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(EPIC ORCHESTRA INTRO MUSIC)

(ORCHESTRA MUSIC ENDS)

(VIOLIN PLAYING)

(ACOUSTIC GUITAR STRUMMING)

BIG DADDY:
So it begins,

we're simple folks. Hell
this farm has been in my family

since the w*r
between the states.

We ve raised hogs, chickens and
grown our fair share of corn,

wheat, beans, but the most
important thing we ve raised is

our families.

Then came the damn
corporate farmers trading family

for dollars. The small farmer
started to feel the pinch.

those that didn t go
belly up ended up bending over

selling out to these assholes.

When my pa d*ed I made a promise
to myself. Ain t nobody gonna

take our family farm away. Haha.

I really didn t plan
on growing marijuana.

I tell ya this sh*t is good.

Pappy always said it s not about
where you end up, it s about the

ride. So strap yourself
in, fire up a big fat one,

and remember, pack it tight.

Haha Haha Haha.

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(HIGH TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)

♪ DID YOU SEE ANY ACTION, ♪

♪ DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS? ♪

♪ WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME AFFECTION, ♪

♪ BEFORE I LEAVE AGAIN? ♪

♪ SAVE MY LIFE I'M GOING
DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME. ♪

♪ WOMAN WITH A SWEET LOVIN'
BETTER THAN A WHITE LINE. ♪

♪ BRING A GOOD FEELIN'
AIN'T HAD IN SUCH A LONG TIME ♪

♪ SAVE MY LIFE, I'M GOING
DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME. ♪

(ROCK MUSIC FADES OUT)

(MARACA SHAKING)

(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC BEGINS)

AGENT:
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

(AGENT PANTING)

(INTERMEDIATE BUZZING SOUNDS)

(g*n CLICKS)

Sound the horns. Our champion
has returned victorious.

I appreciate you making time
to meet. And the headlines,

The Superpot Suicides!

We just
resurrected reefer madness.

(g*n sh*t SOUND)

Say goodbye to legalization you

patchouli soaked
tree hugging fucks.

The Senator couldn t be
more thrilled with your success.

seems your recent
intel will be fundamental

to his next power play.

MAN IN BOOTS:
Where's the money?

Straight to the point, huh?

Inside you'll fine
everything you need.

Cash, coordinates,
keys, identification

in case the sh*t hits the fan.

Give them hell! Ahahaha.

(METAL MUSIC BEGINS ABRUPTLY)

What the f*ck?

(INDISTINCT SCREAMING)

(CARS HONKING)

(CAR SKIDDING
AND CRASHING SOUND)

(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO)

(INAUDIBLE WHINING)

(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

COP:
What was she on?

Was it just the
weed or something else?

- You alright?
- What are you doing?

Come on Christine.
I can smell it all over you.

And your boyfriends there.

Now I don t have to charge you.

Just tell me
where you got the sh*t.

JOSH:
Ahhha!

CHRISTINE:
How did this happen?

(BUBBLING BONG SOUNDS)

(GROUP LAUGHING)

CHRISTINE: We were all just hanging
out at Josh's place waiting for Keith

Waiting new sh*t
from a guy. Some new guy.

And then we got a call from him
and he said he was running late.

And he sounded
just f*cking paranoid.

DAVID: So, I'm walking down the
street in the middle of the night

and all of a sudden
I see this crazy cat lady.

I m talking like
homeless cat lady.

You know, twelve
cats somewhere, you kn--

JOSH: Wait so she had cats with her?
(CATS GROWLING)

CHRISTINE: Said that he got some
sh*t that was gonna f*ck us up.

Something that was just
gonna get us so f*cking wrecked.

DAVID: You could just f*cking
smell the cat piss on her.

So we lock eyes. She comes
running over to me and she just

and she just pushes
something into my hands.

I don't know what it is
and then she runs away.

So I look at it. And it s like
some crumpled up 1980's

motorcycle magazine. You
know like hot rods hot babes.

Some sh*t like that. And I
open it up and the centerfold

falls out, right,
and I swear to God.

It's the same f*cking cat lady.
(DOOR KNOCK SOUND)

Same person.

- Can somebody answer the fu--
- You could totally tell there's

like bone structure.
It's the same thin--

CHRISTINE:
Keith, we're in here!

(INDISTINCT GROUP CHATTER)

REBECCA: Yes, fina--
KEITH: What's going on guys?

JOSH: Hey, what's up Keith?
About time.

Holy f*ck, do I have a
f*cking treat for you tonight.

Check it out.

I got this sh*t from
this guy named Breezy.

This sh*t is the top
of the line man.

You buy your sh*t
from a guy named Breezy?

f*ck yes.

Oink, oink. Let's get it going.

Let's make this
bitch squeal. Ahahahaha

Since I bought
the sh*t, I nominate

our lovely hostess
to take the first hit.

Romantic.

♪ OH, ALL LOVERS ON THE LINE ♪

(MUFFLED SINGING)

(DISTORTED
LAUGHING AND COUGHING)

That s when
everything just went crazy.

Oh, I see. Ladies first, huh?

- Love this sh*t.
- So, wait.

(DISTORTED LOOPING CHATTER)

- You're gonna love this sh*t!
- Wait, wait, wait.

(PLAYFUL CIRCUS MUSIC)

(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)

- Just take it easy.
- No.

- Just give it a moment.
- No!

- Trust me.
- No, I've tripped before.

Just ride it out.

(DISTORTED) No, f*ck you!
I just told you I don't feel good.

Just try and breath, okay?

This sh*t is pure and farm
grown. Just give it a moment.

Why don't you try and lay
back? Stop. Just Lay down, okay?

Oh no, it s hot in here.

And my heart's pounding.
And my heart's, and my heart's

pounding, and my
heart's pounding.

Becca, take it easy.

It's hot but you--

(DISTORTED CHATTER)

Oh, no. I feel it.
Something is crawling in me.

Nothing is inside of
you. You re fine. Just Relax.

I feel it.
I see it. It's right there.

I feel it crawling through me.

(DISTRESSED SOUNDS)

Chill out!

- No! Nonononono! No, nonononono!
- No becca, don't!

No, no. Becca stop. No,
no. You re hurting yourself.

(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)

Ahhhh! Ahhh!

(GROUP SCREAMING)

Oh f*ck! Oww!

(ROCK MUSIC STARTS)

Becca, Stop it!

(INDISTINCT SCREAMING)

Becca!

Stop!

(CAR HONKING)

Ahhhhh!

(ROCK MUSIC TEMPO PICKS UP)

AGENT LUCY: This has got
to be the same stuff.

Because the symptoms
are all the same and the victims

are all within
a ten mile radius.

Just a second. yeah?

I think I have
some info for you.

Let me take the
lead on the case.

BREEZE:
Wooo!

(AMBIENCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Woo! Woo!

- f*ck yeah!
- Woo! Woo!

f*ck yeah, f*ck yeah!

Hey Mother fucker jump. What
are you doing you f*cking p*ssy.

AGENT d*ck:
How ya doing boys?

