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I learned early on in my career

that a job well done has

three critical parts.

- ID badge, please.

- Sure.

It's here somewhere.

Ah, there we go.

First, the right crew.

It takes more than one

flint to make a f*re.

Almost got it.

I'm here for a private viewing.

Yes, sir, down the hall.


Two... there's

how things are,

and how things appear to be.

Is it normal for museum

guards to have machine g*n?

They weren't there two days

ago when we did the recon.

Alpha, what's the call?

This feels off, but we've

got to stay the course.

All right, which door is it?

Third door on the left.

Other left!

Where is it?

It's hanging on the wall right

when you walk in the room.

I'm in the room, it's not here.

What? You're in the room?

What the hell?


Abort, abort!

We've been compromised, abort!

Three, Plan A is

only as good as your Plan B.

All right, uh... down the

stairs, out the back door.


Oh, sh*t.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

- What the hell happened?

- Our network was hacked.

Think it was a setup?

It felt off in there.

There's how things are,

and there's how

things appear to be.

Trust your gut next time.

Yeah, well, whatever went

wrong, we need to figure it out,

but we have bigger

issues to deal with.

We gotta get ahead of this mess.

Yeah and off the streets.

Iggy, take us to Rumble's HQ.

- You sure?

- We have no choice.

Copy that.

Darius Emanuel Grouch...

The Third.

Better known as...

The Rumble.

I am very disappointed.

The painting wasn't there,

someone knew we were coming.

Warhol, De Kooning, Pollock,

bunch of b*tches.

How about I just

blow your brains out,

I'll create my own damn Pollock!

Now Asgar Jorn, the

"Disturbing Duckling."

That's modern art, and

now I'm disturbed, Jack.

You a gambling man, Jack?

Not anymore.

Once a gambling man,

always a gambling man.

You bet everything you had.

You had a 50-50 sh*t, Jack.

Toss of a coin.

One side, in a split second,

you make enough money to retire.

You, your crew, your family...

live the life

they always dreamed of.

On the other side,

you lose... everything.

My, how everything can

change in just a second.

You trusted your gut,

Jack, and it lied to ya.

And I've paid for it ever since.

You owed a lot of money

to some very bad people.

I'm not just a businessman,

I'm an opportunist.

So I bought your debt.

I own you.

Now you're gonna have

to repay me that debt.

Those people would've k*lled ya.

I saved you, resurrected

you from the ashes!

Now, you have to be

able to trust those

who work for you.

Can I trust you, Jack?

You know you don't

have to ask me that.

Then where the hell

is my painting?

If I had my damn painting,

we wouldn't be having this

conversation, now would we?

Since you didn't bring me

my $40-million painting,

I'm gonna need you to pay

me back... with interest.

Can we just get to the job?

Good man, Jack, good man.

There is a legend

in the underworld,

for those in the know,

it's the called the Money Plane.

Some of the baddest mother

f*ck on the planet

are on that plane,

all craving action,

whatever you wanna wager on,

the Money Plane has you covered.

You wanna bet on a dude f*cking

an alligator...

Money Plane.

Untouchable by any government,

because the flight

always takes place

in international airspace.

Word is they have over a

billion in crypto on board,

and millions in cash.

I want you and your crew

to take down the house.

No, no, you got to

be kidding me, right?

Do I look like I'm joking?

Now I'm gonna be fronting

you the money for the buy in,

and I'm arranging cover

stories for you and your crew

to get on board undetected.

This is bat-sh*t crazy, Darius.

We can't do it.

No, what's crazy is I

don't have my painting,

yet you're here talking

to me, still very alive.

Look familiar?

You're more valuable

to me alive, for now.

That's the only reason, Jack.

You don't bring me back what

I want from the Money Plane,

and you won't have

anything to come back to.

Do you understand me?

I..If we pull this off, and...


Not "If".

"When" you pull this off!

When we pull it off,

that's it, we're square.

And not just me, but my

entire crew. We're done!

