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["Every Time" playing]

[shouting in Arabic]

Omar, what's the status

on the general?

[in Arabic]

-[speaking Arabic]


No? [laughs]



[speaking Arabic]

[soldiers shouting]

[in Arabic]

[shouting in Arabic]


Where is General Fezzan?

Tell me.

Hold the line, hey

Do you fight for pride

Or glory?

Do you hold your scars

Close to your heart?

Fall behind, yeah

Who will live

To tell your story?

You were taught

To leave no man behind

[engine starts]

I don't know

Where you have gone

You've got your back

Against the wall

Where's your backbone


Where's your backbone


Where's your backbone


Where's your backbone


You've got your back

Against the wall

Say, where's your backbone



I might be complicated,

but I ain't f*cking hopeless.


Is that what we call it?


Well, whatever it's called,

it's not working, is it?

[Christmas] Come on, Gina,

you're not looking

at the big picture.

[Gina] What's the big picture?

Is it you?

Are you my big picture?

Oh, my God, thank you.

You should get

the f*ck over yourself.

'Cause you know what

you actually are?

A caveman.

You do resemble a caveman.

[Gina] You know what it is?

-And you don't?

-You don't want competition.

Gina, please, calm down.

That's what

your problem is.

Me calm down?

Did you just tell me--

Don't tell me

to f*cking calm down!

I'm calm!

I've never been

more f*cking calm in my life.

"Oh, look at me.

I'm English. I'm avoidant.

I don't like to argue."

Well, guess what?

I just want a little peace

in my life. Right?

-It'd be nice.

-I'm from America, b*tch.

We're gonna fight about it.

Go. Just go. Go.

So what does that make me?

Does that make me stressful?

No, no, no.

A little violent perhaps.

I'm a professional.

Yeah. And a little violent.

[Barney grunting]

A little bit.

Teeny bit.

[Gina panting]

You know what it is?

I've got your skills

and then some.

And neither of you like it

because you're both cavemen.

She's talking to you.

Actually, she's looking

in your direction.

-I'm talking to you.

-[Barney] Mm-hmm.

But about you.

You might be my boss,

but I can tell that

you're also from this planet

called "hopeless"

where intimate relationships

and feelings

don't f*cking exist!

f*cking baby.

I've wasted so much

of my life on you.

You are a loser.

But I like you.


Why are you here?

I lost my ring at this bar,

and I need you to--

I'm sorry. Is that it?

Are we done talking?

Are you done

with this conversation?


It's more like

angry chatter.

f*ck you.

She's talking to you


It's depressing.

No. It's okay.

I liked her, Barney.

She's an Expendable,


Look, I got great respect

for your uncanny abilities.

I really do.

But you are a selfish prick.


We all are.

We have to be

to choose this life

over friends, over family.

We do this for money.

-That's the definition

of prickism.


What do you think

of my analysis?

Pretty good?

I think you're a moron.

You don't believe that.

With every cell in my body.


Why are we here?

I lost my ring last night

in a bet, and I'm here

to try to buy it back.


Yeah, seriously.

A silly little trinket.

I'm superstitious about it,

and I like it.

Feel like

I'm missing a finger.

[hard rock music playing]

I tried getting it back,

but this half-ass

won't negotiate.


Jumbo Shrimp.

Who's he?

You'll see.

-What's up, Barney?

-Hey, Billy.

So how'd you lose

your most prized possession?

Thumb wrestling.

You mean arm wrestling?


I mean thumb wrestling.

Like that.

Give me your hand.

No. Thumb wrestling?

You used to be strong.

What happened?

And you used to be hairy.

What happened?

Things change.

What's up, Barney?

Hey, how you doing?

Jumbo Shrimp around?

Is there a problem?

-My friend

wants his ring back.

-[Barney] Mm-hmm.

Bet's a bet, man.

You know, no offense,

but I'm missing my ring.

It stays where it is.

That's unacceptable.

Striking resemblance.

That's brutal.

-These the guys, Barney?


[Christmas] Now I see

why they call him Jumbo.

-No, the other guy, second guy.

-[Christmas] Oh.

You lost

to Santa's helper?

That's embarrassing.

I was drunk.

Well, you're not drunk now.

Why the f*ck am I here?

I hurt my back.

Since when?

A few weeks ago.

I can't even lift a fork.

I would do it for you.

But if you don't want

to do it, I understand.

If you're intimidated...


Hey, Lee.

Make it easy on yourself.

The classics.

I got this, Thumbo.

[laughs] Beer, please.

How you doing this nice day?

What do you prefer

to be called,

"Jumbo" or "Shrimp"?


Call me that again.

Cut your f*cking head off.

That's a little harsh,


Barney wants his ring back.

What did you call me?

How much for it back, Yoda?


It stays here, assh*le.

My back.

You see,

what we have here

is a matter of humiliation

and human kindness.