I knocked but I
guess you didn t hear me

Oooooh, look
what ya got cookin'

What, no work tonight
boys? Huh? No pizzas to deliver?

Hahaha.

Playing games, huh?

Yeah, you got the night off.

You're a bunch of f*cking bums!

Hey, You like games?

I got this new game. Y-you stop
me if you ve heard it, okay?

Eeny, meeny,

miney,

mo

Alright, man.

Thanks brother.

Miney mo.

What can I do
for you today agent d*ck?

Well, I thought we
had this deal Breeze?

See you were supposed to
give up who was ever supplying

you with the dr*gs and
I let you live out here.

Free. In the world!

And then I get
this call last night.

seems this girl
got some bad dr*gs.

She starts
stabbing herself

then she runs into the
street. Starts playing

chicken with cars and you know,

ends up dead.

They said you were the
ones that sold them the dr*gs.

You know, I ain t been
holding out on you Agent Dickie.

I just didn't
have any information.

Where d you get em'?

Yo man these girls.
They just roll up into town.

They just appear out of nowhere?
They g-girl scouts or something?

Girl scouts. Nah man.
They ain't girl scouts.

They're three fine ass b*tches.
Drive around in this f*cked up

looking van.
They got boxes of this sh*t man.

Boxes

Where do you meet them at?

They call me up. I meet
them at that titty bar Kittens.

You know?

Kittens.

What s her number?

Man, it s a different
f*cking number every time.

Is that all you got for me boss?

Yo, Dickie come on baby.

You know if I had anything
else I d tell you. I swear.

Ahh!

They got a farm, alright? It s
somewhere down south. f*ck.

What kind of farm?
They grow it themselves?

No, dude. They have
some big f*cking dude

who grows it for them.

What s his name?

I don t know his f*cking name?

Oww! f*ck! I think you broke
my f*cking nose. You assh*le!

- Ahh haha!
- Almost there.

Daddy. It's big daddy.

Ahhoww! f*ck!

You got some balls
after all Breezey.

f*ck you!

(EASY LISTENING MUSIC)

MARYJANE: I ve got the latest update
for all my love tokers out there.

Last nights death makes number
5 in string that the police are

trying to tie back to some sort
of super strain of marijuana?

But don t let that get
you all hot and bothered.

Well maybe just
a little. Ahahaha.

We all know it s just another
ruse to try to ruin our chances

at legalization. You re getting
high with MaryJane and I'm as

potent as they come baby.

Keep tuned in to
K-U-S-H, Kush Radio.

Baking your afternoon with
another set of grooving tunes.

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC )

(SMALL MOTOR BUZZING)

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

♪ DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG. ♪

♪ WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. ♪

(ROCK MUSIC FADES OUT)

(FOLK GUITAR FADES IN)

BIG DADDY: That s some
f*cking dried ass sh*t.

Hey Laura.

Lauraaaa!

LAURA: What are you
crying about out here?

Either this sh*t
is too old or I am.

Would you pack me a
fresh one darling please?

- And remember pack it tight.
- Pack it tight. I know.

Haha. Ah.

(WOMAN MOANING)

♪ I SMELL THE
STENCH OF VULTURES-- ♪

--my god!

How can you
read with all that racket.

LENORE: Hmm?

♪ RIP OFF YOUR FACE
AND PUT A NEW ONE ON ♪

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Mmmmm. Ye-eah. Now
that s the good stuff.

Well don t get too relaxed now.

We might wanna let that
horse out of the barn later.

What Horse you talking
about woman. We re a hog farm.

Oh sh*t! Oh yeah. What
are you waiting for baby?

Set that stallion free.

(ROCK MUSIC FADES IN)

CROWD: Awww.

CROWD: Ooooh! Ahhh!

MARYJANE:
Damn what a gorgeous day it is.

I want nothing more than to
be sitting poolside with all my

bong buddies out there.

Who wants to rub
some sunscreen on me?

Just make sure it
gets e-ver-y-where.

You re listening to
MaryJane on K-U-S-H FM.

Where we always
say yes to dr*gs.

Ahahaha.

(WOMAN COUGHING)

(MOTOR RUNNING)

Alright. Remember, take
out the battery and the card

before you ditch the phones.

Write down all the pieces

and then toss them
in different parts of town.

LOLA: We know how this works big d.
It ain t our first rodeo.

I don t want no mistakes Lola.

I couldn't bear to see something
bad happen to my girls.

Aww. Thanks Big Daddy.

Yeah. Mhmm.

You got all the
numbers and all the players.

They re all
regulars baby. Easy as pie.

Well you can mess up
pie if you f*ck with it.

Well then we just
won t f*ck with it will we.

Come on. Chop chop. Let's go!

Hold your water girl.

(ROCK MUSIC TEMPO SPEEDS UP)

Come on Jimmy.
Let's go feed those pigs.

Uh, uh. No way.

I'm ready for this.

Hey, what, did I
stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-studder, ah?

You re such an assh*le.

And?

I ll go over your head.
I ll talk with Director Les.

she already said
that you are slow, old,

and cranky piece of sh*t.

So?

Oh, right.

Cause uncle Mo has to
come in and save the day

like he always does.

That s right. That s what I do.

I get the bad guy.
You understand that?

And you watch.
And you observe.

You got it?

Oh, well looks who s slumming.

DIRECTOR LES: You better
have something for me.

Save me a trip upstairs.

So they grow it themselves
and then drive in to town

once a month to make the sale.

That s what my source tells me.

Who s your source?

Ahhh, he s this kid
named Lawrence Taylor.

They call him Breeze.
He s nothing more tha--

Dipshit scumbag dealer.

Yeah, pretty much.

Then he s unreliable.

Well, ha, I can
sweat it out of him.

I can t afford
another civil rights suit

with your name on it.

Well you got five dead kids
on the street and a new drug.

So, you got any suggestions?

I want to go deep cover.

I can infiltrate the family
and help take them all down.

I want this case.

One step at a time kid.
You can observe. That s it.

Follow this guy Breeze.

Wait for the buy
then bust the farm girls.

We ll get them to
give up Big Daddy.

Excellent.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROUP WHISTLING)

I know all you cheefers
were sparkin' it up to that one.

That was DC and the Moonshine
Delight and their newest joint,

Green Perfection.

Now I got a confession
to make to all my sexies.

MJ, queen of kush here

was checking out her royal
treasury and noticed it was a

little less green today.

I was getting worried for
a minute until I got a call

from three lovely goddesses who
are on their way to shower us

all with nature s gifts.

Mmmm hmmm.

(MUSIC TEMPO SPEEDS UP)

(CAR HONKING)

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

Hey Breezey!! what s up??

Same sh*t different day.

It s been a while.

- Yeah, how you doing?
- I m fine and dandy

like wine and candy

Get out if you want to talk.

- Sheesh! What
got up your cooter?

Out!

Oh, and there's
my friend Breezey.

Just being the scum
that he is. Hahaha.

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

Some of your new
best friends Breeze?

What s up?
What's the matter Breeze?

