(rhythmic dance music playing)
(music warps, echoes)
(breathing heavily)
(gasps)
(music turns ominous)
(doors crashing)
(breathing heavily)
Ingrid?
(nurse) Sorry, you can't go back there.
The waiting room is right in there.
I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait.
Take her to room three.
(dramatic musical flourish)
(dramatic musical flourish)
(doctor) How is the princess doing?
I'm fine.
- Mm.
- (man) Did you get her results?
(doctor) Yes, Your Majesty.
In addition to alcohol we found traces
of benzodiazepine
and cocaine in her system,
but the tests show
no signs of organ damage, so...
- Cocaine?
- Yes, and benzodiazepine.
It's something you would
find in powerful sedatives,
like in Sobril for instance.
Due to how addictive it can be,
we'd recommend the princess be admitted
for psychiatric care.
(woman) No, Doctor.
That won't be necessary.
I understand, Your Majesty.
- (door opens)
- (indistinct chatter)
(door closes)
(Queen Sofia) What were you thinking?
I don't know.
(Queen Sofia) Did you even consider
what the consequences could be
if this got out?
How damaging it could be?
For you and for everyone.
You'll never do this again.
Understood?
- Do you understand?
- Yes.
Good.
(serious orchestral string music playing)
(boy) So, back to school, huh?
Margrethe.
Margrethe?
Just try not to worry.
- They've probably forgott...
- Kalle!
I don't really need a pep-talk right now.
- Okay, sure.
- I'm fine.
Sure. Sorry.
(sighs)
(Kalle) So you're not freaking out at all?
No, I'm actually not.
(knocking)
- (Kalle) Hey.
- Hey. (chuckles)
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How do you feel?
- Fine.
Did you get your results,
or are they still waiting?
Did they find out if
Uh
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
- Didn't mean to pry.
- Great, then don't.
("One" by Sky Ferreira playing)
(both chuckle)
(message notification chimes)
MARGRETHE WAS PICKED UP IN AN AMBULANCE!!!
ANYONE KNOW WHY?
HEARD SHE FREAKED OUT
SHE WAS WASTED, HAD TO GET PUMPED.
RELIABLE SOURCE SAYS SHE WAS DEHYDRATED.
DEHYDRATED? WTF? SHE DRANK SO MUCH!
MISS PERFECT IS IN TROUBLE
WHAT A f*cked UP ROYAL FAMILY
ROLE MODEL, OR WHAT?
TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T DIE!!!
GET A GRIP! I FEEL SORRY FOR HER!!
Oh, you're here. Oh!
- Hi.
- Hey.
(school bell ringing)
- (boy) Hey, what's up?
- Hi!
Thanks for prom.
Sure.
You got so drunk. I mean, I got drunk too.
You had quite the dramatic exit,
flashing lights
I should get going.
Yeah, right. I should go as well.
I'll see you round, I guess.
- So what did he want?
- Nothing.
Don't know how to shut you off
Don't know how to keep this going now
I feel like I'm about to rust
Ruin my heart, I'll buy another one
Hey.
Hey. I'm sick and tired
of people asking how you're doing.
But I, uh
How are you doing?
(chuckles) assh*le.
(chuckles)
I thought you were gonna die.
Hey
Don't you cry on me. Be a man.
No, you be a man.
(both chuckle)
And now all I can hear is "one"
(music fades)
- (girl) So, uh
- Yeah?
(girl) Um
Do you want to tell me what happened
at prom with Gustav Heger.
I, um
I'm not sure.
(ominous music playing)
(Margrethe) Mm.
Mm.
Nothing really happened, but
I mean nothing happened. Don't worry.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. I'm sure.
Okay.
(message notification chimes)
(girl) Alexander?
Wait, you mean
Prince Alexander of Denmark? (chuckles)
- That Alexander?
- That's him.
Oh my God. He likes you?
He doesn't like me like that.
He's just being nice, Ingrid.
- Oh sure. Yeah. I believe that.
- Yeah.
- So we got a winky face and a big heart?
- Yeah.
"Hope that we can see eachother soon."
You're crazy
if you think that means anything.
Maybe I am, but you never know.
That heart's pretty obvious though.
Just sayin'.
- Thanks for that.
- Where should we
Wanna go to the rec room?
Wait, are you hungry, though?
(Ingrid) Yeah,
I was actually starving, so
- Yo, girls! What's up?
- Hi, Jens!
- Hi.
- Hey. Did it go well today?
Mm-hmm.
- That's good.
- Margrethe has a new crush.
- Stop it.
- Isn't that nice.
No, it's nothing.
Is he cute, then? I mean she, or they.
- He.
- It's, uh, Prince Alexander of Denmark.
- Ooh, la, la, la, la.
- (Ingrid) Mm-hmm.
Ingrid is exaggerating.
He's just sent me a text.
- It was a very sweet text.
- Yeah, it was nice. Very nice.
(Jens) Speaking of which, have you seen
those beach photos of Alexander
that have been floating around?
He's looking very symmetrical.
(both tittering)
No, I try to avoid seeing
photos from the paparazzi
- I'm just gonna
- Yeah.
- Be there soon.
- Sure.
(groans) No.
Please, dear. It hurts my eyes.
It's four o'clock, Mom.
I'm thinking, um
about the hospital opening tomorrow.
Do I have to?
Yes, dear.
I know that
it'd be weird if I wasn't there.
(Queen Sofia)
Then there's nothing to discuss.
This has been planned for some time.
We have to do it.
You're the strongest of us.
Margrethe?
Yeah?
Close the door behind you.
(poignant music playing)
(groans) It's telling me
to find the number A,
but A isn't a f*cking number,
it's a letter.
How was your mom doing?
Um, you know, the usual.
Hey
(sobs)
(emotional music playing)
(Ingrid) Everything will be okay.
And what if it won't be?
Then it'll go to sh*t.
(laughs, sniffs)
- Deep stuff.
- (both laughing)
You should get a career as, um
a motivational speaker,
since you are so inspiring
and motivating. (chuckles)
(inhales) Yeah,
I'll need something to fall back on
when I eventually fail out
of high school, so
Come on. Stop it. You won't fail.
