01x08 - The Verdict

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Jury Duty". Aired: April 7 – April 21, 2023.*
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01x08 - The Verdict

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello. My name Ronald.

I am a 29-year-old male.

Number 54.

[SIGHS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

We find the defendant, Trevor

Julian Morris not liable.

Thank you.

Uh, I hereby enter judgment

in favor of the defendant

and against the plaintiff.

Hold on. Just hold on just a second.

Here, I just got one more formality.

[JAKE] I just wanna make sure we

have that clean sh*t to his eye line

when he's turning and

looking at the judge.

It's nerve wrecking.

Are you also nervous?

[JUDGE ROSEN] Mr. Foreperson, could

you come up here with the verdict?

[JAKE] All right. Here we

go. Ready, guys? Here we go.

Take a seat here. I just

got one more formality.

[JAKE] Judge, can you put

your microphone closer to you?

Oh, and just a second here.

I apologize.

Um

as I said weeks ago, when you

first entered this courtroom,

that this is the last

trial of my career,

what I didn't tell you is

it's also the first, uh,

because I'm not a real judge

and you're not a real foreperson.

This is not a real case.

What?

[JUDGE ROSEN] Each

of your fellow jurors,

as well as the defendant,

the plaintiff, Bailiff Nikki, myself,

we're all actors.

[LAUGHTER]

[JUDGE ROSEN] Everything you

saw was carefully planned.

What I'm saying is

it was all fake,

except for one important element, you.

You see, Ronald,

even though the case of Hillgrove

versus Morris wasn't real,

there was most definitely a

trial held inside this courthouse.

You were presented day after

day with countless challenges,

responsibilities, and ethical dilemmas.

You knew Mr. Marsden didn't

cause the sequestration

with his paparazzi stunt

yet you never told a soul.

These paparazzi, are they here for you?

[JAMES] Uh, I believe so.

I've gotten used to it, to be honest.

We put you on a joining

hotel room with Todd,

whose odd demeanor and

obsession with body parts

were specifically

intended to frighten you.

- Oh, hey. What's up, bud?

- [INDISTINCT] hey, what's up?

Nice.

But you didn't shut him out.

You welcomed him into your room

and into your

nonoptimally-designed heart.

You refused to accept Ken's $2,000

even though you b*at him

at Yut fair and square.

- I promise I will owe you

- No.

- Because it is

- No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Which, by the way, all those

rules made up didn't exist.

You took the blame for

Marsden's giant sh*t.

[LAUGHTER]

- So that was you, huh?

- [RONALD] It might have been.

Hmm, obviously.

[JUDGE ROSEN] Ronald,

the list goes on and on.

And perhaps it should

surprise no one, then,

that you accepted the job of foreperson,

a job you didn't even want

and you rose to that challenge as well.

You used your innate sense of compassion

and reason to lead the

jury to a just verdict.

[RONALD] He specifically said

that these tanks had been moved

and Lonnie and I did witness this.

[JUDGE ROSEN] Just as you

considered all the evidence

against the defendant

during this trial and

decided he wasn't liable,

well, we've considered all the

evidence presented during your trial,

and we've decided that

you, Ronald Gladden,

are a hero.

What?

[JUDGE ROSEN]

In recognition of your service,

your kindness, and

strength of character,

I hereby award you

the sum of $100,000.

- Congratulations, Ronald.

- What?

[JUDGE ROSEN] This

case is now adjourned.

[GAVEL BANGS]

[LAUGHTER]

- Are you being serious?

- Congratulations.

Oh, my God.

- No way.

- I'll even bang the gavel, if you want.

No f*cking way.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

You guys are actors?

[JUDGE ROSEN] Guys, come on up.

[JAMES] We love you, bud.

[INDISTINCT] Are you kidding?

What?

- Lonnie, too? You son of a

- Hello, man.

[RONALD] No way.

So now what?

[WOMAN] They're gonna show you the

It doesn't feel real. It really doesn't.

I, I thought it was a joke at first,

but then it's like

everything just kept happening,

so I don't know.