- Someone put a hit on y--?
- Nah just ain't got no money to

get no sh*t that s all.

You got to cough
up the money buddy.

Yea, we don t work
on credit my friend.

Yeah, I know that, just saying
I ain t got no money this time.

That s all.

Awww Breezey baby.

I know what you need.

- Hey, not tonight Lola.
- Yes, tonight.

- Come on.
- We got drops to make.

And we will still make 'em.

Come on, come with us.

- Come on. I need this.
- Come on.

Our man Breeze needs this.
And Lenore I know you are down.

I m downtown
f*cking Georgia brown.

- That s what I am.
- Come on let s have some fun.

You know I gotta
go home. f*ck that sh*t.

No, no-no-no-no.
Come on. Please.

First one s on me.

You re coming.

Hell yeah! Woo!

Come on, Laura!

Someone s got to
stay with the van.

Come on Laura,
we want you with us.

Go ahead,
have fun. I ll be alright.

Come on.

Oh, look at that little hottie.

I hope you get
laid my friend because

I m not through with you yet.

(ELECTRIC POP MUSIC)

♪ OH-OH-OH-AH-EE-EE-EE ♪

(SNAPPING PHOTOGRAPH SOUNDS)

♪ AHH-AH-AH-AHHH ♪

♪ OH-AH-AHHH ♪

♪ OH. OH. OH. OH. OH. ♪

(BASS DRUM FADES IN)

(ELECTRIC GUITAR JOINS IN)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD WHISTLING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

(CLUB AMBIENCE SOUNDS)

(CITY SOUNDS)

DRUNK MAN: You f*cking kidding
me you dumb drunk bitch.

f*cking, I should drop you at
your f*cking mother s house.

You f*cking kidding me?
You're f*cking k*lling me bitch.

ANGRY MAN:
I will f*cking k*ll y--

- No! Stop! Let g--
- Get over here!

f*ck You! Ahh!

- No! Ahh! Ahh! Get aw--
- You stupid bitch. Get over he--

- Get over here. I ll cut you up.
- No! No! Get off m--

- I'll cut you up!
- No! Help! Leave me alone.

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

(ROCK MUSIC BEGINS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INAUDIBLE)

(CROWD CHEERING)

Another f*cking
great night in paradise.

I should have been a chef.

I should have
been a f*cking drunk.

That's about the
only thing I'm good at.

(TRAIN WHISTLES)
f*cking trains.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLUB AMBIENCE SOUNDS)

Are you sh1tting me?
You dumb f*cking dildo.

(CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

Hey! What the f*ck do
you think you're doing?

I m making this case for us.

You are not doing anything
but getting in that f*cking car.

- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Come on, hit me.

I m not going to hit you.
Hit me. Make it count

You're a woman.
I m not going to hit you.

Leave me alone sh*t bag. Ahh!

f*ck!

- Ugh!
- Hey! Get the f*ck off her!

Leave her alone!

Laura! Come on!

Hey, Come on. Hurry up.

Go go go!

(BONG BUBBLING SOUND)

Hello to all my children
of the night. Hahahahaha.

For most of us the dark brings
bliss, mystery and passion.

As the sun goes
down our spirits come alive.

But the dark can be
deceitful. The pitch of night

can shroud true intentions.

It can swallow the
truth of the world.

But we all know
behind darkness is light.

So keep your people close
and your joints packed tight.

I think that list hit
turned me into a poet.

Queen kush weaving
words in your ears.

(CRACKLING SOUNDS)

(CALM LOUNGE MUSIC)

The guy was going to k*ll her
Laura. Even I could see that.

I don t know. What
about your boy Breeze?

He was acting awful squirrelly.

He s a shitty ass
coked up fuckhead.

Squirrelly is normal for him.

Hey.

Hey, wake up.

- Hey.
- Where are we?

We just stopped
for a minute ok?

What s your name?

Lucy.

Okay, Lucy. I want you to
know you're safe with us, okay?

- I promise you.
- Okay.

Her name's Lucy. Come on.

Where are we?

We want to help you, okay?

We want to make sure
that the man that hurt you,

won t find you.

How do we do that?

We burn your clothes.

Everything.

Earrings too.

Any other piercings?

Mm mmm.

(INSECTS SOUNDS)

(REEL SPINNING SOUND)

Did you hit yourself in the
head since we last spoke?

- No ma am.
- Because that's the only thing

that I can come up with that
explains what you just told me.

I tried to stop her.

You didn t stop her.

And that makes you responsible
for whatever happens to her.

Yes, ma am.

What does this guy Breeze
say about the whole thing?

Breeze don't know sh*t.
He wouldn t know sh*t if

it started coming
out of his assh*le.

Well, then you better hope that
A.J. comes back with something.

In fact you just better
hope she comes back at all.

Rise and shine girlie.
Time to earn your keep.

sh*t, girl.

Don t look at me like
that. I ain t no dirty old man.

Well, okay, I am.
But not that kind.

Girls brought you some clothes.

Get dressed. We got to do.

(PIG OINKING)

Here s Jimmy.
Don t talk much.

But he works hard and
he s good with the crops too.

(COUNTRY MUSIC)

(CHICKEN CLUCKING SOUNDS)

God damnit girls stop
that sh*t. That ain t free.

And don t over feed them.
They ll eat till they 'splode.

Sorry Big Daddy.

Ehhh. It s alright.

I know you all met but now
for some proper introductions.

Lola, Laura, Lenore.

Lucy.

f*ck. Another first name
that begins with a fuckin L.

I'll tell you what. It s hotter
than a butt cheek sandwich.

I m up to my ass in chicken
sh*t. f*ck this. I'ma go fishin'

with my new fishin lure.

Don t worry about him. He's
the sweetest man you ever met.

Come on, I want to
show you something.

Don t worry about your chores
Lenore. I ll take care o--

Let her have her fun.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(LUCY SIGHS)

Man, that s a lot of land.

Mhmm.

That's wheat, corn and cannabis.

Excuse me?

That s why we were
in the city last night.

It s how we make our living.

Do you do more than
weed? Like, coke and sh*t?

No. We re not drug
dealers. We re farmers.

Hell, we re family.

What about your family?

Don t have much of a family.

Mother was a coke addict.
Don t know where she is.

Probably OD d somewhere. Dad
got k*lled when I was little.

And then I got
passed offto my uncle.

Who was not much
of a parental figure.

Wow. Sounds like you
had a shitty childhood.

I don t talk to
my momma no more.

The only way she knows how to
communicate is with her fists.

So, I went away.

And then I met this
guy. He loved me so much,

but he didn t love himself.

And the only way he d
feel better is if he hurt me.

(LOUD BANG AND SCREAM)

Hard.

Family brought me here.

And the rest is history.

It s a good history.

Yeah, if people really love you,

they don t want to hurt you.

MARYJANE A lot of love is
coming in on the phones today.

Y'all truly a part
of the Kush family.

And a loving family
is God's greatest gift.

Followed closely
by the mean green.

Now family is whatever and
whoever you want it to be.

Some people are born
in to one. Others find one

They are your
home. Home is comfort.