I promise.
What exercise was it?
Seven, something like that.
(serious orchestral strings playing)
(overlapping chatter)
(reporter 1) How does the princess feel
about returning to the hospital
she herself was treated at?
I'm grateful for all the help
I received during my stay, and yeah,
I have nothing but deep respect
for our Norwegian health care.
- (reporter 1) Thank you.
- Thank you.
(reporter 2) Could the princess provide
comment regarding the reason for her stay?
Sorry, the royal family will not be taking
any personal questions today.
- (man) Welcome, Your Highness.
- (King Sverre) Thank you.
Over here, we've got the new ward.
You'll see the new ward later.
(Sverre) Sounds great.
(music turns uneasy)
(music warps)
(breathing heavily)
(doctor) benzodiazepine and cocaine
(Queen Sofia) You'll never do this again.
- (King Sverre) Margrethe?
- (sighs)
Margrethe?
Are you okay?
Hmm.
- (PR rep) Your Majesty?
- Yeah.
(giggling)
Come on. (chuckles)
- Awesome.
- (both continue chuckling)
- Ready for the surprise party?
- Yeah!
Look what I got.
Nice!
She's gonna love it. Want one?
Mm. Sure.
- Hmm?
- No, thank you.
- I got two of them
- What, two. Yeah.
(both continue chuckling)
("Serotonin" by Girl In Red playing)
I'm running low on serotonin
Chemical imbalance
Got me twisting things
Stabilize with medicine
There's no depth to these feelings
Dig deep, can't hide
From the corners of my mind
I'm terrified of what's inside
- (Ingrid) Hi.
- (gasps)
- (Ingrid) Hi.
- (girl) Hi.
(music continues over sound system)
- (Ingrid) Hi, babe.
- Hey.
There you go.
- Hey, Lena!
- Hi.
Hold it like this. Your hand goes here.
Just relax.
Think you're gonna be queen someday,
you need to know all of this.
Hey, she's here. Get ready. Come on, guys.
Chemical imbalance
got me twisting things
Stabilize
(all) Surprise!
(all cheering)
to you
Happy birthday, dear Tess
Happy birthday to you
(rhythmic dance music playing)
- (boy 1) Done dancing already?
- Yeah, I just
I get self-concious. (chuckles)
And I just So
Yeah, I get it. But you're good, though?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm good.
- Good.
Are you good?
- Yeah, I'm really good.
- Okay. That's good.
(chuckles)
So Yeah.
- What?
- There's confetti in your hair.
- Confetti, really?
- Yeah.
(both chuckle)
- Is there any in your hair?
- Not sure. Can you check?
Actually, I found one.
- Is there?
- Mm-hmm.
It's like a bird's nest in there,
honestly. Sorry, it's
(boy 1) Don't worry. I got it.
Perfect.
- What, do I have more?
- I think there's one more.
Here.
- Uh, sorry. I just thought
- No, I was No.
- I guess I misunderstood.
- (boy 2) Hey, DJ Arnie!
You gotta play your song, man.
Nah, it's not done yet, it's
Come on.
This is the perfect place to play it.
("Basement Party" by RebMoe playing)
Don't need you to belong to me
Maybe I'll always just be
A little bit lost
A little bit mad
A little bit I crashed your party
Said it was my dad
I am free
Don't want you to belong to me
(Gustav) Hey, how's everyone doing?
(boy 3) Good.
(indistinct chatter)
- (girl) Oh Hey!
- How you doing? We'll be back
(exhales)
(warping sounds)
(both chuckling)
- (Margrethe) Do it like on a catwalk.
- Fine. I'll strut the catwalk for you.
- Not like I haven't done it before.
- Oh yeah?
- I've been around.
- I can tell. You're a model.
- Are you ready for this?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm ready.
Ooh. (gasps)
- Ooh.
- You like this, don't ya?
Oh yeah!
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh.
- Mm. (chuckles)
- (recording sound chimes)
(Gustav) Hold on.
Wait. Wait.
Oh my God. This is so weird.
This bag got in my pocket somehow.
I should probably give it a sniff
to make sure.
You know what it is, right?
You know, you gotta be safe.
- (giggles)
- It's a brilliant idea, don't you think?
We just need to make sure
that it's all safe.
(sniffs powerfully)
- Oh, I sniffed it a little too hard.
- Give me.
- It all flew up my nose.
- Can I have some?
Yeah, go ahead.
I didn't know, uh, cocaine was your thing.
- (recording chimes)
- (exhales)
How you doing now, Princess?
I am doing horribly,
but I do feel fantastic.
- (sniffs)
- (Gustav chuckles)
Whoa.
You heard it here first. She's horrible,
but fantastic. Now back to the studio.
- (recording sound chimes)
- You know, you're nothing like I expected.
Not at all.
- What did you expect me to be like?
- I thought you'd be way more
- Like this?
- smile and wave.
- Smile and wave?
- Uh-huh.
(Margrethe) Mm. (chuckles)
- That's just my mask, Gustav.
- Your mask? I see.
- What kind of mask is it?
- One I can put on whenever I want.
- Really?
- Why, wanna see?
- Yeah, show me.
- Do I have to?
Yeah.
- What? Is it on now?
- No.
- My bad.
- Two seconds.
(clears throat)
(clears throat, sniffs)
(exhales) I am incredibly grateful
to be standing before none other
than the great Gustav Heger,
joining me today.
Tonight, at this amazing prom,
where everything went to sh*t.
- Wow! Incredible.
- Where I've been so fake and disgusting.
No, you're still f*cking hot.
Don't say that.
You're not disgusting. You're hot as hell.
- Do you really mean that?
- Yeah, I mean it.
- So hot. Am I hot too?
- You're not bad either.
- Okay. Really.
- Uh-huh.
(emotional music playing)
The video.
- The video, you have to delete it.
- Relax, I'll do it later.
No, you need to delete it now.
- Come on. Where is your phone?
- Yeah, okay. I'll take care of it.
Isn't this so romantic?
What do you mean?
Is it wrong to ask you to delete it?
No, it's just Yeah.
