02x13 - The App Came Back

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "That Girl Lay Lay". Aired: September 23, 2021 – present.*
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Struggling to make her mark at school and needing a best friend to talk to, Sadie wish comes true and Lay Lay, an artificially intelligent avatar from a personal affirmation app comes to life.
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02x13 - The App Came Back

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[upbeat music]

Attention, students of East Packer High.

Oh, this thing gets respect.

OK.

President Sadie has an announcement.

I convinced Principal Willingham

to let us throw a dance.

[cheering]

Cheer with me, people.

[all] Sadie, Sadie...

Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie,

Sadie, Sadie.

Quick announcement.

The dance Sadie has you
chanting about is canceled.

Hey, no backsies.

People already chanted.

Double backsies. It's over.

This is all Sadie's fault. Boo Sadie.

[all] Boo!

Hey, hey, hey.

Don't boo my bestie.

Boo yourself for coming to school
dressed like Downton Abbey.

[laughs]

Principal Willingham,
you approved the dance.

What happened?

I had a date for the dance,

but he dumped me
for an assistant principal.

No date for me means no dance for you.

Wow.

Now we can't have fun just 'cause
our principal can't find a man?

Well, the dance doesn't have to be off.

We just need to find Willingham a date.

You got it.

Operation get Z-Willy a beau is a go.

[both] Bars!

[laughs] Bars.

What's bars?

It ain't for you.

♪ I'm Sadie's affirmation app ♪

♪ And so no matter what happens
I got her back ♪


♪ 'Cause see my homey Sadie
Wished on a star ♪


♪ She said, "I wish you were real" ♪

♪ Now I'm as real as you are ♪

♪ And now who's coming out the app? ♪

♪ That girl Lay Lay ♪

♪ Who's avatar power is to freeze? ♪

♪ That girl Lay Lay ♪

♪ All day, all day, it's your girl ♪

♪ That girl, that girl
That girl Lay Lay ♪


[laughing]

Uh-oh.

What did Scoot do now?

We went mini golfing
and it did not end well.

Second I put that club in his hand,

I knew I made a mistake.

See you tomorrow for your birthday, Scoot.

Party time! Sweet.

Ahh, that's cool.

It's your friend's birthday.
What do you got planned?

Well, I'll wake up, check my stocks,

then talk mom out of whatever
she's got planned for dinner.

Uh, you gonna eat
whatever I make, little boy.

But to be clear, he meant
what are you doing for Scoot's birthday?

You got to get him a present, Marky.
He's your best friend.

Slow your roll.

Money is my best friend,

and I'm not blowing any of it
just to get Scoot a gift.

Well, you don't have
to spend a lot of money

to get someone a meaningful gift.

Where was that mentality
when it was your birthday?

That is not the way, Bryce.

You know, we've written songs
for our friends on their birthdays.

That's the perfect gift. So thoughtful.

Thanks for writing Scoot a song.

Wait, wait, wait.

We can't write Scoot a song.

We don't know anything about him.

Oh, I'll bring him over
and have him talk about

everything he loves and licks.

-You mean likes?
-Nope.

If he loves something,
he's going to lick it.

[energetic electronic music]

♪ ♪

Lay Lay and I will find Willingham a date,

and the dance will be back on.

Finding her a date
won't be that easy, Sadie.

She wears Gauchos.

Gauchos!

Principal Willingham,

I made you a little something in woodshop.

After a long day of work,

I thought this would
have you "feline" better.

Ooh, a cat pun?

-That's "claw-some." [laughs]
-Aww.

Oh, but this cat is C-minus work, Lincoln.

It has six toes.

If you want to impress me, do better.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

A bigger fail than
the Broadway musical Spider-Man?

Mr. Kimes, the woodshop teacher,
has a crush on Principal Willingham.

If we get him to ask her out,
Willingham will let us have the dance!

Good, 'cause if this dance happens,

I can reenact Britney and JT's
angry dance-off breakup of .

Wait, are you playing Britney and JT?

Make this dance happen,
and you'll find out.

[exhales rhythmically]

[energetic electronic music]

♪ ♪

Can I get an order
of nachos with extra jalapeños?

That's a big "jalape-no." [laughs]

This place is changing you.

We're out of jalapeños.

Spice me up, Woody.

Mama's got a fever that can
only be cured by jalapenos.

There's more where that came from.

Whatever Zelda needs, Woody's got,

and I do mean whatever.

Great. Mama could also use a refill.

Oh, Woody's got a bad case
of the Z-Willies.