You must have a ton of question,

so, if, uh, you're up for it,

we'd like to take you

behind the, the curtain.

No, I mean that's [BLEEP]

I'm in the discovery phase, so

Yes! Yeah!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[RONALD] Oh, what the

[BLEEP] are you a real cop?

- No.

- No.

[LAUGHTER]

God damn it.

[RASHIDA] Ronald was, like,

so in it, but then he stopped

and took a moment with me and was

like, "So you're not a real cop?"

And I was like, "Not,

not even a chance."

That meant so much to me,

just because it was like,

"I wanted to be the best

bailiff up in this joint."

So I know this ain't a courtroom, too,

but there's a lot more going on

back here than what you think, so

[ALL] Yeah.

[CODY] Are we ready? Are we ready?

Oh, what the [BLEEP]? No way.

This is crazy.

This is crazy.

All right.

Damn. So you guys are all actors?

- They aren't actors.

- So did you get actually get hurt?

- No.

- Oh.

- [WOMAN] [INDISTINCT]

- [MAN] Oh.

- What the [BLEEP]?

- [RONALD] He's a stuntman.

I'd like to think that

I pick up on things

and I'm pretty intuitive,

but they all fooled me.

[WOMAN] Do you want me

to take your order or no?

[ANDREW] She has the hero.

[JAKE] Ms. Parker, ready

for a chat with hero?

[ANDREW] Yeah, he's in

position. I saw him doing it.

[ANDREW] Ms. Parker,

whenever you're ready.

[JAKE] Yeah, we can

send them. Sending hero.

That would be a door right here

and you check in with the clerk.

[JAKE] Tell Nick

they're about to come in.

[WOMAN] Anybody else coming?

[NICHOLAS] So all of this

that you saw when you, like,

checked in that first couple

of rows, not a waiting room.

- [RONALD] Not a waiting room. Not really.

- Okay.

[NICHOLAS] Not a waiting

room. Not technically.

- Do you even remember this room, Ronald?

- [RONALD] I mean, yeah.

[MAN] Spiegel, you can bring

the camera, uh, inside now, too.

[MAN 2] This is amazing.

- I've never [INDISTINCT]

- [MAN] This is f*cking insane.

[MAN] Go into here.

[RONALD] What the [BLEEP]?

Oh, it's a camera spot?

[NATE] We engineered that, so

there were only four open seats.

So I get you to sit kinda

where we want you to. So like

- [RONALD] Really?

- [NATE] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like the, the whole idea

was, when he walks in,

the only sit that should

be open are these seats.

Dude, it was so difficult

to not laugh immediately

when you were like, "Well, I

saw this episode of Family Guy."

- Dude.

- Because like when I brought it up,

like, we had gotten rid of

that because it was like,

there's no way he's going to say

that. It would be too difficult.

But I was like, we were sitting

here for such a long time

that I was like, "Oh,

I'll give it a sh*t."

What do people usually say

when they're trying to,

like, get out of this?

Like what's, like, the movie like?

I'm only going off of the thing

that I've seen on Family Guy

and that's probably not the best thing.

Wait, what was it?

[CODY] And he just said it.

[ANDREW] No, no, no. No [BLEEP] way.

No. No.

[CODY] Ken, tell him he's exactly right.

I did not think Noah would run with it,

but he definitely gave it a sh*t

and it did not work out for him.

Oh, there's a camera in

there, too? God damn it.

[CHRIS] I think we followed him there.

Oh, people were in here?

- [WOMAN] One minute.

- Oh, she hung up.

- What is she saying?

- She said she was mad.

Is there more?

So behind this mirror is a camera.

[LONNIE] What's going on with you, man?

That corner has a camera.

[MAN] I didn't get a chance to move it.

We got a camera behind this door,

cameras inside here,

camera up here.

Every corner of the room has

a camera hidden inside it.

I feel more watched because I'm paranoid

that every mirror I

see is, like, a camera,

and that you guys are recording me,

watching me all the time, for sure.

It was a journey for us

as much as it was for him,

and every day was different.

You couldn't anticipate

how he was going to react.