My friend here loves his ring

for all of his stupid reasons.

And it would be very nice

and civilized

if you gents would

understand that principle.

But since you choose to be--

Barney, what's the word?


Too long.



You leave me no other choice,


[exhales deeply]

-You're welcome.

-You're slowing down.


My turn, b*tch.


Come on, chuck.

Come on, cowboy. Bring it.

[dancers screaming]

Get him a beer

when he wakes up.

[Christmas grunting]

You almost k*lled me.

I thought you had a bad back.

You know, it's a miracle.

It just went away.

You know, I really didn't need

this lovefest.

I like spending time

with you.

[bikes departing]

Next time,

take me on a pony ride, okay?



Overwatch, what is the status?

[overwatch operator]

Sir, there are three soldiers

guarding the general.

You're gonna need backup.

I repeat, wait for backup.

What the f*ck is he doing?

No, no, no.

No, no, please. Please, don't.



What's up, General?


[doors open, close]

[grunts, chuckles]

Are my eyes deceiving me?


[Christmas] What's that thing

on g*n's head?


It looks like a sick cat.

Cats are cute.

That looks like tumbleweed.


-Hey, good evening, big man.


Let's talk.

What's that thing

on your head?

Oh, the wig?

Yeah, the wig.

Question is, why?

Well, I was chatting

with this girl on the Internet

and she likes

that '70s look, you know.

The Farrah Fawcett thing.

Got it. You met her yet?

Why-- Why would I do that?

I like the mystery.


[Barney] Yeah,

that makes sense.

Sounds special.

It does.

I liked him better

when he was a drunk.

I know what you mean.

Me too.

I'm happy for you.


Hey, is this the new guy?


Hey, it's Easy Day.

Good man. Ex-special forces.

-Hey, Barney.

-Hey, Easy.

This our sn*per?

Don't worry about it.

I got a prescription scope.

[Easy Day] What?

Well, Hawkeyes,

remember this face.

Don't sh**t it by accident.

[loud thud]

You don't have to worry

about me.

Who's this guy?

You're slipping, pal.

You hired him.

That's Galgo's son.

I have the eyesight,

the heart and the sex drive

of my father.

Tell me he doesn't talk

as much as his father.

He's worse.


Twice as bad.

It's gonna be a long trip.

I am Galan.

That suppose

to mean something?

[Barney laughs]

It's supposed to mean

a little something.

All right,

cut the bullshit.

All eyes on me.

Who's the suit?

His name is Marsh.

I did a few things with him

before I met you.

He's CIA.

Hey, Barney, how you doing?

How you doing, Marsh?

How they hanging?

Gravity's setting in.

Welcome to the club.

As much as I would like

to exchange pleasantries

with you guys,

there's a pressing matter

at hand.

Meet Suharato Rahmat.

Former British national

turned arms dealer.

He has his own private army

and he's been hired

to steal some detonators

for nuclear m*ssile

for a very dangerous client.

Word on the street is

the client's name is Ocelot.

[Barney] Hmm.

Now, those detonators

get in the hands of Ocelot,

he's planning on using them

to create

an international incident.

We can't let that happen.

So that's where

you guys come in.

Your landing zone is Qaddafi's

old chemical w*r plant

in Libya,

which I hear is very nice

this time of year.

Your mission is to make sure

the detonators stay there.

All right?

That's all I got.

Good luck.

Barney, keep 'em tucked.

I'll do my best.

Operation Ocelot.


When were you gonna tell me?

When you stopped

playing footsies

with your girlfriend.

Hey, why's Christmas so pissed

about this Ocelot mission?


He's just being Christmas.

-Copy that.

-[Toll Road]

He knows Barney very well.

He knows exactly how far

he's willing to go

to end Ocelot.

Who the hell

names himself Ocelot?

Years ago,

the CIA hired Barney

to find out

who code name "Ocelot"

actually is.

He was close

when somebody walked him

into an ambush

and nearly k*lled

his entire team.


Yeah, some would say

Ocelot's a ghost

that Barney created

to cover his own ass

for a mistake.

No f*cking way.

Ocelot exists and Barney

will bury him someday.

What the f*ck happened

to your ear, man?

I'm glad you asked me that.

I wrestled in college.

Common affliction in that sport

is contusions to the ear.

Small pocket of blood

that separates the skin

from the cartilage.

Come on, big bird.

Get up there,

you deathtrap.

Don't insult it.

We have

a successful liftoff.


[Galan] Maybe it was

my first mnage trois.

You know. You know, Toll Road,

what I'm talking about, right?


You know what is

a golden shower?

It's when the woman, she--

she squats down on top of you

and releases her bladder.

It's very liberating.

Wow, a world-class pervert.

You know what is

a golden shower?

You look like the type

who has had one before.

I'm cutting these losers.

I heard too much of that.

