(ominous music)
(electricity crackling)
(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] May I have
your attention, please?
Five-11-54 from
Vegas to Sacramento
is now departing.
I'll leave this mess behind
I'm starting up again
Tonight
Oh, oh, oh
I'm jumping on
the runaway train
- [Abby] Dad, sorry I ran off.
I need a fresh start.
I'm starting up again
- [Abby] I'm done
bailing you out.
(cards flapping)
- Look your opponent in the
eyes even when you're shuffling.
- [Abby] I'm not gonna
play poker anymore.
I've always wanted
to go to college
and I've just been
accepted second semester.
I wanna live a normal
life with kids my age.
I'll call you when
I'm ready to talk.
Abby.
I'm going all the way
I am starting up again
- Hey, pal!
- Hi.
(both chuckling)
- [America] I missed you.
- I missed you so much.
- Still, I can't believe
you're finally here.
You, (laughs) um, I'm sorry.
What are you wearing?
- It's the new me.
- You good?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Do you wanna see our dorm?
- Yes.
- Because we're roommates.
- Yeah.
- Yes, it's so awesome.
Oh, my God.
It is so good to see you.
I feel like it's
been like months.
(upbeat music)
Yeah, the neighbors
are pretty decent.
Though, the guy
across the hall vapes
that horrendous
blueberry sh*t 24/7
and also plays
Nickelback nonstop.
- [Abby] Crazy.
- Yeah.
Also, the showers suck.
- I'm sure the
showers don't suck.
So you really
spruced up the place.
- Yeah.
You know, I just wanted to
wait for you to get here.
- What's his name?
- Shepley.
And he is so hot.
- Hm.
He doesn't have
any face piercings.
- Yeah, well, sometimes
you just wake up one day
and like pistachios.
(both chuckle)
He's really excited
to meet you though
and he is taking us out tonight.
- Oh no, Mer, I'm so tired.
- [America] No.
- I just got here, it
was a long bus ride.
I just wanna stay
here and study.
- It'll be so chill.
Catholic school will let
you off for one night.
Come on.
- No, I'm not going.
- Yes, we're going.
Take off the chastity belt
and let's go.
- No, I don't wanna go.
I have to study,
Mer, Mer!
(upbeat music)
So where are we going?
- Oh, it's a surprise.
(man panting)
- I think there's a guy,
never mind.
(crowd chattering)
- Oh, hey, oh, by the way, we
don't talk about the circle.
It's a secret.
- What's a secret?
- Exactly.
(siren wailing)
- Welcome to the bloodbath!
(crowd cheering)
Whoo!
If you're looking
for Economics 101,
you are in the
wrong f*cking place,
but if you seek the
circle, this is Mecca.
(crowd cheering)
My name is Adam.
I make the rules and
I call the fight.
Tonight, we have
a new challenger,
Eastern star varsity
wrestler Marek Young.
(crowd booing)
All right, all right.
Now, reigning champ
needs no introduction,
but because he scares
the sh*t out of me,
I'm gonna give him one.
So shake in your boots, boys,
and drop your panties, ladies.
I give you Travis
"Mad Dog" Maddox!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- You know, this isn't for me.
I'm gonna go back to
the dorm and study.
Hello.
(singer vocalizing)
- May I?
- Uh-huh.
- [Crowd] Travis,
Travis, Travis, Travis.
(crowd cheering)
- You ready?
You ready?
Fight!
(crowd cheering)
(fist whooshes)
(elbow thudding)
(foot thuds)
(upbeat music)
(fists whooshing and thuds)
Yeah!
(fists whooshing and thudding)
(woman screams)
(foot thuds)
(foot thudding)
- Oh, okay.
(fist thuds)
- Oh, sh*t!
(fists thudding)
- Come on, Travis!
(foot and knee thudding)
- Run it, sweet money.
- Um, excuse me.
Are you new here?
- Yeah, I.
(Marek grunts)
- [Crowd] Whoa!
- Oh, sh*t!
Get up, Travis, come on!
- Get up!
- Come on, get up!
- Get up!
(crowd cheering)
- Yeah!
(crowd cheering)
- Two-one.
- Come on, Travis.
(fist thuds)
(blood splashes)
(heart b*ating)
(singer vocalizing)
- Winner!
- Travis!
Travis!
(crowd cheering)
(Abby groans)
- You okay?
- Uh-huh.
- Hey, you standing here.
I don't know if
that's good for me.
I usually don't get
distracted like that.
Sorry about your
sweater, pigeon.
Whoa-ha.
Grr.
- Travis, you are
my cash cow, baby.
(crowd chattering)
- I can't take you anywhere.
(crickets chirping)
(jacket thuds)
(water splashing)
I'd like to know
who you think I am
I'm not your woman,
you're not my man
(Abby moans)
You'll part the river and
then you'll build the dam
So don't play the victim
'Cause it was all in
your hands, your hands
It was all in your
hands, your hands
- What's up, pigeon?
(Abby gasps sharply)
- [Woman] I f*cking hate you!
- [Man] Relax!
- [Woman] You didn't
come home last night.
You're a liar.
- [Man] Calm down.
- [Woman] You're a liar.
- Wow.
- [Man] What are you doing?
(cloth rips)
- Listen, Abby,
tuition payments
need to be issued
through a bank account
or a credit card.
There is accountability
to be considered,
not to mention the taxes.
- I'm in the process
of setting one up.
- [Bursar] Can't your
parents help you out?
- It's complicated.
My mom, I haven't
spoken to in years,
and my dad is not the best guy.
- I'll allow it
for this semester,
but sort yourself
out a bank account
because this will not
be happening again.
- Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
So I talked to the
bursar this morning
and she ended up
taking the cash.
I mean, at least I'm
covered for the semester.
- [America] Oh, what happens
when the money runs out?
- I don't know.
I'll find a job or
I'll get a scholarship.
I'll figure something out.
Incoming.
- Hey, pumpkin.
I got you a coffee here.
- Thank you.
- Aw.
- [Shepley] That's for you.
- Thanks.
- How was last night?
Did you have fun?
- Yeah, it was memorable.
So what was the deal
with the one guy,
the guy that was
covered in tattoos?
- Oh, that's his cousin.
He's a sophomore.
- Oh, that guy goes to college?
- [America] Mm-hm.
- Wow, that is surprising.
- [Travis] What's surprising?
(Abby gasps)
- [Shepley] That
you go to college.
(Shepley giggles)
- Why can't I go to college?
- I didn't say it,
bro, she said it.
- What?
No, I didn't say that.
- Sorry, have we met?
- Oh, you don't
remember, Travis?
You, you ruined her sweater.
- I ruin a lot of sweaters.
- I'm pretty sure they
retired bad double entendres.
- Pigeon.
- Abby.
My name is Abby.
- Travis.
Travis Maddox.
(lips smack)
- Does that move really work?
- No, not a single time,
but it is sincere.
- You're not my type.
- I'm everybody's type.
(Abby giggles)
See, I got you.
I got a smile out of you.
- No, no, that was not a smile.
That was actually a
condescending chuckle.
- Yeah.
Hey, I'm gonna come
over, all right?
See you later, pigeon.
(chair clanks)
- Abby, my name is Abby.
- [Travis] Well,
it's pigeon now.
- Can you believe that guy?
- And that is what brings us
to the discovery of game theory.
Now, game theory is a term
that was pioneered in the 1950s
by mathematician John Nash.
The term game is defined
as any interaction
where each person's payoff
is affected by the decisions.
- Mm.
(gentle music)
Wow.
So hot.
- That one's my favorite.
It's too late to close it now.
- Has anyone ever told you
that it's not very polite.
- Young lady?
What is your name?
- Abby.
- Ms. Abby, would you
care to educate us
as to why Nash's equilibrium
is irrelevant to game theory?
- Irrelevant?
I can't.
- Well, then perhaps you
should focus a little more on.
- Well, but that's
because it is relevant.
If equilibrium is achieved,
that means that both players
can't increase payoff
by changing decisions
unilaterally.
It can also be
known as no regrets
in the sense that once a
player does make a decision,
they'll have no regrets
thinking about the consequences.
- Have you been reading ahead?
- A bit.
- As I was saying.
- Wow, pigeon, that was so hot.
You got brains.
- Why are you here?
- Why are you sending
me a mixed signal?
- There's nothing
mixed about my signals.
- I just caught you
Insta stalking me.
- I was not Insta stalking.
Look, I'm going to save
you a lot of wasted time.
You can stop the antics, okay?
I'm not sleeping with you.
- I'm not trying to sleep
with you or bag you.
I'm just trying to
take you to dinner.
- Bag me?
What am I, groceries?
Have you not read a newspaper
in the last four years?
Men don't talk
like that anymore.