There is a high-wire element to this.

You know, you're flying without a net.

[JAKE] Everything's going off the rail.

Why are we doing this in the hallway?

So, you're good to go.

Come back, come back.

I accidentally called a

juror by her real name.

[NIKKI] That Cassandra's bag.

Okay. Why don't you

all grab her bag first?

- [RONALD] Whose is it?

- [NIKKI] Cassandra.

[RONALD] Cassandra?

My name's Cassandra Blair.

I play Vanessa.

I got it.

[RONALD] Because we

don't have a Cassandra.

- [LONNIE] Huh?

- [RONALD] We don't have a Cassandra.

We have a who?

She's saying Cassandra.

- We don't have a Cassandra.

- Oh.

The thing is that I was thought as,

you know, never let him see you sweat.

So, when I say, "Hey,

that's Cassandra bag,"

- you are who I'm referring to.

- All right.

I'm Cassandra.

Nice to see you again,

Cassandra. Thank you.

[MEKKI] The entire time

we've been hanging out

and you've known me is that I've

been wearing these glasses

- Oh.

- [MEKKI] Which are props,

and they don't work,

so I can't [BLEEP] see.

- [RONALD] No way.

- [MEKKI] Yeah.

So, like, every time we

were playing a video game,

or watching a movie or anything,

you were sitting over

there, and I was like

- [EDY] Oh, my God. No way.

- [MEKKI] I'm like, really trying to see.

[MARIA] Wait, you never

got it with prescription?

It was too dangerous to go [INDISTINCT]

- [MAN] We found something real.

- [INDISTINCT] for the whole time,

keeping on the reality

the biggest [BLEEP]

we had to do is ordering lunch.

[NICHOLAS] When you come in the

morning, order the same thing

that you've already given to production.

So it looks to Ronald like you're

ordering for the first time,

but it's so they can

have the order ready.

[DAVID] People had to figure

out how to, um, order lunch

for people so that it would seem

like it was coming at a specific time

from the court instead

of from a film production.

That, that was the tricky part,

having a meal, and then

knowing half an hour later

you're gonna have to

have another one on film.

Oh, yeah. Because we

ordered it last night.

Okay.

[JAKE] And the reality over here,

none of them will have eaten.

[WOMAN] What's that?

[JAKE] So we need to sanitize that room

before he comes back.

[BLEEP] dude. Eat up, man.

I don't know when I'll eat again.

[RONALD] Yeah, for real, though.

[KIRK] Sorry. Sorry, man.

So I had to eat a lot.

[MAN] I'll have you seat in

the spot you've always sat at,

and then I'm going to bring everyone in.

- [RONALD] All right.

- [ANDREW] All right?

God, how did I not catch it?

Son of a bitch, man.

Dude.

- You sons of b*tches.

- I know, I know.

- So you guys all met

- Yes.

- for the first time here?

- Yes.

Pretty much. Wow.

Hi, my name Ross Kimball.

Susan Berger.

Pramode Kumar.

Hi, my name is Maria Russell.

Hey, there. I'm Whitney Rice.

I am Ben Seaward.

Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola.

Five-foot-three.

My doctor keep saying I'm five-foot-two.

Well, [BLEEP] them.

All right. Sometimes when I'm

driving, I just sort of, like,

close my eyes for long stretches of it.

Um, and just sort of,

like, see what happens.

I went into this show not knowing,

uh, details about my character

until the weekend before

we started rehearsing.

I think it needs to have, like, Velcro.

What I was told was that Todd

was interested in cybernetics

and to be strange,

but to hopefully as time goes on,

to elicit sympathy.

[WOMAN] Todd, what the hell?

Oh, I thought you were,

like, pulling out a tooth.

- What the hell is that?

- It wasn't working.

It was like a thing that make it

like that you can eat faster

but, uh, the it's

the tooth part, you know.

And then it's like a shark

kind of thing or something.

- [VANESSA] A shark thing?

- [BARBARA] You put extra teeth

- in your mouth?

- You know they have extra.

Just for eating.

I got the audition.

