.
[ALL SCREAMING]
The boosters
aren't catching.
BRIGGS:
Looks like you need
some extra horsepower.
[♪♪♪]
BOTH:
Carter and Briggs!
There's no way
we're letting anyone else
get stuck with
that awful contract.
[SIRENS WAIL]
BOTH:
Hyperduck extreme,
cruiser mod maximum!
All right!
All right!
ANDY:
Hey, guys,
don't go chicken on me now.
Who's that?
It's our long-lost
teenage brother...
...Andy!
I've been studying abroad,
finding myself.
Now I find myself
ready to kick some butt.
Hyperduck ultimate!
[ECHOING]
Fury Gigawing!
So, kids,
like what you're seeing?
Samantha,
I noticed your fun-o-meter
is stuck in the middle.
Why is that?
The robots are cool, but
why aren't there any girls?
Why couldn't the long-lost
brother have been a sister?
And how are all
their disparate technologies
able to even
connect to each other?
Doesn't like boys.
Doesn't understand robots.
That's--
That's not what I said.
Sign the contract
or be destroyed, hyperduck.
It looks like
you'll have to destroy us.
'Cause we'd rather die
than have our likenesses
turned into poorly-made toys.
What? No!
So be it.
Scramble missiles!
Crisis spread!
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
[♪♪♪]
BOTH:
Quad cannon!
Melee mode!
Whoo!
[LAUGHS]
Yeah!
Oh, no, no, no. No!
Max energy.
On it.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Loud and clear.
Cerebral scream. Aah!
[♪♪♪]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
Whoo-hoo!
Ha, ha!
What are we waiting for?
Launch the mega-m*ssile!
[GROWLS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Aah!
I lost my link, dudes.
What's going on?
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Face it. You have no choice
but to sign the contract.
[ALL SHOUTING]
No.
Those toys are so lame!
Ooh, well, I guess immortality
had to end sometime.
Just accept it.
We're a multinational
conglomerate.
We can afford to
keep hounding you forever.
Can you afford new friends?
Oh, oh too hot!
Bad show.
[GASPS]
I don't wanna almost die
on the moon again.
I think-- I think we just
have to sign it, dude.
Uh... No!
BOTH: Huh?
You guys taught me
something
by putting me
behind those quad canons--
And it's to
always stick to your g*ns.
Don't sign that contract.
BOTH:
Hmm.
You're right, Benson.
At least this way,
we'll go out as the good guys.
Good guys?
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[HONKS]
You're the bad guys.
The contract even says so.
[MUTTERING]
"...baby ducks
are the good guys..."
No, it looks like the contract
says you're the bad guys.
Oh, dang.
You got to get your eyes
checked, dog.
What?
We never
would have said yes
if we knew we were
gonna be the bad guys.
You lied to us.
Your robot's black and gray.
Of course you're the bad guys.
If we can't be the good guys,
then no deal.
No. Wait.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH YELL]
[ALL GROAN]
ALL:
Hyperduck!
King Breaker!
White Lightning!
[STAMMERING]
Now, hold on.
We can negotiate--
Fast-food deals, movies,
apps where you record your voice
and it comes out high-pitched.
[LAUGHS]
It's funny.
It's synergy.
Synergize this.
[PLAYING GUITAR RIFFS]
ANNOUNCER:
Mordecai, Rigby,
and their friends
summon the Galaxy Blade
from a distant moon.
[♪♪♪]
Step off.
No!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[WIND WHISTLING]
ANNOUNCER:
The galaxy blade
can only be wielded
by those who can
show true friendship
and courage in the face
of overwhelming odds.
Is this the end
for our intrepid heroes?
Wait. Look.
In that crater.
Could it be?
Could it be?
That...was...
amazing!
I've never felt
so alive!
I don't even care that
the park was destroyed.
You guys feel like this
all the time?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Hey, thanks for getting us
out of that contract.
Yeah, now I can
finally sleep soundly
in my -million-dollar
mansion.
I'm just glad we're all safe--
Wait!
Where's
Andy?
ANDY:
Gotta jet, dudes.
I've got a hot date on Europa.
It's been real.
Oh, what a nice fellow.
Thanks for helping us,
ducks.
We are mortal enemies.
But just this once,
we were comrades.
And that
was pretty cool.
Oh!
But really, thanks.
That was cool.
Yeah, that was great.
That was great.
[GRUNTS]
Okay.
F-fine.
No toys.
That's cool.
But have you ever
considered...
video games?
Sure. Why not?
Oh, yeah. Totally.
Definitely.
There's no such thing
as a bad video game.
ALL:
Yeah!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
06x26 & 06x27 - Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.