02x11 - The Song of Guitardo

[bunniefuu]

# Go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # mighty morphin power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # you mighty morphin power rangers.

# [Guitar]

That sounds great, kim.

What is it?

Just something I'm working on.

We still on for the picnic?

As far as I know.

The others are headed out to get supplies.

Zack, can you help me?

Sure, kim.

What's up?

I've been working on this song.

I'm having a hard time with the lyrics.

And you want the zack man to lend his magic touch.

Yes.

No problem.

Thanks.

This is what I have so far.

# Down the road # # we never know # so, the pink ranger likes to write songs on the guitar, does she?

[Singing]

Then it shall serve as the perfect instrument for her and her fellow rangers' demise.

But your evilness a guitar is wood.

It's not alive.

You can't make a monster.

Where there is wood, there are insects.

Insects, lovely.

Cicadas?

A cicada

-

- Perfect.

With it, I will create my guitardo monster.

It will sing a spellbinding melody that will lure the rangers into my control.

They will dance to a different tune

-

- Mine.

What a perfect day.

This is the life.

Hey, guys, come on over it's time to eat.

Hi.

Hey, guys.

Um, do you want to join us?

Thanks, but I got to get home.

We're still unpacking from the move.

We've got boxes everywhere.

Maybe some other time.

Sure.

Have fun.

Yeah, maybe.

See you guys later.

Bye.

Bye.

Nice guy.

Billy: yeah, too bad he couldn't stay.

Are we going to eat, or what?



( Falsetto )

: Help! Help! Oh! Help! Oh! Help! I'm being eaten by a giant scary monster.

Bulk, this is lame.

Come on, skull.

Remember the plan?

You're going to have to be more believable if we're going to lure the power rangers to us.

This is our last chance to get a good look at them.

Why can't you be the bait for a change?

Fine, I'll be the bait.

I'll probably make better bait then you ever would.

What do you mean, you'll make better bait?

I'm the best bait around.

You're right, skull, you should be the bait.

Yes, glad you see it my way.

Hop to it, princess.



( Screaming )

What was that?

Sounds like trouble.

Come on.

Oh, be scared.

There's a big scary monster! Hurry, please! Ooh

-Hoo! I'm a maiden in distress! Blah.

.

! Man, I don't believe this.

What are you guys doing?

Bulk: we don't want you geeks.

Get out of here.

We want the power rangers.

Skull

( In falsetto )

: You're going to ruin everything! You know, you shouldn't cry wolf.

Cry what?

It means you shouldn't cry help unless you need it.

When you do need help, no one will believe you.

Nice try.

Now b*at it.

Yeah, hit the road toad.

Can you believe those dweebs?

They think there's actually wolves around here.

I don't see any wolves.



( Skull screaming )



( Bell chiming )

My spell to create the guitardo monster is ready.

Time to face the music, power rangers.

Oh, goody! The monster will use the pink ranger's guitar to work his hypnotic magic.

Soon they will all be under my control.

If those power brats don't outsmart your monster again.

Silence, you insolent fool! Save me! I'm a poor little defenseless maiden! Power rangers, please hear my calls and rescue me!

( Gasping )

Bulky, can we take a break?

I'm tired.

Even monsters need a break.

We don't take a break until I say we take a break.

[Moaning]

Okay, it's time for a break.

Just let me get this helmet off.

Uh skull?

What?

Give me a hand here, will you?



( Laughing )

It's not funny.

Get up and help me get it off.

All right, I'm coming.

[Gasps, screams]

The stage is set.

Now, let the show begin.



( Gasps )



( High

-Pitched laughter )

What did you do that for?

'Cause I felt like it, big boy.

You want to make something of it?



( Screaming )

Let's rock 'n' roll.

[Alarm blaring]

Alpha, my sensors have detected an unusual disruption in the morphing grid.

Contact the rangers immediately.

Right, zordon.



( Beeping )

Zordon, we read you.

Lord zedd has unleashed a new monster in the park.

Teleport to the command center.

If the monster's in the park shouldn't we go after him?

No.

This monster has mind

-Controlling powers.

Alpha and I must prepare you before you attempt to fight him.

We're on our way.

What do you know about this new monster, zordon?

It is called the guitardo.

Tommy, while I fill the others in alpha must perform some tests on you to analyze your remaining powers.

Come on, tommy, this won't hurt a bit.

The guitardo uses music to control its victim's minds.

It will take great inner strength to defeat him.

That's my guitar! What would he want with kimberly's guitar?

Zordon: he will undoubtedly use it to produce the hypnotic music that is his w*apon.

What is that bug up to?

The monster will use his spellbinding music to place you in a trance and deliver you to lord zedd.

How do we fight something like that?

I believe we must concentrate on filling our mind with our own thoughts.

Zordon: exactly, billy.

It will be difficult.

You must maintain control of your thoughts at all times to resist succumbing to the guitardo's song.

What's the diagnosis?

Come on.

Give it to me straight.

Alpha: it's as we feared, tommy.

Your recent battles with zedd's monsters have left your powers very weakened.

But my powers aren't totally gone, are they?

No, but what remains of your powers could fail at any time.

Tommy: oh, man.

Isn't there anything that you can do?

I mean, re

-Energize him the way you did before?

That is no longer an option, kimberly.

Tommy, it would not be wise for you to battle the guitardo.

Not only could you place yourself in danger but the other rangers as well.

Go on.

You've got work to do.

Hang in there, bro.

I'll be cheering from the sidelines, guys.

It's morphin time.

Mastodon.

Pterodactyl.

Triceratops.