Home is where your heart lives.

Home is where your stash is.

Whether it be
blood, weed, or sex

that ties you together,
love hard baby, love hard.

No. No-no-no. No, thanks.

Come on,
it ll help with the pain.

Mm mmm.

You do realize that that s the
best weed in the United States

of America that
you are turning down.

I ve never been
much of a smoker.

Whatever trips your trigger.

It's your right as a human
being. But I better not find you

putting some other kind
of sh*t down your veins.

No, no. I would never do that.

Good, cause I don t want my
girls getting hooked on nothing.

Hear that,
you re one of his girls.

And where in the hell
is Jimmy? I swear that boy

crawls into a cave every time
the sun gets ready to go down.

He s working on a new
plant. Some kind of hybrid.

Hybrid? Is he f*cking it?

If it s lucky.

So why doesn t he
talk. What happened to him?

Nothing happened, he s a mule.

Mute!

Hey, what d I say?

Come on guys, why y all
got to put down such perfection.

Perfection? Jimmy?

Yeah, great body, works
hard, hung like a horse

Sounds like the
perfect man to me.

What the hell. Light me up.

(GROUP CHEERING)

GROUP:
Yeah!

(DISTORTED COUNTRY MUSIC)

(DISTORTED
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

All this flack makes me
want to resurrect the dank

versus drank debate.
You know what I mean?

You know what
alcohol abuse looks like.

Car pileups, bar
brawls, broken families.

You know what weed
abuse looks like?

An empty fridge
and a sahara mouth.

I love to sip, but I know
it can make you a real d*ck?

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you may hang up or
press 1 for more options.

You got no balls d*ck.

Some other time.

(NEON LIGHTS BUZZING)

d*ck?

Les.

What are you doing here?

I m drinking.

Would you like one?

No, I came out of the
basement a long time ago.

Well,

maybe you could crawl
back in for old times sake.

What d you get on
the license plate?

Nothing.

Excuse me?

Nothing, nada, nothing.

Apparently it s a fake.

Great detective work agent.
Now why don t you just send an

untrained rookie out in
to the field without backup.

Oh wait, you already did that.

She can handle herself.

That s what her father said
and look what happened to him.

(CAMERA SHUTTER SOUNDS)

Look, you re on thin ice Mo.

Now you need a bust
and you need it soon.

Is that it?

Yeah.

You got nothing to do?

See you around Mo.

See you around Maggie.

(BASS DRUM b*at)

(WOMAN MOANING SOUNDS)

Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Ohh! Ohh!

Mmm. Big Daddy!

I m trying to concentrate.
Keep it down in there. Mmmm.

Big Daddy.

Yes. Ride the stone pony baby.

Heheheheh. Whoa,
watch the tummy baby.

Ohhh. You little slut.

(SPRING BOING SOUND)
(HORSE NEIGH SOUND)

(ACOUSTIC GUITAR STRUMMING)

See anything you like?

We ain t all
that shy around here.

You feeling ok?

Mhmm.

Being on the farm
takes some getting used to.

But you'll
learn to love it here.

Just like I do.

(VIOLIN FADES IN)

Get some rest. We re going
to do something fun tomorrow.

Where are we going now?

Home. We re going home.

(THUNDER SOUNDS)

♪ CAN YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOU? ♪

Thank you darling.

Come on girl. Don t just
stand over their gawking.

We got plate right over here.

Yeah, come on.

Come join us.

How you feeling?

Sore. Like sh*t.

Golly! Look at that.
He did a number on you.

Look at that shiner.

Shyeaa. Damn assh*le.

Yeah, well,
I hope you broke a heel

when you kicked him in the d*ck.

(GROUP ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER)

♪ LIKE ♪

♪ ME TOO AT TIMES ♪

You re getting high with
MaryJane on K-U-S-H-F-M.

And I ve got bad news for
all my cannabis crusaders.

We ve just been told that
federal agents have gotten

involved as we can tack on
another quote, unquote tainted

weed death. Come on you suit
wearing stiffs, we all know weed

doesn t k*ll. Which bodes I'll
for the battle of green love.

Hell, the only thing weed
ever k*lled was my inhibitions.

You re here on
K-U-S-H, Kush radio

where we imagine
a higher state of being.

(HIGH TEMPO ROCK MUSIC)
(SIRENS WAILING)

♪ DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
DO YOUR THANG DO YOUR THANG ♪

♪ WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
WAKE UP. ♪

(MUSIC FADES OUT)

(ELECTRIC GUITAR
AND SNARES FADE IN)

♪ SOME SAY ♪

♪ THEY WANT TO
TAKE MY g*ns AWAY ♪

f*ck. Damn wind took it.

♪ THEY WILL ♪

♪ FIND TO RUE THAT
DAY. YES, THEY WILL ♪

LENORE:
Woo! That's my girl.

Was that the way?

- You ever held a g*n before?
- No

First, never put
your finger on the trigger

until you are ready to sh**t.

Okay. Like this?

Get ready for the recoil.

Down the sight.
Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.

Woo! Yeah! Woo!

Sweet!

How's the new girl doing?

She got the gift Big Daddy.

It was just luck.

Well, I ll be glad to have you
on my side when the time comes.

when the time comes?

When someone tries to take
away what is rightfully mine.

My family has owned this
farm for five generations.

My Pappy d*ed trying to save it.

If somebody wants
to take it from me,

they're going to have
a fight on their hands.

(ELECTRIC GUITAR
AND DRUMS CONTINUE)

(expl*si*n SOUND)

LENORE: It s funny in my life
all the places I ve been to,

the people I ve met,
never felt like home.

But here, this is home.

(MULTIPLE BIRDS SINGING)

Did you ever want to
do uh, more with you life?

What do you
mean something more?

I mean more than just
growing and selling weed.

That s--

I m studying agriculture and
botany. I m drafting a proposal

of the nation wide
legalization of marijuana.

There is more to my life
than just growing and selling.

I m sorry,
I didn t mean that bad.

I know you didn t.

It s okay.

I want some ice cream.
Do you want some ice cream?

Come on, let s go
get some ice cream.

MARYJANE: K-U-S-H where we
put the oooh wee in weed.

DEPUTY: Down the road,
behind the bushes.

- What were you doing th--?
- I found a catfish. I found a

catfish Laying
right on the bank.

I don t know how (indiscernible)
Jumped right out of the water.

Those things are
the darnest things.

SHERIFF:
Yeah. You do any fishing lately?

Howdy Mayor.

MAYOR DEWEY: Howdy Miss
Lenore, what a beautiful day.

Sure is. This is Lucy
she goin' be stayin' with us.

Well how do you Miss Lucy?

I m Mayor Dewey.
Welcome to Council Hill.

Thank you sir.

Ohhhh, enough of that sir
stuff. You just call me Dewey.

(PHONE RINGING)

- Ladies.
- Thank you.

Mmm Mmmm.

SERVER: You know those brothers of
yours are going to eat us right out of

business with this
stack of flapjacks special.