I decided to wear my fake breasts plate.

They're G-cup. They're $100.

Craig comes home and he

got a Free Willy tattoo.

I've always wanted to

be asked to do something

because you want me to do my thing.

If you go in my back door,

it also smells malodorous.

And this was so exactly that.

Hey.

[RONALD] What about you and Noah?

And so, Heidi like

Heidi is his actual girlfriend.

So that's that was real?

- That was real, yeah.

- But her name's Stephanie.

That was my real girlfriend

on the phone, yeah.

Oh. So, that was that was

a ploy, shows her with a guy?

[NOAH] No, no. That was like

a photo that was taken here.

Oh.

- They, they Photoshopped the bulge.

- They put a back drop up there.

God damn it. What about

that bulge? Was that real?

No, that was a cucumber cut in half.

[LAUGHTER]

[RONALD] Was that real? Oh, my God.

Ken, what is what's your name?

[LAUGHTER]

You're gonna love this.

So my name is Ron.

- [JAMES] For real?

- [KEN] It is, it is.

Oh, no way.

[RON] When I found out about being cast,

I was working at UC Irvine

as their Senior Director of

Strategic Pipeline analytics.

My mother collects, um

very rare, uh, Beanie Babies.

Dude, you if your

mom sells a Beanie Baby,

I will mad be at you, Ken.

The Princess Diana.

Don't. No.

[RON] It was hard to talk

as slow as Ken talks

- consistently.

- Oh, it was hard for all of us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah absolutely.

God damn it. I know they're actors,

but they did such a good job.

So, do you are you really

into, like, electronics,

technology, sh*t like that, or

Uh, you know, like, not really.

[LAUGHTER]

[JAKE] James still a little hot

about not getting his longtime perk,

comes and trashes it

because obviously the party is

for him and he doesn't want it.

- I'm feeling like I don't really want it.

- Oh, my God.

What just happened?

[WOMAN] He's upset. He's upset.

Seeing someone lose their

sh*t like that, yeah.

[ROBYN] Oh look, he's fixing it.

He's fixing it.

I saw out of the corner of my

eye and saw his head kind of hang

and I thought oh, I just

kind of punched this guy

in the heart a little bit

because he's such a sweet guy.

At least tell the bailiff we

just don't want him to come back.

I mean, nobody wants him here.

That's outrageous.

[WOMAN] Can I get

Officer, uh, Curtis please?

- [INEZ] You got another cake?

- [JAMES] Dude.

- How are you doing, man?

- James.

- Good to see you.

- [JAMES] Thanks for coming, man.

- I really I really appreciate that.

- [JAMES] Absolutely.

- Oh, man.

- [VANESSA] What?

[ROSS] It's a girl.

[JAMES] Yeah, it's a

it was it was a mistake.

Bond's made a mistake [INDISTINCT]

I wanted to extend, you

know, my genuine apology.

I appreciate the apology, man.

I mean, it is what it

is. You know, it's not

we're not spreading the word, so

- Sorry.

- Hiccups, man. Hiccups.

Dude, yes.

Ronald just keeps giving us every

[INDISTINCT] into that, it would

be really hard to recover tomorrow.

There was a parade of moments

that I thought we're

going to end everything,

that I thought surely no person

would allow this to

continue past this point.

They let you go because of

the James Marsden shutdown?

[DREW] Yeah. [INDISTINCT] like

paparazzi thing and of all that.

I think the judges [INDISTINCT] pissed.

[CHRISTINE] Just hold

on one second, guys.

[RONALD] Um, she literally held us up

just to kind of have

like a little farewell

hardy for the guy that while

we're just standing there waiting.

- [MAN] [INDISTINCT OVER RADIO]

- Bro.

Bro, literally just come to the front.

[CHRISTINE] Just hold on one second.

We're trying to call our supervisor

down here because it's [INDISTINCT]

From the minute he walks in

every single day, even

if he's on the hook,

every single day he needs to

come through the metal detectors.

If something's off at the

door, then your hackles are up,

and then I realized, like, "Oh, I

could be the one who blows this."

