06x02 - Lady and the Tramp

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: Coming up...

Why is Murr getting whacked?

[ Laughter ]

What's got Q
being such a big mouth?

Hey, hey, feed me!

[ Laughs ]

Narrator:
And which punished Joker

will be humiliated
from sea to shining sea?

[ Horn blows, laughter ]

Sal:
Prepare for something amazing.

Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

[ Laughter ]

Murr:
I want my mommy!

[ Laughter ]

Sal:
I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

[ Laughter ]

Today, we're getting people's
opinions about New York City,

but the real people
getting docked is us.

While giving the survey,

the other guys will be
behind that glass wall

that becomes see-through
at the flip of a switch.

The goal is not to laugh,

but when that glass
becomes see-through --

Whoo!
Good luck with that.

♪

Sal: Right now, you have
a black T-shirt on

with a sports jacket
and long hair and scruff.

This is what middle-aged
hip looks like, man.

I'd like to say
it looks good on you.

Eh, you'd like to.
I'd like to.

[ Laughter ]

Murr: Here we go.

Fellas.
You starting it off?

I'm starting it off.
All right, Joe.

Go give them hell.
All right.

Name three pros and cons

about living
in or near New York City.

Um, the pros, you know,
entertainment all over.

Murr: What is that?
What is that?

Public transit,
you know, really...

Where I live,
you kind of need a car,

but it's not necessary.

I mean, there are buses
and stuff, so...

It's Joe
being born out of an egg.

Um...

I don't think
it's really too --

And it's kind of dirty,
but nobody thinks it's --

[ Laughter ]

Something back there?
No, no.

There's a damn fly that's
been going around all day.

Okay, that's hysterical.

We cracked up.
He did a hard smile.

Really?
He just smiled.

He didn't break.
Damn.

Describe
your dream apartment.

Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.

Well, um, you can get anywhere
quickly by transit.

♪

[ Laughter ]

Murr: It's all of
Q's firemen buddies!

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughs ]
Lots of space, you know?

Joe: That's a laugh.

Something like that.

Q: Downtown,
they do a lot of that.

There is some weird [bleep]
going on in New York City.

Got him!

Describe Prospect Park.

What I like about it most
is that,

well, they have
the summer concert
in the summer.

[ Laughter ]
They have the, like,
bands that play there,

so I've gone there
for that.

Joe: This is our good friend
Bryan Johnson.

He's from the TV show
"Comic Book Men."

Sal: By the way,
he brought his own shorts.

That's true.

The, uh --
what's the --

do you understand
the alternate is to laugh?

Joe: Yeah!
Murr: Got you!

Do you understand

the alternate side of the street
parking rule

at all in New York City?

'Cause I don't.

I don't know what's going on
sometimes.

[ Cheers and applause ]
Joe: He's done!

Hi, I'm James Murray.
Ramón.

Ramón,
nice to meet you, sir.

These are questions about

your experience
being a New Yorker, okay?

For this one, we need a prop
from Murray's jacket.

What are
the primary reasons

that you wouldn't
necessarily go to see
professional sports?

When comes to sports,
professional sports,

I'm not interested in it.

Well,
I got to take that back.

Sal:
That's your credit card.

Well, that's gonna be
a good Tennis match,

when the US Open
is going on.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, it got declined.

Well, for sports,
I go to --

Oh, that's your
second credit card.

Okay, on Sundays,
I just go to the park.

Okay, I enjoy that then.

Okay, on Sundays
in the summer time.

Uh, when it
comes to recreation --

[ Laughs ] Come on!

Sal: That's a laugh!
That's a laugh!

When it
comes to recreation --

Is somebody behind me?

No, I'm thinking --
you know what it was?

I was thinking --

He's gonna wash this.

I was gonna say --
Oh, that's gross.

Where were you born?
Ramón: In Brooklyn.

We used to play
on the trains.
Sure.

Oh, it's a young Murr.

They used to have
these locomotives there.

[ Laughter ]

It would be at the pizzeria
two blocks from the house.

The pizzeria.

Q: Oh, no,
what is happening, Murr?

Come on.

Then we'd go home,

and then afterward,

we'd come back,
get together,

and we'd go to
the pizzeria.
[ Laughter ]

Q: Yeah, we got him.

There's a great pizzeria
called Linseo's.

We used to go there
every week.