- Which men?
- The evolved men
of planet Earth.
The ones who are actually in
touch with their feelings.
I don't like you.
(Abby sighs)
Leave me alone.
You're not going to let
this go, aren't you?
- I'll pick you up at eight.
- But wait, you
don't have my number.
- [Professor] Interest
to play his part.
(Abby sighs)
(motor engine revving)
(crickets chirping)
(Travis sighs)
- [Travis] You dress up for me?
- No, I didn't have to
because this is not a date.
- Well, I hope you're hungry.
(helmet thuds)
- No, no, no.
I don't need this because I'm
not getting on that thing.
- Yeah, you are.
- Do you know the statistics
of motorcycles in accidents?
No, I'm not putting
on that thing.
- Yeah, you are.
(helmet thudding)
I can do this all night.
- (sighs) Fine.
(scanner beeps)
- [Travis] Thanks, Miguel.
- Yep.
- You're really not gonna
let me buy you dinner?
- No, this isn't a date.
- Yes, I'm aware.
You've said that twice now.
- [Abby] Oh, you noticed.
- Mm-hm.
That and your outfit,
which screams "I detest Travis."
- I don't detest you.
I just don't like being
a foregone conclusion
for one of the many, many,
many notches on your bedpost.
- Oh, you're smart.
I like that.
- Something you're probably
not used to in a woman.
- Oh, I'm striking out.
I surrender.
We can at least be friends.
- Friends, but with no benefits.
- We're not sleeping together.
I won't even think
about the benefits
unless you want me to.
- No, that can't happen so
that we can stay friends.
- Friends.
Friends.
I've been coming to
this place for years.
My family home is only
three miles that way.
- Aw.
You couldn't move farther
away from your mommy?
- No, that's not it.
- Her grilled cheese
was just that good?
- Well, she's dead.
- (chuckles) Shut up.
Are you serious?
(Travis chuckles)
I'm such an assh*le,
I'm so sorry.
I feel horrible.
- It's okay, it's okay.
I was only three.
- Okay, I'm not that sorry.
Get your hand off me.
How's your dad?
- He's still alive, so
you can make fun of him.
(Abby chuckles)
He's a good man.
He raised five boys
all on his own.
- Five Maddox brothers?
- Yeah.
Thomas, Taylor, Tyler,
Trent, and Travis.
If you wanna get
good at fighting,
having four older brothers
b*at your ass daily
is a good place to start.
- Why do it?
- College ain't cheap.
Fighting is a good
way to make money.
- Just seems
unnecessarily risky.
- Why?
You worried about me?
- Not even in the slightest.
- What's your story?
- Just your average girl
from your ordinary town.
- Oh, mom and dad?
- One of each.
- Wow, you're a
wealth of information.
- Well, I can't give away
all the goods in one night.
- Most do.
I actually enjoy it.
Are you seriously leaving?
- Dinner's over.
- We just got started.
- Good night, Travis.
(car door thuds)
(gentle instrumental music)
- Hey, purple sweater.
Little help?
- Yeah.
(frisbee thuds)
- [Crowd] Ooh!
- Oh, no! (grunting)
- Oh, my god.
(Parker grunting)
- [Passerby] Police.
- He's, he's fine.
(Parker grunting)
Okay, it's okay.
He's okay.
- I'm fine.
- Okay, are you okay?
- Oh, I'm fine.
- Okay, I'm so sorry.
(Parker grunting)
- Oh, God.
Oh!
- You're so cute
and you're crying,
I swear.
- I'm not, I'm not crying.
It's, uh, it's the wind.
How long have you been captain
of the Frisbee club? (groans)
- Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not captain
of the Frisbee club.
- Oh, it was, uh,
it was a joke.
It was a joke, I'll be okay.
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Abby.
- I'm gonna go.
I'm, I'm gonna wobble.
- You should put some
ice on your balls.
- You should put
some ice on my balls.
- Okay. (chuckles)
- [Parker] Oh,
yeah, I'm gonna go.
- It was really nice
to meet you, Parker.
(ball whooshes and thuds)
Oh!
(Parker groans)
- Thanks, man.
- [Man] f*ck you!
- Be careful!
(water splashing)
(gentle instrumental music)
Ow!
Ow.
Could someone turn
the water back on?
(bags thudding)
So the RA said we're
gonna be without water
for the next 24 hours, so
it's just for the night.
Are you sure Shepley
is cool with this?
- Hey, Abby's staying over.
- Just stay out of
Travis's room, all right?
- What?
You didn't tell me
that Travis lives here.
- No, of course I did.
No, remember, I told you.
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
- I'm not staying here.
- Abby, Abby!
- No, I'm leaving.
- No, I promise you
will never see him.
He's never even here.
You won't see him, I promise.
You have to stay,
It'll be so fun.
Hey, tell her that
Travis will be okay.
- [Shepley] Oh, he won't
care, he likes you.
- He doesn't know me.
- He likes you.
We're gonna have a sleepover.
So much fun, we'll make s'mores.
Hey, let's go.
- Bye.
- Bye.
(crowd chattering)
- [Mick] Abby, babe, it's Dad.
Where'd you go?
Could you return the call
or at least text me back?
(Carmen moaning)
(Carmen speaking in
foreign language)
(door clicks)
(Carmen speaking in
foreign language)
(Carmen moaning)
(door thuds)
- [Abby] sh*t, sh*t,
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
(gentle music)
(door creaks and clicks)
(footsteps tapping)
- [Carmen] Excuse me.
(speaks in foreign language)
- [Abby] Sure.
- [Carmen] Okay, merci.
(door thuds)
(gentle music)
(floor creaks)
- [Abby] (screams) Jesus.
- Enjoy the show?
- You scared the crap out of me.
- You know that's not
a very attractive idiom
once you stop and
think about it.
- Because in your
sexist universe,
women don't actually defecate?
- Wow, that's a perfect
word for someone like you.
Did you know that the saying
used to be "bejesus out of me?"
- Your friend gave this
to me to give to you.
(paper crumples and thuds)
What?
The woman that you
just had sex with
gives you her number and
you just throw it away?
- That's not her
leaving her number.
That's her marking
her territory.
- Well, then maybe you
shouldn't have sex with her.
- I don't remember
promising her a thing.
- Wow.
You embody everything that
is wrong with your gender.
She's an adult.
I'm an adult.
It was consensual.
Look at this.
- Consent date.
- [Travis] Can never be
too careful nowadays.
- How many women do you
have contracts with?
- [Travis] No idea, I'm a
quality guy over quantity.
- (groans) I'm gonna throw up.
- Well, my bedroom
is down the hall
and the bed is all yours
for when you wanna crash.
- I'm not gonna
sleep in your bed.
- Why?
No one but me sleeps in my bed.
My bed is sacred ground.
- Well, then why would I
be allowed in your bed?
- Are you planning on
having sex with me tonight?
- No.
- Then it's settled.
(door clicks)
Wow, make yourself at home.
- Sorry, I just have a big
10 a.m. Bio test to cram for,
but I can move back
to the kitchen.
- No, you're fine,
stay where you're at.
Don't be silly. (groans)
- Thank you.
- Do you want me to make
you some tea or something?
- No, but, uh, my
highlighter just d*ed.
Can I borrow one?
- Oh, yeah, check
the top drawer.
Wait, um,
no.
- Wow.
That's a lot.
- Is practicing safe
sex a crime? (chuckles)
- What's this?
- It's not a highlighter,
I'll tell you that.
(device vibrating)
Um.
- It's a yo-yo?
- No, definitely not.
It's awkward.
I'm gonna go shower.
(disinfectant hissing)
(device vibrating)
(Travis whistling)
(crickets chirping)
(gentle music)
(Travis sighs)
(gentle music)
(birds chirping)
(singers vocalizing)
- (giggling) What are you doing?
(cat squeaking)
(Abby laughs)
Bad kitty.
(cat squeaking)
Mouse. (giggles)
Mouse.
(Abby giggling)
- Abby.
Pigeon.
- Really cute.
How much?
- Um.
It's not what do
you think it is.
Abby, you're.
- Wait, what are you doing?
(Abby screaming)
(wings whooshing)
(door clicks)
- [Shepley] Abby!
- [America] Abby!
- [Travis] What the heck?
- [Abby] What is wrong with you?
- I didn't do anything.
You touched me.
- Oh, says the man with
the raging hard-on.
You should be locked up.
- You're the sleepy
cock toucher.
I didn't put your hand there.
And if you bothered to
read a biology textbook,
you'd find out
that it's called
parasympathetic nerve response
and you'd know that
if you knew anything
about biology or men.
- Oh, sh*t, Bio!
What time is it?
- 9:42.
- Oh, my God.
- [Both] What are you wearing?
