08x07 - The Dream Warrior

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regular Show". Aired: September 6, 2010 – January 16, 2017.*
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
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08x07 - The Dream Warrior

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Oh, what a beautiful day! Don't you agree, Mr.

Rabbit?

Aw, definitely, Pops! Enjoy your walk! Huh?



- What?



- Aah! Oh! Excuse me, but do you have a minute to fill out this form with your name and address?

Not again! Pops! Wake up! What's going on?

You were levitating stuff in your sleep.

I was?

Yeah, like that time in the observatory?

Oh, my, I don't remember doing that at all.

Well, what do you remember about your dream?

I was an awful nightmare.

There was this wretched creature.

He wanted to know where I live.

Oh, it was terrible.

I can't have that dream again! Don't worry, Pops.

We'll make sure you don't have any more nightmares.

What are we doing back at the dome?

We got two words for you, Pops car

-toons.

Ooh, I like this idea.

Yeah, we're gonna watch this old cartoon "Funky Wunky and the Groovy g*ng.

" The only nightmares you might get is from the bad animation.

We did it, groovies! We found out that the ghost of Blumont Cove is Ole' crotchety Elmer, the Lighthouse Keeper! That's right! There's gold in these waters, and I would've made millions if it weren't for you groovy kids! It's "roovy rang!" Oh, Wunky! And, like, we couldn't have done it without the help of the '76 starting lineup of the Oklahoma Mud Pigeons.

Don't mention it, Alfie.

Hey, Wunky, go long! Ri got it! Oh, Wunky! That was delightful.

I don't think the animation's bad at all.

Now let's get you to bed.

Oh, Wunky.

Hmm?

What's this?

Don't you remember, Chad?

We just found out that the ghost of Blumont Cove is ole' crotchety Elmer.

That's right, and I would've made millions if you groovy kids would fill out these forms with your address.

Wait a minute.

Form?

Address?

You're not ole' crotchety Elmer! You know, you're really not making this easy for me.

Come on, man! Just tell me where you live! No! Not again.

Benson's turn.

Do you know who helps to keep me safe in my dreams?

Who?

Dr.

Sweet dreams.

My name is Dr.

Sweet Dreams And sleep is my expertise No one is immune To my sweet tunes Not your sister Not your pets Little babies I'll cure your sleep apnea Your insomnia And even your nightmares You'll sleep peacefully tonight To the sound of my sweet pipes Buy my tape, don't delay Okay, just let Dr.

Sweet Dreams do all the work.

Shh.

Oh, thank Oh, this is fun.

You're the man from the tape.

That's right It's me Are you going to protect me from that terrible nightmare man?

Oh, yeah! Thank you.

No need to thank me It's just part of my job Yeah! So, um, like, are you on earth Or somewhere else, maybe?

That's an odd question.

I'm just trying to make small talk Oh.

So, that was a "no" to Earth?

Wait a minute, Dr.

Sweet Dreams would never ask me a question like that.

I don't want to talk to you anymore.

I've tried to play nice, but you're gonna tell me where you live now! No! Got to think ahead, guys! Got to think ahead.

I don't know how to stop your nightmares, Pops.

Yeah, we tried two whole things.

I'm so sorry you all got wrapped up in this.

Whoa! You guys are looking rough.

What's going on?

It's these terrible nightmares I'm having.

This creature keeps coming to me in my dreams and demanding to know where I live.

Hmm.

Sounds like a nightmare alien.

A nightmare alien?

Yeah! A nightmare alien! A nightmare alien?

! Yep! That's what it is, a nightmare alien.

What is a nightmare alien?

It's a being that can inv*de your mind while you sleep.

The only way I know to get rid of a nightmare alien is to face it head on in a dream and show it you're not afraid.

But that's the one thing I am afraid.

Very, very afraid.

Maybe you don't have to do this alone.

I learned a technique in the '60s that can link subconscious minds together.

All right.

Everybody sit in a circle.

Now join hands.

Ahh! All right.

Now fall asleep.

I don't mean to undermine your methods, but How are we supposed to fall asleep like this?

Here, drink this.

It's chamomile tea.

It'll put you right out.

Seriously Skips, hot leaf water?

That's all you got?

Maybe we could try like a like a noise machine.

Or some orchestral music.

What was that, guys?

You'll have to speak up.

That's what I thought.



- No!

- Leave him alone! Yeah, stop giving him nightmares.

Aah! Whoa! Yah! Aah! Huh?

What's going on in there?

They're fighting a nightmare alien.

Oh, yeah, been there, man.

Hyah! Ohh! Skips! Can you send us back to the dream world?

No can do.

We're all out of chamomile.

Pops, I didn't want it to come to this.

But now you're going to tell me where you live.

No.

Don't listen to him, Pops! I can take him.

Ack! Aah! Rigby!

- Did you save him?



- No! All right, everybody, we've got to wake him up.



- Come on!

- Wake up! Wake up, Pops! Come on, you got to wake up! Hear that?

They're trying to wake you up.

Maybe you should just tell me where you are so I don't have to come back here next time you fall asleep.

Oh, no, not again! Hurry! Wake him up! Wake up, Pops! Let's go! Your friends aren't here anymore, Pops.

You must be pretty afraid.

Give in to you fear! Tell me where you live! You You hurt my friends.

Huh?

Nobody hurts my friends! Whoa! Aah! Okay, that kind of hurt a little.

Hmpf! Aah! Look, man, I was just doing my job.

Who hired you?

You did.

What?

You want to know where I live?

The space tree.

I'm not afraid of you anymore.

Stay away from me and my friends! Aah! Pops, did it work?

Let's just say I put a good scare into the ole' nightmare alien.

So, yes?

That's a yes, right?



- Yes.



- Yes! Now to get back to my normal dreams.

Hit it.

Granny's Diner worst service, ever! One star.

And I didn't even eat there! Mm, Carl, you'd better have good news.

I can't go back.

He's too powerful.

Did you get his location?

Yes.

He's on the space tree.

Bad show.

Bad show, indeed.
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