Yeah, Well you know maybe
it s that service with a smile

they keep coming back for.

Well Dewey, you just got
my vote for the next term.

Oh, you little stinker,
you are just too kind. Hahahaha

--Rabbits.

So are they all brothers?

Three out of seventeen.

Small town, big family.

Actually he owns most of
the buildings in this town.

In here all the time.

We keep saying he ought to
rename it the Mayors office.

Oh, now lenore. You
know I can t do that.

Poor Hank ll get himself
lost on the way to work. Ahaha.

HANK:
Hey Lenore.

Hey Hank!

Uhh, what can
I uhh, get you today?

We d like a big ol'
scoop of your ice cream, Hank.

Oh, okay. Uhh,
chocolate or vanilla.

Why not one of
each? There's two of us.

Oh, hey.

So I'll uhh,
get you that ice cream now.

I think he likes you.

Yeah, he s sweet.

Not my type though.

So do they know
about Big Daddy s farm?

I mean, what s out there?

I never thought to ask.
It s Big Daddy s business.

And we should stay out of it.

- Hey, Lenore.
- Yeah?

- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah, su--

Here s your ice cream girls.

Thanks, Hank.

Yup, Dig in.

Are you uhh, are you, are
you ready for this Saturday?

I wouldn t miss it.

How are the hogs
looking this year?

Plump and juicy.

Ha.

Hank,

my ice cream is melting.

Oh.

LUCY:
What s on Saturday?

Oh, every year Big Daddy
holds a party for the town.

Barbecue roast hog, the works.

What did you want
to talk to me about?

Oh, never mind.

I m gonna go wash up.

Sure. It's through there.

Okay.

(DOORBELL CHIME SOUNDS)

(COUNTRY MUSIC FADES IN)

- Hey, Mo, it s me.
- Eh?

Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Okay.

Yeah, I-I know,
just shut up for a minute.

Just, Just listen
to me. Don t come yet.

Wha--ah, that s
terrific. That s terrific.

Okay, give me the address.

It-it doesn t make sense.

Th-this family isn t
who we thought they were.

Come on A.J! You're
a federal agent for Christ sake.

Just, just, give me more time.

Come on A.J.

No, ju--

Fine, I m in Council Hill.

Thatta girl.

It s a farm out in Council Hill.

Uh huh.

Ju-just be careful
because they are armed.

Excellent. Thank you sweetheart.

I got you assh*le. I got you.

Partially melted.
Just the way I like it.

(CRACKLING SOUNDS)

(BIG DADDY AND LAURA
INDISCERNIBLE DIALOGUE)

Hey, you wanna
help in the kitchen?

- Yeah.
- Alright, let's get cooking.

(TENSE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)

What s got you down darling?

(THUNDER SOUNDS)

Hey, wake up. Come on outside
I want to show you something.

But it s storming outside.

Yeah. A little
rain never hurt nobody.

(HEAVY DOOR SLAMMING SOUND)

(DRONING SOUND)

Who did you call today?

- No one.
- The f*ck you didn t.

Lucy, I heard you.
Who were you talking to?

I called my mom.

You told your
mama we were armed?

And that she should be careful?

Okay. I m a federal agent with
the the drug trafficking agency.

They know everything.

They ll be here
tomorrow with a warrant.

If you cooperate I ll
get you a reduced sentence.

I give you my word.

Your word?
You re a lying little c**t.

Ugh!

I'm sorry. It s my job.

- This is our home!
- Ugh!

You just added ten
years to your sentence assh*le.

You re gonna take this from us?

Our farm.

Our lives.

Our family.

You break the law,
you pay the price.

(DISTORTED MUSIC
BEGINS ABRUPTLY)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(INDISCERNIBLE SONG LYRICS)

♪ TO WRITE THE PERFECT-- ♪

I m sorry, Big Daddy.

Not your fault darling.

She fooled us all.

And uh, I m real sorry about
what happened to you last night.

Every woman at this table been
abused in one way or another.

And one at a time
I just took 'em all in and

made them family.

And you can be a part
of that family if you d like.

Okay.

We re going to have to leave.

Maybe it s better if we stay?

I have to choose
between my farm and my family.

It s my family.

I know, but, I don't
think they'll get a warrant.

And why is that darling?

Wake up imbecile.

No direct evidence.

What are you f*cking kidding me?

Yeah, I m f*cking kidding you.

This my f*cking
kidding you face.

I got an agent on site.

You got no samples.
No photographs. No confession.

You get me evidence.
I ll get you a warrant.

And you were a bum f*ck too!

Christ.

(COUNTRY MUSIC FADES IN)

(PHONE RINGING)

Oh.

Sheriff's
office. May I help you?

Uh, yes he is.
May I ask who s it calling?

Ah.

It s for you.
It s an asian d*ck.

Sheriff Trailer speaking.
How may I be of service.

Let me stop you right there sir
and tell you I cannot conduct

a search and seizure without
probable cause or a warrant.

But the best I can do is,

knock on his door and
ask me to show me around.

Alright. I ll see what I can do.

MARYJANE It might be
getting a little too hot

for some of you folks out there.

So just keep chilling
here with your gal MaryJane.

Where its 420 all day long.

(ROCK MUSIC)

Sheriff.

So you got the lucky
fellow picked out for the roast?

Nope. Not yet.

But you know there s always one
waiting on the slaughter. Haha.

I m obliged to tell you.
The reason I came out here was

to ask you about the young lady
that s been staying with you.

Lucy.

Ohh. Fine young lady.

Nice woman. Took off
for parts unknown yesterday.

- Did she now?
- Yep. Gave her a few bucks.

She hopped on a bus.
She wasn t meant for the farm.

City girl.

Any idea where she s headed?

Well, she was talking
about going out west.

Maybe someday hollywood.

Wouldn't that be something?

Yeah, it would.

Aw heck fire.
I best be heading back.

Ah. Thank you for your
time sir. See you on Saturday.

I'm looking
forward to it sheriff.

(ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)

Feel like a frog
in a pot of water

with a cattle prod up my ass.

She wasn t there?

Well, hell no she wouldn t get
on a bus. She s a federal agent.

Because I m a federal agent.

What the hell do you mean proof?

What the hell you think
I am a mailman. Hello? Sheriff?

Dickhead!

(ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFF)

(DRUMS JOIN IN)

Your ass is grass now.

(MEN WHISTLING)

If the DEA
comes sniffing around.

We got to be ready to move.

Girls you put
everything you need in one bag.

If you can t put it in
one bag, you don t need it.

Jimmy, you get the van in
the barn and start loading up

everything that s ready or
almost, and you pack the best

seeds. Haha. It s harvest time.

What about the roast?

We keep planning just
like it s gonna happen.

If we have to
run, we have to run.

Where?

Well, a couple years ago, I
bought a piece of property

just in case. Down in Indiana.

We ll replant. Start over.

You think of
everything Big Daddy.

Semper fi mothafucker!

(HARD ROCK MUSIC)

The hell is everybody?

Down at the creek,
getting their dinner.

MARYJANE
K-U-S-H Kush Radio.