Hey, guys, have fun.
[ Sighs ]

In the past decade,

take me through the best
New York day you've had.

Well, it'd have to be
more than years.

Okay.
Sure, it can be any time.

Some friends of mine
from L.A. came over.

Mm-hmm.

♪ This love ♪
We spent the whole day
in the city,

and we traveled --

At that time, we traveled,
I showed them --

You remember "Ghost,"
right, Murr?

I said that --
you know, to see.

Mm-hmm.

We had drinks on top of
the World Trade Center

at the River Cafe.

Oh, the River Cafe.

And what was
that experience like?

We had a great time.
Yeah.

We ate good...
Yeah.

...and that would have been

my best experience
of New York City.

[ Laughter ]

Get the [bleep] off me,
[bleep].

Yeah.

Q: There we go.
That's a laugh.

[ Laughter ]

I did not do well.

[ Laughter ]

So I'm just gonna ask you
a couple questions.

Okay, sure.
Okay,
it's super easy, so...

Here we go. Here we go.

What's one of the best nights

you've had in New York
in the past year?

Probably taking my friends
to paddle.

They didn't know
what the [bleep] it was.

Like this S&M club?

You never heard of Paddle?

[ Laughter ]

"Impractical Jokers".
Season .

Man: Yeah, we watched people
get spanked and stuff.

It was pretty funny.
Right.

Sal: That's me.

Murr:
That's me completely bald.

That's Q.

That's Joe.
[ Laughter ]

Q: How does he not laugh?
Stone-faced.

That was all for nothing,
though.

[ Laughter ]

So you're with this person,
what do you do?

Times Square is like the thing
that everybody --

Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, though.

[ Laughs ]

You know, Times Square
and all that kind of stuff...
Right.

...so I'd take them
to probably --

Look at how happy
his stupid face is

when it comes out.

No, Times Square is like
the answer with everybody.

Oh, [bleep].
Sorry, sorry.

Q: [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Oh.

Got you.

That is a laugh,

and the added bonus
of Murray getting hurt.

Okay, would you recommend
that people use

public transportation
in Manhattan?

I have a car.

Murr: There we go.

[ Laughter ]

What do you say is the --

What are some challenges
about apartment living

here in New York?

Man:
Well, there's the price.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughs ]

Sal: There he goes,
there he goes!

That's a laugh.
That's a laugh.

Oh.
Murr: All right, good job.
We got him.

All right, Q,
you and I are up.
Yes.

Here we go.
Yes.

Could you tell me
an experience

that a live event
gives you?

Really?
Yeah.

Well, I've worked
on the Nets --

Uh, Jay Z, got the Russian guy
running that thing.

Okay.

The guy who, like, runs it,
he was out of town.

Yeah, the Nets.

[ Laughter ]

The next
I would like to see live --

Q: [ Laughs ]

How the hell
did we even do that?

Yeah, I was just wanting to know
about your act.

What's so funny?
No, it's just --

I had a lot
going on here today.

[ Laughter ]

Joe: Here we go.

Tony: Hey, how are you?

Toni? Sal.
pleasure to meet you.

You want to go first?
Yeah, you want to do this?

All right, let's go.
Here we go.

Describe what would be
a good night out

in New York City for you.

I would actually
compare it --

'cause I did live in D.C.
for a year --

so I guess it depends.

Somewhere with the same...

For a a happy hour?
Yeah.

Joe:
That's a working, pissing dog.

Look at Murray.

Joe: [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] Yeah.

I mean, go to the club.

[ Laughs ]

I was walking around
Times Square.
Times Square?

It smells like pee
up there.

Good boy, Puddles,
good boy.

Not the first time
I've peed on Murray.

Won't be the last.

Talk to me about
New York City living.

I lived in Brooklyn.

The rent
was pretty expensive.

[ Laughter ]

A bunch of
illegitimate children.

Q: They're all doing
the double Dutch.

Toni: I didn't felt like
it was diverse enough...

[ Laughs ]
Murr: That's a laugh!

...so not really
a good price.

So, guys, I got a surprise
for all of you.

Let's do it.
Enjoy.

Do you have a go-to neighborhood
for shopping?

It's Herald Square.

I feel like there's
a good mixture of both.

It depends on what you want.

Like, there's two H&Ms,
there's a Zara.