Yeah, we're square.


This bag has

everything you need.

All the details, the money

I'm fronting you, everything.

And - as a little

incentive to you,

You and your crew can keep

whatever's left in the vault.

Now go get me my money, Jack.

Have a safe flight.

This is the last one, I promise.

Hey, what happened

to the last, last one?

Well, we didn't complete

the job, did we?

It's not our fault the

painting wasn't there!

Hey, let's stay focused.

What's the job?

We are going to rob

the Money Plane.

It's an airborne casino,

chartered by a bunch

of elite criminals,

who bet on all

kinds of crazy sh*t.

It operates over

international airspace,

but, apparently, it has

$1-billion in cryptocurrency.

- And we're gonna steal it?

- Yeah.

It's insane!


I love it!

And how do we do this?

I'm going to take on the

persona of a Mr. Phillip Monroe,

he's an infamous

human trafficker,

but he did all of his

business digitally,

so nobody knows

what he looks like.

Well, what happened

to the real Monroe?

It seems Isabella had a

run in with Mr. Monroe

last June in Moscow.


Now Trey, I need you

to go undercover,

you're gonna be my

right hand on the plane.

Copy that.

Isabella, you're

gonna be on board as well

posing as a flight attendant,

I got your cleared

credentials already.

What about me, Jack?

What do I do, who am I?

You, Iggy, you're gonna be

my main man on the ground.

You're gonna be managing

all the hardware,

and basically

controlling everything.

What, tech support?

That's Trey's job!

I know, but I need

Trey on board with me.

Now, there's no security cameras

actually on the plane,

so we're gonna use

that to our advantage.

Once on the plane, we

create a diversion,

so I can sneak off, and

take control of the cockpit.

Trey will represent me,

while Isabella

searches for the vault,

and the server room.

Once located, Isabella

will open the vault.

Trey will sneak in the server

room, and hack the server.

From there, you're

gonna transmit the key

for the house crypto wallet,

and create an untraceable

relay to our main man, Iggy.

Ground support, what a sh*t job.

Iggy, you're gonna be

awaiting my signal.

Once we're in range, you're

gonna be on the receiving end

of over a $1-billion

in cryptocurrency.

Can you handle that?

Yeah, I got it covered.

Once you've given us the signal

that you've received

the transfer,

then the three of us will

go down to the cargo hold

where we will parachute out,

with all of the money

we took from the vault.

We'll be gone before

anybody knows what happened.

Memorize your files.

Short prep time on this job.

Get a good night's rest.

If we do this right, we can

take care of our families,

and move wherever

the hell we want.

We depart day after

tomorrow, 0500.


Ooh. Direct sh*t.


I don't fight fair!

I quit your

team, and start my own!

That's not fair, I'm

gonna h*t you good.

- There, I got one in.

- I have a shield.

All right you two!

It's bedtime.

Come on Mom, already?

Yes honey, you got to go to bed.

Yeah, it's bedtime

sweetie, go get washed up.

I'll be up for a

story soon, okay?

- But Dad, just five more...

- No buts.

I can't believe you have to

leave on such short notice.

I know, no one's more

upset about it than I am.

Dad, I'm waiting!

All right dad,

it's story time.

- We'll pick this up later.

- Yeah we will.

And all was well in

Sherwood Village.

For now.

So, it's okay to steal

if it's someone bad?

Well, I mean they would

have to be really bad.

So, I can steal all

of Harriet's candy,

because she is mean to everyone?

I'm sure that

Harriet is a tyrant,

but if you stole and

ate all the candy,

well, then you'd get sick,

so wouldn't it be

nicer if you shared it?

'Night sweetie.

You okay?

Yeah, of course, just thinking.

She's amazing, isn't she?

Yeah, she is amazing.

Well, come to bed, babe.

You owe a lot of money

to some very bad people...

I saw an opportunity,

so I bought your debt.

Now you work for me.

To repay your debt, I

need you and your crew

to take down the house.


...go get me my money, Jack.

