06x16 - A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam

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Previously on Young Sheldon...

I waited at school for an
hour and had to walk home.

No one even called.

Mandy went into labor.
I had to go to the hospital.

She had the baby and no one told me?

And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?

My husband's in it.

So, you're just gonna keep sleeping here

instead of dealing with it?

I'm helping with the baby.

She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.

Uh-oh.

CUSTOMER: Ten dollars on pump two.

CASHIER: You got it.

Hi, uh, ten dollars on pump, uh...

whichever that one is.

Ain't you young to be driving?

Oh, I'm just pumping gas for my dad.

He's in the bathroom. Might be a while.

(scoffs) Been there.

I'm on pump number three.

You?

Two.

Nice.

(phone ringing)

- Hello?
- Hey, it's Missy.

I stole my dad's truck,
I'm running away. Want to come?

You're running away?

- Sounds dangerous.
- Oh, um...

well, my dad taught
me how to drive and...

I'm messing with you. Come and get me.

♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪

♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

Why didn't we do this years ago?

My feet wouldn't reach the pedals.

(snoring)

Dad, wake up. There's a problem.

What? What's wrong?

It's Saturday morning and
no one's cooking bacon.

Oh. So go cook bacon.

But Mom cooks bacon.

Well, she's at your meemaw's.

Which is why I'm waking you up.

Sheldon, you're a very
intelligent little boy,

I'm sure you can handle bacon.

- I'll wake up Missy.
- No, wait... (exhales)

She's mad at the world right now.
Just leave her alone.

Then I'll call Mom.

(groans) Okay...

I'll make your stupid bacon, happy?

I've been better.

This is the best day of my life.

First time running away?

Pretty much.

Think your parents know you're gone?

They barely know when I'm there.

Missy, there's breakfast.
We saved you a little.

What about somewhere
with a beach, like California?

We've already driven five hours east,

so we might want to
keep heading that way.

East. You really are smart.

I get there was a lot
of yelling last night.

Just want you to know I'm
here when you're ready to talk.

I mean, if you want a beach,
then Florida's in the right direction.

Oh, and it's almost spring break.

- Like MTV Spring Break?
- Mm-hmm.

If you expect me to apologize,
you can sit in there forever.

Great. Then we're going to Florida.

Let's pay and get out of here.

Or...

let's not pay and get out of here.

Fine, ignore me. I'm eating your bacon.

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

You know, there's a more
spatially efficient way to do that.

It's good enough.

Is that what you tell
your football players?

I make them run laps.
That what you want?

You're funny. I like
our weekends together.

(pots clattering)

Oh.

Hi. Um...

I didn't see your truck.
I just came to grab a few things.

- Yeah. It's fine.
- Hi, Shelly. How you doing, baby?

I'm all right, although
the dishwasher looks like

it was loaded by Gustaf Dalén.

He won a Nobel Prize in
physics. And was blind.

What do you mean you
didn't see my truck outside?

It's not out front.

Yes, it is.

I was just out there.

The hell's my truck?

It's a ' Ford F- .

And you didn't hear anything? No.

What about you, ma'am?

Well, um, actually...

Oh, she hasn't slept here in days.
She's just getting her things.

I was taking care of the baby.

We have a new grandbaby. (chuckles)

You mentioned you had a daughter.
Any chance she saw something?

(chuckles) I doubt it.
She didn't even come out of her room.

- You haven't seen her at all?
- No. She's mad at me.

Mind if we ask her?

Missy.

Open up.

(gasps) Missy?

Son of a bitch.

Huh, your truck's gone and she's gone?
What are the odds of that?

She took my truck, Sheldon.

Oh, more chaos. Got it.

We are breaking so many laws right now.

I feel like Thelma Louise.

Me too.

Have you seen that movie?

No.

Me neither. (giggles)

How could you not know she was missing?

I thought she was giving
me the silent treatment.

You know, teenage girls.

- I don't.
- Moody, moody, moody.

Sheldon. When was the last
time you saw your daughter?

Uh, well...

Hard to say. We just... Lot going on.

Well, at : she made a plate
of food and took it to her room,

which I said, "is how you attract ants,"

and she said to mind my own business,
and I said it is my business

because her bedroom
shares a wall with mine...

: , got it. No one saw her after that?

Well, at : , she had
to use the restroom,

but she had to wait
because my dad was in there.

Probably due to all the beers.

- Thank you.
- Happy to help.

And then at : , she
tried the bathroom again,

and luckily, by then my father had...

Sheldon, when was the
last time you saw her?

Well, at : I brought her
a can of Raid for the ants,

and she told me to go
to hell, which is rude.

And then at : I tried
to communicate with her

via walkie-talkie to no response.

I can't believe she would do this.

How does she even know how to drive?

All right, now, take
your foot off the brake

gently put it on the... (tires screech)

(Missy laughing)

I bet your mother taught her.

She could be lost, she
could be in an accident,

she could be in a ditch
by the side of the road somewhere.

♪ So I wake in the morning ♪

♪ And I step outside ♪

♪ And I take a deep breath ♪

- ♪ And I get real high... ♪
- There's a cop.