It's tune time.

Time for music.

[classical music playing]

It's ancient.

It's soothing.



Yeah, maybe.

[breathes deeply]

You know I had

a panic att*ck last night.

Did you really?

Are you sure?


Like your skin

starts to crawl?

Your heart is b*ating?

You know it.

Just take some Xanax

and pretend you're happy

with your life.

I am happy.

By the way,

you're the worst doctor, ever.

Maybe it's Gina

who's making you anxious.

She actually relaxes me.

It's this-- this-- The job.


Some guys are just not meant

for companionship.

Face the facts.


Maybe you want to die

a bitter old sod,

but not me.

I want to be cheerful, happy.

But I will come visit you

in the home.


-Scout's honor.

Let's see

what's going on.


One of them was covering me

in hot candle wax.

Forget it.


Where are the detonators?

[General Fezzan] Never!

Your wife.

Not my wife.

No, Allahu Akbar.


Your son is next.

P-Please, not my son.


Give me the detonators,

and I'll make it quick.

My son, Adam...

This is a fact

you cannot change.

Give me the detonators or...

Not my son.

Your choice.

Okay. Okay.

They are in control room.

The code to the safe







-Wise choice.


Let's wake up the kids.



East side



Where'd that come from?

Ah, this is gonna be fun.

-[Barney] LZ's hot.

-Here we go.



[Christmas] Intel was off.

Get creative!

Got it.

Touch and go.

Okay, rally up. Rally up.

Am I driving lead?


Take g*n to overwatch

and fall in.


Happy hunting.

Check it out.

There's something happening

at the w*apon plant.

We're on it.

[soldier panting]


I count four vehicles

and a lot of ops.

Well, let's make less of them.



Sir, I have a new transport.


Tell Ocelot we have them.

Let's go.

In position.

Load up!


Rahmat's got the detonators.

g*n, you got eyes on them?

Like crystal in headlights.

g*n, you're way off target.

What do you need,

a seeing-eye dog?

Damn spots.

Hey, Stevie Wonder,

you might want to

get that prescription checked.



[Barney] Heads up.

Lee, where are you?

Looks like we're making

our entrance.

Hold on to your huevos.

Let's fly, baby!


Who the f*ck is this now?



What do we do, boss?

k*ll them.

[merc] Open f*re!

[yelps, screams]

g*n, we could use some help!

Six months sober.

[g*n in distance]


Now that's

what I'm talking about, g*n.

Can you lose them?

-We're inside!


Split up.

Galan, we'll take point.

-You go after that squirter.




We lost the .50 cal.


Pull up alongside him.

Time to improvise.

I can improvise.




Gut sh*t. You'll live.

[grunts, screams]

[bone snaps]


Maybe not.



what the f*ck are you doing?

I'm improvising.



What's going on in there?

I need a status report now!

One more and we're on Rahmat.


[both grunting]

What the f*ck, Easy?


Only easy day was yesterday.


Initial success

or total failure?

Initial success.

I'm out of a*mo.

I'm coming in.

You mean total failure.

Christmas, where are you?

The detonators are compromised.

They're on the west side

heading north.

Don't let Rahmat leave

with those detonators

or there's gonna be

a lot of dead people.

[horn honks]

Get in, losers!

We're going shopping!

You might want

to watch your six!

f*re in the hole, fellas!


[g*n continues]

Cover me!


Don't worry, my friend.

I would never leave you behind.



I can't get the angle!


[alarm beeping]

I'm out of flares.

Damn it, Barney!

Stay on mission, Christmas.

You're toast up there.

Listen to him, man.

Get the detonators.


Get the detonators, Lee!

That's an order!

f*ck no.

I'm saving your dumb ass!


You're welcome!

Nice work, man,

but who's on Rahmat?

[helicopter whirring]


Holy sh*t.

[mourner] I miss him, man.

["(Don't Fear) The Reaper"


All our times have come...

We miss you, Barney!

Here, but now they're gone

Seasons don't fear

The Reaper

Nor do the wind

The sun or the rain

We can be like they are...

[Toll Road]

Everybody listen up.

There's an old expression.

Beware an old man

in a profession

where good men die young.

I'm sure Barney Ross has

had a seat reserved

at the big table up there

for some time now.

And he earned that seat.

He never stopped earning it.

He brought the best out

in each and every one of us

because he was the best of us.

To Barney.

[all] To Barney.

[crowd cheering]

How are you?


You don't gotta pretend, Lee.

You know Barney

wouldn't want to watch you

sulking like this.

It's true.

Can I help?

Well, since you're asking...

I'd like--

So when are we

going after the guys

that did this?

You ain't going nowhere.

You're done.

[clicks tongue, scoffs]

What's that mean?

You're off it.

-You're done. You're out.

-Bullshit, Marsh.

Who's gonna run

Barney's team?



