02x43 - The Wedding Pt. 3

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( Alpha 5 laughing )

Everything is going perfectly.

The rangers are trapped without their powers in the theater and I shut down that blabbermouth, zordon.



( Alarm wailing )

The alarm! Zedd must have sent monsters and putties to guard the rangers.

I'd better see how those power potatoes are doing.

What do you want with us anyway, you g*ons?

You're rita's wedding gift to lord zedd.

With the rangers' business of lord zedd and no zordon the command center will be mine.

All mine! I think I like this bad guy stuff.

Goldar: you're sure about this wedding?

Of course, you snake! I'm sure about everything.

What's with the holdup?

I want to get this over with.

Queen rita I'm so excited to be the mutant of honor.

Zip it, hog

-Breath.

It's natural for the bride to be a little nervous.

Would you two put a lid on it?

Come on, cabbage

-Heads.

Finster, you will perform the ceremony.

Is everything ready?

Yes, your evilness.

All preparations have been made.

The guests are assembled and your bride awaits.

Goldar, signal the musicians to begin playing.

I couldn't get musicians on such short notice.

Fool! That's what I get for sending a monkey to do a monster's job! I want music and I want it now! We don't serve reptiles in here.

Whoa! Did you just see what I just saw?

Huh?

I need to get all my eyes checked.

I trust you can play "the wedding march" on that! No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.

Just kidding, just kidding.

Here you go.

Ah, that's more like it.

Let the wedding begin! Oh, yes.

Yes! It's beautiful.

# Here comes the queen # # ain't that a scream?

# # No one can ever be quite as mean.

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( Grunts )

She looks lovely.

Oh! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join these two gargoyles in matrimony is there any creature present who knows why these two should not be wed?

Now that you mention it I think I'd like to oh, can it! Whoa! Get on with it, finster.

Do you, lord zedd, master of all evil take rita repulsa to be your bride?

Well?

I do.



- And do you, rita

- No, no.

Yes! I mean, I do.

Um who has the ring?

The ring?

You're holding it, meathead.

Give me that! Here you go, zeddikins.

Put this on.

Okay, go ahead.

By the powers vested in me by lord zedd I now pronounce you husband and fright.

I mean, wife.

Go ahead and kiss.

Come here, my little prickly pear.

Do I have to?

Yes.

Don't they make an ugly couple?

It's all like a nightmare come true.

I'm all verklemt.

Oh, it sure has been quiet around here without that jabber

-Jaw, zordon.

Whoa! Something big must be happening on the moon.

I'll bet zedd and rita are cooking up something really nasty.

Ha

-Ha! Come, everyone! Time to dance.



( Playing "hava nagila" )

Yeah, pour it, baby! Oh, I can't believe this.



( Laughing )

You cut a mean rug, zeddy.

Thank you, my dear.

Yeah! And a

-Two and a

-Three! Ha

-Ha!

( Laughing )

Hey, bob

-A

-Reebop! O

-E

-O

-E

-O! How is it I never noticed your beauty before?

Rita: oh, yeah.

Shake it up.

Lord zedd: this is the greatest day of my life.

Rita, you're a real eye

-Popper.

Hi! Here's looking at you, kid!

( Music ends )

Yeah!

( Snickering )

It's time I checked on my ex

-Best friends.

Ooh! Zedd sent them some putties to play with.



( Thunder crashing )

Hey! Not me, clay brain! This batch of putties was in the oven too long.

I'll have to do it myself.



( Cackling madly )

Okay.

Hey, hey.

Let go of me.

Hold still so I can peck you.

Hey, your beak's untied.



( Laughing )

: I can't believe you fell for that.

What's the matter, pal?

Got the shakes or something?

For my next trick

( Both grunt )

Unhappy, my dear?

Completely.

Oh, isn't that nice?

Dear, what wedding gift did you get for me?

My gift to you is the power rangers trapped.

Your gift to me: I'd like to be there when the power rangers are destroyed.

You shall have it.

We will go together for a honeymoon aboard serpentera and together we will put an end to the power rangers forever!

( Evil laughter )

We're off.

Yes! Rita: and on our way to go rule the world.

So long.

We'll be back when the power rangers are no more.

Let's go, my little love muffin.

All right, all right.

Time to fire this bad boy up.

Fasten your seat belt my little honey blister.

Come on, zedd boy, let's hit the road.

Yes, my pestilence.

Here we go.

Soon we shall witness the total destruction of those who have thwarted us for so long.

In other words: bye

-Bye, power rangers! Aisha: I thought we'd never get away from those monsters.

Just be careful.

There could be more hiding anywhere.

What is blocking our powers?

I don't know, but I can hear those monsters guarding the door.

We can't get past them.

Use brain power, guys.



( Monster yells )

Peek

-A

-Boo! I see you.

That does it.

Listen up.

I've got an idea how we can get out of here.

Hey, they're both ride

-Sharing.

When in the outback, do as the natives do.

Skull: yeah, great idea.

Come on.

Koala

-Ride.

Don't get up.



( Groaning )

: I told you not to get up.



( Thunder crashing )

Monsters?

Peckster, I realize I'm no match for you.

I'm giving myself up.

Are you creeps in there?

Whoa! You've decided to admit defeat, yellow ranger.

Can't say I blame you.