- We were playing.
- We were
playing.
- Let me give you a ride.
- No, this is just a madhouse.
A nurse?
- Yeah, no, I.
- Sorry, excuse me.
(gentle instrumental music)
Sorry.
Oh, my God!
(Abby groans)
(crowd chattering)
(phone beeps)
I slipped.
But I still aced my Bio test.
- (chuckles) Well, I'm glad
you're not drawing attention
to yourself.
- [Abby] Hilarious.
- Okay, I have to run to class,
but I want a full play-by-play
of what happened last night.
- Nothing happened last night.
- Yeah?
- I do not like him.
- Yeah,
and that's why you're giving
him a good morning handy.
(phone beeps)
Is Mick still bothering you?
- [Abby] Yeah.
- You got to cut him
out of your life.
- He is out of my life.
- He is not out of your life
because he is still texting you.
I-I gotta go to class.
- What?
- Hey.
Parker, we meet again.
- Abby, are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, it's a
long story. (chuckles)
Hey, um, how are
your, your balls?
- Not good.
- Oh, my God.
- That's okay.
I think they said I had a 20%
chance of a normal sex life.
- Are you messing with me?
- Not funny?
- No, it was, it was hilarious.
Well, um, okay, bye.
- Do you have dinner
plans tonight?
- Me?
- Yes.
- No, I-I-I-I do not
have dinner plans.
- I know a great Italian spot.
- Um, um.
- Is that a, is that?
- (gasps) No, that is a yes.
Yes, I would love
that very much.
Pick me up at seven, I
live at Tucker dormitory.
- Sure, I'll pick you up then.
- Okay.
Bye.
(gentle music)
I see you!
(laughs) Oh, Parker.
Really?
Thank you.
Thank you, Parker.
(phone beeps)
Oh, no way, Travis Maddox.
You can keep knocking but I
am not gonna answer that door.
No way. (laughs)
I'll see you soon, Parker.
- Thanks again, Sonny.
- Anytime, doctor.
- Doctor Hayes.
- He's jumping
the g*n, you know.
I just started, that's all.
- Wow, fancy-fancy.
- Yeah.
Wow.
- Are you on call?
- No, I-I just got a heads-up
about a show tonight.
- Oh, oh, I can get
my own ride home.
- No, no, no, we-we
should both go.
Unless you've got work
or sick of seeing me.
- No.
No, I would love to go.
- This is-this is gonna be fun.
(Abby chuckles)
- You know, I've always wanted
to see Titus Andronicus.
It's considered to be
Shakespeare's most violent play.
- You don't mind v*olence?
- No, I was something
of a tomboy growing up.
- Well, then you're
in for a treat.
- Ooh, I guess it's starting.
- (speaks indistinctly)
he's a state champ.
He's gonna come out swinging.
He's not gonna be
wasting any sort of time.
Okay, what are you doing?
- Abby hasn't texted
me back today.
- Oh, my God.
Would you forget about Abby?
Have you, have
you seen this guy?
He's got a white robe and
a belt that's huge, okay?
I mean, you're acting like
the kissing booth over here.
You need to focus.
(hand slaps)
- I am focused.
(hands slapping)
- (scoffs) That's
the Travis we need.
Come on.
- I just don't know why
she hasn't texted me back.
I'm gonna go outside and see
if I can get better
cell reception.
(upbeat music)
- We're dead.
(crowd cheering and clapping)
- Oh, wow, modern
interpretation.
I love Shakespeare.
(foot thuds)
(crowd cheering and clapping)
- All right, all right.
Next up, we have the main event:
Freddy Heflin versus
Travis "Mad Dog" Maddox!
- This is gonna be great.
Travis is a real animal.
Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, it's just
a little hot in here.
I'm gonna go find a bathroom.
(door clicks)
- What the f*ck, Abby?
You don't respond
to any of my texts,
and now you're here
dressed like that
with your titties hanging out.
- They are not hanging out.
This is a tasteful
amount of cleavage.
- Yeah?
Well, they're distracting me.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
It's all about
you, you egomaniac.
- I must break you.
- Go for it.
- That's who you're fighting?
- Yes.
- That guy could k*ll you.
- Is this your weird little
way of admitting you like me?
- I don't like you.
But I do worry about you.
I worry about the planet.
They're two very
different things.
- Okay, well, if it
puts your mind at ease,
he's not even gonna hit me.
- Hilarious.
- Are you doubting me?
- Yeah.
- Care to make it interesting?
- Make it interesting?
Like a bet?
- [Travis] Yeah.
- I don't bet.
(door clicks)
- Come on, Travis,
they need you.
- Yeah, just a minute.
How's this?
If he manages to
lay a hand on me,
I'll go without sex for a week.
- Ooh.
- A month.
Three months.
- Three months?
That's impossible
for someone like you.
- Okay, and if I win, you have
to stay with me for a month.
- You're on.
But get it through your head,
I am never having sex with you.
- I don't wanna have
sex with you, pidge.
I wanna be around you.
You're good for me.
(crowd cheering)
You are handsome.
- You're dead.
(Freddy grunts)
(crowd cheering)
- Hah.
You are handsome as hell.
No wonder you're the champ.
Champ of my heart.
(punches whooshing)
- Come on, hit him!
- You ever hiked
Brokeback Mountain?
Do you wanna?
- I'll be gentle, you know.
- How are you gonna
k*ll me, big boy?
(punches whooshing)
Giddy up.
- [Woman]
(indistinctly) k*ll you!
(crowd cheering)
(Freddy growling)
- What are you doing?
- Shut up.
(Freddy grunting)
(fists whooshing)
- Hit him!
(Freddy grunting)
(fists whooshing)
(cage clanks)
Just once!
(Freddy grunting)
(fists whooshing)
(body thuds)
- Oh-oh, baby fell down.
Get back in your
crib, little baby.
(Freddy growls)
(Freddy grunting)
(fists whooshing)
(cage clanks)
Oh-ho-ho.
Now, (indistinctly).
So I'm saving the upper
left sock throw for you.
- [Freddy] f*ck you, bitch.
- You cover those up.
- [Freddy] You bitch. (growls)
- Excuse me.
(Freddy grunting)
(fists whooshing)
(Travis grunting)
(fists thudding)
- Just once, hit him!
(Freddy grunts)
(fists thuds)
- Here we go!
(kick thuds)
(fists thudding)
(gentle music)
(crowd cheering)
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Travis Maddox!
(Travis grunting)
- Pack your bags, pigeon.
You're coming home with me.
(Travis imitating
monkey whooping)
- How did this happen?
(Travis imitating
monkey whooping)
- Hey, I got you a water.
(Travis grunting)
What's going on?
(gentle music)
(sighs) I just need
to process this.
- I know.
- We go out for a great dinner.
Get on really well.
I take you to a show.
I leave you for five minutes.
And during that time,
you've decided to move
in with Travis Maddox.
- I lost a bet.
- Right.
- We're just friends.
I mean, we're not even friends.
We're nothing.
I had a really nice
time with you tonight
and I would love to do it again.
(Parker chuckles)
Do you think I can, I can
get a good-night kiss?
(Travis screams)
(Abby screams)
- Oh, God!
No!
- Travis!
- Time to go.
- Yeah, you need to, you
need to leave the car.
- He is not going
to do anything.
See?
- No, he's gonna hurt me.
- He's not gonna hurt you.
- No, he's gonna hurt me.
- Open the door.
- Get out of the car.
- [Abby] No.
(knuckles rapping)
- Please get out the car!
- You are strong, it's okay.
- No, he is a maniac.
He is gonna hurt me,
leave the car!
- He's not going to hurt.
- Leave the car now!
- Oh, my God.
- Get out the f*cking car!
- Open the door!
- You're being insane.
Okay, okay.
- Leave the car.
Go, go, leave the car!
- Okay, I'm leaving.
Okay, okay.
- Go, please.
Go now.
- [Travis] Okay.
- Okay.
Okay.
(Travis screams)
- Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, on it, yeah.
(Travis giggling)
(Travis imitating
monkey whooping)
- [Abby] I cannot believe
this is happening.
- Well, for the record,
I didn't think you'd
really settle up.
- Well, I made a bet, I lost.
You're only as
good as your word.
I made it through one night
without any funny business.
I think I can make
it through 30 more.
(Travis laughs)
What?
- Well, you did give me a.
- I did not give you a handy.
I have no interest in
touching your d*ck ever again.
- Oh, oh.
- Okay, got it?
- Okay, okay.
You're getting a little aggro.
- Oh, what?
Do women with emotions
make you scared?
- Uh-uh.
- You wait till I'm
on my period, okay?
I might s*ab you.
- Sorry, I thought this
would be a fun idea.