What is this,

a bad joke?

Well, you disobeyed

a direct order

from your superior

and that cost us the mission,

so you're out.

-I was trying to save him.

-Well, you didn't.

It's our play, it's our call.

You're out.

[Easy Day]

It was Barney's sacrifice

to make, brother.

Good death for the mission,

it would count.

And you just took it from him.

Made his sacrifice worthless.



Thanks for the support.

You certainly picked

your moment, pal.


Barney hated cover bands.

I'll be in touch.


Nothing Barney did

was worthless.

You understand? Nothing!

[Toll Road]

Hey. Easy, cowboy.

f*ck you,

talking about Barney

in my face.

[Toll Road]

This ain't the place

or time.

[Galan] Por favor.

Please, please.



Pantry cook.

[clicks tongue]

Hospitality director.

Can be "hospitable-ish."

Private security detail

for a social media influencer.

[club music playing]

[guests chattering]


I'm gonna go get a drink.


We're about to go live.

We're about to stream

this sh*t,

and you girls look like sh*t.

Uh, no. No.


Hey, muscles.

Get over here.

[snaps fingers]

[guests chattering, giggling]

Here, dude. [chuckles]

Hold my sign.


I'm your

private security detail.

I'm here to protect you.

Not hold your sign.

[chuckles] You see anybody

looking to do me harm?

[sighs] Potentially.

[chuckles] Whatever.

Just hold the sign.


Double-O douchebag.

-[all gasp]

-[guest screams]

What's up, f*ck?

I'm here at my NOLA pad

live streaming to you at home.

Bringing a little


into your pathetic

little lives.


Look at these NOLA b*tches.

Which one-- No, which two

am I gonna f*ck after?


Oi. Have some respect

for the ladies.

I am live streaming here.

You guys believe this sh*t?

Look at this guy.

Who does this f*ck

think he is?

[in English accent]

"Oi, respect the ladies."

I'll respect them all right.

Respect them enough

to let them lick the sweat

off my b*lls.


[guests gasping]

f*ck, dude, my nose.

Do you know how much money

I make off this face, assh*le?




f*ck it.


[lock clicks]

[switch clicks]

Welcome home, love.

You're lucky

I didn't sh**t you.

[clicks tongue, sighs]


Hey, do you read now?

What is this?

Going somewhere, are we?

We're going after the guy

that got Barney.

The only good thing

that came out of Barney's death

was the unsealing of that file.

What the f*ck

does that mean?

What's in here?


Barney was part of

a classified operation

in between

international agencies.

And when it went south,

all the parties involved

decided to seal the file

until everyone

associated with it was dead.

So once Barney passed,

that file was declassified.

It gave us a vital clue

on Ocelot's identity.


I want in.

I'm coming with you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You weren't invited.


Well, won't you be lonely

without me?


There's lots of other boys

on the mission.


I'm not in the mood.

I'm gonna play

a little Hendrix.

Usually does the trick.

Don't start.


Oh, I'm starting.

[both grunting]


-Oh, I always liked this tattoo.

So did your brother.


This was always my favorite seat

in the house.

Well, these

and the cheap seats.

[both grunting]

You really need to be

more careful.


Make me.

Do an old soldier a favor.

First things first.


[breathing heavily]

When I first met Barney...

I was straight out of the SAS.

Nothing to my name,

down on my luck.

He took a chance on me

when no one else would.

We're gonna get the guy

that did this to Barney.

I promise.

I know I can't go with you.


But I want you to take this.



I'll make sure

to give Rahmat your regards.

[vehicle beeping]


[speaks Vietnamese]

You catch any of that?

I don't know

what she's saying.

-But why do you think

they call her Lash?

-I have no idea.

But I'd love to find out.

She can lash me anytime.

Oh, it's way bigger

than that, darling.

No, no.

That's the Chinese bird.

-We use the middle finger,

they use the pinky.


-But if the shoe fits...


I was saying

what's up with your ears?

-My ear?

-Oh, sh*t.

Well, everybody knows

I wrestled in college.

And a common affliction

in that sport is that you get

a contusion in the ear

that separates the cartilage

from the skin and

creates a little pocket.

I've had this one

drained nine times.

I've never seen him so quiet.

[Toll Road]

In essence, God gave me armor.


He hasn't said anything

since Barney d*ed.

[Toll Road]

Now, I caught my roommate

talking sh*t about it one time.

And I had to smack him

upside his head and give him

his own cauliflower ear.

That's just the way it goes.


You want to feel it? No?

It's not contagious.

I promise.

["Bigcityboi" playing]

Big city

Big city boi

Big city

Big city boi

Big city

Big city

Spacespeakers in the house

Make some f*ck noise

[people chattering]

How you doing, friend?

I'm looking for Decha.

[speaks Thai]


Ex-Task Force 90.

Thailand Special Forces.