The security guard actually

had Jeannie take her phone

and take photos of her,

like, posing with this guy.

It was pretty ridiculous.

The one that I was

the most worried about

was the one where I wear

chair pants to court.

So he sits on them.

They're a chair for him.

- [CHRISTINE] He sits on that?

- [RONALD] Yes.

- No.

- Because there's not enough

- chairs in there.

- No.

This is like reality TV show.

[NOAH] It was it's

just really, really scary.

To think that what's gonna happen

is this person is gonna sit down

and you're gonna say like, hey, do

you know how to fill out this form?

And they're gonna be like

why'd you say that like that?

Are you an actor? Is this all fake?

You're an idiot. You ruined it.

[DAVID] Then when I came into

court with these chair pants,

it was such a move that I thought

it would cause Ronald to just leave

altogether or mentally check out.

- What you waiting for?

- Oh, they were they, they

I wasn't sure if they wanted me to

bring the chair pants in to the

Uh, probably not, I would assume.

Okay.

You know what, you take some

risks sometimes, you know.

Not all of them pay off.

And the opposite happened.

He was really supportive

of the chair pants

and, uh, my future as, uh,

an inventor and engineer.

I'm still reeling at the fact

that this wasn't even a court case,

you know, so I'm still there.

- I thought you did a phenomenal job.

- Why, thank you.

We are actually attorneys and actors.

Obviously yours was, I

mean, scripted, of course,

but man, I was like this

guy is [BLEEP] train wreck.

Like, like

[EVAN] I was a civil litigator in

my two and a half years of practice

and I, I tried nine cases.

It was interesting coming

in to the writer's room

because you guys were like, "You

were literally the only person

that we have found that is competent

at both of these things, like, please."

As you can see here, uh, my

client showed up for work.

[EDY] We didn't see the

animation that he uses

or that the plaintiff's lawyer uses.

We saw it with Ronald

for the first time,

which was that was, like, too much.

What's going on here?

Is he dancing while walking?

[JUDGE ROSEN] Mr. Juror, please

don't make any comments, okay?

I was like, I can't believe

you didn't show us that before.

We had a witness who

was a wonderful actor,

had to do a lot of

technical stuff that

you know, five jerk-offs wrote for him.

Uh, the CDU broke down and

it was due to overheating,

so it made the machine inoperable.

Can you explain for the

jury what CDU stands for?

[MAN] It's a coalescing dryer unit.

[RONALD] I thought you did a great job.

I don't know what a

judge is normally like but

I picture an old cranky judge just

[LAUGHTER]

I've been practicing

law for over 40 years.

What I kinda did was I channeled

all the judges that I've appeared

in front of throughout my career,

who have just been moody as

hell for no rhyme or reason.

You know who John Ratzenberger is?

- Cliff from Cheers?

- Ah.

[JUDGE ROSEN] He was in this courtroom.

He was in an eight-day trial as a juror.

He was an exemplary juror.

And if John Ratzenberger

wasn't a distraction,

you're not gonna be a distraction.

The conspiracy theorist in me

is kinda starting to come alive

and I'm just thinking about, like,

why they would've

done what they've done.

He pissed his pants.

That's what I've noticed.

[MAN] And also that he I

could smell pot and alcohol.

You thought he smelled off, great.

But if that's why, like,

well, he's got to be drunk.

Look, look at him. He passed

out and he pissed in his pants.

- [MAN] But don't say that.

- No, no, that's okay.

[RONALD] So if he smelled

of alcohol and marijuana,

it would just make sense

that they would give him

a you know, a drug test.

The right questions haven't

been ask, is what I would say.

[CODY] I think he was like, I

mean, really, it's kind of his fault

for hiring him, like if

this guy was such a

- [ANDREW] Ronald said that?

- [CODY] Yeah.

And he was like he's such a flagrant,

- like, drunk alcoholic

- [MAN] How is he doing this?

- like why, why [INDISTINCT]

- [MAN] He's read the script.

- He read it.

- Could he share it with them?

[CODY] He literally was like, "It's

kind of on them for hiring him."