- [Abby] Well, it wasn't.
- How about we just go to sleep?
- Yeah, you think?
Give me this, I want that.
And don't touch me!
Don't cross this line, okay?
Wall of China.
(gentle music)
I never thought I'd
miss you half this much
- I just cleaned in here.
You live like animals.
You guys are filthy.
- [Shepley] Abby, come on.
- [Both] Get out of the way.
- [Shepley] Come on,
get out of the way.
- Abby, get out of the way!
(hand slaps)
- Hey!
(hand slapping)
- No, no, no, no!
About you
- [Woman] Come on, girls.
(ladies chuckling)
As soon as I wake up
Any night
- Do you mind?
Any day
(punches thudding)
I know that it's you I
need to take the blues away
(punches thudding)
It must be love
Love, love
It must be love
- Shut up.
Love, love
- Oh.
Nothing more
Nothing less
Love is the best
(Abby clears throat)
How can it be that
we can say so much
- Hey, Shep, I'm
gonna hit the store.
Do you want?
- Bring it up, yeah.
(Shepley exhaling)
Yeah.
Bless you and bless me, baby
- I'm trying, I'm trying!
- Up, up, up, up.
Okay, good job, go home.
Are you gonna quit?
Go on then!
- No, I'm trying!
I'm trying!
(grunts) Yup.
- [Travis] One.
- Two.
You know, this is really easy.
You made this so hard.
Oh.
No, I can do it.
I don't know.
Taking me home to
meet the family.
- [Travis] Get over yourself.
It's just Sunday dinner.
- [Tyler] What have you been
doing for the past hour?
- [Taylor] Trying
to find the f*cking.
Where is it?
How is that possible?
(motor revving)
- That's how it was
when I found it.
- Oh, you're f*cking worthless.
Just hand me a seven-16th.
- Hey, I'm not your bitch.
- And you're a
pretty little bitch.
- [Tyler] Call me
a bitch again, huh?
- Bitch, bitch.
- Hey, dipshits.
(hand claps)
We got company.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, my.
Baby bro is bringing
home a girl.
- Guys, this is Abby.
Abby, these are the moron
twins, Tyler and Taylor.
- Hi.
- Fraternal, obviously.
- And we're not morons.
Travis is the moron.
- Can you guys not act
like assholes just yet?
- [Both] Oh.
- Brother's mouthing off
in front of his woman.
You're a big guy, aren't you?
- Yeah, you're the big
man on campus, right?
- Doesn't make any sense.
- Well, this makes sense.
(Travis groans)
- Oh.
- Taylor!
- [Taylor] Cobra kai!
- [Travis] Get back, Taylor.
- So immature.
Oh, you're Abigail, right?
- Mm-hm.
- I'm, uh, Trenton.
The most attractive
Maddox brother.
- [Abby] Hey.
- Has anyone ever told
you you have the most.
- No!
No.
- Ladies, not in
front of my bike.
Take it in the ring.
- [Boys] Yes, sir.
- Put my tools back
where you found them.
- [Boys] Yes, sir.
- Hey, I'm Jeff.
- I'm Abby.
- Nice to meet you.
- [Abby] You too.
- Come on inside.
- [Abby] Thanks.
(boys grunting)
- So, uh, Abby,
have you ever experienced
the deliciousness
of fried chicken from Kentucky?
- [Tyler] Moron, not every
chicken is from Kentucky.
- Yeah, it is.
That's why they call it
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- What's going on here?
Are you serious?
You're back.
- What's up, boys?
- [Trenton] Yo.
- Hey.
- Dude, hey, you made it.
- What's going on?
- Hey, sorry, uh, work ran late.
All right, you must
be, um, is it Abby?
- Yeah, and you're
Thomas, right?
You're the oldest.
- I see Travis warned
you about us, huh?
- [Taylor] Riveting
conversation, let's dig in.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
- Grace.
Travis.
- (sighs) Oh, Heavenly Father.
Thank you for the food,
for we remember the hungry.
Please look after our
dear mother, Diane.
May she rest in peace.
- [All] Amen.
- Give me.
- Can we?
- Okay.
- Is this all drumsticks, Dad?
- I want breasts,
I want breasts.
- I want breasts.
- Guys, guys, there's
a lady present.
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
- Oh, wow.
- They're being nice today.
Those are some good pieces.
- Really sweet, thank you, guys.
- Uh, I don't wanna
rain on Travis's parade,
but my shift starts at 10, so
let's get down to business.
- [Taylor] 10, God.
- That's like.
- I'm just saying if you
wanna play, let's play.
- I'm gonna have to
whoop your butt fast.
- Oh, yeah.
I-I can carry some stuff.
(brother humming)
- All right, the name of the
game is Texas hold 'em, Abby,
you in?
- Oh, that's not for me.
Drinks?
- [Boys] Yeah.
- Beer for me and
there's chips up there
and there's dip and
there's like you know,
just whatever you can carry.
- [Abby] Okay.
- Deal, deal, deal,
deal, deal, deal.
- Let's go.
- [Thomas] Let me get the chip.
- [Trenton] Got nothing.
- Eat sh*t.
Straight on the river and
he does it again, boys.
(boys chattering)
- Are you kidding me?
- Abby, you've been
watching a while.
You wanna join?
- Oh, I'm okay.
- Don't worry.
We take it easy on
the ladies over here.
(Abby chuckles)
- We can play Go
Fish if you like.
- You know, I
actually don't think
it's a question of you
guys going easy on me.
I actually think
it's a question of me
going easy on you guys.
- [Boys] Oh.
- Okay, you're being serious.
- [Abby] Mm-hm.
- [Jeff] Okay.
- Okay.
- Abby, you might
not wanna do that.
Taylor may look like an idiot,
but he happens to be one of
the best poker players in town.
- Oh, in town.
- In the county.
- Oh, wow, the county.
- [Tyler] He's
even played on TV.
- Oh, on TV.
That's pretty
impressive, I don't know.
(cards flipping)
Let's go.
- Okay.
(intense music)
Fold, beginner's luck.
- This is no beginner's luck.
- Well, I never said
I was a beginner.
Call.
- Flash.
- Pair of aces.
- [Twins] Yes!
- Yes!
- [Twins] Da, da,
da, da, da, da, da.
- Aces and eights, boys.
- Don't tell me!
That's a full house.
- Yes, it is.
- You just got
hustled, bro. (laughs)
- Well, no, it's only
hustling if I keep your money.
- Oh.
- Oh, no, no, no.
Sweetheart, that money's yours.
You won it fair and square.
- sh*t.
- Where did you learn to play?
- [Abby] Home.
- Home?
Where was that?
- Vegas.
My dad taught me.
- Used to be a high-stakes
poker player named Abernathy.
I remember hearing stories
about him in Vegas.
- What happened?
- Uh, he had this daughter.
Went with him everywhere.
I think the mom
walked out on him
so he was raising
her on his own.
- [Mick] Your eyes even
when you're shuffling.
- [Jeff] While she was way
too young to play legally
but man, she was
a poker prodigy.
As she got better, he got worse.
So she was left bailing
him out even as a kid.
- [Mick] Look your
opponent in the eyes.
- I remember this.
They called her Lucky Charms.
- Lucky 13.
Abby, you must have
heard of her, right?
She must be about your age.
After all, this is you
in the article, isn't it?
(intense music)
- You're Lucky 13?
- [Tyler] We just got
hustled by Lucky 13?
- No f*cking way.
- Guys, I'm sorry.
I wasn't trying to hustle you
guys or anything, I swear.
I'm.
- Lucky 13's in this house?
- Yeah.
- [Twins] Lucky 13 in the house!
- Lucky 13 in the house.
- Abby, can I get
a photo with you?
- No, guys, it wasn't really.
- Guys, guys, hey.
You're acting like
a bunch of fangirls.
- [Tyler] Get out of my way.
- You're a fangirl.
- She b*at me.
You're a fangirl, move!
(Jeff laughs)
Shut up!
Get your ugly ass
face out of the way!
(gentle music)
I've gotta be near
you every night
(Abby chuckles)
Everyday
- You act like you're
so f*cking innocent.
I couldn't be happy baby
- f*ck you!
Any other way
- How could he do that to Tessa?
- Jab.
Cross.
Why are you so happy?
- I don't know, I'm a
happy fighter, okay?
- No, no.
If you were actually
happy in the ring,
it would be so easy to just slap
that smirk off.
- It would disarm people.
- Jab, cross.
This time with
actual meaning to it.
- Okay, okay, I get
it, I'll be angry.
- Well, can you go?
Go now, go now!
- I'm angry, okay.
- Jab, cross, jab, cross.
(punch thuds)
- Oh.