Joe: Gamma?
Q: Like the Hulk?

Should he drink it?

I guess a little bit more
to, like, High Street, but --

All right.
He drank it.

Toni:
But not as like --

Uh-oh.
Joe: Oh. Oh.

Something's happening?
Uh-oh.

I hope Murr's all right.
Yeah.

You're can actually find
a better deal,

or you just had --

Oh, my God.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God.

♪

There's a good mixture.

I guess a little bit more
to, like, High Street.

Q: All right.
Joe: He drank it.

Uh-oh.
Oh. Oh.

Uh-oh.
Something's happening.

Oh, something happened.

I hope Murr's all right.
Yeah.

You can actually
find a deal --

or just have them delivered it
to this -- you know --

Is that Gary Busey?

[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]

Gary Busey!

It's Gary Busey!
Sal: Oh, my Lord.

That is so, so, so true.

I, uh...

Yeah, that is --
I mean, I mean --

[ Laughs ] I can't.

[ Laughter ]

I mean, I --

I, uh, you just reminded me
of something.

Oh, my goodness.

[ Laughter ]

Narrator:
Q was a tough nut to cr*ck,

so he's safe
from the loser board.

Today, we're at Food Bazaar
in Long Island City

handing out free samples.

We'll be competing head-to-head,
taking turns,

trying to convince
a customer

to eat as many samples
as possible.

Whoever gives the most away
wins.

I hope I get a customer

that's a tubby little fella
like you.

Sal: Basically, this is
what's gonna happen.

They're each gonna take turns
giving samples,

and then whoever gets stopped,
that person loses.

Murr: Tit-for-tat samples.

Got some free samples.
Samples
if you're interested.

Murr: Here we go.

This is locally grown
mozzarella with basil and oil.

Let me know what you think.

Sal:
Locally grown mozzarella?

[ Laughter ]

If you're
a cheese guy --

Oh, yeah,
there you go.

All: Ah.

Sal: All right,
he's in for two.
It's on Joe.

It would behoove us
if you do it with --

this is sharp cheddar.

You don't look like you eat
too much cheese.

Yeah, but you got to have
all three.

That's probably like
calories,

calories.
Yeah, that's the real --

That's the deal with it.

Sal: Oh, he gets him.
He gets him!

Murr: Joe gets him
on the third one.
Okay.

Pressure's on Q.

You like olives?
'Cause olives go down with that.

So the mozzarella
and then the olives, yeah.

Ah, there we go.
Kalamata olives.

Murr:
Oh, he took Q's olive.
Sal: Oh!

How's that...?

We actually re-did
the whole olive.

How's that cold you had?
You over that cold yet?

'Cause you were coughing a lot
earlier.
I sneezed on yours.

Sal: [ Laughs ]

Try the other olive.
Tell us what you like better.

You're still a little pale
around the face.

Yeah, there you go.
Just let me know which one.

It doesn't matter.
And they said
that was really contagious?

Sal:
Joe has convinced him.

Yeah,
you can't stop the train.

[ Laughs ]

Now it's on Q.

That's great.
Did you try
the chips yet?

-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah, there you go.

Q: Yeah,
those are the best.

-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[ Laughs ]
Wow.

It's on Joe.

Do you like the stick,
or do you like, the chip?

These are
the house-made ones.

Nah.

You had
one of those already.

Yeah?
Yeah, you had this.

So then
this is the other one,

so you've got to tell us
which one you like better.

That's the way it works.
Murr: Oh!

You like
the house one better?

Here,
take these with you.

Take these with you.
Sal: It's on Q!

Just don't forget
to take all of them.

I got one more, too,
there.

Sal:
Who's chip is he trying?

There you go.
That one's mine, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

I think that one's mine,
too.

That one's mine, too.
-No, it's not.

No, it's not!
I gave the sample!

[ Laughter ]

Hey, hey, feed me.

You ate it.

Nothing against me
eating it.

Sal: [ Laughs ]
Murr: All right.

That's it. Q's up.

All right.
Well done. Well done.

Thank you, buddy.
Take care of yourself.

Thank you, brother.
Thank you very much.

Yeah, and just one more
for the road.

Murr: Oh!

There you go, bud.

No, don't eat that!

Don't eat that.
Eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it.

Come on!
Eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it.

Is he gonna eat it?
He's gonna eat it.

