02x13 - Passages

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chance why dylan we all know you and us

are inseparable

there's no way your parents are going to

let her go on your family camping trip

this is not going to happen

well i've got a plan huh what'd i tell

you

right right okay full ride to uw

awesome yeah you know i mean i'll

probably spend half the season on the

bench but hey you never know right

your parents have got to be thrilled

yeah you know they're pretty happy

dylan tells me they're having a rager of

a graduation party oh no not a couple

people you know relatives and stuff no

big deal

then i tell them if they really trust me

i should be able to bring a friend

small detail missing see i'm a friend

she's a girlfriend

big difference you got to be kidding me

dad come on she's a friend

exactly this is a family camping trip

maybe the last one we have together now

that mike's going off to college

besides dylan ash doesn't really seem

the camping type

yeah i mean why would you want to spend

her vacation with us with me

she's never been camping before so i

invited her

she said yes okay did she ask her mother

ms gordon thought it'd be fun it was

okay with you guys

no mom come on talk to him please

mike i don't see any harm in it all

right all right all right

thanks mom you're the best you're

kidding ash and i will use the red tent

dylan dylan

i'm kidding

come on son this is a day to celebrate

my oldest boys grill edge this party is

gonna be

huge heck invite the whole class if you

want all the relatives are coming

your grandparents my aunt jessica

not her wish mad daddy don't like the

big wet kisses huh

be nice she's my only aunt mikey i'm

putting you down for 75 kids

yeah there'll be plenty of food dancing

you guys don't need to do this

yes no we do this it's a great day for

the whole family

we're gonna be late let's go

did you already invite aunt jessica

okay good

we're on what my parents said yes

oh are you serious i can't believe it

either i believe what

ash is going camping with dylan no way

yep

in a couple weeks we'll be hiking

fishing and sleeping under the stops

together yeah right my parents will be

there

drag for a minute there sounding

romantic it will be

oh sure with mom and dad along how could

it not be

well i think it'll be great i've never

seen the redwoods never slept in a tent

besides

beets doing nothing all summer i'll show

you how to fish how to hook bait how to

gut them and clean them

all right i got to stick to the hiking

park those two just can't get enough of

each other

disgusting isn't it no you can't come

with me

because i'm getting a dress for your

brother's party

all right okay maybe um i'll come over

tomorrow morning

okay bye what did he want oh

he wants to take me shopping for hiking

boots for the trip how cool how cute

ash i'm home why do parents always yell

your name and then tell you they're here

isn't it obvious

hey mom up here oh my god ashley get

down here it finally came

what

what the art institute

here honey open it hurry

okay what does it say dear miss gordon

blah blah blah um based on your

portfolio we are honored to accept you

as an artist and resident for a summer

session at the san francisco art

institute

you can't believe it i knew it honey i

knew it i knew the best art program in

the country couldn't say no to my

daughter hello will someone tell me

what's going on

i got accepted as an artist and resident

at the most awesome art school they only

take like 20 high school students out of

2000 applicants

i didn't even know you applied well i

didn't tell anyone because i didn't

think i'd get in

oh honey of course you would mom i mean

the best artists in the country teach

there everyone wants to go

i know let me look at it again when does

it start

um one week after you finish school one

week i've got a pack

i get all my supplies together how am i

gonna do it all in time it'll be fine

i guess you're not going camping are you

serious i mean this is a

once-in-a-lifetime chance of course i'm

not gonna go camping

i gotta go pack i have to go call your

grandma this is gonna be so awesome

what are you doing she's packing i want

to make sure we have everything

dylan we're not leaving for another week

i just want to be prepared

fishing rods in the garage above the

freezer

now i just got to worry about getting

him into college wow he's doing good

now this year he barely made it through

his freshman year and soccer

i'm not sure about the scholarship money

there it's not like football

so what's mom cooking up for this

shindig no nothing we're having a

catered

are you kidding me no food drink the

whole deal

drink yeah juices sodas i may even have

lattes

you know what you kids drink nowadays

no dad my friends all drink beer

well not here they don't look

there'll be plenty of everything else

it'll be fun

hey which one do you think will catch

the most fish the one i'm using

hey ash hey mike ash here

try this on dylan

she's not gonna need those so what are

you guys up to today

oh shopping i need a dress for the party

and hiking boots

they'll look great with your dress i'm

sure plus i need a telescoping trip

you have never seen so many stars

i can't believe we're going this is

gonna be great

so did you tell him oh yeah after he

decided to spend his life savings on a

new telescope

how could i you can't wait much longer

his whole family's expecting you to be

there

i know it's just he's gonna be so

disappointed

when i applied to this program i hardly

even knew dylan

you know all i could think about was

being back home seeing my old friends

seeing your old boyfriends no

i mean josh doesn't even be in san

francisco this summer

you sure about that yeah he emailed me

he's working at a camp back east

well that should calm down down a little

oh yeah

i'm just gonna say hey the bad news is i

can't go camping with you

the good news is i'm not gonna hook up

with my old

do boyfriend think you'll see other

people while you're there i mean

cece yeah no

how about dylan dylan come on

no no you're gonna be away for a whole

month

the only reason you bought that thing so

you'd have an excuse to be alone in the

dark with ash

i did not oh yeah i can see it now mom

dad ash and i are gonna stay up and

watch the stars hey

it might work anyway so kim's coming to

the party

i told my dad and angela they said they

were trying to stop by everybody's

coming except the guest of

honor what well mike's flipping out

because the party's dry

so so he doesn't think his friends will

show up sure they will

think about it cake party at bradley's

or root beer at mike's

what would you do i'm going to your

house that's cause you have to my

friends have a choice

what is the problem mike you've been

naked from the start can't you just

celebrate like everybody else

no i can't because everybody else is

celebrating a little differently than we

are

meaning beer dad cake party's booze okay

you're not even 21. so a lot of parents

don't care they let their kids drink at

home well we don't yeah i know that dad

look the point is is that none of my

friends are gonna want to come to this

part you know what i don't blame the mic

now come on mom think about it

i know you guys don't drink but what if

your guests want to

people can have a good time without

alcohol well your friends maybe

look what if people brought their own

absolutely not your friends are underage

what if they snuck it in

i would throw them out it's my party dad

my house

mike

michael

you