What the f*ck? You're posting it?
- Trying to delete
- What the hell are you up to?
- Give me my phone back!
- What the f*ck?
- (phone clattering)
- How dare you, assh*le!
(Gustav) Oh my God!
(Margrethe echoes) I'm out of here.
(inhales deeply)
- (warped sounds)
- (breathing heavily)
- (dance music continues)
- (sighs)
(overlapping chatter, laughing)
(sniffs)
(overlapping chatter continues)
(whispers) Come here.
- (Gustav) Hey, you.
- Hi.
- Hey, cheers.
- Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers. You good?
- Yeah. How about you? Having fun?
Mm.
- Yeah, lot's of fun.
- Yeah? That's nice.
- So
- So, about that video?
- From prom.
- Ah.
I was wondering if you deleted it,
or something like that, or
- Oh right. I, uh Yeah.
- Yeah?
- It's deleted, for sure.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- You really deleted it?
- Yeah, I deleted it.
- Okay. (exhales, chuckles)
- Is that why you came?
- Yes!
All right.
(both giggle)
- Yeah.
- Oh, what a relief.
- It's
- Thank you.
I mean, it's deleted,
but you know, there's like
uh, the cloud,
or, you know, I've got other devices.
What devices?
(Gustav) Maybe you can drop by some day.
Thinking maybe we can sit down,
take a look at it together.
It's, uh
It's a bit complicated. (chuckles)
So feel free to drop by, that way we
can make sure it's really gone.
(ominous music building)
Yeah?
Oh, and I think
you owe me a new phone.
So, you know
Yeah.
Come on over.
Just don't call me, 'cause you know
You can just ring the doorbell.
(sighs)
(breathing heavily)
(music fades)
(message notification chimes)
(sniffs)
(Gustav breathing heavily)
(ominous music building)
(sharp breath)
(music fades)
No.
(keys clacking)
TO GUSTAV
DELETE THE VIDEO FROM THE DANCE,
YOU f*cking PSYCHOPATH
(distant giggling)
- (Lena and Kalle chuckle)
- (Lena) You're gonna drop me!
You'll drop me! Stop.
Put me down. Put me down.
Back it off!
- I totally had it.
- You weren't in control.
- You weren't
- After you.
Thank you. (giggles)
(Lena sighs)
Good morning.
Morning.
(Lena) Ah.
I thought we agreed that
Sundays would be for family time.
(scoffs) With what family exactly?
(Lena) The party was fun last night.
Mm-hmm.
- It was.
- Mm-hmm.
(Kalle) Totally.
Did you hear Fanny left with Arnie?
- No. Really? Those two?
- Yes! Yeah. Yeah.
- I never would've guessed.
- (both chuckle)
Margrethe, do you know about this?
No, I
(Lena) It'd be nice if that did.
The group could use one more couple.
- True.
- Can't say it wouldn't be cool.
(Kalle) Very cool.
We've received a special request
directly from the Danish court.
They want to stay close to home
for Easter this year.
Excuse me,
but shouldn't Mom be joining us for this?
No. Your mom needs to rest.
So the Danish royals suggested
that they come her to Norway
and visit you at the cabin.
Prince Alexander has become
quite fond of Norwegian nature.
I think this trip would be a great plan.
(Margrethe) Oh yes.
Hear me out. Mom loves to hang out
with Louise, and we love
hanging with
them.
So why don't we just k*ll two birds
with one stone by getting some fresh air
all the while, you cheer Mom up a little?
- I guess we could, um
- (PR rep) I agree!
That would be great.
So it's decided, then.
- Perfect.
- Great.
(serious orchestral strings playing)
Good meeting, guys. Thanks.
(Jens) That's all right.
Can't forget alpine boots for Kalle.
And Margrethe will need a new helmet.
I'm thinking about you too.
I know.
It just wouldn't work.
Hey, ready to go.
I'll be joining you very soon.
Take care.
Have a nice trip.
(Jens) Enjoy your ride.
- Don't you look great, Your Highness.
- Thank you.
So the plan is,
you and I will take the Volvo together
and Kalle will go with Margrethe.
But you kinda have to come ski with me.
Yeah, but
If Lena doesn't want to, I can't
You know, you can just tell me
if you're too scared.
(Kalle) Oh, you think I'm scared.
(orchestral string music continues)
Kalle, do you know
who Dad was gonna go meet?
Wait. You gotta check this.
Can I use the Bluetooth?
(dance music plays over radio)
(chuckles)
Just listen to it, okay?
No!
- That's Arnie?
- DJ Arnie!
- (chuckles)
- Are you serious?
(music stops)
(Louise) Sofia?
- (Sofia) Hi!
- There they are.
- Hi there. We're all finally here.
- It's so good to see you.
- Hi.
- You look lovely.
It's so nice to see you.
- It's been far too long.
- Excuse me.
- We're just so happy to be here.
- Alexander is
Uh, yeah. I believe he's on the terrace.
- (Louise) I have something to give you.
- You do?
- It's in the other room.
- (chuckles)
(indistinct background chatter)
(singing indistinctly)
It feels nice, doesn't it?
- Yeah, it's very beautiful.
- (chuckles)
- Look at you!
- (Margrethe) Hey, Alexander.
- It's been way too long!
- Yeah.
It's been way too long.
(chuckles nervously)
So you're relaxing out here?
Oh yeah. I was just enjoying
the Norwegian landscape.
This must be so different than your home,
uh, back in Denmark.
- Right?
- It's much flatter back home. Very flat.
- Yeah, flat. Mm-hm.
- Really flat. Yeah.
So you just get here?
Hmm?
Um.
So did you just arrive?
- Yeah, we just made it here.
- Sure.
Just got in. Your Norwegian's great.
Watch out or I'll be more Norwegian
than Danish by the time we leave.
It's perfect, that's all. That's all.
- Tell them, Mom.
- No, no, no. I had told Christian
that I was a remarkable skier.
- Remarkable.
- Stop!
I told him I could ski
in order to impress him
because he had just started dating.
Yeah, and I was so nervous
'cause I hadn't been skiing much,
but I rode that lift all the way
to the very top.