He's gonna eat it.
He's gonna eat it!

Joe: Eat it.
Let me see, eat it, go ahead.

Go, go, go, go.

[ All cheer ]
Q: [ Groans ]

[ Laughter ]

Joe wins at the buzzer.

Sal: Oh, my God.

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

[ Laughter ]

So here we have kinder,
gentler Sal and Murr.

Yes. That's right.
Their relationship's somewhat
improved this season.

Our relationship
has thawed a little bit.

Thawed.
Yes.

It's not as frozen cold
as it once was.

Can I borrow
the chapstick?
Never.

[ Laughter ]

Some things never change.

Yes,
would you like to try any?

Oh, we have so many different
things from local places.

Come on around.
Joe:
All right, here we go.

Samples I give you are
going to be the best
ones you ever have.

I promise you.
Okay.

I'm gonna start you off
with the fresh mozzarella

dipped in
a little olive oil.
Delicious.

Q: Oh, Murr,
it's on you, buddy.

This is a sharp cheddar,
locally made, delicious.

Farm in Jersey.

Don't fill up on that,
though.

One bite just
so you can taste it

'cause I want you
to taste the difference

between that cheese
and this cheese.

So just one bite each.

[ Laughter ]

Q:
Oh, it's back to Murray.

It is, right?
That one's better.
Okay.

If you like that one,
you are going to love --

This is a white cheddar.

Try that.
Again, made locally.
It's mild, though.

[ Laughter ]

Delicious.
This is Spanish olive

with a little
bleu cheese stuffing.

If you've never tried it,
I would like you to try it, too.

Joe: Sal, nice.

Murr's up.

Yeah.
Q:
Olive with the bleu cheese.

Speaking of which,
I happen to have one more.

Come on,
you're shopping.

There you go.
You're gonna ruin
your appetite.

You don't need that.
You can put it right there.

Now,
we're even, even, even.

Don't feel forced, ma'am,
don't feel forced.

No, no, no.

Up your ass
and to the left.

It's up your ass
and to the left.

It's --

It's, uh...

[ Laughter ]

Up your ass
and to the left.

It's up your ass
and to the left!

It's --

It's...up your ass
and to the left.

[ Laughter ]

It's, uh, straight up your ass
and to the left.

[ Laughter ]

We call that aisle
"up your --"

[ Laughter ]

Q: All right,
let's get back to work.

OH, we don't want to keep you
if you have to get going.

Joe: [ Laughs ]
Q: Nice try, Murr.

These are vegetable chips,

and they're made
with pure peanut oil.

Joe: Oh, my God,
she's in for a veggie chip.

Sal: Oh, yeah.
You don't have to try
that one.

[ Laughter ]

This is unbelievable.

The only thing
better than that

is chocolate-covered
pretzels.

Q: Uh-oh.

Oh, you don't want this?
Joe: Ah!

You're in this deep.
You might as well just try it.

[ Laughter ]

Joe: You're out!

They draw the line
at the chocolate pretzel?

They ate items.

[ Laughter ]

[ Ding! ]
Q: Wow.

Narrator:
Q and Murr got all chewed up,

which makes Murr
tonight's big loser.

Oh, all right, all right.

So you might notice
Murray's not here.

That's 'cause the other day,
we were watching "Taken."

Yes.
As we do.

And we decided that
it would be fun

if for Murr's next punishment,
he got taken.

Murr has no idea
that he's on camera.

Murr: Thank you, man.
Right now he thinks
he's on his way

to sh**t a challenge.

Good timing.

Man:
Staten Island, right?
Yes, sir.

Q: His driver
is really our guy

who's taking him
where we want him to go,

which isn't gonna be fun
for Murr.
No.

But definitely fun
for us.
Oh, yeah, of course.

So enjoy
Murray being taken.

We have a specific
set of skills.

[ Laughter ]

Murr:
Yeah, can you hear me, dad?

We're filming on Staten Island

at the YMCA on Richmond Avenue
and Amboy Road.

I wanted to see if you guys
wanted to come to set.

Oh,
Murray just texted me.

"Dad is coming to set today,
"guys.

I'm taking him to lunch
afterwards

around the corner
from the Y.

You guys are welcome to join.
My treat."

We're not
going to the Y.

[ Laughter ]

How about : ?
Can you be ready by : ?