Supposedly owns a boat

that docks around here.

Don't know anyone around here

like that.

But if he have boat,

boat down there,

not up here.

Thanks for your help.


Hey, excuse me, friend.

You know the owner

of this boat?

I'm looking

for a man named Decha.

I'm sorry.

Decha has long gone.

Oh, yeah? Where?

To a place of peace.



Yeah, well, there's a lot

of that going around.

Excuse me.

I can't let you

steal this boat, sir.

What's it to you?

Just a boat.

It's not yours.

Hey, listen,

I'm taking this boat

with or without your permission.

Why do you have

Barney's ring?

Barney's dead.

And I need this boat

to get to the people

who k*lled him.

I was looking for Decha.

From what Barney said

about the man, I could

use him for what's ahead.

Barney's dead.

I was once Decha,

the man you seek.

But I put that man

behind me.

If what you say is true,

Barney should have

his revenge.

Damn right, he should.


[both chuckling]

[Marsh] Okay, listen up.

The Thai cargo ship Jintara

was h*jacked

in the Andaman Sea

by our mutual friend Rahmat.

The Jintara

has changed course

and is tracking en route

to the Russian coast

of Vladivostok.

Now, due to

that royal f*ck

that was Libya,

Rahmat has taken possession

of the nuclear detonators.

The ship itself

is gonna be hosting an exchange

where they'll

be taking possession of

the remaining nuclear materials

needed to construct

a viable b*mb, nuclear type.

And we cannot let that happen.


Now, we also have

valuable intel

that says

that Ocelot will be

on the Jintara.

So this might be

our one and only chance

to learn of his true identity.

-Or her.

-What's that?

Could be a her.

Or her identity, yes.

And bring him or her in.

As you know, Barney's death

opened up a file

that reveals the name

of a man who worked

with Ocelot.

A witness

in witness protection.

More on him from Russo.

Name's Phen Lyong Bai.

Ocelot's former partner

who'd love to rat Ocelot out.

Snitches get stitches.

Right, g*n?

That's right.

Snitches get stitches.

I don't have to tell you

how sensitive

this mission is.

If the Russians get wind

that the US forces

are not only near

but inside

Russian territory,

it's a World w*r III

sh*t show.


So that's why

this mission carries

no US signature whatsoever.

Full deniability.

If this goes bad, it's on you.

And one last thing.

Since you Neanderthals

dicked up that last mission

in Libya without me,

I'm gonna be coming along

to babysit you this time.

Now, won't that be fun?


All right, so the mission's

gonna go down like this.

We're gonna run this as*ault

as a split team

with two separate objectives.

We're gonna HALO in.

Team Alpha's

gonna secure the bridge

while Bravo searches

and sweeps the boat.

We're gonna identify,


both Ocelot and Rahmat,

secure the detonators

and the nuclear components,

helo extract.

Any questions?

Is my delivery

a little different

than Barney's?

He probably

would have just said,

"Let's go."



let's go.

Is that an axe?

No, it's a snow shovel.

That makes sense.

Not for humanity,

but for you it makes sense.


Hey. So what's your story?

Barney told me

you were ex-Task Force 90.

Ultimate k*ller type.

Never seen anyone faster

or better.

There's only so many times

you can k*ll a man, Christmas.

Each time,

it gets easier.

You become numb to pain,

to joy, and to love.

With every person you k*ll,

you lose

a little more of yourself.

I had to stop

before there was nothing left.

Figured I'd be

using my axe by now.

This is too quiet.

Something ain't right.

Easy Day, Lash, you're with me.

The rest of you,

swing around port quarter.

Where's port quarter again?

I was Army.

We said left and right,

not port and starship sh*t.

Starboard is right.

Port, left. Quarter, back.

[Toll Road]

Got it.

Let's move.


Got a bad feeling about this.


where the hell is everybody?

The nuke

is definitely onboard.


[Marsh] All right, listen up.

Bad news.

They already have uranium

with the detonators.

There is now

an active nuclear b*mb

on the ship.

We're about to

take the bridge.

It's a ghost town in here.


Put your w*apon down now!


[Lash] What a f*cking mess

this turned out to be.

First Libya,

now this.

Somebody knew we were coming.

Both times.

My intel was solid.

-Your intel was sh*t.

-Ah, sh*t on this.

The intel

could have been leaked.

-We don't know you.

-He was verified.

Well, then maybe it was

your new girlfriend.

[Toll Road]

f*ck you, g*n.

You sold us out in Vilena

on that mission.

Think I'd forget about that?

Somebody did

sell us out.

How about your man?

You sold him out

so you could be on top.

Back off.

She wouldn't do that.

What? f*ck him on top?

f*ck you.

Maybe it's the mute

over in the corner.

What's up, Galan?

Cat got your tongue, cowboy?

[Easy Day]

Yeah, he's hiding something.