Oh Jesus.

I almost sh*t you.

I almost sh*t you!

Did you pick the lock?

No, Claire told me

where the spare was.

Why do you keep movin' it?

Because you keep using it.

Remind me again,

why did you make me

your daughter's godfather?

That was Sarah's idea.


Well, come on in.


I got that intel you wanted.

Thanks, Harry.

It's su1c1de,

you know that, right?

It's the last one.

Oh, where have I

heard that one before?

Listen, I got no choice.

I haven't gambled in five years,

since I got my team

into this mess.

Gambling was never your problem.

You know, in the beginning you

were betting on your skill,

not your luck.

You were the best,

one of the best,

at any poker table anywhere.

Then you got greedy.

But when you lost,

when you lost big,

best thing that ever

happened to you.


We got you back.

Sarah got her husband back,

I got my best friend back.

But make no mistake, Jack,

you got great instincts.

You need to trust 'em, stop

second-guessing yourself.

Ever since I lost that

hand, don't know if I can.

It's ironic, isn't it.

Gambling is what got you

into this whole mess,

and now, the Money Plane.

Casino in the sky.

Full of the world's most

dangerous criminals.

You sure know how

to pick 'em, pal

But hey,

if anybody's gonna pull

it off, it's gonna be you...

you and your crew.

Heck, might even be a good time.

I doubt that.

But maybe I can convince

you to come with us anyway?


Not this time, buddy.

I got this thing about planes.

Coming from

the youngest major general

in the United States Air Force.

Hell, I would've made Lieutenant

if I didn't quit to run

around the world with you.

Agh... Feels like a...

another life!

But someday, I'd love to get

back in the cockpit again,

and fly around the

world, kick ass...

Well, here's your chance!

Another life.

Listen, uh... may I ask

you a favor?


Be my backup guy on the ground?

Stay here at the house.

Look after the girls...

I'd owe you one.


Anything for my

goddaughter, right?

And I'm gonna look into

this museum job too.

Something seems off

about that, but hey,

anything goes wrong up

there, I'm a phone call away.

Thanks pal.

Hello, and welcome!

- Crew.

- Wonderful,

you'll still need to place

your w*apon in the bin.

Oh! All w*apon please.



Mister Monroe. And

this is my associate,

Mr. McGillicuddy.

Wonderful, thank you.

w*apon in the box, please.

I.. I don't carry any g*n.


Thank you.


Ladies and

gentlemen, before you board,

you must deposit your funds,

and remember to keep your

digital wallet wristband on

at all times, it'll allow

you to access your account,

and wager freely.

Welcome aboard.

- This is going to be good!

- Nice.

Really nice.

Ladies and gentlemen,

as a representative

of the house,

it is my pleasure to welcome

you to the Money Plane.

I am your concierge, and

I'm here to facilitate

your every desire for

action and speculation.

As you know there are

no cameras on board,

this is to ensure the

utmost discretion.

Rest assured, both

you and your funds

are thoroughly secure.

Myself and my staff

are here on board

to bring you anything and

everything that you desire.

At this point in time,

I wanna introduce

you to my bookkeeper.

Who will go over the

rules of the house.

Thank you.

Good afternoon.

As a representative

of the house,

it is my job to inform you

of our zero-tolerance

cheating policy.

I cannot express to you enough

how important it is for

your personal well being.

There'll be no loud,

aggressive behavior,

which might disturb another

guest, or crew member.

There'll be no fighting, no

m*rder, no dismemberment,

unless of course, those

things are permitted

within the rules of engagement

for a specific event.

Keeping that in mind,

good luck, and have fun.

Now without further

ado, sit back, relax,

and prepare for takeoff.

Now, that is a smooth takeoff.

Obliged, we employ the

finest pilots in the world.

I know, because I

myself am a pilot.

It's a long flight,

can I give you a nice tip

so we could be friends?

The airplane consists

of the lounge.

That's where you will

find dining and libations.