Joe: When he sees the driver's
going a different way,

he's gonna start getting
inquisitive.
Right.

Oh, oh!
[ Laughs ]

Why'd you get off
the highway?

Really?

Look how annoyed he is.
He's pulling out the GPS.

Where you going now?

Is it telling you to do,
like, a left?

No, no. You're going
the wrong way entirely now.

Now you're going to
the rd.

This is not right at all.

You're going the wrong way.

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

No, no, no, no!

Where we going?
'Cause he's going the wrong way.

No,
he's going the right way.

Murr, you've been taken.

[ Laughter ]

Taken where?
This is not my punishment.

This is not
my punishment day!

Oh, yes, it is.
Listen to me.

You better call your dad
and cancel that lunch

'cause it ain't gonna
happen today, buddy.

Am I mic'd?
Is there a mic in here?

Son of a bitch,

there's a hidden camera
right there.

[ Laughter ]

And there's another one!

I hate you guys.

You know what?
First step was, we take Murr.

Now we're gonna take the car.

Here we go. Here we go.

Hey, Dad,
we have a change of plans, okay?

[ Laughter ]

What the hell?

Hey, Dad,
there's a change of plans.

Sal:
The car is on the flatbed.

They're punishing me today,
actually.

Q: He's trying to
talk to his dad

while they're
hooking him up.

We're not filming at the YMCA.

I'm down by the ferry now.

They switched it
and they're punishing me.

I don't know
what they're doing.

[ Car alarm beeps ]

Where's he going?

We're gonna keep on moving,
pal.

Murr:
Where's this guy going?

Windows are locked,
doors are locked.

Joe:
He's locked in the car.

The car is chained down.

He has no control
over what he's doing at all.

Q: It's really a euphemism
for his life.

Sal: There he is.

There you go.

Right over there.

What is going on?

Let me out of this car.

What the hell?

What's going on?

We took you,
we put you in the car.
Murr: Yeah.

We took the car,
we put it in the truck.

Yeah.
We took the truck,

we put it on a boat.
Yeah.

There's more.

[ Laughter ]

If this boat sinks --

We'll see you later,
buddy.
Q: Later, pal.

[ Boat horn honks ]

Murr: What the hell?

[ Laughter ]

Wave, wave.

You know, it's
about degrees in this car.

Murr, don't worry, you're gonna
cool down real quick, buddy.

[ Laughs ]

Stop saying that.
Am I getting wet?

Am I getting wet?

There she is, boys.

The Statue of Liberty --
Look at that.

-Look at it.
-Lady Liberty.

-Beautiful.
-I got to tell you guys,

this is a great punishment.

I've never been this close
to the Statue of Liberty before.

Okay, Murr, we're here.
You can get out.
[ Car locks chirp ]

-Step on out, buddy.
-[ Laughs ]

Q: There he is.

[ Laughs ]

Joe: Just hop down
and open that trunk.

Who's the most Lady Liberty
out of all of us?

Q: Well,
it's definitely not me.

Nah, it's
definitely not me.

There's really only one
real Lady Liberty in our group.

[ Laughter ]

Murr, you're
our Lady Liberty.

You're the ferret
of liberty, buddy.
That's it.

Is this is a microphone?
This is so stupid!

Can you hear that?

[ Fanfare plays ]
All right, beautiful.

[ Boat horn honks, laughter ]
Murr: Where you going?

Oh, come on!

Ooh! Ooh!
It is so cold out here.

How are
your baby balls?

They're nonexistent now.

Yeah, Murr, at least you can
blame it on shrinkage this time.

[ Laughter ]

[ Boat horn honks ]

There's
all these tourist ships.

Okay, Murr, get
on your box here

so all the passersby
can see you.

Oh, my gosh.

-Come on, Lady Liberty.
-[ Laughs ]

Yeah, here you go.
Put it up!

Put it -- [ Laughs ]
-[ Laughs ]

Man: Over here
to our left-hand side,

there's some dude
out here posing

as the Statue of Liberty over
here to our left-hand side.

[ Laughter ]

-Yes.
-No!

All these tourists,
they're all looking at me!

Joe: Oh, look at them all taking
pictures of him!

You're upstaging
the real Statue of Liberty.
[ Laughs ]

Murr: The real Statue is
right there!

Look that way!

[ Laughter ]

This is so stupid.
-Pose.