Where we put
the joy in joint. Woo!

You know I read somewhere
that the best thing thing

to use for bait when
you're fishing is a marshmallow.

Why s that?

I don t know, but I tried to put
the marshmallow on the end of

the hook and the darn thing

just keeps
floating in the water.

What kind of fish
eatin' marshmallow?

I don t know, I think
it has something to do

with some of the chemicals in
the marshmallow and what not.

And then you got me that new
rod I wanted to try that out.

I got my hands all gummed
up with the marshmallow.

I don t know if I am supposed
to burn 'em a little bit.

(SLURPING SOUND)

Special federal
agent Maurice d*ck.

Nice to meet you Agent d*ck.

How can we help you today.

Well, you could start by getting
your finger out of your ass and

get up there to Big
Daddy s farm and check it out.

On what grounds sir?

Well, let s see,
there's Narcotics possession.

There s uh, narcotics possession
with intent to distribute.

There s
kidnapping a federal agent.

Now, you, uhh.
You take your choice.

You ain t gonna get too far
without evidence to support

the charges.

Well put, deputy.

Listen to me you
inbred backwoods hicks.

Hey, you hold on
a minute here sir.

I don t know what the hell
kind of badge that you carry,

but you better respect
the laws of Council Hill.

See I m the mayor here.

And I want you to quit
harassing all of its citizens.

Do you understand?

Mr. Mayor.

Special agent
Audrey Jean Wheeling

is being held
hostage at Big Daddy s farm.

That is unless of
course she s already dead.

But we won t know that will we,

unless we go up
there and find out.

I met that young girl.
Said her name was Lucy.

Hahaha ha ha. She s no agent.

That's because she is
undercover you dumb hick!

Look. No cause, no warrant.

Now, why don t you just get the
hell out of my town before I do

something that I m gonna regret.

Now.

Go on!

Excuse me.

The nerve of these fed boys.

(CRACKLING SOUNDS)

(PIGS SNORTING)

(SOFT ROCK MUSIC)

I don t want to choose.

It s your turn honey.

They all look so happy though.

Happy as pigs in sh*t, right?

Lola, stop stalling. You are
the angel of death this year.

(CAR TIRES
ROLLING ON DIRT SOUND)

I know that car. He was
on the street with Lucy.

f*cking son of a bitch.

Hey folks. How ya doin?

Don't nobody say
nothin. Don t nobody move.

DTA. Agent d*ck.

I was just thinking.
That guy looks like a d*ck.

Funny. Where s she at?

- Who?
- Lucy.

- Gone
- Gone? Where?

I don t know. She didn t say.

You re a liar.

Hand to God, she didn t tell me.

- f*ck you.
- Well, back at ya hoss.

I m gonna
take you down Big Daddy.

You couldn t take down a sick
pussycat with three broken legs.

I want you to get
the f*ck off my property.

And a nice property it is too.

Too bad you re gonna lose it.

You think I don t know
who you are? What you do?

You re those assholes that bust
dispensaries in California take

their stock and
patient records everything.

Medical offices operating
legally under the f*cking law.

(g*n sh*t SOUND)
(CROWD CHEERING FREEDOM)

Well that s the
state law. I m the federal law.

And I always win.

Well, you take your Federal
ass and that piece of sh*t you

rode in on and get
the f*ck off my property!

You going down daddy-o.

f*ck you. f*ck you. f*ck you.

(CAR IGNITION SOUND)

That piece of sh*t shows up
again I want you to put a hole

right in the center of his face.

f*ck, he s pissed.

Like he always say better
to be pissed off than pissed on.

(ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING)

♪ I MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ♪

♪ THE NIGHT BEFORE LAST ♪

♪ IT WAS DOWN IN THE HOLLOW ♪

♪ THE RIVER WAS ROLLING FAST ♪

♪ THE
TIMBERWOLVES WERE HOWLING ♪

♪ HIS HAND FELT SO COLD ♪

♪ I MADE A DEAL WITH
THE DEVIL FOR MY SOUL ♪

Remember that day pappy?

Blue sky, hot sun, nice breeze.

You were teaching me to be a
real man like you always did.

You were hard on me,
but with good reason.

You made me the man I am now.

I knew when I saw that car,

it wasn t going
to be anything good.

(FILM REEL SPINNING SOUND)
I was just too young to

understand the man was putting
his thumb on you. Pushing hard

because they wanted your land.

I-uh,

I need your guidance pappy.

Feds are coming and
fixing to hurt the family.

I ll never forget the
day the man got to you.

♪ ANOTHER LOST SOUL TONIGHT ♪

♪ PRAYING FOR REDEMPTION ♪

♪ ON HER KNEES ♪

♪ BECAUSE SHE'S
WONDERING HOW ♪

♪ SHE LET IT GET THIS BAD ♪

♪ SOMETIMES SHE
CRIES WHEN SHE'S ALONE ♪

♪ ARE YOU THERE ♪

♪ CAN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLING ♪

♪ WILL SHE MAKE IT
THROUGH THE NIGHT ALONE ♪

(THUNDER SOUNDS)

(DISTORTED SOUNDS)

BIG DADDY:
No pappy!!!

LAURA: Hey, whoa.

Hey, relax, relax.

You re-you're ok. It s just--

a dream. Relax.

(DISTORTED SOUNDS TAKE OVER)

(DISTORTED AND
MELODRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES)

♪ GUITAR STRUMMING ♪

And I don t want you to
feel like you are being held

c*ptive here, or nothin'.

I mean the girls take the
bikes into town all the time.

Go shopping, having fun.

I never really learned
how to ride a bike.

Well sh*t, we
can take care of that too.

Hell yeah.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Hold it steady, hold it steady!

Hold it steady, oh!

Jesus Christ, you alright?

- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay. Let's get this back up.

--try all over again.
-Okay, okay.

Hey.

Yeah! Yeah, you got it!
You got it!

♪ PRETTY GUITAR PLAYING
UNDER A SYMPHONY ♪

'Atta girl!

(DRAMATIC AMBIENCE PLAYS)

♪ GUITAR SLOWLY FADES ♪

(CRACKLING AND
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS)

MAYOR DEWEY:
Where the hell did you get that?

I found it.

Where?

Falling off the roof
of Big Daddy s van.

Ohhhhh. I see.

♪ ROCK AND ROLL COUNTRY
MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY ♪

Well.

Well, what son?

I m not your f*cking
son. And I want my f*cking

warrant!

One. You use that
kind of language

in front of me again I m gonna
lock you up for indecency.

Two the road is public property
any substance discovered there

does not justify any search and
seizure on a private residence.

and three. I don t care if
you re Bob Marley himself buck

naked lighting right up
in front of yourself.

See, It s Saturday. And
my office doesn t open up until

Monday. 9 am.

Now if you don t
mind, is there anything else

I can do for you, Agent d*ck?

♪ GUITAR COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ♪

You ridge running
hillbilly briar hoppers.

This whole
f*cking town is going to burn.

That boys gonna
get a heart att*ck.

Better watch
that blood pressure.