If he knew he was getting [BLEEP] up.

[CODY] He was saying literally

as if he read the script.

So the jorf shirts?

It's made up.

[DAVID] Jorf is made up.

- Yeah, so that's not a real word, right?

- It's not a real word.

I was like, yeah, that's

[JAMES] We were terrified

that that wasn't gonna work.

More hateful than all

known slurs combined?

[NICHOLAS] But essentially

[INDISTINCT] the start of business

because of the critical mass of

jurors and I need to clear some tests.

[JAKE] Basically there was we're

gonna say there was a lab error.

Well, it is almost 10:00 AM.

Um, still haven't received

my COVID test for the day.

[DUNCAN] We're going

to be here until 11:00.

We've got a good amount of things

to rehearse here at the factory.

A bunch of work here.

You got your time card.

[DUNCAN] They're coming back down.

We'll cue you guys up,

together everybody back up.

[JAKE] Those of you that are involved

in the upstairs mannequin bed,

I think we are gonna talk through some

A, B, and C on whether he goes easily,

whether we re-approach, and

ultimately if he doesn't go.

Yeah, the whole time

we were in the factory,

we were all just whispering

about, like, is he serious?

[LAUGHTER]

There might there

might be some sh*t up here.

[RONALD] That's the supervisor's office.

But we can check anywhere.

Bailiff Nikki,

we can check anywhere, right?

[NIKKI] You can check anywhere you want.

And you were just like no, dude,

we can't we can't go up there.

It says personnel only.

I was like [BLEEP] he's

not getting up there.

And then, it was only until

Ken and Cassandra went up there.

What's going on here, bro?

[RONALD] If it would've been up to

me, I would've stayed on the floor.

I mean, I didn't think about them,

like, hiding evidence in a backroom.

I wouldn't have gone upstairs.

We had so much fun in Margaritaville.

Oh, my God.

[DAVID] For coverage, if I

turned to take the shirt off,

is it better to go under my

right shoulder or my left?

- [MAN] Probably your right.

- Okay.

- [MAN] Because there's that camera there.

- Thank you.

[MAN] And they can at least get that

- and they've got a camera there, right?

- [DAVID] Yeah, perfect.

- Think of it logically.

- Okay.

I have been on a bus for

a very long time, bathroom.

I [INDISTINCT] every time.

- I have to go to the

- [NIKKI] Okay, go.

Because this is the last time.

Yeah, my head was just

spinning and it's like wow,

okay, this, this shirt that he's

wearing just got us this table

but now there's an, oh, sh*t,

so the people who complained,

were those actors, too? God damn it.

Time out, time out.

So the question is, like, so

did you actually get drunk?

- Were you guys actually

- We were.

They let us have, like, one drink

and the rest of them were virgins.

All those sh*ts that

he and I took are water.

[RONALD] See, that's what

I was wondering. Okay.

All right. All right.

[DUNCAN] If he doesn't

drink, you won't drink.

If he does order a beverage,

everyone else can order one beverage.

Everything else will be virgin.

We couldn't order an

actual drink until you did.

- Oh, my God

- So we were like come on, dude.

Order up.

Did you order yet?

- Negative. Have you?

- No. No.

You're the foreman. You get to order.

Oh, no way, dude.

From just, just for you.

It's 5:00 somewhere.

It's 5:00 right here.

- I was talking about the drink.

- Oh.

Get him first because he's a he's

a he's our, uh, number one guy.

Oh, me first?

Order, Ronald.

Damn, yeah. Let me

do the Mango in Paris.

- [MAN] Mango in Paris?

- [RONALD] Yeah.

[MAN] Cool. Cool. Mango in Paris.

[MAN] What are we doing? Give

him the water. What are we doing?

- [CASSANDRA] We're getting drinks.

- [MAN] Nice.

[JASON] So the, the turd will be

sculpted with either this or this.

- [CODY] Okay.

- [JASON] And will be

we'll have weights inside of it so that

it stays it's not buoyant.

- It stays

- [CODY] Weights inside of it?