Sounds like a respiratory infection.

He has a crush on Principal Willingham.

He's going to be her date to the dance.

Lay Lay, good news.

I know the perfect guy for us
to set up with Willingham.

I was just about to say the same thing.

The perfect date for Willingham is...

-Woody!
-Mr. Kimes.

[both] Say what now?

Ooh, the drama.

Lay Lay, Mr. Kimes
is clearly the guy for her,

and I'm obviously the better matchmaker.

A better matchmaker than me? [scoffs]

I'm the smoothest L.L. since Cool J, baby.

OK, you two should dial it back...

Or...or you could dial it up

and have a matchmaking showdown.

Lay Lay's guy versus Sadie's guy
in a battle for Willingham's heart.

OK. You're on.

Well, let's see who's right.

May the best woman's man win.

[energetic music]

OK, Graydon.

We need to fix Mr. Kimes up
with Willingham

quickly before Lay Lay
sets her up with Woody.

I want Willingham to be happy.

Eh, sounds like you want to b*at Lay Lay.

I can want two things, Graydon.

-Mr. Kimes?
-Hm?

We want to help you get a date
with Principal Willingham.

Oh, weird and inappropriate.

But you do like her, right?

Oh, yeah.

This big dog has puppy love
for the cat lady.

Arf! Arf!

[growls]

[howls]

This guy is weird enough
that it might just work.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

Let's go, Cobo.

We have to set Woody up with Willingham

before Sadie fixes Z-Willy up
with Mr. Kimes.

So this is about you being right?

No, it's about me being right
and Sadie being wrong.

Geez, Cobo. I can want two things.

Cobo, you're off the clock.

Don't think I'm paying you to be here.

You barely pay me when I do work.

Woody, we know you've
got it bad for Z-Willy.

Little girl, I am not Usher
dancing in the rain

and a latex coat and no umbrella.

I don't got it bad for no one
but my first true love, Omar.

[keys beep]

[car honking, engine revs]

Never gets old.

Yes. Yes, it does.

Come on, Woody.

We saw you give Z-Willy free jalapeños.

Whatever Zelda needs, Woody's got.

[sighs]

OK, fine!

I'm burning up with a bad,
bad case of Zelda fever.

Well, Dr. Cobo's got
the prescription you need.

I don't need your help.

How long have you wanted to ask her out?

About two or three husbands ago.

OK, I heard that. I need your help!

[energetic music]

OK. Scoot's on his way.

I'll talk to him.

Take notes so you can
write his theme song.

[doorbell]

We're not actually taking notes.

Put that away, honor roll.

Hey, boss' parents.

I brought your carrots back.

They're warm and mushy. You're welcome.

Thanks.

Hey, buddy. Thanks for coming over.

I have a few questions for you
for no particular reason.

Do you like cake,
or are you more of a pie man?

Whoa, you're really throwing
the brain busters at me.

Just answer the question, Scooterson.

I like cake because
it's fun to smash your face in,

but I guess you can also do that
with pie, so both?

What are your favorite hobbies,
other than smashing your face into food?

One of my hobbies is collecting
hobbies no one else has.

Such as?

Nice try trying to steal
one of my hobbies.

No way I'm falling for that.

Anyway, got to go, boss.

My grandma's taking me
to Irish dance lessons.

Scoot, you can Irish dance?

I'm fantastic.

[Irish music plays]

Well, that was a waste of time.

-We got nothing.
-Are you kidding?

Cakes, pies, and hobbies.

What else do you need?

How do you two keep a job?

[energetic music]

[both] Let's get you ready
to win Willingham's heart.

Great.

The idea of asking Zelda out

is making me a little nervous and sweaty.

Way to start strong, Mr. Kimes.

Woody, you're a cool guy.

We're just going to teach you how
to turn it up when you see Z-Willy.

Trust us on this.

You're looking at the coolest
in Cleveland times two.

Aww, thanks, Lay Lay.

Oh, I wasn't talking about you.

I was talking about Lay Lay.

Let's roleplay you asking Willingham out.

Sadie will play Principal Willingham,

while I play sad and lonely
public schoolteacher,

Mr. Kimes.

Shouldn't I be playing myself?

Trust me, I will nail this part.

Principal Willingham.

This better be work related, Mr. Kimes,

because I don't have time
for any tomfoolery today.

First way to show off
is to walk with big burger energy.

Show him what you got, Cobo.

Yup. Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh. See, add a little stank on it.

Dip with your shoulder,
lead with your left leg.

Mm-hmm, and throw in
a "sup" every few steps.