It must be love
Love, love
Nothing more
Nothing less
Love is the best
- Just like I've, I've
never dated anyone like him
but when I'm with him, I just,
sometimes feel like he
could be my forever person.
I don't know, he just
like makes me laugh
in this way that
like, I don't know,
like Travis makes you laugh.
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
- That is bullshit.
- I don't know.
- Bitch, you know.
- Okay, yeah,
look, I will admit.
His physique is appealing.
- (chuckles) His
physique is appealing?
- Yes, his physique
is appealing.
But I've learned not
to court excitement
for the sake of excitement.
I mean, truthfully, he
seems a little crazy.
And we both know that the last
thing I need is more crazy.
- Absolutely.
(keyboard clacking)
(gentle music)
(messages whooshing)
(keyboard clacking)
(knuckles rapping)
- I.
Ugh.
(door creaks)
- I believe that's
my side of the bed.
- I'm moving.
(both groans)
- Did you finish the homework?
- Yeah, just about.
You need any help?
- [Travis] Nah, I'm good.
- Please tell me you're not
gonna clip your toenails in bed.
(clipper thuds)
You're gonna miss me
- So, I hear it's someone's
birthday in two days.
- You hear, or you eavesdropped?
That was between Mer and I.
(finger snaps)
- Ow!
- [Abby] That was a
private conversation.
- That hurt.
- Well, it serves you right
for eavesdrop (snorts).
- Whoa-ho.
What did I just get
out of you there?
What are you, half bulldog?
- Well, you groped me.
- I did not grope
you, that was a poach.
(Abby snorts)
Oh, you are a snort.
I didn't realize this.
- Mm, I'm not ticklish.
- Okay, don't.
Do you really wanna play this?
Okay.
- Come on.
- There we go.
- This is just.
- How do you think
this was gonna end?
- Get off me.
I'll fight you, you know,
I'll fight you.
- Fight?
Oh, you.
Ow!
You bit my cat.
- Oh, relax.
It was a nibble.
- Yeah, well it hurt.
- Oh, did it?
You loved it.
(both panting)
- I did kind of love it, yeah.
(both moaning)
(Abby moaning)
- Wait!
(Travis grunts)
(Abby panting)
You good?
- (sighs) Am I good?
- Mm-hm.
- (sighs) No.
Um, I'm just confused.
- Where are you going?
- This is a joke.
- Oh, come on, Travis.
Don't you wanna talk about this?
- Talk about it, why?
You want to hear how I
really feel about you, Abby?
- [Abby] No, I-I don't.
- Abby, then.
- Because I don't
feel the same way.
- You're lying.
- I'm not.
Travis, you're vulgar, you're
a brute, you're (sighs).
Can you say my name,
say my name, say my name
(Abby moaning)
- Touch me.
(Abby moaning)
(both moaning)
I have to pee.
I'm sorry.
(door thuds)
(knuckles rapping)
(Shepley moaning)
- [Shepley] Wait,
where you going?
I'm on the verge.
- I'll be right back.
- [Shepley] Babe, I'm on.
(door clicks)
- What's going on?
- Shh.
- You okay?
- No, no, I'm not okay.
Um, Travis and I, we made
out kind of aggressively.
- Clarify.
- And then I grabbed,
he grabbed my.
I put his hand on my.
- Breast?
- No, lower.
- Oh.
- America, I don't
know what to do.
It's like, the logic
goes out of my head.
If I go back in there,
I'm not gonna be
able to stop myself.
- (chuckles) So you do like him.
- America, I think
I'm in love with him.
- Hey, Abby.
This is a totally
normal position
and I'm not flexing at all.
Hey, baby girl.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
She's okay, she's
okay, she's okay.
She's just nervous,
but I can help you
through your nervousness.
Don't read her like this.
It's too corny.
You're not toxic,
you're a cool guy.
You're really cool and strong.
Hi, Abby.
Give me a hug.
Oh, no, that's so scary.
(intense music)
(footsteps tapping)
(door creaks)
(door thuds)
(door clicks)
- [Abby] Travis?
(phone message beeps)
(vehicle engines revving)
(crowd chattering)
- Yeah, no, I mean, he might
have a (speaks indistinctly).
(door thuds)
Guys.
Oh, hold up.
Where the hell have you been?
- Out.
- Jesus, you reek of alcohol.
(cat meows)
- (sighs) I got a cat.
I named him Tabby, he's a stray.
(cat hisses)
And I would k*ll for him,
and he would k*ll for me
unlike some people I
know in this house.
- That's the neighbor's
cat, Rumpleteazer.
- [Travis] All right,
isn't this Tabby?
- I mean, brah, it's got
a collar right there.
(cat meowing)
- sh*t.
Well.
- Hey, bud.
- The hell are you
still doing here?
- I was up all night
worried about you.
- (laughs) That's rich.
Shouldn't you be worried about
your boyfriend or something?
- My boyfriend?
- Yeah, Mick.
That's right, I saw the
text on your computer.
Very nice, very nice.
Staying here while
he's texting you
"I love you, I miss you."
(scoffs) What a joke.
- Travis, Mick is my dad.
And how often are you going
through my text messages?
- "Can I come see
you?" would make sense.
So it was your dad?
(Travis laughs)
No way.
That's terrible of me.
Well, I misinterpreted that.
That's great news.
- Is it great news?
Travis, you invaded my privacy
and then you turned
around and ghosted me.
Goodbye.
- Abby, wait, wait.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I-I was jealous, I messed up.
- No, Travis, you
didn't mess up.
If anything, you just showed
me who you really are.
(gentle music)
- Abby, wait, can we talk?
- [Abby] Bye.
(door creaks)
- [Travis] Hey.
(door thuds)
(soft music)
(Abby sniffs and mumbling)
(crowd chattering)
- [Parker] Did
anyone ever tell you
that you're a very cute sleeper?
- Hi, Parker.
- Hi.
Is Travis nearby?
Do I need to be worried?
- Ugh, no.
- It's been a while.
How-how have you been?
- Pretty shitty.
- Postmates?
- I would love that.
- So, I spent most
of fifth grade
with a broken leg that
they had to reset twice.
So I got to know the
doctors pretty well,
and realized that's
what I wanted to do
with the rest of my life.
- What kind of doctor
do you wanna be?
- Pediatric medicine.
- Right, yeah, of
course, because it's you.
- Anyway, that's
enough about me.
- What do you wanna
be when you grow up?
- I'm still trying
to figure it out.
(phone message beeps)
(phone keys clacking)
(phone message beeps)
Really good ramen.
- Do you wanna get out of here?
- Yes, yes, yes.
I'm saying yes a lot, but yes.
- It is right up here.
- [Abby] We're not gonna
a show again, are we?
- I would not make
that mistake again.
(Abby chuckles)
(door creaks)
Right through here.
- [Abby] Why is it
so dark in here?
- [All] Surprise!
- Whoo.
All right, everybody.
Get some drinks.
Get some sh*ts.
Happy birthday, Abby.
- Thank you.
- [Shepley] Hey,
are you surprised?
- Yeah.
- Touchdown.
And, uh, nice work, doc.
- Were you in on this?
- Uh, only for the
last 10 minutes.
Shepley put out an APB for you.
- Babe, success, success.
Take some sh*ts.
Told you this would work out,
did I not, I said it.
- You did, you really did.
Yeah.
- I'm gonna grab us a
drink and I will take this.
- Oh, thank you.
- How are you, birthday pal?
- Hi.
Thank you.
- Isn't this great?
- Yeah, yeah.
Who are all these people?
- Mm, no idea.
Travis got it in his head
that this was the only
way to say he was sorry
and then Shepley got
like really excited and,
and I couldn't talk
them off the ledge.
- There he is.
I should probably
go talk to Travis.
- Yeah.
Bye, little bird.
(keg tapping)
- You busy?
- Hey, it's the
almost birthday girl.
Surprised?
- Yeah, surprised is
an understatement.
You even recruited Parker.
- Well, he found you.
I should have known that you
guys would be hanging out.
- Well, I can trust him.
- Cool.
- Cool.
Um, well, I'm gonna.
- Yeah, have fun.
- Yeah.
- You okay?
- No.
I need to get f*cked up.
- I can make that happen.
- [Crowd] sh*t, sh*t,
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
- Whoo!
- Ooh!
- Oh, two.
- Oh.
- sh**t, oh, all right.
- Damn, girl.
- Whoo!
- It's that kind of night.
Oh.
- Oh.
- Slow down.
- I'm so sorry.
The line was interminable.
- Oh.
- I got, I got us merlots.
- Parker, concentrating.
- Uh.
- Why are you so good at this?
- I'll be over
there on the sofa.
- You played this before.
You played this.
(electro-pop music)
- If you look at the health
care system under Obamacare,
we are obviously on
a collision course.