- [JASON] Weight inside.

- [CODY] Okay. Okay.

- [JASON] And then it will have a coil.

- [CODY] Okay.

[JASON] And then, I think

I'm gonna have a length

- of it sort of like lapping the bowl.

- [CODY] Love that.

And then we'll leave like a

smear on the side of the bowl?

- [JASON] Absolutely.

- [CODY] Okay.

[JASON] And also, I'm gonna pre,

uh, skid mark some toilet paper.

[CODY] Love, love.

[JASON] So, there'll be some

toilet paper, and the turd,

and the toilet paper,

and then I'm gonna bring

a couple gallons of pre-made toilet

water like during [INDISTINCT]

And then, fill the bowl all

the way to sort of the rim,

and then just have sort of the

turd sticking out like that.

- [CODY] That's beautiful.

- [JASON] We feel good about that?

- [CODY] Love that. One thousand percent.

- [JASON] All right.

[JASON] And then, we reek

the room out with a spray.

[WOMAN] Oh, my God!

- [RONALD] It's so gross.

- [MAN] Look at that baby.

Oh, my God, that's so gross.

It tastes good.

[RONALD] I journaled every day,

not like a, a detailed journal,

but man, because that's all

this crazy sh*t kept happening

and I was like I can't even remember

- all of this stuff, like

- [CASSANDRA] Wow.

It's a sensory overload, man.

You guys threw so much sh*t at me.

- For real?

- [RONALD] Yeah.

I wouldn't

So, did you and Jeannie

actually hook up, or

- No.

- No?

So that whole that

whole soaking thing?

We did record video of us doing that.

Okay.

- I think you should come, like, on top.

- [MEKKI] Okay.

[EDY] But cover

yourself with the covers.

- [MEKKI] Right, right, right.

- [JAMES] Wait, smaller or bigger jumps?

[MEKKI] Uh, smaller jumps.

[EDY] Wait, bigger jumps.

- [JAMES] Okay.

- No, smaller jumps, James, please.

- Smaller jumps.

- [LAUGHTER]

Smaller jumps, please.

- [EDY] All right.

- [LAUGHTER]

Oh, my God.

You know what, I would've

I would've believed it.

Man, it sucks that

this was, like, staged

because, man, you have

no idea how many people

I was gonna tell about that.

You have no idea, man.

James Marsden went and jumped on a bed

so they could have sex that's not sex.

All the crazy sh*t that was

happening and I should've known.

I should've known.

I had so much fun with you.

- [RONALD] I had a great time, yeah.

- [EDY] I know.

I remember we were, like, playing

video games and you went, like,

to me and I was like

I was like, "He's my friend."

I because I liked the people

that I got to know, you know, so

We're good actors. We're not that good.

- Yeah.

- Ninety, ninety percent

of what you saw is really a part of us.

[SUSAN] Yeah, here's the deal.

We all fell in love with you.

[JAMES] Yeah.

[RONALD] I've met some good people here.

Everybody's real nice.

What's up, boys?

Oh, James, baby.

- Justice, bro.

- Will be served.

That's one thing being

here helped me realized is

I need to be helping more people out.

Oh, dude.

Or we go with this one.

I feel like I haven't

really given back in a while

and I miss that feeling.

And it, it does feel good.

[DAVID] Unbelievable.

[RONALD] I didn't even know

they were gonna reveal this sh*t.

[JAMES] No, because I was

like I was like, damn.

[INDISTINCT]

[LAUGHTER]

Really, we just want to thank you.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[RONALD] I told everybody that

I was going into a documentary

about what a juror's life is

like essentially, you know.

I, I don't know how

I'm gonna change that.

I just tell them, I'll say, hey,

I guess I was just in

a show about me, yeah.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[VOCALIZING]

I think I can finally say goodnight

- to this guy right here, yeah?

- [MAN] Yeah.

Thank you for serving Jury Duty.

Yeah. It's my Oh, wait, actually.

So because this wasn't real,

I still could potentially

be called for jury duty.

Damn it.

Okay. Good to know.

Good to know.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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