(SNORTING SOUNDS)

WOOO!

♪ 80'S LIKE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪

(SNAPSHOT SOUND INTERMITTENT)

♪ PLAYFUL 80'S
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

(SNAPSHOT SOUNDS CONTINUE)

♪ 80'S MUSIC
BECOMES MORE ELECTRIC ♪

(CAMERA SNAPSHOT SOUNDS)

(POUNDING ON DOOR SOUND)

(POUNDING ON DOOR CONTINUES)

BREEZE:
Hold the f*ck up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
hold the f*ck up.

Hey what s up Agent d*ck.

f*ck, it's you.

Let me use your phone, will ya?

Sure man.

You on a break
or something?

You want to have some
Courvoisier.

- How do you....
- You just slide the bar, man.

Keep the change.

What the f*ck am
I gonna do with this sh*t?

(g*nsh*t SOUND)

Yeah, yeah, this is
officer Maurice d*ck.

There s been an office involved
sh**ting. Yeah, yeah. I ll wait.

(WHISTLING
SOUNDS AND CLUB MUSIC PLAYS)

(OINK SOUNDS)

♪ ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

(CLINK SOUND)

I got an
errand to run girls.

Keep your eye
on things while I m gone.

You want me to
roll you one Big Daddy?

That would
real nice Lenore.

Remember, pack it tight.

♪ ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

MARYJANE: My gram used to tell
me that bruised apples made the

best pies. For all of those
feeling beaten today, persevere

my lovelies.
Falling off the tree

is just part of the journey.
One that guides us to love and

destiny.

So when you find that
bruised apple, bake that sh*t

into a pie.

And if the law sees
ya, smile wide and take a bite

out of crime.

(FAINT BELL SOUNDS)

(CROW CAWING)

I--I was just a snot
nose little kid.

Never been anywhere.
Except the farm and town.

Heard about the city. My mother
God rest her soul loved the

city.

She--

went up there one weekend to
visit a friend wasn t the best

neighborhood, not
worst and she saw this man;

not a man, a pimp.

A waste of human flesh
and blood and bone

b*ating on a woman.

Well she
jumped in to try to help,

she wasn t more than a buck ten
fully clothed and sopping wet,

but, she tried to help.

Cops showed up, arrested all
three of them, thought she was a

whore like all the rest.

Why bother with hospital.
Just threw them all in jail.

She spent the night in a cell.

In the morning,
the pimp made bail.

And both women were dead.

Pappy wasn t much
for church, neither am I and you

know that. He did want a
proper service. He told me that.

He said a proper
service for a proper woman.

And it s the first time
I walked into this room.

To see my mother,

in a box,

with her face b*at in.

(CINEMATIC HIT)

I ve always tried
to do right by her.

And I ve been bad.

I ve sinned in ways that I know
that I m gonna have to pay for.

(DRAMATIC AMBIENCE INTENSIFIES)

and, and I--

(THUNDER SOUNDS)

You break the law...

you pay the price.

(INTENSIFIED STRING
AND ROLLING THUNDER)

(INTENSIFIED
STRING AND GUITAR SOUNDS)

Consider this an I owe you!

(SCREAMING INTENSIFIES
UNDER THUNDER ROLLING)

(THUNDER CONTINUES TO ROLL)

Feed her to the pigs.

(LOW DRONE AMBIENCE
WITH FEMALE SINGING)

I always tried
to do right by my family.

Cause that s the
man I aim to be.

♪ LOW OPERATIC VOICE SINGS ♪

♪ PLAYFUL UPBEAT MUSIC ♪

♪ MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

DIRECTOR LES: Smells fresh.
Where d you get it?

AGENT d*ck:
The man himself.

DIRECTOR LES:
Wesley Potter?

AGENT d*ck: Mmmm hmmmm.
AKA Big Daddy-o.

Gave this to you?

It fell off his van.

- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He had it sitting on
top of his van you know, I guess

he forgot all about it. He
pulled out and it dropped right

off.

That is the stupidest
f*cking thing I ve ever heard.

Do you expect me
to believe that sh*t?

I don t care if believe it or
not you hard ass bitch.

I mean that s truth ok? Now you
can cuss me out, or we can go

get this son of a bitch. Huh?

Come on, huh?

Come on Maggie, come on.

Let s stuff this pig.
You and me.

'Atta girl.
(PHONE RINGS IN THE DISTANCE)

MARYJANE: I don t know
about my fellow peace

pipers but I m
starting to sweat.

Phones have been off the hook
all day regarding the recent

rash of tainted weed deaths.

Which has now reached seven.

Something dirty s going on here
and it s not between the sheets.

We need answers. Or the reefer
revolution as we know it could

come to a grinding halt. You are
listening to K-U-S-H radio, KUSH

radio, hoping all my fans are
flying high on this beautiful

day.

♪ ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS
UNDER SOME SAWING SOUNDS ♪

(BONES CRACKING SOUNDS)

(BUZZING AND SNAPSHOT SOUNDS)

(SLIMY SOUNDS)

(TAPPING SOUNDS)

♪ ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

(CINEMATIC HIT)

(CINEMATIC HIT)

♪ ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

(CINEMATIC HIT)

(CINEMATIC HIT)

(LIGHT CHATTER AND MURMURING)

♪ ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

(LOUD CHATTER CONTINUES)

(CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING)

(FIREWORKS SOUNDS)

(FIREWORKS CONTINUE
OVER CROWD CHATTER)

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

LEAD SINGER; Why don t we get the
man hour up here to say a few words.

Where you at
Big Daddy-o

(COP RADIO SOUND)

(INDISTINCT COP SPEAKING)

DIRECTOR LES:
Looks like a party.

AGENT d*ck:
Smells like a party.

You are the best
friends and neighbors that a guy

could ask for. And like I always
tell everybody, there ain t no

finer people in the world than
right here in Council Hill.

And this is for y all.

(CROWD CHEERS)

Yah! Whooo!

Hit it.

♪ LIGHT DRUM MUSIC
BEGINS TO PLAY ♪

(LIGHT CROWD MURMURING)

♪ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

You sure throw one
heck of a shin-dig, sir.

Thank you, Dewey.

This time it means a lot to me.

And my family.

Pig, nah?

Listen...
(INDECIPHERABLE MURMURING)

Should've brought
more fire power.

This is a search and seizure. I
don t want anyone getting hurt.

To friends.

To family.

Get back to
the house now!!!

♪ SUPER FAST INTENSE
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ♪

(SIRENS WAILING)

Welcome to hell assholes!!

You can run but you
can t hide Daddy-o!

You better have a
good reason for being here.

Got a little present
for you, right here.

Let me see this.

♪ ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

If one word of this ain't
legitimate, I'm coming after

you, Agent d*ck.

Ah, but not before 9
am Monday morning

right mr. Mayor??

(SARCASTIC CHUCKLING)

f*ck you.

Aw, you gonna
kiss me first.

Alright boys.
Get the cars up to the front of

the house.
Get those lights on.

Congratulations. You
just created a standoff assh*le.