It also serves as

our sports book,

where you will be

gambling and placing bets

on a series of live

themed adventures.

Next, we have the

main casino floor,

where you'll find

traditional casino fare.

At any point in time,

myself or my staff

can provide you with

a private guest suite

for a power nap, a steam shower,

or if you need to take care

of any personal business.

Please respect the rules

of the house at all times.

May I help you, sir?

Yeah, what's the deal with

the rates for the babes?

What are the prices on this?

The attendants are valued

employees of the house.

They are not for sale.

However we do offer a

wonderful variety of companions

that we can provide

you at any time.




this is amazing.

Holy sh*t.

A game is about to start.

The American Classic,

Texas Hold 'em,

is about to begin in

the main casino floor.

I've got to find

that server room.

I have to take control

of the cockpit.

It's gonna be a long

flight, let's go.

All right, I'll need to

scan your wristbands,

so you could buy in

to the game, please.

Thank you.


Thank you.

Perfect, please respect

the dealer at all times,

and as always,

respect the house.

Good luck and have fun.

Welcome to high

stakes Texas hold 'em.

It's your first time?

It is.

Me too, I'm Phillip Monroe.

I know who you are.

Kingpin of the largest

human trafficking ring

on three continents.

Now, human trafficking

is the third largest

criminal enterprise,

right behind dr*gs, and

my personal favorite,

arms dealing.


We met once.


Mr. Vertelli, we

know who you are.

You're the infamous arms dealer

who supplied Iran with materials

to become nuclear capable.

You've got me figured

out, Kemosabe.

But you were already on

the FBI's most wanted list

for selling chemical

w*apon in Syria.

Thousands of women

and children suffered.

And here's the kicker,

the Syrian government tried me,

and I was acquitted

by the United Nations,

which makes me an innocent man.

Put a lot of bodies in the

ground in your way to the top.

Look, my granddaddy sold

g*n, my daddy sold g*n,

I sold my first w*apon

before I lost my virginity.

Now, I'm sellin'

nuclear w*apon.

Living the American dream,

now who the f*ck is this guy?

- I'm Mr. McGillicuddy.

- Well Mr. McGillicuddy,

I'm willing to assume

if some of the women

and children, that you harvest,

were armed by me, there'd

be quite a few less people

trapped in forced labor,

wouldn't there be?

Gentlemen, anything to drink?


I'm good.

Is this gonna be a

thing between you two?

You seem to like it.

Is it really necessary?

More than 50% of of your

victims are sexually exploited,

and you've got a

problem with my guy

hitting on a waitress?

Come on.

I just wanna play some

poker, that's all.

Drinks gentlemen?

Round one to Reid.

Mr. Vertelli, keep

your dog on a leash.

You will not be warned again.

All right, everybody calm down.

Let's play some cards.

Reid, you need to relax

a little bit.

Howdy folks, deal me in.

Splendid. Now we have a game.

Quite the game, ladies and

gentlemen, quite the game.

The table shows the

four of diamonds,

the five of hearts,

the seven of clubs,

and the queen of spades.

All in.

Dammit, thanks for

making me feel alive.

I call.


JR Crockett calls.

I call.

Fortune favors the bold.

Here comes the river.

A pair of sevens.


Full House!

Mr. Monroe please

show your hand.

And a pair of fours.


our winner is JR Crockett.

I'd like to retire

to a room please,

I'm feeling off, transfer

my funds to my associate,

Mr. McGillicuddy, I'd

like him to keep playing

- for me please.

- Of course, sir.

Proceed to the lounge,

I'll makes you're

somebody checks you in.

Thank you.

Mr. Monroe is transferring

his funds to Mr. McGillicuddy,

please make sure that

he can wager freely.

Thank you.

All right, good luck young man.

Your winning allows you

to choose the next event.

Well you know I'm a Texan,

but I can still enjoy

a glass of vodka.

Comrades, who wants some?

Hey honey.

You're not supposed

to be down here.

Rules were meant to be f*cked.