(turns volume down) Be cool. Be cool.

♪ Scream from the top of my lungs ♪

♪ What's going on? ♪

(turns volume up)

♪ And I say, "Hey-ey-ey." ♪

Okay, well, if you hear anything,

please give me a call.

Thank you.

Nothing.

Any word?

No. None of her friends
have heard from her.

The police are looking for
my truck, but still no sign.

I can't believe that girl.

Did she even think about
how worried we'd all be?

Wow, you became a dad fast.

Well, it just kicks in.

(sighs) I don't know who else to call.

- What about Paige?
- Are they still in touch?

They saw each other a few weeks ago.

Although Paige was quite inebriated.

- What?
- It means drunk.

We know what it means.

And Paige has run away from home before.

If I was going on the lam,
that's certainly who I'd contact.

"Lam." What a fun word.

I'm glad I got the chance to use it.

- Lam.
- MARY: Hi. Linda,

this is Mary Cooper.

Um, I'm sorry to call out of the blue,

but is Missy there with Paige?

No. Why? What's going on?

(sighs) Well...

Missy has run away, and we thought...

That my daughter would
have something to do with it?

Oh, no, I'm not accusing her.

No, that's exactly
something she would do.

Hold on.

Paige.

I'm thinking she might be with Paige.

Paige?

(opens door) Damn it.

Hey, can I drive?

Better not.

My dad'll be pretty mad if
something happens to his truck.

Like what, if somebody stole it?

- Oh, my God, I'm a criminal.
- Yeah. It's pretty cool, right?

I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

Only if you go back.

- I guess you're right.
- I mean, don't worry.

When we get to Daytona,
everything's gonna be great.

Think so?

Yeah.

Hey, maybe we should change our names.

- Really?
- And I hate my name.

Paige. What am I, a congressional aide?

Yeah, totally.

So, what name are you gonna pick?

I'm thinking Ginger.

- That is so good.
- Ginger's not a boring scientist.

Ginger's fun. She's alive.

I'm gonna pick Susan.

No, Suzie. Much cuter.

Ginger and Suzie.

- Ginger and Suzie.
- ♪ Call me up and tell me... ♪

Wait, is it too late to
change my name to Brandi?

- Too late.
- Come on, Ginger.

I can't believe the last
thing we did was yell at her.

Now, don't go blaming yourself.

Uh, I was blaming both of us.

So, we weren't supposed to punish her?

Kids do stupid stuff,
parents yell at them.

Yeah, y'all did it to me,
I'm gonna do it to my kid.

Calm down, Daddy.

I know y'all are worried,
but this ain't helping.

She snuck out and stole my truck.

I mean, how is this our fault?

Well, maybe she was right.
She does get ignored around here.

I liked being ignored.

Let me get away with all kinds of stuff.

Please stop helping.

We need to get the police back on
the phone. I know how to find them.

Really? How?

Right, well, based on
the time they've been gone

and the average speed limit,
I've calculated that this circle

is the maximum distance
they could have traveled.

- And what are the pins?
- I'm glad you asked.

To help narrow down the
search, I've identified

points of interest to teenage girls.

The big four... malls, beauty salons,

horse stables and roller rinks.

And what are the blue pins?

Those are places that I'm interested in

that we can swing by after we find them.

For example, Peaster, Texas...

No one cares.

Peaster, Texas... Birthplace
of Robert E. Howard,

regarded to be the father of
the sword and sorcery subgenre.

Sheldon, this isn't about you.

But it's a good start. Why don't
you go narrow that down even more?

I'll check in Missy's room for clues.

If she took her roller
skates, this case is closed.

Think your parents are freaking out?

Probably having a party.

And then Sheldon will complain
about them having a party,

and they'll stop because
he gets everything he wants.

I know. Try being the golden child.

Everybody's always
expecting big things from you

'cause you're a genius.

What do you want to do?

I don't know.

Something simple, easy.

You know, I heard
there's a place in Florida

where you can get a job as a mermaid.

- Really?
- Really.

Don't get mad at me,
but you are a genius.

Just don't tell the other mermaids.

- (siren chirping)
- Oh, crap.

Well, how fast are you going?

I'm not going too fast.
Maybe I'm going too slow.

- Should I speed up?
- Don't speed up. What are you doing?

- I don't know.
- Just... Maybe it's not for us.

Pull over and let him pass.

What do we do?

We need to get our stories straight.

We're cousins, you're , you
forgot your license at home,

and we're on our way to the
hospital to visit our grandma.

Okay.

I'm only , I stole my dad's truck

and we didn't pay for breakfast
at the diner. We just left.

Okay. And who's this?

My cousin, Ginger.

Is anyone hungry? I can make sandwiches.

- No, thanks.
- Not hungry.

I could eat.

Then make yourself a sandwich.

Maybe you should. Are you cranky?

Okay, I figured it out.

Based off the pictures
she's ripped out of magazines,

she's a big fan of actor Luke Perry.

- Who is that?
- He plays Dylan on Beverly Hills, .