I know, it's bad.
(electro-pop music continues)
Oh, come on.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Abby, Abby, Abby.
- You're good.
He's got.
(electro-pop music continues)
- No, I don't want kids!
- What do you, what do you
mean you don't want kids?
It's.
- I don't want kids.
I don't wanna.
- Why?
I never knew this.
- I don't want any kids.
- I want like five kids.
- Five kids?
- Yes.
I want Ted Junior.
- Don't, who is Ted One?
- Millicent.
- I'm not a baby factory.
- This is,
this is like whole.
- And I'm not naming
my kid Millicent.
- This is the point of life.
- (screams) I hate Millicent.
- [Shepley] Well, I hate you.
- [America] I hate you more.
(Shepley sobbing)
- Are you okay?
- No.
No, it's over.
I'm never giving my heart
to anyone ever again.
- No!
No, don't say that.
You just need to dance.
You just need to dance
your troubles away.
Just do what I do.
Oh, hi.
- Babe, I am so sorry.
I don't know why I
said that out there.
- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Do you wanna go
and make outside?
- Yes, right now?
Yeah, let's go.
- Okay.
- [Abby] Have fun.
- This has been great,
I'm gonna get out of here.
- No, come on, dance with me.
- I'm-I'm not in the mood.
- Oh, come on, loosen up.
Oh, I know.
I'm twerking.
- [Parker] Uh.
- The boys like the twerking.
- No, no, you're not.
No, this is, uh, yeah.
- This is twerking.
Twerking.
- Yeah, yeah, it's good.
- Come on, have
fun, you're not fun.
Come on, loosen up, have fun.
Come on.
- He's in the back room.
- Excuse me.
- Travis?
The guy you're looking for.
- No, I came here with you.
- Wow!
Oh, you actually recoiled.
- You just caught me off guard.
- Be honest with yourself
and see this thing
through with Travis.
- He's not good for me.
- You keep telling
yourself that.
- Hello, hello.
Okay, thank you.
- Hey, what the
f*ck are you doing?
You heard of alcohol poisoning?
You hit double
digits an hour ago.
- What are you, counting?
- Yeah, actually.
You've had enough for tonight.
- No.
- Have you got
anything to eat today?
- Yes, soup.
- Soup?
- Soup.
- Okay, well, that's
gonna end badly for you.
Stop drinking.
- No.
- [Travis] You're
beyond stubborn.
- Oh, I'm so sorry
I'm not one of your
subservient little wenches.
- Do you know how hard
this was to put together?
I did all this for you.
- I didn't ask you
to do any of this.
- I-I know, that's the point.
I did it because
I care about you.
- Well, Travis, you're too late.
Tomorrow the bet's over, and
you never have to see me again.
- [Travis] sh*t.
Abby, wait.
- [Abby] Go away!
- Stand still.
I, you're a mess.
Why are you running?
- You're a mess.
- I'm faster than you.
- No, no, no.
- Abby!
- Get off, no!
- Okay, okay, okay.
- You know, you
are such a coward.
You're such a coward.
- You're not making any sense.
- No, you're not.
You just run away from me.
Rather than ask me who Mick was.
You just-you just run away
and then you just throw me
this really big surprise
birthday party for my birthday.
And you think it's
all gonna be okay
where I don't even know anybody.
And then you just
ignore me all night.
And you think I'm just
gonna forgive you?
Because you throw me this really
big surprise birthday party
for my birthday where
I don't know anybody.
- You said that already.
- Stop telling me what to do!
- Okay, okay.
First off, I did
apologize to you
and I tried to have a
conversation with you too.
But you ran off to
the f*cking library
only to show up
later with Parker
and then proceed to
get beyond f*cked up.
So, pidge, you're gonna
have to walk away from me
because I can't
walk away from you.
(vomits splashes)
(gentle music)
Beautiful.
- When did I have noodles?
(Abby coughing)
I think I'm done.
(both groaning)
- Okay.
- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, you're all right.
Well, I sure hope you're done.
I'm not sure if you
have anything left
in there to throw up.
(both laughs)
- Hey, you wanna make out?
- Not really, no.
I don't.
(Abby laughs)
You know what the best
part about this is, pigeon?
- Hm.
- You're not gonna
remember any of this.
- I'm not?
- No.
So when I tell you that
I'm madly in love with you.
- I won't remember.
- But I really mean it.
- Hm.
(Abby gasps)
Do you wanna go to
International House of Pancakes
and get pancakes?
(Travis gasps)
Yeah?
You wanna go?
I love pancakes.
- Oh, man, what a great idea.
I'm gonna get you up.
- Do you wanna go?
- I'm gonna stand you up.
- Oh, I wanna go to pancakes.
Okay, I want pancakes.
- I got you a clean
shirt instead,
I'll be back.
- Thank you, that's very nice.
- Um.
- I'm a monster. (chuckles)
- Okay, let me help you.
- I'm stuck out here.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Okay, there we
go, put this on.
- Turn around.
I'm decent.
Just kidding.
(Abby laughs)
- Oh, my God.
- I got you.
- Put your shirt on.
- I got you.
- Put it on.
- I'm putting it on.
- Okay.
- Okay, it's on. (laughs)
- Oh, my God.
Oh, I can't trust.
- I got you again.
- You did, you got me,
and I really wanna look again,
but you should
put your shirt on.
- I'm a little
prankster tonight.
- You are very
silly, I'll say that.
Okay, you did it,
I'm so proud of you.
I'm gonna get you
some water, okay?
I'll be back.
- That's so nice.
Thank you,
you're really nice.
- I'm very sweet.
- Thanks.
- Who's your daddy?
(door thuds)
(crowd screaming)
(phone ringing)
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, Mick.
- How are you?
- It's my birthday.
I was just wondering
if you were gonna call.
- I know it's your birthday.
I, uh, I wanted to come see you
but I have no idea
where you are.
- [Abby] I'm in
college in Sacramento.
- [Mick] How's college?
How are you doing?
- I'm good.
I'm good.
- I haven't talked to you
and I-I-I really
miss talking to you.
- [Travis] Pidge?
- Oh, I have to go.
I love you, Dad, bye.
(car engine revving)
What time is it?
- One.
- In the afternoon?
How am I not hung over?
- Well, I forced
a liter of water
down your throat along
with two ibuprofens
before you went to sleep.
(Abby chuckles)
What?
- It's just that one
night, you're drunk.
Then the next night, I'm drunk.
- Yeah, we're not
really in sync, are we?
- We're like a disaster.
- You know,
just thinking we can
kick this birthday off
with some breakfast in bed.
- I would love a coffee.
- Coming right up.
- Thank you.
(sniffs) Oh.
(Abby sighs)
(footsteps tapping)
(door creaks)
- [Travis] Here you go.
- Thank you.
You know I was thinking
since it's my birthday
and our last night
together as roommates
that maybe we do
something special.
- What do you have in mind?
- Let's look in
the magic drawer.
A foot massage.
- Anything you want.
(gentle music)
(Abby groans)
Too much?
- No, it's good, it's good.
It's really good.
Do it again.
(Abby groaning)
Okay, okay.
Maybe lighter.
Maybe lighter,
lighter, lighter.
- Okay, okay, okay.
(Abby sighs)
- Yeah. (chuckles)
That's good.
My calf's kind of hurting.
- And you want me to?
- Yes, please.
(Abby moans)
Yeah, that feels good.
- Is there anyone else do
you want me to massage?
- Here.
(Abby moans)
And,
maybe here.
I can show you why
(upbeat music)
Motorcycle
But I know the way inside
Secret in your eyes
Let me take time
(Abby moaning)
- Come here.
Take this off.
Come here.
Come here.
(both panting)
(condom wrapper rips)
- Works for me.
- Mm-hm.
Now take these off.
- Yeah, I'll try.
Okay.
(both panting)
Yeah, look at me.
- [Both] One.
- Two. (sighs)
(both panting)
I got impatient.
- Are you okay?
- Uh-huh.
Is it in?
- Is it in?
(Abby laughs)
(Travis sighs)
- I got you.
- Yeah, you did.
(Abby chuckles)
- Shut up and just kiss me.
(Abby moaning)
(both panting)
(upbeat music continues)
(lips smack)
- Well, you've
exhausted me officially.
(Abby giggling)
I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
Good night, Abby.
- Good night, Travis.
(bell ringing)
(car engine revving)
(birds chirping)
(intense music)
- Abby?
Abby Abernathy.
Good morning.
- Good morning.
Can I help you?
- Uh, this might sound weird,
but I'm gonna need
you to come with me.
- Yeah, no, that's
not going to happen.
- What if I asked nicely?
- Have a nice day.
- [Vince] It's about your dad.