[g*n] Yeah.

-I never trusted

this f*cking guy.

-[door slams]

Who's the leader?


I'm the leader.


[hammer clicks]



Take him.

[Toll Road]


There she is.

Go time.

I'll go first.

Send down a signal

when it's clear

for you to follow.

This is as far as I go.

-I could use you.

-I can't.

If I let the old me out,

I don't know if I could ever

get him back in.

I understand.



[chattering continues]

Should be carnage up here.

Where are you guys?

[merc] My shift's done.

Going downstairs.

Don't move

and turn around.


Well, which one is it,


Don't move

or turn around slowly?

Turn around.

Very slowly.

Ah! Jesus Christ!

Colin, you scared

the sh*t out of me,

you bellend.


Who the f*ck is Colin?

Don't give me that.

Hey, you need to be

careful with that.

That could go off

in your hand.


[radio chatter]

Perfect timing,

Mr. Marsh.


This mission was a trap.

Somebody leaked our intel.


My demands are simple.

Prisoner exchange.

I want your prisoner,

Phen Lyong Bai.

A dear friend of a friend.

If not,

Mr. Marsh will be the example

of how deadly serious I am.

So, what's it going to be,


I don't have the authority.

I know you don't!

But I know someone who does.

Let's get the last

of the fake planes up.

And the rocket's

Red glare

The b*mb bursting in air

[radio chatter]


you sneaky little sausage.

I can get you the authority.

Phen Lyong Bai

is in your lockup.

Your contact is Donald Allman,

authorization 2-2-5-7-9.


And no funny business.

It's your call

whether the Expendables

need to live up

to their namesake or not.

[mercs chattering]


[influencer] Bringing a little


into your

pathetic little lives.


Look at these b*tches.

Which one-- No, which two

am I gonna f*ck after?

[Christmas] Oi.

Have some respect

for the ladies.


I am live streaming here.

You guys believe this sh*t?

Look at this guy.

-[mercs laughing]

-[in Bulgarian]

"...the ladies."

I'll respect them all right.

Respect them enough

to let them lick

the sweat off my b*lls.

[in Bulgarian]


This doesn't belong to you.


Where are my friends?


Where are my friends?


Sir, we might have a problem.

Paithoon and Takk

have gone dark.


Room 657, B-deck.

Much appreciated.



[merc on radio]


Don't mind if I do.

Report back, Takk.

We may have a rat onboard.

Check everyone's status.



Takk can't come

to the phone right now.

He's a little limp.

Who is this?

[Christmas laughing]

A man who made a mistake

letting you live.

But I'm here to remedy that.

[Rahmat] Ah.

Look who's still

trying to be a hero.

How nice of you

to come aboard.

If you're hoping for

a redo of the mess in Libya,

you're too late, I'm afraid.

My men are on their way

to hunt you down.

So I guess it's up to me

to put you in an early grave.

Just like I did your friend

in Libya.


He wasn't my friend.

He was my brother.

So you can bring your army.

Bring all the f*cking men

you want

and I'll work through

every last one of them.

When I get to you,

I'll make sure

that the only way

you leave this ship

is in a wonderful variety

of pieces.

-[alarm sounding]

-[mercs shouting]

Don't sh**t by the b*mb!

-[groans, yells]



[mercs shouting]

-[engine starts]




you have eyes on the rat?


Yes, sir.


[Pavel] Corridor, deck one.

Deck two.



[Pavel] Officers' dining area,

deck three.




[engine revving]

Rubber side down, mate.

[mercs shouting]

He's on the stern.



[mercs shouting]

What are you doing?

Thought you were done

with this life.

It would be disrespectful

to Barney's memory

to let his friend die.

I like the look.

Thank you.

-Then let's get to it.


[shouting continues]

Everything's sealed tight

down here.

[Toll Road]

Yeah, these are

welded up solid too.

Okay, so what's next?

Bilge system.


Bilge system.

In emergencies,

it clears water

from the ship's dry areas.

If you get it open,

it should let us out of here.

[g*n] Come on, man.

Let's get

this f*cking thing open.

[groaning] Damn it.

-Well, that ain't budging.

-No sh*t. It's got to get wet.


Wet. If it gets wet,

it'll open.

Well, anybody gotta pee?

[Toll Road] I gotta go.

I've had to piss

since we HALO'd in here.

A little privacy, please?

The hyoid bone.

It's the only bone

in the human body

not connected to any others.

It's right here in the throat.

Without it, we cannot speak.

With these hands,

I will claw the hyoid bone

from the throat

of that f*ck Rahmat,

stick it up

his boyfriend's culo,

then make both

of their asses apologize

while they drown

in their own blood.

Barney was my hero.

I do not speak,

I cannot speak,

because my mind is full

of these brutal,

visceral fantasies,

fantasies that will now

become a hellish reality.