Let them know you mean business.

I got you.

Sup.

As mutual lovers of cats,
I thought maybe the two of us

could go to the zoo and watch the jaguars.

The zoo? What a scam!

You want me to pay bucks
to look at animals?

I've got nine cats at home right now
I could look at for free.

Is the fake me supposed to get sh*t down?

I thought this was supposed to teach me.

It would be teaching
if this one had any game.

All right, now let's see
your cool walk, Woodrow.

All right. I can do that. [chuckles]

Lean my shoulder like this.

-Uh-huh.
-[chuckling]

Get moving.

[clattering]

Sup?

Don't you look "purr-ty" today?

I hope we can hang out later.

Why later when we can
hang out right "meow?"

[mimicking cats]

Wow.

You guys are smooth.

All right, Woody.
Now show us what you got.

Without knocking over the table.

[chuckles]

Call me Ice Cube,

'cause today is going to be
a really good day.

-Hmm.
-[both] Smooth.

[both] You are ready to get your girl.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

All right. Today is Scoot's birthday.

Is his theme song ready?

Well, it's a song.

Knock my socks off.

Don't actually.

These babies cost $ .

$ pair of socks?

Your boy is successful.

Now, let's hear that theme song.

Two, three, four.

[both] ♪ His name is Scoot
And he makes me happy ♪


♪ I'm his best friend Marky
And I dress so snappy ♪


♪ We're the best of friends
And the people say ♪


♪ Scoot's the best part
Of each and every day ♪


So you like it?

No.

I asked for a classy theme song,

not a Fresh b*at Band knockoff.

Hey.

Don't sleep on the Fresh b*at Band.

We're winging it, Marky.

We can't write lyrics about
someone we know nothing about.

It's simple.

You're writing about a weird, crazy,
unpredictable, wild card.

He's the type of guy who's always
got your back,

who'd never let you down,
and will always be there for you.

[chuckles] Wow.

Sounds like Scoot means
more to you than you think.

Oh, my gosh.

Maybe Scoot is my best friend.

Please don't tell my money.
It'll get jealous.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

Oh, uh, Principal Willingham,
you need to un-cancel the dance.

Oh, Sadie. I already told you...

Because...

we found you a date.

Sadie. [laughs]

You're so young and hopeful.

I am through with love.

There will be no husband number for me.

Or is it ?

Man, I got to start saving
these things in my phone.

Come on. Give this guy a chance.

You won't regret it.

He might be your "purr-fect" partner.

Ooh, I can't argue with a cat pun.

OK.

Tell him to meet me at
Boombox Burger at : ,

and he better be all you say,

or dances will be canceled forever.

Got it. : .

Save it in your phone.

Oh! Z-Willy Wills,

just the woman I wanted to see.

The man of your dreams is waiting for you

-at Boombox Burger...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll be there at : . Man of my dreams.

I'll put it on my phone.

That went easier than I thought.

What am I here for?

[energetic music]

Mr. Kimes will be here
to meet Willingham any minute.

You smell that in the air, Graydon?

[inhales]

It's romance.

Only in your world does romance
smell like tater dunkers.

[gasps]

Lay Lay, you can't be here right now.

No, you can't be here right now.

This is awkward, right?

[whispers] I live for the tension.

Sadie, Principal Willingham is meeting
Woody here in a few minutes.

What?

How could she be meeting Woody
if she agreed to meet Mr. Kimes here?

♪ Oh, the drama ♪

Stop.

[tense music]

-How could this have happened?
-I know.

Why would she agree to meeting
two guys at the same time?

She didn't.

Willingham thought you two
were working together.

Yeah, you guys are
always working together.

It's very endearing,

except when you completely mess things up.

Who are those flowers for?

For my date,
the beautiful Zelda Willingham.

-Date?
-Woody, let me holla at you.

Don't worry.

Team Woody is way better
than those clowns.

Coolness always wins.

OK, coach. [chuckles]

That's me.

I'm cooler than
the other side of the pillow.

Don't do that.

Here, put this in your ear
so I can tell you what to say.

Because you did not do well
in our rehearsal.

All righty, girls.

Where is this suave, sophisticated,
handsome bachelor?

Well, about that.

You actually have two bachelors
to choose from.

Yeah, the guy I picked for you
and Sadie's scrub.

Maybe you should spend a little time
with one guy and then switch.

Oh, no, no, no.

I only paid for minutes on my meter.

We're doing two for one.
Bring me both guys.

Mr. Kimes and Woody?