- My dad?
- [Vince] Yeah.
- What about him?
- [Vince] He's placing
bad bets and owes my boss.
They're gonna break his legs
if you don't come with me.
(intense music)
(intense music continues)
(phone beeps)
(phone beeps)
- What?
- Hey.
- There you guys are,
where have you been?
- What's going on, man?
Just geez.
- Abby's disappeared.
Now help me look for
a clue or anything.
- First of all,
don't yell at me.
Second of all, there's a lot
about Abby that you don't know.
- I know everything.
I know that she's Lucky 13,
and now I know that she packed
her mattress full of money.
- Hang on, I'm
tracking her location.
She's headed to Vegas.
- Vegas?
- This isn't good.
Wait, hey, that's my phone!
- Buy yourself a new one.
- d*ck.
- What?
Feeling like I'm only
Feeling like I'm chick
Like a chick
Livin' like I'm crazy
Does anybody hear
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hey, Mick.
- (clears throat) I'm sorry.
- How much do you owe Benny?
- [Mick] A hundred grand.
- $100,000, Dad?
- I know, I know.
- Are you kidding me, Dad?
- I'm doing all
this stuff, I swear.
I'm-I'm doing Gamblers
Anonymous and Debtors Anonymous.
I've-I've complete.
- It works if you work it.
Isn't that what they say, Mick?
Hello, Abby.
How's your game?
- I'm retired.
- Oh, Abigail, anonymous
college student.
Well, uh, for your
father's sake,
I hope it's a short time
because he owes me 100 grand
by midnight tonight.
- Come on.
Your own dad wouldn't
even lend him any money.
You know he has a problem.
- Unlike my father,
may he rest in peace,
I'm not running a daycare,
I'm running a business.
- Well, 100 grand by
tonight is impossible.
- We both know,
with your talent,
you can make that in a day.
I used to watch you win 30
grand in 30 minutes underground.
Who do you think
you're talking to?
- I'm underage.
- If I get caught, I have
to drop out of college.
- You've lived here
long enough, kiddo.
You know how to
avoid getting caught.
- There has to be another
way that we can handle this.
- There it is, but
you're not gonna like it.
(fingers snaps)
- [Abby] Hey, hey!
- No, no, no, no, please no!
- I'll do it, I'll do it!
- Good to see you
again, Abigail.
Mick.
Hey, enough with the buffet.
Get her a room.
Leave her the f*ck alone.
Let's go.
Come on, take the top off.
What are you doing here?
(motorcycle engine revving)
(taser crackling)
(upbeat music)
(elevator pings)
- Wow, wow, wow.
- Did you do what I asked?
- Yeah, just like
you instructed.
Are you sure you
wanna stay here?
There are bigger
whales at the Bellagio.
- They'll recognize me there.
I'm trying to stay
under the radar.
- Anything else, Your Majesty?
- Yeah, give the waitress 200
to start watering down my drinks
and go wait outside
until I call you.
- You got it.
(motorcycle engine revving)
- Hey.
Are you guys playing poker?
- No, it's roulette.
(Abby groaning)
- There's a minimum
buy-in of five grand.
- Ooh, okay, Lion King.
- Look at you, you look nice.
But this is a high-stakes room.
Do yourself a favor and
go to the main floor
and pick out a
shiny slot machine.
- I can't go back
to the main floor.
You see, I'm at this
bachelorette party
and Cheryl invited
this twat, Terry,
who hates me because Lyle
finger-banged me on Halloween,
which in my defense I thought
that they were separated.
Where's my vibrator?
- [Players] Huh?
(upbeat music)
- Psst, is this a good hand?
What's up with the
silent treatment?
(chips clattering)
Hey, Cliff, I like
your tiger shirt.
Or is it cheetah?
- Can you be quiet?
- Can I be quiet?
Can you be quiet?
I'm as quiet as a mouse.
assh*le, say what?
- What?
- Exactly.
(upbeat music)
I've got two black cards.
Is that good?
- You gotta show your hand.
- The cards!
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Hey, Cliff.
Rawr.
(upbeat music)
Okay, well, I'm gonna go
meet up with my peeps.
It's been real, fellas.
And like my dad used to say,
if you can't spot the chump
in the first 30 seconds,
then you're the chump.
Bye.
(phone beeps)
(crowd chattering)
- Ma'am?
You in the blue dress?
Stop.
I gotcha.
- Jesse.
- I totally got you.
- Hi.
- [Jesse] Come here.
- Oh, you scared me.
- [Jesse] I bet I did.
- Yeah.
- [Jesse] Jesus,
you look fantastic.
- Thank you.
So do you.
- Thanks.
Yeah, security, right?
- [Abby] Great.
- Man, I knew I should
have asked you to prom.
- Right?
- For real.
- Um, well, I have a, I
have a thing to get to.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- Can I call you?
- Yeah, I would love that.
I have the same number.
- Yeah, I'll give you a call.
We'll hang out later.
- Awesome.
Just one more thing.
- Yeah?
- I'm gonna need you
to give me these chips.
- Excuse me?
- Come on, Abby.
You're underage.
You know you can't gamble
when you're underage.
It's illegal.
I don't wanna see
you get in trouble.
- Jesse, please.
I-I need this money.
- This is my job.
And I would hate to
see you go to jail.
Abby, give me the chips.
I'll totally cover you
with my boss, okay?
Call me.
(footsteps tapping)
(intense music)
(phone ringing)
- Hey.
- [Abby] It's Abby.
Are you at the club?
- Why, are you okay?
- I got caught.
- What?
- Listen to me, Dad.
Get out of the club.
Get out of town.
Don't use your cell phone.
Don't use any of
your credit cards
and text me when you get
a burner phone, okay?
We'll figure it out.
- [Mick] I guess
I'll leave tonight.
I'll hike to Denver.
- I'm so sorry, Dad.
I let you down.
- You called me.
You said you had my money.
- I had your money,
and then it was taken
from me by Jesse Viveros.
- And that is my problem how?
Where's Mick?
- He's gone, but we'll find him.
(motorcycle engine revving)
- Just go find Jesse.
Jesse has your money.
- I'm not a charity,
and I don't run errands.
- sh*t.
- You know what?
Abby, I like you.
You're nice.
So why don't you?
- What are you doing?
- Oh, I'm gay.
Trust me, you're not my type.
I will sponsor all of
your entrance fees.
The legal age in
California is 18,
and we'll split
the profits 50-50.
- Well, I don't wanna
play poker for a living.
I just wanna go to college.
- I'm offering you a compromise.
(door thudding)
- [Travis] Abby!
(door slams)
- What the f*ck?
- Travis?
- [Benny] Security.
- Are you okay?
- Hey, you got to
leave right now, okay?
(punches thudding)
(body thuds)
(Dane speaking in
foreign language)
(clothes ripping)
- What?
(lively music)
(both grunting)
(monitor clatters)
(both grunting)
(fists thudding)
- Travis?
- That's your one.
(Dane speaks in
foreign language)
(both grunting)
(head thuds)
(fist thuds)
(body thuds)
- You're good.
- Taxi.
- [Passerby] Call me, bro.
- Pigeon?
Pigeon?
Where are you going?
What the heck?
(elevator pings)
- Don't talk to me.
- Why?
Where are we going?
Will you talk to me?
Abby, stop!
- What?
What do you want?
- I, uh.
- Do you have any idea
what you just did?
- I wasn't gonna
let them hurt you.
- They weren't hurting
me, I was fine.
I was handling it on my own.
- How am I supposed to know
when you keep
everything a secret?
I had to track you down
to a strip club in Vegas.
One day you're
dressed like a nun,
and then you're wearing this.
Who the hell are you?
- God.
- [Travis] I love you.
- You love me?
You don't know me.
- That's not true.
Whatever you're going
through, we can figure it out.
- I don't wanna figure it out.
I've had enough
crazy in my life.
I don't want any more crazy.
And Travis, you make me crazy!
sh*t!
(body thud)
(upbeat music)
(both moaning)
(mirror shatters)
Get it out, get it out.
- I'm trying.
(tracker rips)
- (groans) sh*t.
Come here.
(Abby moans)
(glass shattering)
I'm so horny, I'm so horny.
- I'll try!
Okay, I'm trying, I'm trying!
(Travis thuds)
- Oh, sh*t.
- [Man] Hey, what the f*ck
is going on over there?
- Get these off.
What's wrong with your button?
- Hey, keep it down,
we're trying to sleep.
(Abby groans)
- Oh, oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry, you all right?
I-I-I just needed
to take off my shoe.
- It's okay, come here.
(cabinet thud)
Aw.
- [Man] Hey, knock it off!
(lamp shatters)
- [Travis] Jesus.
- [Woman] What's
going on over there?