You should go back

to not talking.

[urinating continues]

[zipper zips up]


-Any takers?

This will lead us

to the men

who k*lled Barney?

[Gina] Uh, yes.

I will avenge him.

Guess he does

like golden showers.

Lyong Bai is en route to you

as we speak.

I expect to have my team

returned alive.

Of course.

For what is a man

without his word?


-Prepare for exchange.

Moving out!

-This way.


Your friends

will be really happy

to see you, right?

Probably not.

Gina will have to admit

she needs me.

On three.



Nobody here.

No sh*t.

Where did they go?

You smell piss?

[sniffing] Yeah.

We're gonna stay quiet

until it's time to get loud.

Okay, okay. Yeah.

Get on the ground!

Time to get loud?

It's you

who needs to get down

on the ground, pal.

Or what?

Or get wasted

by an Expendable.

Don't tell me.

You're happy to see me.

Technically, you're not

an Expendable anymore,


Especially you.

Such a pleasure.


Great timing.

Easy Day.

Feliz Navidad.

Is that my Traumahawk?


How do you like it?

Growing on me.


What took you so long?

Did you think

that I was gonna believe

you were actually

just gifting me your Kn*fe?

You gifted her

your Kn*fe?

And they say

romance is dead.

He put a tracker in it.

It was all part of the plan.


-[Christmas chuckles]

I feel a little used.


Okay, let's go.

Hey, g*n,

watch our six.

I like your hair.

-Who's your new friend?


Old friend of Barney's.

Kicks ass

with the best of them.

Any friend of Barney's

is all right by me.

Rahmat took Marsh.

Huh. I'm devastated.

First things first.

Toll Road, I need you

to take a look at something.

It's a big f*cking b*mb.

With the detonators

that we didn't get.

We're f*cked.

Can you elaborate?

This thing's wired

to go in 27 minutes.

It's tamperproof.

Got mercury switches.

The only way we're shutting

this bad boy down is to find

the remote k*ll switch.

That's the last line

of defense.

Now, it's short range,

so whoever has that

on their person

is on this f*cking boat.


[Gina] Rahmat.

Who's Rahmat?

Guy who k*lled Barney.

We probably

just entered Russian waters.

Dressing this ship to look like

a US aircraft carrier

with a primed nuke

about to blow

off the coast of Russia.

It's going

to start World w*r III.

Clock is ticking.

Let's lock and load.

New location, deckside.

It's all about

this k*ll switch now.

Switch off Rahmat


Well, can you make us

something loud and messy?

Does the pope sh*t

in the woods?

No, the pope don't sh*t

in the woods.

Or next to a bear.

Why you gotta say sh*t

like that?

["P.I.M.P." playing]

I don't know

What you heard about me

[music continues, muffled]

What is that?

That I'm

A f*ck P-I-M-P

I don't know

What you heard about me

But a b*tch can't get

A dollar out of me

No Cadillac, no perms

You can't see that I'm

A f*ck P-I-M-P

Now, shorty, she in the club

She dancing for dollars

She got a thing

For that Gucci

That Fendi, that Prada

That BCBG--

[music ends]

Oh, sh*t! b*mb!


[merc shouting]



[shouting continues]

f*ck it!

You're welcome.


Don't mention it.

[shouting continues]

[g*n continues]


Good to be back.

I got you.


Hey, puta.



I got him.



Toll Road!

Easy! Man down! Man down!


[mercs continue shouting]

Can you kiss that

and make it better?

Maybe later.

I'm a little busy right now.

I got him.

Hey! [grunting]


-[grunting continues]




Ready for prisoner exchange.

Three minutes

until we touch down.

Standing by for the exchange.

[Rahmat] Proceed as planned.


How you doing, Rahmat?

I see you like

to play with knives.

Well, I ain't playing no more.

You're gonna give me

the k*ll switch,

and we're gonna end all this.

Come and get it, hero.



Is that the biggest one

you've got?



That's the biggest one

I got.

[wheezing, groaning]

Lee, you good?


[groans, screaming]

Where's the k*ll switch?

You f*cking idiot.

I don't have the k*ll switch.

My boss has it.


[helicopter whirring]


Phen Lyong Bai is here.

He's our witness

that can identify Ocelot.

-Hello, Bai.

-Oh, my God, no.


Bye-bye, Bai.

Marsh is Ocelot.

He's had the k*ll switch

this whole--


That's for Barney.

How long until detonation?

Twelve minutes.

All right, we got 12 minutes

before this ship blows up

like a Roman candl--

Hey, Marsh.

I guess you won't be needing

that anymore.

All right, Christmas!

You're like genital warts!

Always showing up

where you're not wanted

and refusing to go away!

You got something I need,


I'm coming down to get it.

I guess you figured out

that this device right here

is the only thing

preventing World w*r III,

a conflict that,

while devastating for many,

it'll be insanely,


insanely profitable

for somebody.