Saber

-Toothed tiger.

Tyrannosaurus.



( Guitardo laughing )

Welcome, power rangers.

All right, guys, let's get to work.

So glad you could join me.

Make yourselves comfortable.

It's show time.



( Playing rock music )

# Come to me, your bod's are mine # # see my music fill your mind # man, looks like we got big trouble.

# Power rangers, submit your minds # # feel my music counting time # hey, no fair.

You're not even listening to me.

Why should we do what you say?

Because you have no choice.



( Playing rock music )

Oh, no! Man, I can't take much more of this.

Jason: hold on, zack.

Who's next?

Whoo! I have to concentrate.

Oh, man! Jason: this dude's going to be tougher than I thought.

I'll think of something.

Pink ranger, aren't you the songwriter?

Let's see if you can come up with some lyrics for this little tune.

Oh have to concentrate.

# Pretty pink ranger, last one to go # # the sweeter the music, the faster she goes! # Zardon: our worst fears have been realized.

Guitardo has captured four of the rangers.

Only kimberly has been able to resist his spell.

I have to morph, zordon.

Powers or not, I just can't stand by and watch my friends be destroyed.

Kimberly can't hold out.

But, tommy, it's much too dangerous.

I don't care.

I'm a power ranger till the end.

I commend you for your courage.

I see no alternative.

Remember

-

- You must keep your mind focused at all times.

Save your friends and let the power protect you.

It's morphin time! Dragonzord! Kimberly, are you all right?

Yeah, but he got the others.

I know.

Stay back.

I'll get this goon.

Okay.

Tommy, be careful.

And concentrate! # Go, green ranger, go # # go, green ranger, go.

# Not bad, greenie.

Yeah, but you haven't seen anything yet.

Give it up, guitardo.

Intermission, I'll take a bow.

Soon you'll be mine anyhow.

Don't stand and stare

-

- Join me at the fair.

Man.

The fair, huh?

I'm going after him.

What about them?

You stay here and contact zordon.

Maybe there's a way to break the spell.

Ay

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi! The guitardo monster has lured tommy to the fairgrounds.

Zordon, what can we do?

Is there any way to break the spell?

The way to free the rangers is to destroy the guitardo.

Alpha, you watch over them.

I'm going to help tommy.

Ay

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi! All right, you tin

-Eared slime bug, where are you?



( Cackling )

Green ranger, I'm over here.

You just have to follow your ears.



( Cackling )

I know you're here somewhere.

Huh?

Green ranger, welcome to your nightmare.

I'd like to play my latest song for my fans out there.

It's called, "green is a goner," and I wrote it for you.

The only goner around here is you.

That was a good warm

-Up.

But now it's time to play your finale.

Oh, man, I got to concentrate.

Two, three, four whoo! Ha

-Ha! Yeah! Whoo! # Listen hard and listen good # # I've got you # # like I knew I would # not just yet.



( Brass fanfare )



( Groaning )

What?

Fight music with music.

That's it.

I don't do duets, greenie.

I'm strictly a solo act, ya dig?

Yeah.

Dig this.

# Oh, no it ain't gonna go this way #

( Groaning )

How about a showdown duel?

I'll win.

See if I don't.

I can't move my arm.

It feels so heavy.



( Groans )

I've got to focus and not let him get me.



( Groaning )

You're not going to win.

Ready for your swan song, tommy boy?

Yes! Victory is a sweet melody.



( Laughing )

Encore! I got to concentrate and not listen.

Yeah huh?

Leave him alone! You interrupted my show.

Take this! Not this time.

I brought my own music.

Tommy, are you all right?

Yeah, I think.

Fight him with music.

Yeah.

Get me up from here.

Right.

Seems like everyone's getting into the act.

Like I told you, I play solo.



( Growling )

Time to rock and roll.

I don't know if we can take much more of this.

I guess now it's going to be a finale for two.



( Evil laughter )

Use the dagger with the power bow.

It's our only chance.

Hey, guitardo, check out this tune.

# Go, go power rangers.

# All right, you did it.

Way to go, kim.

Thanks, tommy.

Your guitar's back.

Tommy, I we'd be history except for you.

You saved us, kim.

No! How could guitardo lose?

My plan was perfect! That's what I thought.

Maybe you should those power punks have crossed me for the last time.

I want them crushed.

Wow, listen to it downpour out there.

You know what?

I would rather have a picnic this way anyway.

Besides, we had other things to take care of.

I'll say.

That was a close call.

I thought it was over.

We're all still here, thanks to you and kim.

Guys, can you please help me with this?

I'm getting claustrophobic.

Please.

We'll help if you promise not to cry "wolf" again.

Okay.

Sure.

Skull: yeah, promise.

Here, let me take a look at it.

I think we need to go counter

-Clockwise.

Counter

-Clockwise?

Come on.



( Laughter )



( Clock cuckooing )

Hey! What you do that for?

That was for this pea

-Brained, stupid idea.



( Chuckling )

My idea?

What do you mean, my idea?

When do I ever have an idea?

Those two make life interesting.

If they only knew who the rangers really are.

Tommy: they wouldn't believe it.

I'm going to miss all this.

It's going to be hard to say good

-Bye.

Zack and I wrote a song for you.

Hope it cheers you up.

( Guitar strumming )

# Down the road # # we never know # # what life may hold in store # # winds of change # # will rearrange # # our lives more than before # # but you'll never stand alone my friend # # for memories never die # # within our hearts, they'll always live # # and never say good

-Bye.

# I don't know what to say.

You don't have to say anything.

We know what's in your heart.

Forever.

All: forever.