Sooner or later the peckster would have made maggots out of you.



- Good sh*t.



- Nice sh*t.

Aisha: good work, you guys.

Yeah, way to go.

All right, guys.

Now we escape to the cave just like we did before.

Zedd and rita: # on the wall # # 95 bottles of slime # # then take one down, pass it around # # 94 bottles of slime on the wall.

# Oh, one more time.

Ready?

Goldar: lord zedd, come in.

Do you read me?

I told you not to disturb my honeymoon.

Yeah, can it.

Can it, tinsel toes.

But this is an emergency.

The rangers have escaped.

They're heading for the command center.

Jumping jellyfish! Can't that bubblehead crew do anything right?

We'll handle it, goldar.

Get all those monsters out of the palace and after the rangers.

Good help is so hard to find.

Hear me! This is a declaration of w*r.



( Chattering )

Every last monster, creature and goon prepare to att*ck.

It's time to bring the power rangers to their knees.



( Cheering )

Their end is near.

This way, everybody.

Come on.

Whoa!

- Which way is the command center?



- That way.

Whoa!

( Laughing )

: That's it, run away.

There it is, guys.

We're almost home free.

Come on.

I would have had them.

Ha! See how they run.

Zedd: yes, and soon we shall see how they fall.



( Laughs )

Monsters hear me now.

They must not reach their command center.

Stop the power rangers at all costs.

Let's see some action here.

I want to see them scurry.

Yes.

Have you ever seen a more beautiful sight in all your life?

They're getting away! What?

! Those worthless monsters are letting them get away.

Calm down.

So what if they reach the command center?

They have to come out sooner or later.

We have an army of monster warriors just waiting to att*ck angel grove.

Yes.

Tommy: alpha, where's zordon?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know any zordon.

Alpha, what's wrong with you?

Here

-

- Let me help you.

I don't need your help.

Stay away or I'll ionize this whole command center somebody reprogrammed him.

Oh, my aching circuits.

What happened?

Alpha's fixed

-

- What about zordon?

He's been de

-Energized.

Alpha: you've got to find him.

I've got something.

Excellent work, rangers.

Thank goodness you're here.

What was the problem, zordon?

What's important is, billy's fixed it.

Way to go.

Thanks.

Alpha's evil reprogramming and your imprisonment must have had purpose.

What else happened?

Billy: well, lord zedd and rita got married.

Very disturbing news.

Together they will be difficult to defeat.



( Siren sounding )

Ay

-Yi

-Yi.

Monsters attacking.

You must go, rangers.

Sensors indicate zedd made his army of monsters grow.

They have entered angel grove.

I'll download the monster's coordinates.

Rangers, your powers are fully restored now that you are far from the theater.

Nonetheless, you are outnumbered by the monsters.

May the power protect you.

We're morphing into action.

Go thunder megazord power launch! Mastodon

-Lion thunderzord power! Pterodactyl

-Firebird thunderzord power! Triceratops

-Unicorn thunderzord power! Saber

-Toothed tiger

-Griffin thunderzord power! Tyrannosaurus

-Red dragon thunderzord power! # Go, go, power rangers #

( Kiaiing )

# Go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # you mighty morphin power rangers # thunder megazord power up! White ranger

-White tigerzord power, now! # White ranger tiger power # white tigerzord warrior mode, now!

( Evil laughing )



( Evil bleating )



( Roaring )



( Growling )



( Roaring )

Charge!! Go! Now you'll be sorry! Kind of stings, doesn't it?

I'm not afraid of your little shish kebab skewer.

Now see here.

Don't try those cheap tricks with me, power rangers

-

- The mole is on a roll.



( Crying out )



( Roaring )



( Laughing )

That little butter kni

-I

-Fe doesn't stand a chance against my robostaff.

Uh

-Oh.

Let's see you keep your cool after I turn up the heat.

Yeah! Time to say, "so long.

" "So long.

" Come on, come on, come on! Time to take you down.

Whoa!! Didn't hurt.

Finish him.

You chicken! What you waiting for

-

- Christmas?

Got him! # They've got # # powers that you've never seen before # # no one can ever take them down # # the power lies on their si

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi

-De # # go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # tommy: that'll teach you not to mess with power rangers.

# Go, go, power rangers #

( Rita screaming )

Of all the stupid, idiotic things! You let the power rangers slip right through our hands! Silence! You are my wife, and I demand some respect! Oh, yeah?

Well, you can forget it.

What?

When we get home you'll listen to me.

I will not! Will too! Will not! Will too!

- Will not!

- Will too! Woman: billy?

Tommy?

Aisha?

Kimberly?

Where are you guys?

There you are.

I said two hours, you guys.

We got to get to the museum.

Sorry.

Let's continue our vacation.

Alpha: here's something else I forgot to fix.

Looks like our chaperon.



( Laughing )

I've got to bring back bulk and skull.

They were not harmed by their side trip.

I'll set them back down gently as a feather.

What happened?

Uh, nothing happened.

Nothing happened.

Both: nothing happened.

I still can't believe I imprisoned the power rangers and de

-Energized you, zordon.

It wasn't really you.

Believe me, I didn't care for the evil alpha.

I'm glad I'm who I was again before I was I mean, I'm the him who was oh, ay

-Yi

-Yi.