I'd like to say I'm surprised,
but I never am.

Hello, my lady.

Sup, little mama.

One minute here.

Cobo, get us some waters because, uh,

these two look thirsty.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

Ugh. Did I walk into
the wrong house again?

Happy birthday, Scoot!

I got you a present.

No way! Is it one of these shirts?

Because that would save me so much time

when I have to spell my name!

No.

Get ready for the gift of a lifetime.

Scoot Scooterson, this is your theme song.

[upbeat music playing]
[both] ♪ Scoot, Scoot ♪

♪ Yeah, Scoot, Scoot ♪

♪ Scoot, Scoot ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Oh, yeah.

♪ Scoot's a mad man ♪

♪ He likes to sleep in ditches ♪

♪ Oh, eats things that no one can ♪

♪ And like scratch where it itches ♪

♪ Scoot, Scoot, Scoot,
Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot ♪


♪ Scoot! ♪ He's Scoot.

-Talk about Scoot.
-[all] Yeah.

I just have one thing to say.

Sweet.

Well, Scoot. You're my best friend.

Thanks, Marky. You're my best friend too.

OK, got to go.

Got to go? You just got here.

I know, but I want to hear
you guys play me out.

Two, three, four!

-[music playing]
-♪ Scoot, Scoot ♪

♪ Yeah, Scoot, Scoot ♪

♪ Scoot, Scoot ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Oh, yeah.

♪ Scoot's a mad man ♪

♪ He likes to sleep in ditches ♪

♪ Oh, eats things that no one can ♪

♪ And likes to scratch where it itches ♪

Scoot, Scoot, Scoot,
Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot.

♪ Scoot ♪ He's Scoot.

Talk about Scoot. Yeah!

[energetic music]

I've prepared a few questions.

First, how would you ask me out if you
didn't get teenage girls to do it?

Laugh it off.

[laughs]

Not like the Joker, goofball.

OK, here's the line.

Don't you look "purr-ty" today?

Don't you look "purr-ty" today?

I hope it's "paws-ible"
that we'll go out sometime.

Ooh, you're not "kitten" around.

[all laugh]

Don't fall for that line
because I got what you need,

a shake with two straws.

Ahh!

Woody!

Chill out and show her your cool walk.

Got it.

[chuckles]

What it is, girlfriend?

What it isn't, mister mister.

Care to share this with me?

Don't mind if I do.

Nice job sabotaging the milkshake.

Now try this.

Zelda, those Gauchos really
showcase your ankles.

Oh, no she didn't.

Sadie's cheating?

Sadie Penelope Alexander.

You think I'm going to stand for this,

-you've got me twisted.
-[freeze snaps on]

What in the name of Luther Vandross
are you up to?

It should be Mr. Kimes
talking to her, not you.

You've been in class with him.

You know nobody wants to hear him talk.

Well, even though you're cheating,

I'm still going to win, so you about
to get your feelings hurt...

[freeze snaps off]

Because I'm a gangster of love.

I'm a gangster of love.

Please, you don't care about...

Romance or finding love for Willingham.

-You just want to b*at me.
-[gasps]

How dare you say
I don't care about romance.

Oh, and of course.

You know everything because you've
got the big brains and I'm just...

I'm just a silly little girl.

We're supposed to be
competing fair and square,

but you're all up in here cheating
like I won't flip this table!

Ahh!

[clattering]

Bro.

Your mom going to hear about this.

What is happening?

Good question.

Sadie, what is happening?

Oh, you heard all that?

Is Sadie Alexander
giving you romantic advice

through an earpiece?

What? That's cheating.

Lay Lay, how come you didn't
think about doing that?

I thought I was doing a regular thing

going on a date with two guys,
and now I find out

there was trickeration going on?

Sorry.

We just wanted to help you find a date

so we could have a dance.

We were all kind of helping.

We all just want you to be happy.

I'm flattered.

You all went to so much
trouble to find me a date,

and I wouldn't mind seeing
both of these catchelors

again on a casual basis.

What about the dance? Can we have one?

Of course.

I've got two dates, baby.

Let's get out of here, boys.

[energetic music]

I have three brothers and one sister.

We just like to hang out
with each other, honestly.


I'm close to both of my parents.

My mom and I have been close
since the beginning,

even though she needs some help
with her dances.


My younger siblings
definitely look up to me,


so I definitely make sure
to set a great example.

And my dad is my manager,
so we're always together


when I'm on TV or making music.

-There you go.
-Okay.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

And that's life with that girl Lay Lay.

[cheers and applause]
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