You wanna get f*cked?

Now, you're gonna have to leave,

or else, I'm gonna be

forced to call security.

You tell on me?

What's in the bag?

Employees only.

- Leave!

- What are you up to?

Wouldn't you like to know?

You got b*lls of steel, amigo.

What's with the red table cloth?

Easier to clean up.

The game, is

roulette of the Russian variety.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have

a game of Russian roulette,

featuring undefeated

champion, Mr. JR Crockett.

Bets are open.

You know, at first

I thought to myself,

that's a brave man,

then I realized, Mister...?



A fine Irishman.

And I realized,

Mr. McGillicuddy,

that's not a brave man,

he has a secret.

That is a man,

who's ready to die.

Ready to meet his maker,

ready for what comes next,

because you have

placed yourself tonight

at this table across

from JR Crockett himself,

and that I, JR

Crockett, never lose.

I can't lose, I can't be b*at.

No sh*t, or he wouldn't

be here boring us to death

with this speech.

Your blindfold, sir.

You will be playing first.

20 to one odds, any

takers on 20 to one odds?

20 to one odds, ladies and

gentlemen, 20 to one odds.

Give me a cool

million at 20 to one

- on the Irishman.

- As you wish.

Oh hell, where are my manners?

Sir, as the returning champion,

you have earned the

right to play second,

without even a flip of the coin.

Oh, so you got to go first.

Nah, I'm good, you go!

Sir, as the challenger, you

are obliged to go first.

Rules are rules.

But the man wants to go

first, let the man go first.

The man is just

offering a kind gesture,

the rules of the game are clear.

- I wanna to see the book!

- I am the book.

Oh goddammit, give

me the f*cking g*n.

I can't lose.

It's about time, what

took you so long?

My f*cking feet are k*lling me.

I hate these shoes.


f*cking copilot.

Oh god.


- McGillicuddy.

- Thank you.

Don't worry ladies

and gentlemen,

let me remind you our pilots

are the best in the world.

Rest assured, there's

nothing to worry about.

Come here.

Bravo, can you hear me?

- Loud and clear.

- Good.

- Delta come in?

- Copy.

On plane comms connected.

We have control of the cockpit.

Sit rep.

I'm just in the lounge, putting

something in my stomach.

Hey, you guys feel

that turbulence?

Wait, you're eating?

The cargo hold is strange.

What's strange about it?

Well, it was glowing,

and the door was cold.

Server room.

Get down there as soon as

you can, and check it out,

On it.

I'm gonna establish


with Charlie on the ground.

Charlie's Pizza?

Charlie, we have

control of the cockpit,

I'll be re-directing

the plane shortly

to calibrate locations. Sit Rep?

I'm in position,

everything's unloaded.

Got a few things to set up,

we should be up and

running shortly.

Nicely done.

I mean, I've still got some

more time though, right?

Set up the damn gear up now.

Copy, it will be done

by next communication.

- Over and out.

- Over and out.

Mr. Luck-of-the-Irish himself!

That was quite a game.

And you're in luck once again,

the next event is

about to begin.

Follow me to the sports book.

Right this way, sir.

Yeah, gotta scratch that itch.

- Let me ask you something.

- Sure.

Can I just bet, and not

participate in the next game?

You know pace myself.

- Chill out a bit.

- Quite right Sir.

May I remind everyone of our

zero-tolerance cheating policy.

Oh my, it's almost time for

the first Themed Adventure

- on the flight.

- Sounds riveting.

The house never disappoints.

Our Themed Adventure wagers

are some of the highlights

of the flight.

According to most of

our recent surveys.

So find a seat, sit

back, and relax,

our Themed Adventures

are about to begin.

Final bets, the event

is about to start.

Mr. McGillicuddy, what

would you like to wager?

I'll take the blue corner.

You're a witty young man.

It's a timed event.


17 minutes, very aggressive,

but we wouldn't expect

anything less from you.

17 minutes, fine.

Betting is closed on this event.