By the time I got to the top,
my entire body had gone numb.
- (Louise) That's not true!
- Sverre took off like a true Norwegian.
- He did!
- (all laughing)
(Louise) Christian practically fell over.
- So embarrassing.
- (all laughing)
Alexander.
- None for me. Thank you so much.
- Alexander is a vegetarian.
Right?
Someone has to set a good example
in the family.
And I can't expect you to do it.
(Louise) Today's youth.
Anyway, somehow I managed to intertwine
both of my skis with Sofia's
and with Christian's skis
at the same time.
- Both of them?
- Can you believe it?
All I remember is the three of us
laying there in a pile
with our skis
and poles all over the place.
(chuckling)
- Like
- What's so funny?
- Hello! Hi.
- Oh Hey. Great to see you.
(Louise) You made it!
Yeah, finally here. Hi, Louise.
- Thought you'd never come.
- Sorry it took so long.
Glad you're here. (giggles)
- Hey there.
- (Alexander) Hey there.
- Good to see you.
- Yeah. Really well.
- Looking great. (chuckles)
- You too.
Well, I'd like to apologize for my delay.
Take it you were out
on another adventure, like usual.
(melancholy music playing)
(clears throat)
One of your fishing trips, I mean.
You've always been a busy man.
Oh yeah, right.
That's for sure. (chuckles)
(Louise sighs)
Okay, shall we toast?
- Absolutely. Cheers!
- (Louise) Cheers!
- (Sverre) Thank you all for joining us.
- Cheers.
It's great to get everyone together.
(Louise) It's been far too long. (giggles)
- (Christian) Cheers.
- Cheers.
Cheers.
("Beach House"
by Disaster In The Universe" playing)
Another clime cries
Brings out some weird, vivid sights
And my antenna
Try hard to simplify
So I run
'Til the sea surrounds me
And the palms cover
You're so tempered
That's why I don't know,
I'm in my mind
I just intended to...
- (knocking on door)
- (music halts)
- Hello?
- (door opens)
- Morning.
- Morning!
- (Alexander) Did I wake you?
- Hmm?
- Did I wake you?
- Huh?
Did I wake you up?
What? No, no. I've been awake
for a while now. (clears throat)
Perfect, because I was wondering if
you wanted to come join me on the slopes?
Yeah, sure. I'd love to come.
Mm When were you thinking?
Pretty soon if that's possible.
Soon. Okay, yeah, um
Just give me five minutes, then
- Sure.
- . to, uh, get changed.
- Okay?
- Perfect.
- I'll wait for you out front.
- Yeah.
See you.
The sun comes down into the sea
(groans)
The sun comes down into the sea
- You look good.
- Thank you.
Royals need to stick together, am I right?
There's too few of us left.
It's not exactly like we've been given
an easy job, right? It's really not.
Everyone expects us to be
just so f*cking perfect all the time.
It's a hard job.
Especially when the monarchy
has become so fragile lately.
Imagine being the one
who's responsible for the fall of royalty.
Know what I mean?
Just one tiny scandal, and hundreds
of years of history will just be
gone.
(blows)
Like that.
Imagine having that
next to your name in history books.
(warping sounds)
You know, there's also the cloud,
and I've got other devices.
What devices?
That stuff's kinda complicated,
so feel free to drop by.
Yeah. I've got other devices.
Thanks for coming out here by the way.
The snow on the mountain's perfect today.
I am doing horribly, but I feel fantastic.
(inhales, sniffs)
Woo-hoo!
(warping sounds)
(lift powering down)
(Alexander chuckles) Woo!
(chuckles)
Oh. (breathing heavily)
Margrethe? Margrethe?
Margrethe, are you okay?
What's happening? What's wrong?
- Come on. Everything's all right.
- Sorry (panting)
What's wrong? Hello, you there?
Come on. It's all good. It's good.
- Oh my God. I can't do it.
- Give me your hand.
Oh no.
(Alexander) Don't look down.
Just don't look down.
(panting continues)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Look at me. No, look at me.
- (panting)
- Hey.
Can't you turn towards me? You can do it.
A little more. A bit more, please.
Thank you. Now, do as I say.
Okay? You understand me?
You need to do just as I say. Trust me.
Have you breathed in a square before?
No? Okay.
I'm gonna need you to picture a square.
Keep your eyes on me.
Keep your eyes on me.
Okay, now picture a square.
You see the square?
You see it? Okay, now slowly breathe in.
(inhales)
(breathing deeply)
In and out.
Yeah, you've got it.
Look at you.
You're good at breathing in a square.
It should help.
("Yessir" by Kars & Angelo playing)
(upbeat dance music continues)
Ready?
Are we skiing down that?
Yeah. Let's go down.
(Alexander) Wait! Holy sh*t! (chuckles)
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay! (chuckles)
sh*t. (chuckles)
That was totally on purpose.
Okay. Yeah, right.
(Alexander)
Oh, I got a little something for you.
(Margrethe) Oh, did you?
- Close your eyes and put your hand out.
- Okay.
(Alexander) Boom.
Open them.
- (chuckles)
- Oh wow.
- How Norwegian.
- Mm-hmm.
- Have you had this before?
- No, can't say I have.
- First time for everything.
- Yeah.
- Wait.
- Mm-hmm.
Whoa, uh
- You know you can... Okay.
- I got it. For you. (chuckles)
Mm.
- It's really the best chocolate.
- I agree.
You do?
Are you feeling better now?
Yeah.
I'm just afraid of heights.
(Alexander) Mm-hmm.
- So
- Okay.
I'm feeling better though.
Really, I'm sorry I scared you.
- No, no worries. You're all good.
- I just
Does it often happen to you?
(Margrethe)
It only really happens with heights.
Thankfully.
Well, I wasn't really
I wasn't talking about that,
but rather your anxiety
and the panic att*ck.
But I don't
have anxiety.
I really don't.
Okay.
- I'm telling you, I don't.
- Okay, I hear ya.
My mom does though.
I'm I'm not really crying.
It's just wind.
Yeah, we tell everyone it's ME.
Mm-hmm.