[ Laughter ]

Come on!

Some tourists
from Germany are booing him.
[ People booing ]

[ Laughs ]
-It's degrees!

I have shrinkage!

[ Laughter ]
Q: Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.

Tour's over!
Go home!

Sal: Well done, buddy.

All right, guys,
I got Murr a way home.

I'm not taking that home.

Are you serious?
-Good luck.

[ Laughter ]

Sal: We'll see you
back at shore.

No, no, come on.

Hey, you guys want to go have
lunch with Murray's father?

[ Laughter ]

Joe:
Murr, we got to go.

We're late
for lunch with your dad.

You're joking, right?

No, I'm not.
Pose.

[ Laughter ]

♪

Welcome
to "Impractical Insider."

We're here
at the scene of the crime.

This is where Murray just
got punished on the high seas.

We're gonna show you
a behind-the-scenes look

of how it all went down.

I'm also gonna show you
some bonus content

from tonight's episode.

So, the guys are getting
their makeup right now

just because, you know,

they don't want to have
too much shine.

These are industry terms.

We don't really want makeup.

They make us put it on.

-I know. Of course.
-Yeah.

-Because it's still --
-Take care of my bags.

[ Laughter ]

He likes his makeup.

I don't care
about the makeup.

I need more makeup
than Sal does

because Sal is more
naturally superior with looks.

I'm a disgusting,
fat [bleep]

[ Laughter ]

Casey: Look at
all this stuff, right?

This is what it takes
to make a television show

like "Impractical Jokers" --
a lot of these cases.

How are you feeling
about this Murr punishment?

Uh, it's great, man.
He doesn't know.

He's the one
always saying we should get

into your personal life
and do it.
Yeah.

So it's nice to have that blow
back immediately in his face.

I'm very excited
about that.

Hey, guys, we should
really think about a way

to infiltrate
the people's real life.

[ Laughter ]

That's what happens
on the show.

You open your mouth,
and you pay for it.

They're going to call Murr
on this iPad.

Look at this.
This is awesome.

Sal: Whoa!
[ Laughter ]

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no.

We're here in Staten Island,

and you can get a sh*t there
of one of the outer boroughs.

It's called Manhattan.
It's a little island.

So what does Murr know
right now?

He knows
he's a piece of [bleep]
[ Laughs ]

Aside from that,
as far as the punishment.
Murr knows nothing.

He just knows
that he's been taken.

Joe: He's keeping
his seatbelt on just in case.

[ Laughs ]

Murr: It's not cool, man.
Where we going?

-We're seconds away, right?
-Seconds away.

Murr is
about to get pulled in.

Okay, so, I should get
out of here?

You should probably leave.

-There he is.
-Let me out of this car.

Casey: So, we're hanging out
here in the boat.

And we're just waiting for
some cameras to get into place.

♪

-I used to own a boat.
-Really?

And I used to take
my shirt off and go fishing.

Murr:
What the hell?

Oh, come on.

This is unbelievable.

Casey: He's getting
into costume right now.

This is so dumb.

Andrew Hood is the one who
put this whole car together.

Well, you didn't build
the car.
No, no, no, no, no.

But we put
the hidden cameras in it.

I really don't see anything,
and I guess that was the point.

Yeah, we kind of
just put it plain sight.

There's one
that's like a security camera

you'd normally find
in a taxi.

-Oh, okay, I see that.
-And then we kind of snuck

one in the side by the door
over your left shoulder --

right there
back in the corner.

Son of a bitch, there's
a hidden camera right there.

[ Laughter ]
And there's another one.

I hate you guys.

Casey:
James, you having fun?

Shut up, Casey!

There you go.

Oh, my gosh.

All these tourists,
they're all looking at me!

Look that way!
[ Laughter ]

♪

Q: Is that Gary Busey?!
[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God!

He got Gary Busey
to come in and Hulk out?

-That's amazing.
-Oh, my God.

[ Laughter ]

Hi, guys!
[ Applause ]

Oh, my God.
My mind's blown right now.

Here's one for you guys.

I want you this
in your vocabulary.

The word "fart"...
-"Fart."

-...F-A-R-T...
-Mm-hmm.

stands for,

"feeling
a rectal transmission."

Q: I'm feeling it right now.
I'm feeling it right now.

[ Laughter ]

I love you guys
so much.