(phone ringing)
(cabinet clanking
and clattering)
- No.
(mirror thuds and shatters)
(phone ringing continues)
Go back.
- Yeah.
(water splashing)
(Abby gasps)
(sink crashing)
(cat meows)
- Oh, no, in here.
- Yeah.
(door banging)
- Take this off.
Help me get it.
- Yeah.
(shower knob squeaks)
(water splashing)
(Abby giggles)
(siren wailing)
- No.
(water splashing)
(cat meows)
(Abby groaning)
(clothes rip)
- Do you mind?
- Okay.
- Yeah, put it in.
- I don't think it's in.
- I-I don't think it's
in, I don't think.
- It's not in.
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.
- Ow, okay, okay.
Yeah, no, hold on,
let's switch, switch.
- Ow!
- I can't feel anything.
- No, no.
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay.
(curtains rattles)
(phone vibrating)
- [Benny] Abby, Mick
still owes me 100 grand
and it's on you.
Call me.
(intense music)
(phone ringing)
Abby.
- No, it's her boyfriend.
Look, I-I know that
she owes you money,
but I think I have a way
to get it back to you.
- [Benny] I'm listening.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(Abby groans softly)
- Travis?
(phone message beeps)
(phone keys clacking)
What?
- Pigeon, don't be mad.
I worked out a deal with Benny.
I'm gonna fight for him
tonight and settle your debt.
You and your dad
are off the hook.
I left a rental car
in the parking garage
for you to get home.
I'll be back before you know it.
- sh*t.
(phone rings)
- [Travis] It's Travis,
you know what to do.
(phone beeps)
- Hey, it's me, call me back.
You have no idea what
you've gotten yourself into.
- I see you found my new car.
Pretty sick, right?
- Yeah, it's nice.
Tons of room in
there, I like that.
- Yeah, man.
- [Mick] So it went okay?
- Oh, she told me about it.
Handed over the
chips, no problem.
So what do you think
she's gonna do now?
She gonna start working
for Benny or what?
- Ah, yeah,
I don't think she has much
of a choice at this point.
(Jesse chuckles)
One of the greatest things
that I ever heard is
if you don't spot the chump
in the first 30 seconds,
then you are the chump.
I, uh, I wanna come see you
but I have no idea
where you are.
- [Abby] I'm in college.
- [Vince] It's about your dad.
- Mick still owes me 100
grand by midnight tonight.
- I'm gonna need you
to give me these chips.
- Get out of the club,
get out of town, okay?
We'll figure it out.
- [Mick] I guess I'll leave
tonight, I'll hike to Denver.
- You know, Abby, she's
looking pretty hot.
- [Mick] Can you not talk
about my daughter, thanks.
- No, no, I know.
I was just like, "Dang."
(Jesse grunts)
(taser crackles)
(body thuds)
- Ho, Abby, what are you.
- You son of a bitch.
- What are you doing?
- How's Denver, Mick?
- What the hell?
Aw.
sh*t.
Obviously, I'm not in Denver.
That's not what I meant.
I'm going to Den, ow!
- You have two
seconds to come clean.
- To come clean about wha-ow!
- You, Benny, Jesse,
you guys set me up
from the beginning, didn't you?
- [Mick] Abby, Abby, I.
- You don't owe Benny
any f*cking money.
- Look at me, I'm
an old f*cking man.
I can't play as good
as you play, okay?
And I need money, I
need money to live.
- Then get a job
like a normal person.
- I know this doesn't
look good, okay?
I get it.
This does not look good.
- Yeah, right, yeah.
- I love you.
- Get out.
Get out!
- Okay.
- Get out!
Out of my life.
Get out!
- Can I get my bag?
- [Abby] Get out!
(tires screech)
- Abby!
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
(punches and kicks thudding)
(fighter groaning)
(phone ringing)
- [Travis] It's Travis,
you know what to do.
(phone beeps)
- [Abby] Travis, call me back.
You don't have to fight.
No one owes Benny anything.
- And now, for the
first event this evening
we have something very special,
the challenger, Travis
"Mad Dog" Maddox!
(crowd chattering)
(crowd booing)
- Man, when you said
come out to Vegas,
I thought you
meant the Bellagio.
- [Man] Hey, I'm gonna f*ck
your mother, all right?
Mad Dog.
- Thanks, yeah.
Well, she's dead, so you can't.
(car engine revs)
(car door thuds)
(siren blaring)
- [Woman] The lockdown
is about to begin
in five, four, three, two.
- Is there any way
I can (indistinct)?
- Whore, whore!
- Okay.
Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
- And now, the
champion, Chernobyl!
(crowd cheering and applauding)
- [Both] What the f*ck.
(crowd cheering and applauding)
- You're going to die.
- Thank you.
(crowd cheering and applauding)
- Whoever dies, loses.
- [Crowd] Chernobyl, Chernobyl.
- How's it going?
- [Crowd] Chernobyl, Chernobyl.
- Awesome.
- Come on, can we go?
Please.
- Shut up!
(man belches)
(Abby sighs)
(Chernobyl growls)
- This is gonna suck.
- Yeah, wow.
- Let the battle begin.
(intense music)
(kicks and punches thudding)
- [Shepley] Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
- Come on!
- Whoo-hoo.
- What?
(Travis grunts)
Stay in it.
(fists thudding)
Nice, way to go.
There you go!
(fist thuds)
(Travis groaning)
(crowd cheering)
- Here, I'll pay for him.
(man smooch)
(kick thuds)
- [Shepley] Nice kick!
There you go, there you go.
(kick thuds)
Nice, give him the combo.
(Chernobyl grunts)
- [Chernobyl] No
bitch, Chernobyl.
- You can't use a chain.
What is this?
(Travis grunts)
- Ref!
Stop the fight.
(punches thudding)
This is bullshit.
(chains clank)
(intense music)
(both grunt)
Come here, you son of a bitch.
(punches thudding)
(heads thud)
(Shepley grunts)
- [Abby] Can I get
through, please?
- No, whoa!
- [Shepley] Oh, sh*t.
(Travis grunts)
(kick thuds)
That's my boy, man. (groans)
- sh*t.
(bottle cracks)
(electricity crackles)
(kick thuds)
(Shepley groans)
(Chernobyl growling)
(crowd cheering)
(flames crackling)
(Chernobyl growling)
(chair thuds)
(crowd shouting)
- sh*t, fire!
(flames crackling)
- Fire, fire!
(flames whooshing)
- Oh, God!
- Hey.
- Abby?
- Hi.
- Shepley, come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
(Shepley groans)
- I talked to Shepley
and he's fine.
I'll be on the first
flight to Vegas tomorrow.
Hey, just a thought,
but maybe you wanna check
into the Mirage or the Luxor.
I-I hear they have deals.
- It's fine.
Benny's not gonna do anything.
His scam didn't work out
and no one owes him a dime.
Mer, you just have to trust me.
Bye.
- I don't know if I ever
wanna leave this bed, pigeon.
- Hey, Travis?
- Hm?
- Why do you call me pigeon?
- You don't know
what a pigeon is?
- Yeah, it's an annoying bird
that craps on people's heads.
- No.
It's a dove, an
attractive girl, a.
- A winning hand in poker.
- See?
You're my pigeon.
- I'm an exhausted pigeon.
- I bet.
- You?
- I'm gonna stay up
for a little while.
- Oh.
Are you scared I'm
gonna disappear again
if you go to sleep?
- It crossed my mind.
- I love you.
I love you, Travis Maddox.
- You love me?
- It's the tattoos.
- They're pretty cool.
(Abby giggles)
Sure you wanna do this?
- (scoffs) Dude, I
was born to ride.
- You got some brain
damage back there.
- (scoffs) I love you, Mommy.
Hey, I'll see you
back at the ranch.
- What?
- Corn.
(motorbike engine revs)
Ah, let's see what
this puppy can do.
(cans clattering)
- Is he gonna be okay?
- [Shepley] Yee-ha!
- No.
- [Shepley] I need to
get me one of these.
Whoo!
- [Travis] Whose bag is this?
- Jesse's.
- Who's Jesse?
- I love this thing.
- Doesn't matter.
(objects clanking)
- Does Jesse have a shirt?
- He might.
- He does have a shirt.
- Hey.
- It's not my favorite style.
A little loud but.
He also has a ton
of money in here.
- Actually, no, that's my money.
- You won this?
- Yeah.
Told you I'm good.
- Yeah.
So then, this is yours too?
- Mm-hm.
- You have great taste.
(Abby laughs)
Here's to you.
Ow.
- Here's to us.
- How's my face?
- Ooh.
You look better already.
Vegas for another night?
- That would be a disaster.
Let's do it.
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Beautiful Disaster (2023)
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