(g*nsh*t SOUNDS)

♪ ROCK MUSIC BUILDING SLOWLY ♪

♪ A WALK UP THAT
MOUNTAINS A HUNDRED MILES ♪

♪ WHERE THERE'S A
PLACE THEY CALL GLORY LAND ♪

♪ I GOT MY HEAD ♪

♪ HELD HIGH ♪

♪ NA NA NA ♪

♪ HERE'S A STRUGGLE
TO MAKE ENDS MEET ♪

♪ NA, NA, NA ♪

♪ RISE A TO-- ♪

♪ MUSIC FADES OUT AND DISTORTS ♪

DIRECTOR LES: Drop you weapons
and come out of the house.

♪ INTENSE STANDOFF MUSIC PLAYS ♪

Give me the g*n.
Give it to me.

Damnit should have
left the g*ns in the barn too.

We wouldn t have
made it to the barn.

Yeah that f*cking agent
would have sh*t us down.

♪ STANDOFF MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

H-How we gonna get out there?

Good night cupcake.

Lola down.

Noooooooo!

Do you know
anything about proper procedure?

Proper procedure?
They are sh**ting at us.

I'm gonna k*ll that
m*therf*cking c**t!

(g*nshots ENSUE)

♪ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
OVER THE g*nshots ♪

(SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE)

I am tired of covering
up your sh*t, d*ck!

Consider yourself retired!

A-again?

Cease fire.
Cease fire!

(g*nshots CONTINUE)

♪ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

Cease fire! Cease fire!

(CRICKET SOUNDS)

Lola, Lola.

Oh, I do--

Look at me. Look at me.
Lola. I'm here.

Drop your weapons and
come out of the house.

Deep breaths. Deep
breaths. Take a deep breath.

Here. You take this--

Come out with your hands
up and you will not be harmed.

Lenore! It's me. It's Hank.

Hank, what are
you doing here?

Are you crazy?

You re gonna
get yourself k*lled.

No, wait! We can
use him as a hostage!

♪ ROCK AND ROLL
MUSIC INTENSIFIES ♪

Come on!

Take this, d*ck!

(g*n-f*ring AND ROCK
AND ROLL MUSIC CONTINUE)

(GRUNGE AMBIENCE)

Get down, get down!

Drop your weapons!

How are we
going to do this?

Here. Take him.

Take him!!

Alright go.
We ll back you up.

We have a hostage.
We re just gonna drive away so

no one else gets hurt.

Ah, he s one of them.

- He s a member of the g*ng!!!
- Move!

sh**t him! He's one of the g*ng!

- Sir?
- Move it, move, move!

(g*nsh*t SOUND)

(INDECIPHERABLE SPEAKING)

Lola!!!

f*ck!

d*ck. That assh*le.

♪ COUNTRY LIKE MUSIC PLAYS ♪

(CRICKETS)

AGENT:
I can prepare to breach.

AGENT 2:
I can flank right.

I can t afford to
lose another man.

♪ LIGHT STRING MUSIC PLAYS ♪

(CRICKETS CONTINUE)

(SCREAMING SOUNDS)

♪ ROCK AND ROLL
MUSIC SLOWLY FADES IN ♪

You re under arrest.

You can t k*ll me!

I m the law!!!!

(CLICK SOUND)

f*ck the law. Pig.

You have 60 seconds.

I m so sorry
Big Daddy. I m so sorry.

It s ok sweetie.
Nothing to be sorry about.

Everything s
gonna work out fine.

Jimmy. Pack as many seeds and
weed in a bag as you can.

And--
remember, pack it tight.

You have 30 seconds left.

♪ GRUNGE LIKE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

God, I'm gonna
catch hell for this.

Follow the map to the
ranch in Indiana.

I own it legit.

Put your name on the
deed and make me proud.

I love you Big Daddy.

Let s get this sh*t over with.

Your 60 seconds are up.

On my count.

3.

2.

1.

That's some good sh*t.

Woah, wait.

Come out with your hands
up and we will not harm you!

(TIRES LIGHTLY SCREECHING)

Stop! Stop!!

f*ck me.

♪ LIGHT COUNTRY MUSIC STRUMS ♪

♪ UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC ♪

Well that's a shitty
ass way for it all to end.

f*ckin' d*ck got
it too though.

So bales weigh
the same. f*cking prick.

Guess I ll be getting to spend
more time pa and all my kinfolks

that went before.

Sure they're all
smiling down now knowing that I

went out the only way could;

packing it tight, f*ring it up
and smoking it deep.

Ok, this should
be the county line.

That s east of course.

We ll go east.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

We ll stop at the next town
and no one will know us.

Is that okay?

Ok.

You can talk?
I thought you were a mute?

No.

Why didn t you
ever say anything?

Wow. Ain t life
just full of surprises.

♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ♪

WHOO!
♪ ROCK & ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ♪

♪ ROCK MUSIC STARTS ♪

♪ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

MARYJANE: I ve got a
tragic update for all of

my dank dudes and skunkettes.

My heart is sick.

Over 13 are confirmed dead.
Among some of them the greatest

growers of our time.

Their souls were stardust.

And their sticky
was straight icky.

We shall never
smoke the likes of it again.

The finest in
all my kingdom,

hand delivered by the green
goddesses themselves.

Never thought this
would be the last batch.

Wherever you are,
whatever the brand, join me in

a 100 blunt salute to those
who lost their lives in the

senseless v*olence.

(expl*si*n SOUND
OVER DISTORTED SOUNDS)

(UPBEAT DISTORTED 80'S SOUNDS)

♪ I DON'T LIKE TO
TIME MY LIVING ♪

♪ I THINK EVERYONE IS TRIPPIN ♪

♪ GOTTA ROLL MY JEANS IF
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ♪

♪ I SHOW SOME BABY THAT
YOU NEVER HAVE SEEN ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ YEAH COME ON ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE ♪

♪ THERE WAS A SAD ON A PLANET ♪

♪ SENT THE WHOLE
WORLD INTO A PANIC ♪

♪ THEY MOVED THEIR FEET
WHEN I HEARD THE b*at ♪

♪ AIN'T THE DEVIL BUT
IT SOUNDS SO SWEET ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ YEAH, COME ON ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE ♪

♪ HEY COME ON ♪

♪ COME ON, WELL COME ON ♪

♪ WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON ♪

♪ WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON ♪

♪ WELL COME ON ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE ♪

♪ JAZZY INSTRUMENTS ♪

♪ JAZZY INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE ♪

♪ MUSIC SLOWS AND
SOUNDS OLD TIMEY ♪

♪ I BET THE OLD
MAN LOST TRANSMISSION ♪

♪ I THREW AWAY
MY TALE OF VISION ♪

♪ DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH
ALL THAT ROCK AND ROLL ♪

♪ IF IT AIN'T ROCK AND ROLL I
DON'T WANNA BE ALIVE ♪

♪ YEAH COME ON, YEAH COME ON! ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON ♪

♪ WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON ♪

♪ WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON ♪

♪ WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT'FORE IT'S GONE ♪
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