But it's not.
It's severe anxiety.
That's why she doesn't
yeah, spend much time with us lately.
Mm.
(emotional music playing)
Must be
Must be hard.
I can only imagine.
I mean, for all of you.
And for her, of course.
Yeah. It is what it is.
Would you ever believe that we are
1379 meters in the air right now?
(gasps)
I don't have any idea what you said,
but that's cool.
- I guess that means we're really high up.
- I know everything.
- Oh wow. Okay.
- Shh. Don't tell anyone.
(both chuckle)
(rhythmic dance music
playing through speakers)
Is that Is Kalle over there?
Sure.
Should we go say hello?
Yeah, we. I just thought
we were going for another run, right?
Let's do that afterwards.
We should hang out with them first.
Don't you think?
Okay.
Come on.
(overlapping chatter)
- Hey. Ahh
- (Alexander) Hi.
- Nice seeing you. How you doing?
- Same here.
Guys, this is Prince Alexander of Denmark.
Nice meeting you all.
Thanks for having me.
- Hi.
- Alexander.
- Ingrid.
- Ingrid?
- Yeah.
- It's nice meeting you.
(Ingrid) Pleasure.
Let's drink. Thanks for that. Cheers.
- Cheers.
- (Ingrid) Cheers.
(friends cheering)
(whooping)
Guess who talked to the DJ
and requested us a song?
- It's his song.
- His song?
Mm-hmm.
(Arnie's song playing through speakers)
Hey, it's hard to dance in ski boots.
(Margrethe) Right.
(Alexander chuckles)
Do you know where the bathroom is?
(whooping, giggling)
Yeah, there. Over there.
(Ingrid) Hey!
You two look so cute together.
- He's perfect for you. Just perfect.
- I know.
- He's way hotter in person. Seriously.
- (Ingrid) Now.
Please try not to be
Princess "I Don't Want To."
I will try my best, then.
- Yeah!
- Awesome.
(Arnie's song building)
(music halts)
It was very nice meeting your friends.
Mm-hmm.
So what are we doing tonight?
Um, we're going to Ingrid's.
I'm gonna take a quick shower,
but why don't we meet up
and drive to Ingrid's together, hmm?
For sure. Mm-hmm.
- Perfect. See you later.
- Yep.
(upbeat rap music playing)
f*ck.
(sighs)
(music fades)
(Alexander hums)
(gasps)
Hm.
Okay, uh
What are you doing?
I just thought Yeah.
So you
You thought that the two of us would
Yeah, I mean, just 'cause your texts,
and up on the lift.
So Yeah. Yep.
Uh
Uh
Okay, uh, yeah
Mm I'm sorry.
(sniffs) Mm.
- You don't need to
- I shouldn't have
This is the stupidest thing
I have ever done.
Um
Hmm.
- I apologize.
- No, stop. You shouldn't be apologizing.
Margrethe, this is
Look, this is probably my fault as well.
I'm sorry if I was giving you any
mixed signals or whatever.
I don't know,
but I didn't mean to lead you on.
That's really not what I wanted.
So, you see?
You're like
(sighs)
It's just
I mean, you've always been like
a little sister to me.
Okay.
Okay, Margrethe, I have an idea.
What if we just forget about this.
Pretend it never happened.
Margre
(sighs)
("Bad Idea" by Girl In Red playing)
Calling you up
Was such a bad idea
'Cause now I'm even more lost
It was a bad idea
To think you were the one
(sniffs)
(door knocking)
(Alexander) Margrethe?
I just wanted to let you know
that I'm heading over to Ingrids.
So I'm hoping I'll see you there.
(sniffs)
"Darling, you're so pretty, it hurts"
You pushed me up against my wall
Threw my clothes down on the floor
"Darling, are you ready for more?"
(message notification chimes)
FROM INGRID
HOW WAS?
(sighs)
f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!
(grunts) Funk!
f*ck!
(dance music playing in distance)
(overlapping chatter)
(unclearly) Redcurrants with cream.
(all chuckle, chat indistinctly)
(Ingrid laughs)
- Margrethe, hey!
- Hi.
What's up? Alexander said
you'd already gone to bed, so I
- Yeah, well we need to talk. Over here?
- Oh. Okay.
- What's wrong? Did something happen?
- Yes, something happened. It's your fault!
Huh? What are you talking about?
(sighs) I'm talking about how
you're always saying everyday things like,
"You gotta go for it," or like,
"He's into you," or, "He wants you."
Or, "Don't be Princess 'I Don't Want To.'"
Sorry. I was just trying to help you.
"Trying to help me?" Don't you see
that it fucks with my head?
Can't you just calm down
and tell me what happened?
Oh sure.
(scoffs)
Of course that's what's on your mind,
did I get laid?
If I got f*cked. If I slept with him.
If I popped my f*cking cherry
or whatever the hell.
Is that what you think?
You think that's all I care about?
What am I supposed to think?
Not when you f*cking talk about it
all the f*cking time.
(scoffs) Are Are you that stupid?
Can you think about anything else?
Does everything have to just go in one ear
and out the other?
Like, oh my God.
Where do you get off, Ingrid?
Just give me some f*cking space!
Get off my case.
- I can't breathe without you down my back!
- Okay, fine then!
I'll give you some space.
(message notification chimes)
FROM GUSTAV
I HEAR YOU'RE IN HEMSEDAL.
I AM AT STAVKROA, COME HERE!
(chatting indistinctly)
(bustling chatter)
(upbeat dance music playing)
- (Gustav) How's everyone doing?
- Hey.
- What the f*ck? What's up?
- Hi.
- Good to see you.
- Yeah, uh
I didn't think that you'd come.
- Can we talk somewhere?
- You want anything?
Yeah, sure.
I, uh
- Do you wanna come inside, or
- No, no, uh
No?
So, I don't What
What am I supposed to
Like, what do you want me to do for
I don't understand, uh, what
what you wanna
for you to delete that video?
Look, you don't have to do anything
honestly. (chuckles)
But, maybe we could, uh
grab a ride and go back to my place
so we can continue where we left off.
Does it turn you on, pressuring girls
for sex, or what the f*ck?