Your classic bad boy.

Your classic bad boy?

Yeah, like me.

The show not only takes
place but is also filmed

in Los Angeles, California.

- That's obviously where she's heading.
- (phone ringing)

Cooper residence.

Now, given the amount of
time since she's left...

They're okay! They've found them.

Oh, thank God.

- Where are they?
- Uh, about an hour east of Baton Rouge.

Apparently they were
on their way to Florida.

That's not where Luke Perry is.
Let me speak to them.

Copy that.

All right. Your parents are on the way.

Are they mad?

If my daughter stole my car
and ran away, I'd be mad.

What if she had a good reason?

Do you have a good reason?

Well, my brother's really smart

and my older brother had a
baby and they were ignoring me.

You might need a better reason.

Are you taking us to jail?

No.

Great, so we can go?

No.

But I'm not taking you in either.

Why not?

I got a kid your age. I get it.

Oh, God, I'd rather sit in jail

than have another adult
tell me how much they get it.

Not me. Happy right here.

I'm real sorry for whatever
Paige got Missy into.

Thanks, but I think this one's on Missy.

I doubt it. Last month
she swiped my credit card

and bought a plane ticket to Hawaii.

Nonrefundable.

What did you do?

What could I do?
I dropped her off at her dad's

and I went to Hawaii.

(chuckles) Trust me, Missy's never
gonna do anything like this again.

Aw, bless your heart.

I'm serious.

School and home, that's it.

No TV, no friends, no shoes.

Let's see her run away barefoot.

That's your plan... Make
her hate us even more?

I'm not trying to be her friend, Mary.
I'm trying to be her parent.

What do you think I'm trying to be?

Oh, I don't know. Her neighbor?

Is everything okay?

Yes.

I've just been staying across the street

taking care of our granddaughter.

(chuckles) How long you
gonna keep using that excuse?

I am so sorry. It's
been a stressful week.

You don't need to
apologize. I've been there.

Right.

I know it's not my place, but...

Barry and I used to keep a
bunch of stuff bottled up,

and we know how that turned out.

We're not getting divorced.

Yeah, over my dead body.

Yeah, that's exactly how it's gonna end.

Oh, boy.

(sighs)

What was Missy thinking? Why Florida?

Why does it matter?

I made a solid
hypothesis backed by data.

- Where did I go wrong?
- You tried to predict a teenage girl.

Perhaps when she gets back
we can take her in for a brain scan.

Maybe what Missy needs

is for us all to be a
little understanding.

I'm trying to understand.
That's why I need the brain scan.

Look, your sister's going
through a lot these days.

She's feeling overlooked,
confused, angry, sad.

She's feeling all those things at once?

Yeah.

And I can't scan her brain?
That is so unfair.

So, what exactly was your plan?

We were gonna go to Daytona Beach.

Like on MTV.

And what were you gonna do for money?

I don't know.

We would have figured something out.

Yeah, she's an actual genius.

Sorry.

Don't get a lot of geniuses back there.

Mostly stupid folk.

I'm just saying, I have a
good relationship with Missy.

Yeah, I taught her how to throw a ball.

- Taught her how to drive.
- You taught her how to drive?

Oh, uh...

You know, just the basics
in-in a parking lot.

Hey...

She made it all the way to Louisiana
without getting into an accident.

I think I did a pretty good job.

Unbelievable.

If y'all want, I can recommend

the marriage counselor
me and Barry used.

(snorts)

What's... (snorts)

Y'all got divorced. (chuckles)

How good can he be?

Well, she...

- (snorts)
- Stop with the... (snorts)

Oh, like she's not
gonna be on your side?

It's not about sides.

She helped us realize we
were staying in our marriage

for the wrong reasons and it would
be better for everyone if we split.

I'm not sure it was better for Paige.

Paige's issues have nothing
to do with our divorce.

Sure.

How much she have to pay the
counselor to tell her that?

At least my daughter
didn't steal my truck,

and none of my kids are having babies.

Okay, we all have our stuff.

(snorts)

Here comes another one.

- (beeps)
- Fifty-eight.

How does it know?

It calculates the speed
based on the Doppler shift

of the reflected radio waves.

See? Genius.

My brother's like that
too, but she's way more fun.

(car whooshing)

- (beep)
- Ninety-one.

All right, buckle up.

Yes!

(siren wailing)

MISSY: Show me how to use
your g*n and I'll cover you.

If you need a break,
I can drive for a bit.

I'm okay, thanks.

I could take a turn.
Not a time for jokes.

You may never drive again.

And you are not hanging
out with Paige anymore.

That's not fair. It was
my idea, not Paige's.

You really think that's
helping your case?

Liked it better when
you two weren't talking.

Well, too bad, 'cause we are.

If you're feeling ignored, don't worry.

We're gonna be laser-focused
on you from now on.

ADULT SHELDON: This
marked the beginning of

what our family would come to call
"Missy's difficult period."

Despite my repeated assurances
that I could solve the problem

with a brain scan and some
low-voltage electric shocks,

I was never given the opportunity.

Such a shame.