Man versus Cobra.

- Hello.

- Checking in on my money!

I'd like to keep this

line open for my team.

Yeah, that's right.

Papa bear taking

care of the kids.

Can't hunt and gather on their

own, textbook codependency.

Speaking of codependency,

what do you want?

I want my damn money, Jack.

Don't do that, don't

use my real name.

Oh right, you're on a mission!

So we'll need some

cool code names, right?

What did you call

your superior officer?

My superior officer?

I was a Captain so

he was my colonel.

Cool, I'll call you Captain,

you call me Colonel.

So Cap, I want an update!

We're maintaining deep cover.

We have control of the cockpit.

Once we locate the

vault and the server,

I'll call you back with updates.

And set up my camera,

Jack, I want my live feed.

'Til the ride was done

I keep driving for fun

CJ's back, and the

lyrical warrior's back

Generation's Tupac back


Good boy, I'm keeping an

eye on you and your crew.

Don't think I'm not.

I'm always watching,

remember that, Jack.

Oops, Cap!

Cheer up, you look pissed.

Oh, hell no.

16 minutes, Mr. McGillicuddy

has won the event

with an estimated

17-minute time of death.

Mr. McGillicuddy

wins another one.

- Nothing yet.

- Keep looking.






13 million Rubles.

And the winner, a-ha,

the winners are Ms. Yamada

and Mr. McGillicuddy.

- You are on a roll my friend.

- Good.

When I was young, I

chopped off arms for free!

Excuse me, I have to

go to the restroom.

What the hell is

going on out there?

Oh man, yeah, my bad.

I'm sick from watching

all these disgusting bets.

Pull it together, man.

Get your ass back out there

before anyone gets suspicious.

After the game, you find

that damn server room,

and you hack that damn server!

Copy that!

Pull it together,

Trey, pull it together.

Charlie's Pizza, come in.

Okay, this gear is kind

of a nightmare, stand by.

Come on.

Come on please.

Come on.

Green light, the gear is set up,

and up and running,

we are a green light,

mission is a go.

Glad to hear it.

The third event

is about to begin.

Bets are closed.

In five,





Whoa, stripped to the bone in

one minute, and 56 seconds.

Won again by Mr. McGillicuddy,

you are on a roll, my

friend, god.

He's got to be cheating,

he's winning everything.

This job sucks.


- Hey.

- What are you doing in here?

I, um, was just.

Wait, don't use the radio!

- Block all communications!

- What?

Do it!

Ooh, that's a good song.

That's how I want it

Seems like they're

having fun upstairs.

Wanna do the same?

She don't know

how to be nice

Oh yeah, now here she comes

She's coming after you

There's nothing you can

do, you get ready for it

Screw it.

You b*tch.

f*ck, this is not the same

vault from the schematics!

Looks like biometric, some

upgraded version of that sh*t.

I can still cr*ck it, but

I'm gonna need more time!

There is no more time!


Jackpot boys.

I'm gonna need some

help packing this up.

Delta, can you break

away and help Bravo?

Copy that, just

keeping a low profile.

- Ooh, hey, hi.

- Looking for you.

Nah, no, thank you, I'm good.

- Come on

- What's all the commotion?

- Drink sh*t, sh*t.

- Have a sh*t.

Come on, have a drink.

Nothing, I'm on my way.

Pack up the money,

you cover your tracks,

get the hell out of

there, stay alert.

Line secure, what's up?

So, something seemed off

about that botched

museum job, right?

So I did some digging.

You were supposed to steal a

painting for Darius Grouch.

Now, "The Disturbing Duckling"

is a privately owned piece

of art, the name on

record is some company

called Bon Global.

Now, Bon Global is

owned by Rumble Corp.

Why would he have you steal

a painting he already owns?

There's more, the

painting was transferred

out of the museum the

night before the heist.

Museum was tipped.

That sounds like a setup to me.

Do we know where the

painting really is?

Sure, currently on display at

the Palazzo Braschi in Rome.