And that somebody

is gonna be me.

And the Expendables

will take all the blame!

So, enjoy the show!

k*ll them all!

Take cover!

[Lash] Everybody get down!


We need to get clear

of this boat

or we're all gonna get fried!

Jumping overboard

is seeming like

a decent plan right now.

We'll never make it out

of the blast zone.

We'll never make it in time.


-Hey, man, you're not

going down on my watch.

We gotta move.

He's bleeding out.

I got an idea.

We can take my boat.

It's being towed.

That's a great idea.

Next time,

let's start with that!


g*n, give us cover f*re.

We're on the way out.

Copy that.

Cover f*re.

[mercs shouting]

[Gina] Meet at the stern.

Repeat, meet at the stern.

[shouts in Bulgarian]


-We gotta move!

-[Toll Road grunts]

[merc] I saw them go

to the other side.

There's no one on the bridge.

Start searching the ship.

[mercs shouting]

Toll Road, you're next.

Galan, you're up.


Never mind.


Let's go.

Mission first!

I gotta turn this ship around.

Make my sacrifice count!

It's his decision to make.

Decha, we need to move

or Toll Road's

not gonna make it.

[merc] Check in block-D

then go around.



[merc captain] Get the rest of

the inflatable boats up here.

[merc] Sir,

we're headed back out to sea.

[merc captain] Move it,

move it, move it, people!

Genital f*cking warts.

Take him out!

Get that RIB inflated!

We need to get the ship

back on course.

Get up to the bridge

and fix this.

But, sir...

But, sir, what?

The nuke is gonna blow.

We can't go up--

How do you feel

about a promotion?

All to the bridge!

Take him down!

All to the bridge! Go, go!

Looks like I'll be

seeing you soon, Barney.



[Marsh] Christmas!

Right here, Marsh.

Ho ho ho! I see you

called in the cavalry!

Well, you can't

get rid of me.

Well, the fun's in trying.

Why don't you come down




Old school.

Don't mind if I do.

Can't wait.

Don't you f*cking move!

I'll be right down.

Barney tried

to expose me 25 years ago,

and he failed.

But you,

you're a good soldier.

You're a very good soldier.

But this, I mean,

this is above and beyond.


This is next level.

Barney would be

proud of you.


you can tell him yourself.

Because you're

about to join him.

So very nice.

Look what Santa

brought me.

The f*ck?


Hey, I had him

with the classics!

You almost f*cking k*lled me!

You're welcome.

Come on!

The f*ck is happening?

Hold on!

Where are the nukes?

In the stern.

Hey, you were dead!

-The hell's going on?

-I'm a little busy.

So what's the story?

Twenty-five years ago,

we were doing a covert op,

and eight of my team

got wiped out.

I had to fake my own death

to open up a classified file,

driving Marsh out of hiding

so I could prove he's Ocelot.

Why'd you keep it from us?

If I didn't take that job,

they'd all be alive.

So, it was personal.

You understand.


I need a drink.

Me too.

-You're buying.

-I'm broke.

-You were funnier

when you were dead.



Great spending time

with you again.

But you could use a shower.


[Galan] Toll Road,

you owe me 20 bucks.

Guess you won't

be needing glasses.

Not bad.


Salute to my friends

who never quit.

Cheers to you all.



[Barney] To you guys.

[Toll Road]

What about that corny quote

on the ship, Christmas?

-You don't need to

repeat that, Toll Road.

-"Make my sacrifice count!"

Yeah, f*ck you.

Stop giving him

such a hard time.

I think it's sweet.


That's sweet.

They're all just jealous

because you're

the most handsome one.

I know.

Ain't love beautiful?

Hey, Toll Road.



[Galan] Barney Ross,

back from the dead.

Only you could walk away

from a blazing inferno

with not a scratch on you.

You are like a mythical bird

raising up from the ashes.

I don't know

how you do it.

Just a moment.

I am relaxed. I'm trying

to talk to my hero over here.

Would you give me some space

please, Easy Day?

Hey, lame brain,

you got a minute?

Of course.

A minor question.

Step right in.

-There it is. Piece of junk.


I missed this.

Thanks, my friend.


I need to know.

Who the corpse is?


You ever wonder

what happened

to Jumbo Shrimp?

[computer voice]

Warning. Terrain ahead.

Too low.

Warning. No landing gear.

Pull up.

You didn't.

Oh, yes, I did.

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

I said

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back

You know that chick

That used to dance a lot?

Every night she'd be

On the floor

Shakin' what she's got


When I tell ya she was cool

She was red hot

I mean, steamin' like that

And that time over

At Johnny's place

Well, this chick got up

And she slapped Johnny's face

Man, we fell about the place

If that chick

Don't wanna know, forget her

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

I said

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back in town

The boys are back
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