- Is that your thing?
- No, it's not.
- No. No, that's not.
- Forcing yourself on people?
What the f*ck?
- Are you insane?
- Then what's wrong with you?
That's You're out of your mind.
Seriously? Well, maybe I prefer being
a crazy virgin for the rest of my life
than sleep with
a pathetic assh*le like yourself.
What an assh*le!
Excuse me. Let me through.
- I'm afraid I can't, ma'am.
- Why not?
(security guard)
First off, the line starts there.
- Yeah, I see it.
- Secondly, you're way too drunk.
- Okay, I'm going...
- No, no. Stop.
Do you know who I am?
Yeah, yeah, I'm aware of who you are,
Your Highness.
- Right, then.
- But you are still drunk, you see?
So the best thing to do is
for Your Majesty to go home
and go get yourself some water.
Okay.
What the f*ck?
This is not f*cking cool. This is crazy.
(laughing sarcastically)
(music intensifies, halts)
(window buzzes)
(man) Hey!
Are you okay?
Are you lost?
(chuckles) Hold on.
Aren't you the Princess of Norway?
What What are you doing here?
Or I mean, Your Majesty.
Um, does Your Majesty need some help?
Sure.
(exhales, sniffs)
- (clears throat)
- (man) Want me to drive you home?
No, but you can drive me back
to your place.
And then we can f*ck.
Huh?
Yeah, you heard what I said.
You can't be serious.
This is a joke, right?
No.
Well, I'm sorry,
but I actually need to go home,
- I can drop you off
- Never mind, then.
(man) Hey, you shouldn't be
out there alone. Hey, Your Royal...
Hey, Your Royal Highness.
Hey, you can't just run off like that!
- Hey, careful, there's water and rocks
- Oh! sh*t!
- Watch it, you could fall.
- (giggles) That's crazy.
Okay, a girl like you,
you can't just run off.
No?
Look, I'm gonna give you
a ride home, okay?
("Sweet Boy" by FLTY BRGR GRL playing)
Does he even know?
I call him everyday
He never calls me back
TO JENS
I'M SLEEPING AT INGRID'S
WILL YOU TELL MOM AND DAD?
FROM JENS
OKAY. ENJOY YOURSELF.
Yeah, he loves me so...
(music halts)
(Margrethe breathes heavily)
(sniffs)
- (man) Hey, what what are you
- (chuckles)
Hey. Hey!
Hey, I don't think
that's very smart of you. Okay?
But, uh, yeah. My place is a little, uh
a little messy.
But I'll take the couch
and you can have the bed.
Just let me get it ready, okay?
So, uh
- (grunts)
- (Margrethe giggles)
Hey! Hey!
Just relax already. I'm not trying
to be mean, but you're drunk right now.
I'm not drunk.
- Stop. Yes you are.
- I'm not drunk at all.
Listen, the bed's ready.
You want some water maybe?
- Could a drunk person do this.
- No. No, no. Be careful.
Please be... I need that, so don't drop it.
- Please, okay?
- Two seconds. Relax.
- Please. Careful with that.
- (gasps) Whoops.
Oh.
(coughs, inhales)
You know you kinda have to
sleep with me, don't you?
It's the law.
It's your consti
Consistu
Consistuti
- Constitutional, okay?
- (sighs) That's it.
Your duty.
And it doesn't work that way. Got that?
(clears throat)
All right, then.
(emotional string music playing)
- Um
- You're not even a little tempted?
Am I, like, so unappealing to you?
Listen.
You're the most beautiful woman in Norway.
There's no doubt about that.
- But doing this would be wrong.
- (coughing)
(retching)
- (man) You okay?
- (retching continues)
(man) You need some water?
All right, hold on.
- (coughs, spits)
- Uh, let me get your hair. Okay, uh
Uh, okay.
(sighs)
(birds tweeting)
(sniffs)
(Margrethe titters)
(tittering continues)
- What's up?
- Hey.
- So
- Don't ask.
Yeah, sure.
- Do I have to ride on that thing with you?
- What's wrong?
What, I'm not good enough?
- No, no, that's not it.
- No?
- You It's more than enough.
- Hurry up, then.
Yeah.
(light music playing)
Oh, oh
The stars are melting on your skin
And your heart is b*ating
And you're dancing in the wind
Oh-oh, oh-oh
It's hard enough to stay alone
It's hard enough to lose it all
Oh-oh, oh-oh
There.
- Thanks, Arnie.
- No worries.
No, I, uh I mean it.
Thanks for everything.
- This was very nice of you to do.
- (light rattling)
Oh, um, those aren't really mine.
But that's your bag.
Can I just
(Arnie) Do you know
how addictive these are, Margrethe?
I mean it. They're dangerous.
Can you just please not care?
Fine.
- See you later.
- Yeah. Bye.
Arnie!
("g*nsh*t" by Lykke Li playing)
I am longing for your poison
(door knocking)
(door creaks open)
Where you waited in the rain
I am sire, I am ivy
I am no one, I'm nobody
I am longing for your honey
I am longing for your love
And the sh*t
Goes through my head and back
g*n sh*t
I can't take it back
- (Christian) Welcome to visit anytime.
- Come here!
- Thank you.
- (Louise) So good to see you.
- Good seeing you.
- This is what we needed.
- (Louise) See you.
- (Christian) See you soon.
- Love seeing you.
- You too.
(Louise) Thanks.
Take care until the next time, okay?
I hope I'll see you soon.
- Yeah, I'm sure you will.
- Mm.
Race you to the
- couch!
- (Kalle chuckles)
g*n sh*t
I can't take it back
My heart cracked
Really loved you bad
g*n sh*t
I'll never get you back
And I ache
While you're not here
I can feel you aching
(music fades)
I'm sorry for interrupting, but, um
I received a call
from the communications department
regarding a video
that has just been leaked.
Woo-hoo!
The palace has called an emergency
press conference with the Princess.
Unfortunately,
we need to end your trip early.
(inhales sharply)
(sniffs)
(exhales)
(uneasy music playing)
Margrethe?
Margrethe?