I'll call you back.

We can't take it all, it's

too much money in that safe.

Packed what I

could, one bag each.

It's all the weight we

can jump with safely.

- Copy that.

- Server's across the hall.

- All right.

- Bravo, Delta, copy.

We read you.

Listen, we all knew

this wasn't right,

but now I know for sure.

Museum was a set up.

- I knew it.

- What do we do?

We proceed with the

plan, we're in too deep.

We've got to get

out of this mess

without getting

double crossed again.

Just be careful, be

vigilant, stay alert.

Stay alive.

This mission just got

even more f*cked up.

I've been gone too long.

I've got to get back,

someone's gonna get suspicious.

Good call, I better

make an appearance too.

Let's make it quick.

All right, you take wine.

Don't you piss, you hear

me? Don't you piss yourself.

Stay right there,

I've got to take this.

- Yeah.

- Hey, it's me.

Code names, please.

Colonel, this is Captain.

Captain, this is Colonel,

I read you loud and clear.

What's up.

I'm informing you we have

found and accessed the vault.

We're still searching

for the server.

Good, good, you keep

checking the boxes, Captain.

That museum job that went wrong.

We're working on

it, why do you ask?

Well, I wanna find the son

of a b*tch who set us up.

Yeah, well, we don't

have anything yet,

but if we do, I'll let you know.

Not if, when.

When we find out something,

I'll let you know.

Please do, my crew and

I'll do that job for free.

- Be in touch, over and out.

- Yeah, yeah, over and out.


can't hear myself think,

will you shut this guy up?

What the f*ck did you do?

I told you shut him

up, not sh**t him.

You f*cked up my terracotta.

This stuff is porous,

don't you get that?

For God's sake, son of a b*tch.

It's never gonna come

out, it's gonna stain.

- Hello.

- Harry, what's going on?


I'm training.

I'm sending you an

encrypted message

with some schematics

for a fail safe.

Got a bad feeling about

this, things are going south.

I need you, remember Brazil?

Oh boy, do I remember Brazil.

What happened to Brazil?

You're on a need-to-know

basis, soldier.


trust your gut.

We need to move on to Plan B.

Roger that.

I got to take a break, kid.

Don't eat all my M&M's, okay.

Let's see.

All right you sons of

b*tches, let's do it.

I knew there was something

wrong with this guy.

I told you.

Charlie, we are inbound

with rally point location,

are you up and running?

Alpha, green light, sync

on standby, ready to rock.

Delta, how's it coming?

Great, we're just about there

with the sync

And got it!

Transfer in progress.

Transfer and

download in progress.

Alpha, keep us in target range.

All right everyone, keep it up!


Transfer's at 44%, I repeat 44%.

Gentlemen, I'm gonna

have to ask you to return

to the upper deck.

You take care of the princess,

and I'll take care of this guy.

With pleasure.

You really wanna do this?

Okay then, b*tch.

Here comes daddy.

Who stole the cookie

from the cookie jar?

Who me?

Yeah., you stole that cookie.

Listen, it's not

what it looks like.

- I like that.

- Love it.

- You like?

- Love it.

Ivan, I can explain.

Halfway there.

Alpha, come in,

transfer stopped.

I can't keep the plane

in range any longer.

We're gonna have to

make another pass.

- Delta?

- Alpha?

What the hell's

going on up there?

I don't wanna be late

before the next card game,

but I got to k*ll ya.

Hi Princess.

Drop the g*n, drop

the g*n, drop the g*n.

- Get up, get up!

- Get him up, get him up.

Get him up, get him up.

Alpha, abort, I'm sorry.

Bravo, Delta, do you copy?

- Sit rep.

- Get up.

What took you so long?

I was organizing my closet.

Alpha, do you copy,

I'm with Delta.

Everything's fine.

Speak for yourself.

We're out of range, and

the server's been damaged.

Charlie's been compromised.

Darius did it

again, he set us up.


We do not let him win.

Listen, can you

reboot the server?