(panting)
What's wrong?
(breathing erratically)
(PR rep) You don't need
to say it verbatim. Use your own words.
But make sure that you own up to it.
I realize that this must be difficult,
but try and put on a brave face.
Try to think happy thoughts.
Yeah, like what?
(PR rep) Puppies, kittens,
whatever you want,
but keep your mind off of this, okay?
- Are you okay, Margrethe?
- I need a sec. (inhales sharply)
(panting)
(exhales)
(breathes deeply, sniffs)
(inhales deeply)
(Sverre) My darling.
You nervous?
Very much so.
(Sverre) It's understandable.
Probably feels like your whole world
is collapsing right now, but
it's going to be okay.
I know it will be, um
Our PR team knows what they're doing.
Is that
Is that what you tell yourself
when you're fooling around
with your mistress?
Um
(Margrethe) That it will be okay
because the PR people will fix it?
My mistress?
Dad, I know what you're doing.
I'm not stupid.
There's no mistress.
(scoffs) Whatever.
I have a lover.
A man.
- Hmm?
- Or at least, I had a lover.
A boyfriend.
His name is Martin.
And he's the reason
why I've been gone so much lately,
because he's dying of
cancer.
Does Mom know?
Yeah.
So is that why (sobs)
Is that the reason you guys are
so f*cked up all the time?
The reason you guys are
Is because Dad's gay?
I mean, this whole time
- Margrethe.
- So Is that why?
That's why I'm so f*cked up all the time?
Because you two have been lying
to me so much.
- You lied to me!
- I know.
- You lied to me!
- No, we've never lied to you.
My whole life! (sobs)
Listen, your mother and I,
we love each other very much.
We're trying to help you, dear. Margrethe.
Yeah. I mean
(sniffs) Like you did at the hospital.
That really was
Yeah, that was super helpful.
I'm sure we could've handled
that better, but, um
You also need to know
the pressure we're under.
It's not like we're normal people.
We don't get to live like them.
But you've got this.
Sweetheart.
You're the strongest of us.
(emotional music playing)
It'll be okay.
- I have to (sighs, sniffs)
- I'll walk you over.
- (PR rep) Princess Margrethe?
- Yeah.
Just remember to breathe with your stomach
and do as we practiced earlier, okay?
(reporter 1) Princess. Princess.
(reporter 2)
Does Your Highness have an addiction?
(reporter 1) Will the princess apologize
to the Norwegian people?
(reporter 3) Princess. Is the leaked video
the reason for the hospitalization?
Please hold.
The princess will make her statement,
then answer any questions you have.
(camera shutters clicking)
First of all,
I would like to express how sorry I am
for everything that has happened.
Um
I would like to apologize to
to the people of Norway
and and to my family.
I promise that
I will never let it happen again.
(sniffs)
But it's just that I, um
I mean, I feel
just so stressed out.
Wait. Not stressed, but
scared.
I feel scared all the time.
Of all kinds of stuff.
And I feel so lonely.
(melancholy music playing)
And all of the dr*gs
and alcohol were
were making me feel
just like everyone else.
Like I was someone
cooler, who's way better
and smarter, but I
I'm not.
Trust me, I'm not. I've tried.
It's just me.
I am Margrethe.
So that's it.
That's all I have to say, so
Thank you all.
- (reporter 1) Princess?
- (reporter 2) Is the princess addicted?
Because the princess has had
a hard time of late,
she wishes to have her privacy respected.
(music turns hopeful)
- Hello. Hi.
- (Fanny) Hi!
- (Margrethe) Uh!
- (Arnie) Mm.
(sighs) How does it feel?
Very scary, but felt good.
- That was brave.
- Thank you, guys.
(phone ringing)
- (Fanny) I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
- Answer it.
- (Lena) That must've been scary.
You did great.
Hello?
Yeah, well some people call me DJ Arnie.
Well, it's a little scary.
I think the PR lady, like, hates me.
- You think so?
- Yeah.
- (friend 1) response was fantastic.
- (friend 2) There's people behind you.
What's up?
- Dude.
- (Lena) What happened?
Um, I was just asked
to open up for TS, guys.
- (Fanny) Wow.
- Seriously?
- What?
- (Lena) Oh my God.
- No. I'm serious. For real.
- Are you serious?
(Ingrid) Wow.
- Arnie!
- (friend 1) Oh my God.
- (Kalle) Yes!
- (friend 2) Insane.
(Kalle) Hey, congrats, man!
(Arnie laughs)
Can we come too?
Oh yeah, you're coming.
Backstage and everything.
(overlapping encouragement)
Hi.
Oh, hey.
- I just wanted to say
- Isn't Arnie's news great?
I'm sorry, what
did you want to say?
I want to apologize to you for Hemsedal.
Don't worry about it. It's okay.
No, it's not.
What I did was
You are not dumb.
(titters)
Yeah, maybe I'm not,
but I'm not exactly
the smartest either, so
The reason why I did that
why I tried to be above you
was because you're better than me.
- No.
- Yeah, yes you are.
- No, I'm not.
- You really are.
- No.
- Come on.
You're a good friend. You're so patient.
Everyone loves you. You're so kind.
You're creative, caring.
I mean, you're like
everything I wish I was.
Can you forgive me?
(laughs)
Of course I'll forgive you, idiot.
- Do you mean it?
- I do.
Oh.
(school bell ringing)
- (sighs)
- Math class.
Math class.
Should we skip?
- What?
- (chuckles)
I'm already an awful role model,
and you're going to fail Math anyway.
(Ingrid) Honestly, good point.
(both chuckle)
("Highs And Lows" by Paper Dog playing)
I could be loving'
I could be losing
Walking for hours
- Did you get to hear the latest gossip?
- No, what's up?
Fanny's got a girlfriend now.
- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.
A senior.
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
I thought Arnie and Fanny had a thing.
Oh, they don't.
Really?
Yeah, at least they don't anymore.
I see.
(Ingrid) Think the two of them
might've been a one time thing, so
Hm.
I also wanted to apologize to you.
For what?
For pressuring you so much.
(scoffs)
Shut up.
It's all right. You're forgiven.
- (giggles)
- Thank you.
It's just
I thought,
with everything you've been going through,
that it might help take your mind
off things if you had a boyfriend, or
But now I've said it out loud, I realize
how stupid it actually sounds, so
Stop.
But
I don't always know what to do
when you keep everything so locked up.
We're going around in circles
Just like we used to
We're searching a solution
A conclusion
I don't know where we belong
Stay the night, then you're gone
Warmer now, but in the end it's cold
Together once, then I'm alone
I'm aware I've seen it all
The highs and lows
I don't know where we belong
Stay the night, then you're gone
Warmer now, but in the end it's cold
Together once, then I'm alone
I'm aware I've seen it all
The highs and lows
I don't know where we belong
Stay the night, then you're gone
Warmer now, but in the end it's cold
Together once, then I'm alone
I'm aware I've seen it all
The highs and lows
Hi.
Hi.
I understand if you're disappointed in me,
but I had to do it.
I'm not disappointed in you.
You're not?
(Sverre) No.
(Margrethe) Then, what's wrong?
It's Martin.
He's, uh
Is he gone?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Hey.
(inhales)
Tomorrow, there's a memorial for him.
(inhales)
You have to go.
I can't.
You can.
Isn't it your turn
to be the brave one here?
I'm afraid it's just not that easy.
Actually it is, Dad.
Come here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Why? What for?
That your mother and I suck so much.
(giggles)
- No, you don't.
- Yeah, we do.
Okay, maybe you do, but like,
not all the time, okay?
(laughs)
I'm doing okay.
(hopeful music playing)
I'm in control.
Are you sure?
Pretty sure.
- I love you, Dad
- I love you.
(upbeat rap music playing)
(chuckles)
Thanks, but I'm sticking to drinks
with less alcohol in them.
(girls laughing)
- (friend) Come on!
- That's it!
- (friend 2) Woo!
- Woo-ooh-ooh!
Ah. Thank you.
Hey, who booked this party bus?
Yeah, it was Margrethe.
- (chuckles) Seriously?
- (friend) Yeah.
Margrethe has her contacts.
Yeah, I mean,
I didn't mean it like that, I just
- You're not usually the type to
- The type to
Uh, to. (chuckles)
You know, let loose. I don't know.
But I always assumed that you thought
that things like this party bus
would've been beneath you.
Like, this isn't a fancy party
where you hold the glass by the stem.
That's fine by me.
I doubt anyone knows how to drink from
a stemmed glass anyways,
(girls laughing)
But I have something for you.
(Lena giggles)
THE QUEEN
Look at that.
Well deserved and a perfect fit.
You just need to work on one thing.
Keeping my brother in check.
(Lena laughs)
Other than that, we're good.
Thanks for this.
(friend) Okay, people. Let's dance.
Come on. Let's go!
(girls whooping)
(overlapping) Cheers!
(phone ringing)
(Arnie) Hello?
Arnie, hey! What's going on?
Sound check okay? I don't know.
Was sound check okay?
Like, I don't know, so
I'm sorry, but
Sorry, but I can't do it. I don't have
any business being on that stage.
Wait, what? Calm down.
Everything's gonna be great.
But what if it's not?
Then it'll all go to sh*t.
But what if I'm not good enough.
I'll just embarrass myself.
But you are. What are you talking about?
You're good good, Arnie.
They're all gonna love you.
I'm sorry, but I can't.
Just tell the others for me, okay?
Wait.
- (call disconnects)
- Arnie?
(lively dance music playing)
- Hi.
- Hello?
I'm looking for my, uh, friend.
He's supposed to be playing, actually.
He's opening for you.
Mm.
- Um, DJ... Yeah!
- DJ Arnie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You seen him?
- He's cute, isn't he?
But have you seen him?
Wait a second. Do I know you?
Maybe.
Have we
- You're asking if No.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Margrethe?
Why are you here?
I'm here to rescue you this time.
You can't back out from this.
It's just a gig, though.
Okay. Maybe it is just a gig,
and you're allowed to back out
if you really want to, but
But not just because
you're scared right now.
I mean, you're too good for that.
But this is, like, a legit show.
So far, it was just for fun.
I don't belong on the same stage as TS.
- What? Come on. The ladies love it.
- Don't be stupid, man.
(indistinct chatter)
(heart-felt music playing)
I think you'll crush them.
You are a hundred times more charming
than that guy. TS.
Do you mean it?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm coming with.
(announcer) All right, right, right.
Gonna get started with our headliner.
I promise, TS is gonna give you
the night of your lives.
But first, let's kick off our evening
with a young, fresh up and comer.
DJ Arnie!
(crowd cheering)
(chanting) Arnie! Arnie! Arnie!
(chanting continues)
(music starts)
Are we feeling alive yet?
Hey, hey.
- (electrics boom)
- I'm sor...
Sorry, technical difficulties.
We'll be We'll be back soon.
I'm sorry, I'm f*cked up
And I know it, I don't give a f*ck
What's up? Lifting up the phone
Life is calling me, but I'm hanging up
I'm a party boy, making a mosh pit
Wearing some jeans, I go batshit
I'm a rock star
I am f*cked up!
- (crowd cheering)
- (music starts up)
People have called me
Twice, three, four times
I am hurt, my wounds need a band aid
They say we need to find
Something else to do
But you can't k*ll the child in me
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh
'Cause there lives
A little devil in me
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh
No, you can't k*ll the child in me
Oh, oh, oh
'Cause there lives
A little devil in me
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh
You won't k*ll the child in me
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheering)
(Arnie's song continues)
(music ends)
(crowd continue cheering)
(light piano music playing)
Oh, oh
The stars are melting on your skin
And your heart is b*ating
And you are dancing in the wind
Oh-oh, oh-oh
It's hard enough to stay alone
It's hard enough to lose it all
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Mm-mm
Well, I see hope in the fire
You know it all
In the quiet
Yeah, I see hope
In the fire
It's turning cold
I leave it all
Mm-mm
Take me
I know you've heard it all before
So come on, just waste me
And then leave me behind
Royalteen: Princess Margrethe (2023)
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