Download it onto a portable SSD?

If it's stable enough

to handle the transfer.

But the moment the

drive boots via USB,

their security software

will tip them off,

they'll know there's a breach.

Do it, we're out of options.

But they'll be able to

trace it back to us.

Not us, we have a Plan B.

Plan B.

Okay, ladies and gents,

here comes Harry.

Who's next?

Stay still, you bastard.

Come on, I'll tear

one right up your ass.


Sucks to be you, pal.

Hey Harry.

Hey pal, how're ya doing?

Hello, who's this?

What do you mean who's this?

Please hold.

Who're you holding for again?

Need I remind you

who you work for?

I've been up here,

above the clouds,

I don't know, it's given

me some perspective.

I've been thinking, what

if I don't work for you?

What if you were actually

just a little b*tch?

And what if this money wasn't

actually yours anymore?

Are you really f*cking

with me right now?

Are you f*cking with me?

You think you're bad ass, yeah?

The criminals on this

plane would eat you alive.

On this plane, you're a

dime a dozen, Colonel.

I don't give a f*ck

who's on that plane.

I'm the baddest mother

f*ck on the planet!

I am Darius Grouch

the Third, The Rumble,

and I am taking down

the Money Plane.

- Now bring me my money.

- Please hold on.

Time to burn down the village.




Speed and altitude decreased,

auto-pilot engaged.

Transfer complete,

with the key to access

all the cryptocurrency.

- Over $1-billion.

- And the clock is ticking.

It's only a matter of time

before they figure out

they've been hacked.

Leave that to me.

Now that we have the

funds, what's next?

Let's redistribute the wealth.

We can donate it to anonymous

charities worldwide.

Untraceable, non-reversible.

We'd be giving the money

back to those who suffered

at the hands of these bastards.

UNICEF, Polaris, uh,

refugees of Syria,

you name it.

A little steal from the rich?

- And give to the poor.

- Exactly.

You sure about this, what

about your debt to Darius?

I told you, I have

a Plan B, do it.

A whole lot of people just

got a whole lot of money.

What about the cash?

I don't want it,

split the money.

The same here.

Me neither.

Let's spread the

wealth manually.

Got a call to make.


I hope you have

come to your senses!

Any good job has

three critical parts.

First, you need a great team.

It takes more than one

flint to start a f*re.

Second, you need a

proper diversion.

There's the way things are and

the way things appear to be

and the SSD that has the access

key to the cryptocurrency,

we thought it'd be better served

if we dispersed that

digitally to charities

around the world that are

dealing with horrible issues,

like, I don't know,

human trafficking.

You're dead, your

families are all dead,

you, your crew, and

everyone you ever met.

Dead by the time you touch down.

Lastly, if there's no

Darius, there's no debt.

Always have a Plan B.

I don't give a

f*ck who's on that plane,

I'm the baddest

f*ck on the planet.

I am Darius Grouch

the third, The Rumble,

and I am taking down

the Money Plane.

Now bring me my money.

On behalf of the house,

I wanna assure you

that Mr. Grouch's head

will be on a platter

by the time we land.

The House will compensate

any lost funds.

Let's have a new wager.

Who wants to wager

how long it'll take

'til we get notice of

Mr. Grouch's death?

15 minutes at 50,000.

Very nice.

We just did that.

First time for everything.

We never did get that painting.

Well, I guess we have

one last, last job to do.

Payback's a b*tch.

You ready?

Let's strap in.

An eye for an eye, Colonel.

I got to jump.

When we pull it

off, we are done.

Yeah, we're square.

Now, go get me my money, Jack.

I'm out, Darius.

Hold on, P-Roach.

Hold on.


Rumble time.


My source has an offer

on your painting.

It seems the publicity

from the heist

drove the price

up to 60 million.

Split four ways, not

a bad retirement.

We'll split five ways.

See you in Paris.

All right.

What are you doing?

I know, you're so silly.

What are you doing?

It's your turn now.
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